Kurt’s day is packed. The moment he left Dalton Doggy dog bakery, he had to rush to go to the party venue. They’re testing out the photo backdrop for the dog portraits. There will be many, many dogs at this party.

At least this time it’s for a good cause. This isn’t another Instagram vanity project. This time it’ll benefit local shelters. Honestly, it’s described as “The Met Gala for LA shelters” and Kurt’s inclined to agree. It might look frilly and a way for celebrities to show off, which, yeah, true, but it’s also with an underlying cause.

Mercedes will even be in attendance with her real chihuahua. The faux-huahua was a bit too weird.

Actually, almost all of Kurt’s friends are about to attend. At moment like these he’s proud of what everyone’s achieved. Unlike Kurt, they did all succeed in their careers of choice, but Kurt isn’t complaining. After all, he’s the one who has access to the big Hollywood A-listers.

In fact, Kurt plans on giving his friends an update, but when he opens his app, his eyes fall on the new name.

nude erections 😏

Kurt Hummel: petition to no longer allow
Santana to name our group chat

Santana Lopez: 😘

Santana Lopez: I mean, come on. Didn’t Mr. Schue
think of this pun himself?

Santana Lopez: rumour has it that he came up with New
Directions after he banged his ex-wife

Rachel Berry: I do not want to know anything about
our teacher’s sex life! Inappropriate!

Kurt Hummel: ANYWAY

Kurt Hummel: The cake has hopefully been
saved by a hot baker, so tht’s done.

Kurt Hummel: Artie, what time will you be at the
venue to test out the cinematography work??

Artie Abrams: Around 1pm, right?

Sam Evans: hot baker?

Mercedes Jones: hot baker?

Kurt Hummel: guys

Tina Cohen-Chang: hot baker?

Santana Lopez: hot baker? 👀👀👀

As on a cue, Kurt’s phone screen lights up. Santana is calling him. Kurt knows he cannot avoid Santana Lopez, no matter how hard he tries, so he reluctantly picks up.

“So, hot baker?” she says as a greeting.

“Yes, Santana, hot baker,” Kurt says.

“Well, what are you going to do about it?” Santana asks and Kurt can imagine the smirk on her face.

He shrugs.

“Nothing. It’s immoral to just hit on someone I work with.”

“You’ve planned lavish parties during a pandemic, Hummel, so don’t talk to me about immorality,” Santana deadpans.

“Fair,” Kurt sighs. Look, it paid the bills and the student debt. He’s not overly proud of it either. Luckily this client is trying to be as safe as possible. “I’ll first have to find out if the baker is gay or not. And if his bakery can take on this lavish request!”

Just then, another call tries to come through. It’s the bakery. Kurt quickly says goodbye to Santana and he answers the other call.

“Hello Kurt, this is Blaine from Dalton Doggy dog bakery. Our staff got back to us much quicker than we expected. We’re in!”