Blaine: This hotel sucks.

Kurt: Why?

Blaine: Because you are not here.

Kurt: I wish I was with you, baby.

Blaine: Me too. I had plans for this night...

Kurt: Do tell.

Blaine: First I was planning to slowly undress you.

Blaine: Then I would have massaged you gently through your underwear.

Blaine: You would have hardly felt my touch.

Kurt: Did you plan to tease me for a long time?

Blaine: Until you were begging.

Kurt: I’m begging now.

Blaine: What do you want, love?

Kurt: I want you to suck me.

Blaine: Are you in our bed?

Kurt: Yes.

Blaine: Strip.

Kurt: Only if you do the same.

Blaine: I’m already naked. I’ve been for a while.

Kurt: Are you touching yourself?

Blaine: Yes. Phone in the right hand, cock in the left.

Kurt: Same. What are you doing now?

Blaine: I’m lying on you. Your skin feels so perfect.

Kurt: But your cock feels even greater pressed to mine.

Blaine: My hands are on your hips and I’m moving gently.

Kurt: Harder, baby, please!

Blaine: Stop moving, love, it’s all about you – let me make you feel good.

Kurt: Then suck me.

Blaine: As you wish.

Blaine: I’m kissing your neck, that spot that you love so much.

Kurt: It feels so good.

Blaine: I’m going down to suck your right nipple, my fingers massaging the other one.

Kurt: Oh, Blaine…

Blaine: I’m biting your nipple. Does it hurt?

Kurt: Yes.

Blaine: Do you like it?

Kurt: God yes!

Blaine: Ummm, I’m fucking your navel with my tongue.

Kurt: I’m moaning like a little whore.

Blaine: You are a little whore. My whore.

Blaine: Your cock is so gorgeous. My mouth is watering.

Kurt: Take it all, I know you can.

Blaine: That I do. I’m sucking on the tip of your cock. You are so delicious…

Kurt: When are you coming back tomorrow?

Blaine: In the morning. Don’t worry, we will have our personal lesson as always.

Kurt: Great. What are we going to do?

Blaine: Dancing lesson with Mike and Tina.

Kurt: That’s going to be fun!

Blaine: I knew you would like it.

Jeff: Wtf, guys? Not cool. Please, continue.