The 7 Step Plan To Getting Your Two Oblivious Gay Friends Together
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The 7 Step Plan To Getting Your Two Oblivious Gay Friends Together: Step Seven: Become Boyfriends


T - Words: 1,636 - Last Updated: Dec 21, 2013
Story: Complete - Chapters: 8/? - Created: Dec 21, 2013 - Updated: Dec 21, 2013
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"Do you think it worked?" David asked Wes as their science teacher continued to waffle on.


"I think so. Thad still looked pretty startled at breakfast this morning. Plus, Blaine had that dopey grin again!"


"Does this mean that the plan is complete?" asked David.


"David, I believe its called The 7 Step Plan To Getting Your Two Oblivious Gay Friends Together. Seven steps, not six!"


"So, what is step seven?"


"Step seven is Become Boyfriends."




"So, are you and Kurt boyfriends now?" asked Wes as he sat down next to Blaine in history.


"You know, Wesley, you and David seem to be paying a lot of attention to mine and Kurts relationship lately. Its getting kind of worrying. Care to explain?"


"I will as soon as you and Kurt are officially together. Then you can send us a muffin basket. I like chocolate chip."


"Fine. No, we havent really talked about being boyfriends yet."


"Too busy making out?" asked Wes.


Blaine didnt reply, but Wes noticed his cheeks turn a dark shade of red.


"So are you gonna ask him?"


"Do you think I should?" Blaine questioned.


"Do you want to be his boyfriend?" Wes returned.


"Yes," Blaine answered sharply. "More than anything."


"Well then, you should ask him!"


"Hmm," Blaine hummed thoughtfully, but didnt elaborate on his thoughts.




"Hey, you!" greeted Kurt after lesson.


"Hi! You coming back to my room to do homework?" asked Blaine, taking Kurts bag from him and slinging it over his shoulder out of habit.


"Yeah, of course. I have some French I need to catch up on!"


"You need to catch up on French? If that Celine Dion medleys anything to go by, Id say you were an expert!"


Kurt grinned, but after a second his forehead creased in confusion. "Wait, how did you know about that Celine Dion medley?"


"Erm, Im sure Mercedes was telling us about it when we went out to dinner," Blaine lied quickly. Kurt shot him a suspicious glare, but didnt question it.


When theyd reached Blaines room, both boys entered and automatically fell down onto Blaines bed, making themselves comfortable and arranging books around them. They worked in silence for a while, except for Kurt occasionally reading a French phrase out loud to get the sound right. Blaine could help but get distracted by that.


"Kurt?" Blaine asked, effectively breaking the silence.


"Hm?" Kurt hummed, raising his eyes from his book.


"If I asked you to be my boyfriend, what would you say?" Blaine bit his lip, nervously and his hands fumbled in his lap. Kurt just smiled at him.


"I dont know. Why dont you try?"


"Okay. Kurt. Would you be my boyfriend?"


"Hmmm, I dont know," Kurt teased, grinning at Blaine.


"Kuuuuurt!" Blaine groaned.


"Of course I will, silly!" Kurt reassured him. "You didnt even need to ask." And with that, Kurt leant over his French book to give Blaine a peck on the lips. Blaine leant into the touch, deepening the kiss ever so slightly to keep it going for a few more seconds, before retreating.


"Fantastic," he said, his voice almost a whisper. "Know what this means?"


"What?" Kurt asked, his forehead pressing against Blaines.


"We can find out what Wes and David have been up to recently!"


Kurt clutched his chest, feigning hurt and said, "the truth about why you want to be with me is revealed!"


"Dont underestimate yourself. Youre pretty cute too," Blaine teased. Kurt smack him on the arm, but then took his hand and pulled him off the bed.


"You better believe it. Now cmon. Im curious!" Kurt said, and pulled Blaine by the hand out of his dorm.




Wes and David were sat on the floor of their dorm, doing their homework when there was a knock at the door.


"You get it!" they both yelled, David a fraction of a second behind. Wes grinned triumphantly and David sighed and went to get the door. He yanked it open to find Kurt and Blaine waiting hand in hand outside. He grinned at the sight of their linked hands and pulled the door open a little wider.


"Wes! Our favourite gays are here to visit!" David said and turned to sit back down in his original position, leaving the door open for Kurt and Blaine to enter.


"Hey, guys!" Wes greeted, snapping his book shut. "Did it happen?"


"Yes, it happened," Blaine confirmed, giving Kurts hand a squeeze. "Now, I believe you guys have some explaining to do!"


Wes and David looked at each other, before Wes sighed and went to explain. "Well, you guys were completely oblivious and kept looking at each other with these adorable puppy eyes and longing looks and wed had enough of it, so we thought wed give you a little push."


"Wes came up with the plan, may I add," David said. "I was more of an assistant and a helper when he lacked creativity."


"Wait, a plan? What plan?" Kurt asked.


"The 7 Step Plan To Getting Your Two Oblivious Gay Friends Together," Wes said.


"Bit of a long name, isnt it?" Kurt and Blaine asked, simultaneously. Wes just groaned.


"Every one says that!" he complained.


"Hey, it was a bit of a long name!" David said. "Im sure we could have come up with a shorter one if wed have spent more time on it."


"Anyway, who cares about the name. What were the seven steps?" Blaine prompted.


"Step one was Attain Allies," said Wes. "For that, we got some of Kurts friends in on the plan to help us. We called Mercedes and she got some if the other girls to help."


"Mercedes was in cahoots with you?" Kurt asked.


"Yeah, and it really helped. There was a lot we didnt know about you Kurt," Wes said with a wink. "Anyway, step two was Obliviate The Oblivious, where basically we got both of you to admit that you liked the other. We learnt that Blaine was a bit more oblivious than Kurt."


"That explains the girls wanting to do open circle," Kurt mumbled.


"Then step three was create confidence. Mercedes and the girls took Kurt shopping and I took Blaine to the gym."


"I knew Santana wasnt normally that kind!" Kurt said.


"You guys know me too well," Blaine complained. He paused and added, "hey, wait a minute. Does this mean that Maria doesnt actually think Im super hot?" Kurt glared at him, Wes frowned and David laughed.


"Oh, no. Ive heard Maria go on about what a shame it is that youre gay because shed totally dump Wes for you," David confirmed.


"Anyway, enough about Blaines hotness. Step four was Its All About The Teasing And Not About The Pleasing." Kurts eyes widened at the familiarity of the name. "That showed you guys how youre attracted to each other physically. And lets just say, I think that step was enough to turn David and I gay for both of you!"


"Wait, are you the ones who put the memory stick with the videos in my room?"


"What videos?" Kurt questioned.


Blaine flushed. "Erm, remember earlier when you asked how I knew about the Celine Dion medley?"


"You saw a video of that?" Kurt squealed.


"Yeah. And 4 Minutes... And Single Ladies..."


Kurt groaned and covered his face with his hands. "Oh my God, thats so embarrassing!"


"Trust me, Kurt. After watching those, if Blaine doesnt wanna bang you then I will!" Wes said. Kurt just groaned again.


"Okay, please just carry on," Kurt said.


"Fine. Step five was Leave The Lovers. Which Im sure was when you figured out we were planning something. That was the date. Which you never told us about by the way!"


"Ah yes. Chocolate covered strawberries. Really, Wes?" Blaine laughed.


"What? I spent hours googling flirty foods and thats all I could find!"


"Yeah, and Im sure you enjoyed them," David said with a wink at Blaine. Blaine ducked his head.


"And step six was Initiate Smooching. Which was the part that involved locking you guys in the supply cupboard and traumatising Thad. That just left step seven which was Become Boyfriends. But you covered that for us, Im sure." Wes glanced at their linked hands with a smirk.


"Glad we could do your dirty work for you, Wesley," Kurt said.


"Thank us later when Im sure youll definitely be doing some form of dirty work," Wes laughed. Kurt and Blaine just glared at them.


"Im kind of stuck between thanking you guys and strangling you. What if it had turned out like Thad? We could have been covered in flour and still single!" Blaine complained. Kurt looked at him, his brow crinkling in confusion. Blaine just mouthed tell you later, at him.


"Well, it worked so Id say you should thank us," Wes said.


"But if you were going to go with the strangling option, remember Im innocent, Ive just been Wes cute, unpaid intern in this whole thing."


"Hm, I have another idea," Kurt piped up. "How about we punish them by just being sickeningly adorable and coupley all of the time."


"Why that sounds just perfect, Kurtie," Blaine said with a grin, leaning into Kurt to run their noses together.


"It sure does, Blainey-Boo!" Kurt replied.


"Oh god. Weve created monsters!" Wes moaned.


"Well, if youll excuse us, Im sure we have some cute coupley songs to rehearse for Warbler practise tomorrow and some making out to do. Cmon honey pie," Blaine said with a grin. Kurt pulled him down for a kiss before grabbing his hand and running from the room.


"Well, your plan worked. But theyre going to continue to be torture us for a while, arent they?" David said.


"Yup. But like you say. It worked. Ive proved that my match making skills are pretty effective!"


"Whatever do we do now that Kurt and Blaine are together?"


"Come up with couple names for them?" Wes suggested.


"I thought we agreed our favourite was Kurt CoBlaine!"


"True. Hm, how about we see if we can get Thad a girlfriend, without him being covered in flour..." Wes mused.


"Oh god. Looks like youre already coming up with The 7 Step Plan To Getting Your Straight Friend And The Girl He Messed Up With Because Of You Together."


"Are you kidding, David? This time, were coming up with a better name!"


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