When Kurt entered detention, he wasnt all that surprised at who was there. Brittany was sitting in the back corner looking confused as always. Artie was a few rows up reading, and Finn was presumably trying to sext with Rachel. But Blaine wasnt anywhere to be seen.

He went in before me, Kurt thought to himself.

All of a sudden, his questions were answered when he got a spank on the ass.

"Hey, babe," Blaine whispered before heading over to his seat. Kurt just scowled at him, and sat beside Finn. 

Principal Sue walked in a minute later with her bull horn in hand. "Sit your fat asses down," she yelled through her bull horn. "Im talking about you, puffy nips." Sue looked at Finn. Finn looked down at his chest before promptly crossing his arms over his chest and slouching back into his chair. "Welcome, ladies and gays, to detention. Youre here because you are the worst this school has to offer. Now I should be at home with Robin and her baby daddy Michael Bolton, but apparently all other teachers were busy doing nothing so I have to come in and supervise. You will be sitting here for the next 8 hours thinking about how miserable your worthless lives are, and I will be sitting in my office thinking of new ways to get rid of the glee club. Also, because I hate all of you, you will be writing a thousand word essay about how you landed your asses in detention and what you think of youself or something supposedly meaningful and thought provoking like that." She started handing out blank paper to write on. She got to Blaine and said, "And that means a thousand words, not penis written a thousand times, alpha gay." Blaine smirked and snatched the pages from Sues hands. 

Once she was done handing out papers, Sue turned and started to walk out the door before yelling, "And this door is to remain open!" 

*******

About three minutes passed in complete silence before Brittany started singing quietly about Lord Tubbingtons being the most unicorn of them all. Artie was working on what looked like chemistry homework, and Finn had started feverently tapping his fingernails against the desk. It earned him a kick in the back of his chair from Blaine behind him.

"Hey man, what the fuck?" Finn turned to stare down Blaine.

"Sorry," Blaine shrugged, "my foot slipped." Kurt had to hold back a laugh from Finns pout when he turned back. 

Artie mustve started getting warm, because he started to take his coat off at the same time as Blaine. Blaine glared at him until Artie shrugged his jacket back on.

"I was cold anyways," Artie said nervously before turning back to his work. 

********

A minute later, Blaine started humming a tune that Kurt recognized but couldnt quite put his finger on. 

"Oh shit," Blaine exclaimed, "what happens if we have to take a piss? Well I gotta do my buisness somewhere," he said before unzipping his pants. 

Kurt and Finn both turned to look at him, before Kurt turned back rolling his eyes. 

"Hey, you leak anything in here, youre dead, Anderson." 

"What are you gonna do, Finny boy? Kick me? Is that what they teach you when you join a losing football team?"

"Just ignore him," Kurt said to his step-brother.

"Princess, you couldnt ignore me if you tried." Blaine leaned forward. 

"I told you to stop calling me that," Kurt snapped.

"Hey," Sue yelled from the other room, "whats happing in there?"

"Fine, honey," Blaine zipped up his pants, "I wont piss here, but its gonna have to come out sometime."

"Gross," Kurt said before turning back in his chair.

Then Blaine had the perfect idea on how to piss Kurt off. "So, are you two like dating?" He said in a mocking voice. "Lovers? Cmon, Finny, do you two head out to Scandals on the weekends to get some ass?"

"Shut up!" Kurt and Finn yelled in unsion. Blaine smiled at his handywork. 

"You know, I never found football to be as straight of a sport as people say it is. I mean, you run around slapping each others asses and tackling each other. Not to mention how you all shower together in the locker room. Great porn material. You know, maybe I will join the team. Seems like my style. And its not like I need talent or anything to join," Blaine smirked. 

Finn was fuming when he turned around. "You know what, Blanderson? You dont even matter at this school. You could run away and no one would care."

"Wow, Hudson, is that the pep talk you give your team every week before you go and suck ass on the field?"

Finn gave up on the conversation and turned around, covering his nipples again.

The library was silent after that except for Brittany still singing her quiet song.