Feb. 1, 2015, 6 p.m.
Kurt's Anatomy : Hypothetically
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A/N: Thanks once again to my wonderful reviewers, i have a few more to thank this time :3. Finn Lover, Noro, Aully Love 1000 and Guest x2 (You can tell me who you are i wont judge ;) ) ALSO a big thank you again to Gleekforever12345 & FinchelFan728 You two are the best.
I know cheesy ending, but i like it (:
Can people let me know if it was weird all of a sudden writing from Pucks POV or not, because i kind of want to write from his POV again, in a few chapters youll see + i really want to write from either Brittanys or Santanas POV too (:
Also i will probably have the next chapter up either later today or tomorrow morning. (:
+ Still looking for a beta my lovelies =D
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Pucks POV
Why didnt Rachel want in my pants already, just the superior Puckerman Testosterone pumping through the hospital producing pheromones, should have caught her attention by now. Why wasnt she hopping aboard the Puckerman express, destination my bed. I asked her on a date which she had agreed to then she turned me down, for no apparent reason. That had happened pretty much straight after that lunch when Finn was acting very strange. That must be a crazy coincidence. Yeah i could be a little bit of a player, but i was still a good lay. Ugh its so not fair, why did Rachel not want me? I was i still hung up on her so much. Ugh damn that Rachel Berry! I walked into my laboratory, presuming that i would be the only one there, that early in the morning. Everyone that worked in the lab seemed to be lazy as fuck. But for some reason there was a girl in the lab this morning. Who was she? Why was she intently reading my research i had been conducting over the last few years. I cleared my throat, signalling that i was there.
"Im sorry for snooping, but this is really amazing research..."
"Yeah i think im gonna get a massive break through, i can just feel it..."
"That is amazing for someone that lives in the narrow minded state, Ohio."
"Well yeah, maybe ill get some funding when i get my big break through and maybe even a new job... in a different city with any luck..."
"Dont talk like that, your clearly have a pretty good job going here. So why would you want to move?"
"Girl trouble."
"What? you that seems unlikely... Your a very handsome man." She stood up and i saw her enormous stomach.
"...and your very pregnant."
"Yup." She popped the p.
"Puck." I supplied. I wanted to know more about this girl.
"Quinn." She smiled and she left. Hours had passed looking at slides of mice brains that had been cut up, but still the mouse had brain cancer. God dammit there must be something we can to reduce the prevalence of cancer. That was bugging me a lot, but at the moment that Quinn girl was bugging me more. I never even found out why she was in my lab in the first place.I was still confused why Quinn was in my lab in the first place, and what the actual fuck did she want? It was starting to really frustrate me. I made my way to the cafeteria in the hospital and dumped my food on the table, and saw Finn approaching me from the corner of my eye.
"Hey dude whats up?" I asked.
"I kind of need your advice..."
"Kind of?"
"Hypothetically.."
"Err.. Okay?" I replied confused as hell.
"Okay. So say hypothetically i was making out with a girl and she was jerking me off and well i.. i was licking her down there..."
"Okay.. So you were getting lucky and you were licking her out."
"Yeah... so it was going all fine, then all of a sudden she stopped and ran away.."
"Okay, First of Finn, that sounds like this actually happened to you... So hypothetically, this in no way is actually hypothetical so..."
"Yeah... I guess... So what does it mean?"
"Shes a probably a prude..."
"Rachels a prude...?" He asked shocked at the idea.
"You nearly tapped that fine ass that is Berry?"
"Uhh... No... This was hypothetical.."
"Yup.. It is defiantly still hypothetical..." So Berry wasnt putting out for him either, although he got further than i did. So thats clearly why she didnt want to date me anymore. Dammit. Of course go for the good looking doctor. What about the handsome laboratory specialist. Yeah nah, that would never happen. Everyone went for the doctor.
"Its all hypothetical here."
"Okay... Hypothetically speaking i think she might just have intimate problems..."
"Oh yeah that makes sense. Thanks dude. Im totally gonna see if thats Rach... Er her problem.." He slipped up, he tried to hide it. But it was too late, i knew he meant Rachel, he said her name twice. He screwed that one up. Hypothetically my fucking ass.
"No problem man." Dammit He had Rachel, and i still had nobody. I sighed in defeat, i was seriously going to end up forever alone.
I finished my lunch and made my back to my lab, waiting for me at the door. The reason for Finns Hypothetical advice.
"Are you a prude Berry?"
"Excuse me?"
"Well hypothetically, you nearly had sex with Finn right?" I said with a wink. Teasing heavy in my voice.
"Ho.. ow do you know about that?"
"Finns my boy, he tells me everything."
"Well, to be honest its actually none of your business."
"Well see about that Berry, anyway what did you want?"
"Is that a threat?" She angrily asked.
"Maybe." I answered smugly. My smile faulted. "... What do you want Berry?" i asked annoyed.
"I thought you might want to meet my single friend. Your single, shes single... so.."
"I dont think so, thanks for thinking so lowly of my love life. But im fine."
"No, its not like that. She is single and ready to mingle. You know?"
"Berry there is no way in hell i am going on a date with your friend!..." I thought just crossed my mind. "...Unless you tell me why you didnt have sex with Finn. Because im already feed up with him whining all the time."
"Your date, whom shall remain nameless until you meet her tonight... She is a total babe. I would totally tap her if i was into girls. But i like guys."
"Ill only go on this stupid date if you tell me why..."
"Okay... Fine ill tell you." She sighed. She looked at the wall looking like she was gonna pretend that this conversation had never happened. "Imavirginandididntwantfinntofindoutbecauseitssupersuperweirdbecauseofhowoldiam." she said so fast i couldnt hear a thing.
"Wait i didnt hear what you said. Why do you always talk to fast when your nervous.
"Fine! im a virgin okay?" i burst into a fit of laughter. No fucking way.
"How your a total babe and you flirt with everything that moves, You are very confident in yourself and by what Finn said it doesnt seem like you were a virgin."
"Its called acting you idiot." She stormed off.
"No fucking way!" I said aloud to nobody in particular. I now had perfect blackmail material for one Miss Berry. If this date was horrible i could blackmail Berry into doing something for me.
My phone vibrated in my pocket, i was expecting it to be someone more important. But it was just Berry.
~Your date is at 7pm sharp at breadstix, she will be waiting for you~
~How the fuck did you get my number?~
~Finn.~
Of course Finn would give my number to her if she asked, of course he would. ugh what happened to bros before hoes? At 6:30pm i drove home and hopped in the shower, better smell good, then i might actually get laid. Ladies always liked there men smelling good. Always good to up your chances of getting laid. I got out of the shower and chucked on the cleanest pair of jeans and shirt. No briefs tonight, full commando. Which just so happens to be the best feeling in the world. In no time i was walking into breadstix. Why did Berry have to choose this restaurant? It was actually the worst, how many people come out of this place with food poising? Probably nearly everybody who walked out of the restaurant. I waltzed into the restaurant and almost everyone looked in my direction as i walked in, there it was in action, my bad boy presence. The attention i craved daily. I looked around, why didnt Rachel tell me what this girl looked like? Damn Rachel. Damn these stupid blind dates.
"Hello Puck." I turned on my heels and smiled. It was Quinn.
"What are you doing here?"
"Im waiting for you apparently?"
"What do you mean?"
"Im your blind date." No way. She was preggers, i was never going to get laid, why did i even bother with the shower?
"Are you sure? Rachel said hot babe..." She gave me the death glare. "...You are a babe, but your pregnant. I was also kind of hoping to get laid..."
"Well, we are just on our first date so i doubt it..."
"So there is a chance."
"The same chance i will go into labor on this date.."
"So the odds are pretty high, eh?" Her laugh rang through the restaurant beautifully. The waiter came over and asked for our order, in which we both ordered the steak. I also ordered a coke for her whilst i ordered a double vodka. The night passed quickly, we talked about everything from where she went to high school Crawford Country Day school, her favorite color, blue. Her favorite number, 7. To her childhood dream, which was much like a lot of my friends was New York and become success. I drove home in complete silence, and for the first time in my life, my date hadnt ended with getting laid which felt odd, but good at the same time.
It had been two weeks since my first date with Quinn, i couldnt help but smile. Quinn was so nice, we swapped numbers and had been texting a lot. She would call me every night. We had even been on a few dates and i couldnt help but feel like i was falling in lo... wait what? in love? No way! No way Noah Puckerman was NOT in love. Quinn Fabray was preggers and i couldnt be in love with her no way. Okay im totally falling for her. The girl was seriously on my mind all the time. The girl was so witty, smart mouthed, beautiful and so intelligent. How could you not fall for someone like that. I wondered idly if Quinn would accompany me to the New Directions reunion. Would she want to meet my friends, would she be able to handle that weird bunch. I cringed no way, i didnt even want her to meet them, i knew how they could all be. I sat down at my desk in my lab and continued my work. It was just before lunch when i decided i should go for lunch as i passed the nurses desk i noticed a very familiar face, kissing someone. That was odd.
"Hey Noah..." She smiled at me.
"Hey Quinn, what are you doing here?"
"I work here now.."
"With all the dates we went on you would think you would have told me.."
"Nope... nope that never happened. We never went on any dates." What? I was so confused. I thought we were going great. The man beside Quinn reached out his hand for me to shake.
"Hi, im Quinns husband..." My eyes shoot to Quinn, how could she play me like that? Rachel even said she was single, what the hell was happening here? Rachel was so gonna get it. "my name is George."
"Pleasure to meet you." I flashed my fakest smile i could manage. "Well i gotta go, see you again sometime, yeah?" Hopefully never. I couldnt believe this. Quinn was married. Rachel told me she was single for gods sake. I turned around and stormed off. This was not happening. I went straight to my lab, i didnt want to talk to anybody. I even locked the door, nobody was talking to me for the rest of the day.
There was a knock on my door, i instantly knew who it was. Quinn. There was no doubt in my mind about that.
"What do you want Fabray?"
"Noah, please talk to me."
"No fucking way, you lied to me. You are marr..." I opened the door to reveal Quinn with a black eye. "..Who did that to you?"
"George..."
"What? hes your husband..."
"He is for now.. He.. he beats me, thats why i went on those dates with you... I couldnt help but want to date you. Ever since i saw you in your lab that first day. I asked Rachel about you. I wanted to meet you so badly. She organised this whole thing." She smiled sadly. ".. I... I understand if you dont want to see me again, because i did lie to you... I want to leave my husband, he beats me, i have been to the emergency room 7 times because he has beaten me, i was so scared, i thought i had lost my baby Noah. I thought i lost my little baby, because i couldnt protect my little baby like i should be able to. I felt useless." Quinn burst into tears all i could do was hold her. She began to start to calm down. "... Noah i really like you and i am so so sorry for hurting you." More sobs.
"shh. Its okay Quinn." Its not, but i hated crying people. We could work this out. "Okay Quinn, Did George give you that black eye?" It pained me so much to see her in so much pain.
"Yes." More sobs.
"Quinn please stay with me tonight so i know you will be Safe.."
"Okay.." She whispered. She trusted me so much, we only knew each other for a little over a month and she trusted me. I would keep her safe for tonight at least. She meet me in my lab once her shift was over, we went to her house to collect a few things that she would need to sleep over at my house for the night, she assured me George wouldnt be at home, which i was thankful for. If George was home, i was not going to hesitate to punch him in the face and give him a black eye. Violence is never the answer. Hitting a girl was never okay. Hitting your own wife, even worse. The man disgusted me. I drove her to my house. I quickly made dinner for the both of us. We sat and ate in silence. As i was cleaning up our dishes i noticed her already drifting to sleep on the couch. I went to carry her to my bed, i noticed that she was rather light for a pregnant lady. As i lay her in my bed she instantly grabbed my pillow for comfort. I couldnt help but smile at the sight in front of me. Quinn was beautiful inside and out. I did the responsible thing and took the couch to sleep on. Nothing at the moment mattered. We would have time to talk tomorrow.
I woke up way before Quinn, mainly because the couch was not pretty to sleep on at all. I decided to make breakfast, pancakes. Who doesnt love pancakes. I just began to pour the batter in the pan, when Quinn came into the kitchen.
"Good morning.." She smiled.
"Good morning did you sleep well." I asked.
"Yes, thank you. I bet i would have slept better if you were sleeping in the same bed as me though." She winked at me. "Are you making breakfast for me?"
"Ah yeah." I blushed at that comment.
"Thank you thats very sweet of you."
"Your welcome."
"Noah, i wanted to also thank you for everything yesterday, it was very sweet of you."
"You should know that i would do it all again for you. I really like you Quinn."
"I really like you too Puck. I need to say... Im going to leave my husband, i dont feel anything for him. I want to be with you so badly Noah." It caught me by surprise, her lips were on mine. I responded after the initial shock wore off. The kiss was slow, but very passionate. I felt butterflies in my stomach. I pulled away.
"Quinn move in with me, then you have a place to stay when you leave your husband."
"I would love that, but remember..." She said gesturing to her protruding stomach.
"I know that Quinn. I wouldnt mind having you here with your baby, in fact i would love that." I smiled proudly. damn when did i grow up so much?
"I would love that Noah." She smiled, so brightly. I couldnt help but stop and stare for awhile.