The Wedding Singer
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The Wedding Singer: Part 02


T - Words: 3,218 - Last Updated: Aug 11, 2017
Story: Complete - Chapters: 6/? - Created: Aug 11, 2017 - Updated: Aug 11, 2017
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Author's Notes: Thank you for the reviews, likes, kudos, follows, and all that jazz. Here is part two!

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the songs: Born This Way by Lady Gaga, Accidentally In Love by the Counting Crows, and Queen of (K)nots By by Matt Nathanson.

I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Kurt danced around the room as he sang along to his iPod.

Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born—

"AHH!" Kurt turned around and saw Tyler holding a bouquet of flowers. "Geez, Ty," he took the ear pieces out from his ears turning his music off.

"Why are you so jumpy?" Tyler asked as he handed over the roses, "And these are for you."

"Thank you," Kurt smiled as he looked around finding a vase to put the flowers in.

"Hey, I got you something," Tyler said as he reached in to his pocket and took out an envelope handing it over to Kurt.

Kurt stood up and took the envelope. He gave Tyler a look as he opened it and his eyes widened, "Two air plane tickets to Las Vegas?"

Tyler smiled and stood up humming the wedding march, "Da dum da dum, da dum da dum."

Kurt squealed as he jumped into Tyler's arms, "Ty, oh my god!"

"I know you wanted to set a date," Tyler grinned, "So I went to the travel agent and I set it."

"I love you Tyler, but Las Vegas?" Kurt asked him, "I thought—"

"Babe, it's the romance capitol of the world," Tyler explained to him, "You know I don't want a big wedding. That's not me. Hundreds of people we don't know who are only there for the free drinks and food."

Kurt thought for a moment, "Okay," he nodded, "Las Vegas it is. And it's going to be great." He shrugged and smiled looking back down at the tickets in his hands.

"Kurt, are you going to do that thing where you are acting happy, but you will whip out all of the guilt eventually," Tyler asked him.

Kurt gave him a look, "No, it's great."

Tyler reached over and took Kurt's hand, "Alright, we can get married here."

Kurt looked up at him, "Really?"

"Yes, really," Tyler nodded.

"Thank you, thank you!" Kurt jumped into his arms around Tyler's neck. He let go, "Thank you!"

"It's more of your thing anyway," Tyler said.

"I promise I will make it perfect," Kurt smiled as he bit his bottom lip, "I need to find my books," he stood up and started to run out of the room.

"What books?" Tyler asked.

Kurt turned around looked at him, "My wedding books, I've been planning this since I started marrying my Power Rangers when I was little." He squealed as he ran out of the room

Tyler laughed as he shook his head and looked down.


Cooper heard a knock on the door and he stood up opening it to reveal David and Wes, "Wondering when you two would visit again. He has been locked in this room for days."

"How is he doing?" Wes asked.

"He has literally barricaded himself in there," Cooper shrugged, "Won't come out for anything."

"Think he is having a mental breakdown or something?" David asked.

Wes gave him a look, "Dude, I doubt Blaine is having a mental breakdown."

"Just a suggestion," David shrugged.

Cooper waved them inside, "Come on in, I'll see if he'll come out now that you two are here." He walked to Blaine's room and opened the door, "Baby bro, you have some visitors."

Blaine was hidden underneath his comforter, "Tell them to go away." The song Somewhere Only We Know was still on repeat.

"Dude, come on," Cooper jumped on his bed, "Hey, your sheets are really soft? Do you use that Downy stuff?"

Blaine groaned, "No, just normal temperature. Now leave me alone."

"You know you're going to have to get back to work," Cooper said leaning on his arm. "You know there is going to be some insanely drunk hot guys at the wedding just begging for it."

"I don't have anything to offer anybody," Blaine said pulling his blanket closer around himself, "I have accomplished nothing since high school. What kind of guy wants to ever marry me?"

"Marry you?" Cooper sat up, "No way man. We just need to get you laid."


The wedding celebration went wonderful until they entered the reception hall and the wedding singer started to sing.

Well baby I surrender
To the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love, oh

Blaine was singing with no emotion. He was just standing there as if he was a robot, singing into the microphone.

These lines of lightning
Mean we're never alone,
Never alone, no, no

There was only one couple on the floor, two kids. As Blaine looked around he saw the couples sitting together kissing one another.

Come on, come on
Move a little closer
Come on, Come on
I want to hear you whisper
Come on, Come on
Settle down inside my love

Santana walked by Cooper, "I can't believe he is doing that to himself. He was just left at the alter. Why would he even think about coming back to work?"

Cooper looked at her and shrugged his shoulders, "I don't know." He felt extremely guilty about pulling Blaine from his bed now.

Oh, come on, come on
Jump a little higher
Come on, come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come on, come on
We we're once upon a time in love

We're accidentally in love.

Blaine fell down to sit down on the stage as he finished the song. "Hey, it's a great wedding. I mean you have to be excited that your significant other decided to even show up."

The father of the bride finally spoke up, "Hey buddy, I'm not asking to hear your thoughts on life, I'm paying you to hear you sing."

Blaine turned his head and stared at him, "Well I have the microphone and you don't, so you will listen to everything I have to say!" he yelled angrily.

Everyone in the room stared at him, "Now I just wanted to say that not everyone in this room will find true love. Take for instance me," Blaine said as he pointed to himself. "And I'm pretty sure that dude sitting over there, you know who you are wearing the bowtie. Who even likes bowties? That's right I do. Oh and that lady sitting there with the hat thing, I think Pippa called and she wants her sister's hat back!"

Cooper tried to pull Blaine off the stage, but Blaine pulled his arm, "No, I need to talk, it's my turn." Blaine walked to the side of the stage, "Now I need to say that me, other bowtie guy, hat lady and all of you sitting there at table nine, we will never find a way to better our situation because apparently we have absolutely nothing to offer our partners, male or female."

Some of the people sitting in the room gasped. "Hey, you are the worst wedding singer in the world," the father of the bride said standing up.

"Now if I hear one more outburst," Blaine said turning to look at him, "I will strangle you with my microphone wire, do you understand?"

The father of the bride slowly sat back down into his seat.

"Now someone should cut the freaking cake, before those kids in the back have another outburst," Blaine said, "And while that happens here's a little mood music for you."

Kurt was standing off to the side as he heard the music starting. He instantly recognized the song and wondered what Blaine was doing.

"Carly and Scotty are newlyweds, whoopee-dee freaking doo," Blaine said as he began singing the song.

You blew through me
Like a hurricane
Got me twisted, oh
You got me twisted
You promised blue skys
And brought the rain
And I went missing, oh
I went missing

Blaine walked over to the man with the bowtie grabbing hold to his arm singing.

While I was sleeping
You robbed me blind
Drunk on your power
Your sweet turned sour

You sent me sailing into the rocks
My queen of (k)nots
Your hearts a jungle of bar fights
Lonely little queen of (k)nots
You must be lost

He then made his way over to the woman stealing her hat and putting it another one of the wedding guests.

You sounded desperate
You bought your friends
They hang like targets
Such easy targets

I never seen aim so steady
No no I've never seen a mine so bent
You pull the trigger
You're cold like winter
The spell I was under
Of your see through skin
I was drunk on your power
And turned you louder

Blaine ran on to the stage and started to head bang with the song.

You sent me sailing into the rocks
My queen of (k)nots
Your hearts a jungle of bar fights
Lonely little queen of (k)nots
You must be lost

I won't be there when the love comes out
I won't be there when the word gets round
Cause you're someone else's baby
You're someone else's crazy, now

Blaine jumped around the stage and jumped off running to the other side of the room.

While I was sleeping
You robbed me blind
Was drunk on your powers
Your sweet turned, sour

You sent me sailing into the rocks
My queen of (k)nots
Your hearts a jungle of bar fights
My queen of (k)nots
You must be lost

Blaine ran over to table nine and they all started singing along with him.

Your hearts a stumbiling block
You're my queen on (k)nots, come-on
You're hearts a jungle of bar fights
Lonely little queen of (k)nots
You must be lost

I won't be there
I won't be there

As the last note rang out the father of the bride lifted his arm in the air and punched Blaine in the face. And then he pounced on him while Blaine continued to talk into the microphone. People were pulling the man off of Blaine, but he was holding onto his collar.

Later on, Kurt walked out in to the back where he first met Blaine looking for him. He peeked outside the door, but didn't see him. As he was going to walk back inside he heard a noise shifting in the dumpster.

Kurt peeked over the dumpster ledge, "Hey."

Blaine looked up, "Hey."

"I was wondering what happened to you," Kurt said looking at him.

"Is everyone gone?" Blaine asked him.

"Pretty much," Kurt nodded, "Except for a few cops that are interviewing some witnesses."

"Okay," Blaine nodded to himself and pulled himself up, "I'm going to get out of here."

"Okay, so it was only your first wedding back," Kurt shrugged, "It's going to be a little bit shaky."

"A little shaky?" Blaine asked giving Kurt a look, "I hate weddings. I hate the brides. I hate the grooms. I want them to miserable like me. I'm the worst."

"No," Kurt shook his head, "You're the best."

"The best at what?" Blaine held out his hands in defeat, "People stuff their faces while I sing songs about loving each other forever," he said sarcastically.

"Tyler and I set the date," Kurt said, "Now you can come sing at our wedding."

"Congratulations," Blaine sighed, "But I can't do it."

"Well we're having an engagement party in two weeks and I really want you and Cooper to come over," Kurt said, but Blaine didn't say anything as he kept walking away. Kurt looked down and kicked a small rock that was on the step.


Blaine walked up the steps of the house and the door opened. David's wife, Sarah, appeared, "Oh good you're here. David, Blaine is here!" she shouted into the house. She walked over to him, "Now the kids have been fed, but if they want snacks you can give them popcorn or popsicles from the freezer."

"Good," Blaine nodded.

Sarah smiled, "Hey, David mentioned that engagement party tomorrow night. Are you going?"

"Yeah," Blaine nodded again.

"Wonderful," Sarah nodded with him and then went back to the door, "Hey David! Move!"

"Be there in a second," David's voice rang out.

Sarah walked back over to Blaine with a smile, "Have a good night," she started walking down the stairs.

"Sure, you too," Blaine said as he walked into the house. He found the two kids sitting on the couch watching television.

They both bounced out of their seats, "Uncle Blaine!" they yelled giving him a hug.

"Hey, it's my two munchkins," Blaine said patting them on the back.

They pulled away and Tony looked up at him, "Are you having a nervous breakdown?"

"What, a nervous breakdown?" Blaine asked him, "Who told you that?"

"Everybody has been saying it," Tony said as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"Everybody?" Blaine asked him, "Who's everybody? You barely even know anybody, you're eight years old."

"Then does that mean you aren't going to end up at a mental institution?" Tony asked shifting on his feet.

"What, I'm not going to…what?" Blaine asked confused.

David walked into the living room, "Kids, why don't you go back to your TV?"

"Okay Daddy!" they both said as they ran back into the living room.

Blaine turned towards David, "Really, everybody?"

David took Blaine's arm to turn him away from the kids, "Yeah, look dude. I've been thinking, maybe what happened was all for the best. I know you are in love and everything, but something was off. I mean if you look at Sarah and I, we still got it. You just never had it I don't think. And when I say we got it we—"

Blaine held up a hand, "I think I get it. Just go out and I'll take care of the kids," pushing his friend out the door.


Kurt was standing surrounded by his friends and step-mom at his engagement party. There was music playing in the background. They were currently discussing the pros and cons of napkin rings, when he looked up and saw Tyler smiling at him. Kurt waved over at him, and Tyler waved back.

"You know some guys have a thing about marriage," Tyler told his friend, Kevin, looking over at his fiancé, who was standing next to him, "To stay with them you got to eventually marry them."

Kevin just nodded his head.

"It's a point that I met, it's no big deal," Tyler shrugged. Turning to see Kurt walk over to him, he gave a big smile, "And there he is, the boy that finally beat me into submission."

Kurt rolled his eyes, "Sure that's what you want to call it. But you know August 5th is less than three months away, we have a lot of planning to do."

"Don't you think it would be better if you took over all the arrangements?" Tyler suggested.

Kurt looked at him, "Well, I mean, I would like for us to do it together."

"Sure," Tyler shrugged again, "But you like all this planning stuff, it really isn't my thing. I mean, god forbid I screw up the wedding flowers. How could I live with myself?"

"Course he is going to be so wasted he isn't even going to know flowers are at the wedding," Kevin laughed holding up his hand.

"Oh yeah," Tyler laughed, "Up high!" he said as they high-fived one another.

Santana appeared at his side, "Hey Tyler I heard you are having your bachelor party Friday night before the wedding, I mean are you going to be alright that? You might miss The Real Housewives."

"Nope," Tyler smiled, "It's summer, so we got reruns. I'm all set."

"Oh great," Santana smiled. Kurt started laughing with her.

Cooper and Blaine walked through the front door. "Wow, nice house," Cooper said looking around as he shut the door, "This guy must be loaded."

"Yeah whatever. In and out though, I don't want to be here very long," Blaine whispered over at Cooper shoving his hands in his pockets. He cleaned himself up for this event and honestly he didn't want to be here. All of these people were happy and he wasn't one of them.

"Alright fair enough," Cooper nodded, "Let me just pick up a chick and we'll get out of here. What do you think of the jacket?"

Blaine stared at him, "I don't know. It sort of makes you look like a douche." He looked up, "Oh there's Kurt," he nodded in his direction.

"Let's go say hello then," Cooper said wiggling his eyebrows and pulling his brother along.

Kurt turned away from talking to Kevin and saw his friends from work, "Hi you guys," he smiled, "I'm so glad you could make it. Kevin this is Blaine and Cooper. And this is my fiancé, Tyler."

"Congratulations man," Blaine said reaching over and shaking Tyler's hand.

"Man, Blaine Anderson," Kevin said shaking his head, "Oh man I heard what happened to you at your wedding. That was so cold. You must have felt like shit."

"No," Blaine said with a straight face, "It felt really good. Thanks for bringing it up man. You know my parents divorced when I was five, would you like to talk about that?"

"Why would we want to talk about that?" Kevin asked.

Blaine shook his head, "I don't know."

"Hey," Tyler said, "I think somebody needs a drink."

"Actually I'm not much a drinker," Blaine said.

"Well I am," Tyler shrugged, "How about another rum and coke?" he asked turning towards his friend.

Kevin nodded, "I'm in."

"Well meet me at the bar, cause I have to piss first," Tyler said walking away.

"Right, have a few drinks and then drive home," Blaine said towards Kevin.

Kevin just nodded his head and walked away confused. Kurt gave a small laugh knowing Blaine wasn't being serious.

"Thanks for inviting us Kurt," Blaine smiled at him.

Kurt smiled back, "Well I'm just glad you guys came. We always hang out at work, but we don't get to talk so much because we are always so busy."

"Well then," Cooper said with a smirk, "We should make time to talk. Don't you think?"

Kurt just nodded his head. Blaine stared at his brother, "You know what," he turned towards Kurt, "The first time this guy saw you he told me how you have such a fine ass."

"Really?" Kurt asked with a smile as they both turned towards Cooper.

"That's not true," Cooper shook his head.

Blaine nodded, "Yeah it is. You told me it didn't matter if he was a guy. You didn't care."

"He's just teasing. I wouldn't say that," Cooper shook his head again.

"Come on," Blaine playfully hit his brother on the arm, "You said you were going to give it to him."

"Give me what exactly?" Kurt asked him trying not to laugh.

"Yeah?" Blaine asked him as well.

Cooper stared at Blaine, "You're a jerk," and he started to walk away.

"What do you mean?" Blaine asked watching him walk away, "You didn't know he was engaged."

"So now you're not going to give it to me?" Kurt asked him with a laugh.

Cooper turned around, "Very funny," and he continued walking away.

Blaine and Kurt started laughing. Blaine couldn't help but notice how much he enjoyed hearing Kurt's laugh and watched as he brought his hand up to cover his mouth.

"So how is everything?" Kurt asked him turning more serious.

Blaine shrugged, "I'm doing…I don't know, better." He didn't know how to respond, so he wanted to change the subject, "How are you and Tyler doing with the wedding plans?"

"Oh…um, see Tyler is very busy," Kurt explained, "He works for his dad's law firm and you know how everyone is just suing everybody these days."

"Law firm?" Blaine asked, "Like he's a lawyer?"

"Yeah," Kurt nodded, "He specializes in domestic issues. It's quite the bracket. And he barely has any time to sleep, let alone plan a wedding. So I'm sort of doing it on my own, but I went to Grahams for the certain flower pieces."

"You went to Grahams?" Blaine asked scrunching his nose, "You know you should go to Vivano's. They are cheaper and have a great selection."

"Oh alright," Kurt smiled, "Thank you for the tip. And you know it's a shame you won't be doing weddings anymore we won't get to hang out as much."

"Nah," Blaine shrugged, "There is other things to do at the reception all besides weddings right?"


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