June 22, 2012, 7:44 p.m.
Sick Together: Can it get much worse
E - Words: 14,294 - Last Updated: Jun 22, 2012 Story: Closed - Chapters: 15/? - Created: Jun 11, 2012 - Updated: Jun 22, 2012 239 0 0 0 0
Blaine lay sleeping peacefully against a very uncomfortable and wet Kurt. "Wake up or move" groaned Kurt as he nudged the dead weight off his chest and on to the pillows. "Thank you" groaned Kurt as he got up and made his way to the bathroom. "This is so gross" groaned Kurt as he stripped off the wet diaper and climbed into a hot shower. "Why isn't my body waking me up" grumbled Kurt as he washed his hair. "This is so annoying" mumbled Kurt to the walls. I will be glad when this gets better in a few days thought Kurt as he rediapered himself and climbed back into bed.
Blaine was still sound asleep when Kurt returned to the bed. Kurt had a devious idea and put it to work right away. He went and got a diaper and diapered Blaine. The sleeping man never stirred the entire time. "Score" giggled Kurt as he laid back down.
10:15 am
"Holy fuck move Kurt" shot Blaine as he attempted to get up from the bed. "Whats wrong" moaned a groggy Kurt. "I have to pee move now Kurt or you will get wet" groaned and squirmed Blaine. "Not moving too sleepy" yawned Kurt against Blaine's chest. "Baby move now please. I have to pee really really really really bad. Move I'm begging you" cried Blaine. Kurt snuggled up and started to drift off to sleep again. "Move you sadistic bastard" groaned Blaine as he felt himself start to pee. "KURT MOVE I AM STARTING TO PEE ON MYSELF MOVE ASSHOLE" screamed Blaine. "What" groaned Kurt as he let Blaine go. "You're a jerk" cried Blaine as he ran into the bathroom. Kurt laid back feeling his bladder throb and wondered how long until Blaine found the diaper.
"What am I wearing" bellowed Blaine from the bathroom. "He found it" giggled Kurt to himself as he got up to go pee in the hall bathroom. "A diaper" giggled Kurt as he rushed to leave the room. "Get back here Hummel" called Blaine as he stood peeing. "No" laughed Kurt as he peed his diaper. "I have to pee and am going to the other bathroom" said Kurt. "No you are not" yelled Blaine get in here now. "Or what" giggled Kurt in his now wet pants. "No kisses all day and I will cuddle with Finn tonight" said Blaine as he shuddered. "Eww why would you want to cuddle with the frankenteen" laughed Kurt. "I don't. Care to explain how I ended up in a diaper this morning" demanded Blaine. "Not really but okay. I put you in it when I woke up at seven this morning" smiled Kurt. "Well why" asked Blaine as he turned the shower on. "You were fidgeting in your sleep so I figured I would diaper you and just let you go in your sleep instead of waking you" laughed Kurt. "And not letting me up until after my bladder gave way a little served what purpose" snarled Blaine. "None just seemed like a good idea and it made me feel a little better. I'm sorry babe" pouted Kurt. "Its okay. I still love you but that was not very nice of you. Come shower with me please" whined Blaine. "Gladly" giggled Kurt.
The shower
"Hi" smiled Kurt as he stepped in behind his Burberry shower curtain. "Hi sexy. Its not too hot is it" asked Blaine. "No feels pretty nice" grinned Kurt. "So how are you feeling" asked Blaine. "No better sadly" sighed Kurt. "Still wow you have been on antibiotics since Saturday and its Tuesday now' said Blaine. "I know sometimes it takes a few days" smiled Kurt as he reached and touched Blaine. "MMMM what are you" moaned Blaine. "Washing you" smiled Kurt. "I owe you after what I pulled" smiled Kurt as he slowly stroked Blaine's penis. "MHHHMHMMMMMM that feels so good" moaned Blaine as he felt himself growing in Kurt's hand.
Kurt dropped to his knees in the running water and began lightly licking the tip of Blaine. "Oh my god Kurt stop. As good as that feels its not right. Mhmhmhmhmh fuck Kurt that feels so good" sputtered Blaine. "SShhh and let me. My treat to you for what I did" smiled Kurt as he sank his mouth fully on to Blaine's length. "Fuck that feels so good" moaned Blaine. "SSSShhh"
hummed Kurt against Blaine. "No one is home babe. Its a work and school day. Fuck Kurt. Oh my god babe" moaned Blaine. Blaine stood with his back against the wall to keep from falling as Kurt licked up and down his length. Then as he sucked hard on the tip before taking him nearly down his throat. Each suck and lap of the tongue brought Blaine closer and closer. He closed his eyes as he felt the heat coiling low in his belly and was unaware of Kurt bringing himself to orgasm as he worked Blaine over in his mouth. "MMMMMMHHHMMHMHMHMH fuck Kurt stop or I will cum down your .......oh god. Fuck I'M GONNA FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK Kurt" panted Blaine as he came down Kurt's throat. Kurt lapped and sucked off every single drop Blaine gave him as he came into the tub at the same time. "Wow" panted Kurt as he scrambled up and out of the tub to pee. "Wow indeed" panted Blaine.
"Hey are you okay" asked a shocked Blaine as Kurt rushed from the tub. "Yeah fine. I just suddenly had to pee after I got off is all" said Kurt. "You were in the shower and near a drain yet you left the tub to go pee" giggled Blaine. "Yes peeing in the shower is gross" said an appalled Kurt. 'Nah its easier than getting out to go and then get back in" said Blaine. "You are disgusting" smiled Kurt as he returned to the shower. "I am not" said Blaine. "Yeah you are" grinned Kurt. "Fine. Whatever. Next time I will pee on you" laughed Blaine. "Now that is really gross" shivered Kurt. "The water is still hot. Why are you shivering" asked Blaine. "You peeing on me is why" said Kurt.
"Hey can I ask you something" asked Kurt. "Anything" said Blaine as he washed conditioner from his curls. "Have you ever peed in my shower before" asked Kurt. "Yeah why" asked Blaine. "Just wondering and gross babe" said Kurt. "I am right now" said Blaine as he pointed to his right hand. "You disgusting pig" shot Kurt. "You're peeing too "added Blaine. "Holy shit! I am" groaned Kurt as he shielded himself from Blaine. "Why are you so ashamed" giggled Blaine as he swapped places to allow Kurt to shower. "Its really gross and so unsanitary. Yuck" sighed Kurt as he washed his hair. "Its fine. A drain is a drain and the water from the shower is running it all down the drain pretty fast anyway" said Blaine as he stepped out of the shower. "Still gross" sighed Kurt. "No it isn't. I have done it for years" laughed Blaine as he dried himself off and pulled on his underwear. "Hurry up. I want to go get some coffee and food" called Blaine as he left the bathroom to get dressed. "Okay and I am having coffee today as well" called Kurt. "Not gonna stop you but only one cup" said Blaine as he pulled his undershirt over his head.
Leaving the house
Twenty minutes later both guys were fully clothed and ready to face the day. "Grab your medicine" smiled Blaine as he stuffed some extra diapers in his school bag. "I got them" smiled Kurt as he stuffed them into Blaine's bag as well. "Good take them after you eat. We don't need an upset tummy to go with the rest of your troubles" joked Blaine. "You think your so funny" said Kurt as he rolled his eyes. "I am funny" said Blaine as he picked up his shoes to put them on. "No you aren't" said Kurt. "Yeah I am your just lame" giggled Blaine.
"Go pee again so we can leave" said Blaine. "I do not, wait yes I do. Be right back" groaned Kurt as he fled up the stairs. "All better" asked Blaine when Kurt reappeared. "Yes' sighed Kurt. "I guess you wet before you got there" said Blaine. "Yes right as I reached the top of the stairs I peed myself" groaned Kurt. "Well your holding it a little longer" smiled Blaine. "Yeah I guess. Ever since I wet myself at school yesterday it hurts too much to not let it go so my body just does I can't control it at all" cried Kurt. "Please don't cry. Its not your fault" soothed Blaine. "I know. It just sucks. Lets go eat I am starving" said Kurt. "Me too" grinned Blaine as he opened the door.
The car
"Where should we go to eat" asked Blaine as he slid into the drivers seat. "Lets go to that little diner by Dalton. You loved their pancakes" said Kurt. "Yeah I do and are you sure you hated that place" said Blaine. I hated their bathroom. The food was okay" smiled Kurt. "Are you sure you want to go there given your current issue" asked Blaine. Yeah I guess. Just don't expect me to use the bathroom there other than to change my diaper" smiled Kurt. "I never do and you normally needed to pee by the time we headed back to Dalton when we used to go there to eat" said Blaine. "Yeah I did and sometimes kind of badly" added Kurt. "I know" said Blaine with an evil sneer. "Now I am glad I never let you drive" grinned Kurt. "Oh and why is that? Are you okay your fidgeting" asked Blaine. "I need to pee but its okay. I can hold it and yes you would have tortured me with your terribly slow driving" groaned Kurt. "I'm stopping" sighed Blaine as he pulled into a Wendy's parking lot. "Go pee or change yourself if you already did" said Blaine. "Still holding it but barely" groaned Kurt be right back. "Take the bag and buy a drink for us" called Blaine. "I will" smiled Kurt.
"Hi" said Kurt a few minutes later when he returned to the car. "Hi. Are you feeling better now" asked Blaine. "Yep and I almost got there this time. Stupid pants and belt got in my way" grinned Kurt. "Here is your drink too" said Kurt as he handed Blaine the diet coke. "Thank you" said Blaine as he drank some of the very cold drink. "Hit the spot" asked Kurt. "Yes it did" laughed Blaine. "Onwards towards Westerville" grinned Kurt. "Onward" said Blaine as he pointed forward. 'Let me know if you need to stop" smiled Blaine. "I will I will. Where are the meds the pain is bad" groaned Kurt. "Front pocket of my bag but you need to eat with them" said "Fine I will go back in and grab some fries" sighed Kurt. "I will get the pills then" said Blaine.
Back on the road.
"Feel better babe" cooed Blaine as he pulled the car back on to the road. "Are you sure you want to go to Westerville to that diner" asked Blaine. "Yeah you like it and we haven't been in over a month" groaned Kurt. "Gotta go again" asked Blaine. "Kinda but its okay for now. Just drive" whined Kurt. "No babe. I don't want you hurting yourself. I will stop again" snarled Blaine. "Okay okay no need getting all snarly and never mind I am peeing. Stop by my dads garage so I can change real quick. Its up there on the left" whimpered Kurt. "I know and I was" smiled Blaine.
Burts Garage
"Well hello boys" smiled Burt. "Hi dad" moaned Kurt as he headed for the bathroom in the office. "Is he okay" asked Burt. "He is wet and frustrated" said Blaine. "Still having the problem then I take it" said Burt. "Yes he says its better but I can tell its not" sighed Blaine. "I am going to make him an appointment with the doctor since his wetting is worse" said Burt. "Good idea. He says the urges aren't as intense but he still can not hold it for more than a couple of minutes once the need to go strikes" said Blaine. "Is he taking his medicine like hes supposed to" asked Burt. "Yes around the clock. I am making sure of it. I had to wake him up during the night to take them even" said Blaine. "Good hopefully in a day or two he will feel better" said Burt. "Hopefully" sighed Blaine. "Hopefully what" asked Kurt. "That you will feel better soon silly" said Blaine. "That would be great. Ready to go or do you need to go pee first" asked Kurt. "I am good ready when you are babe" smiled Blaine. "I am ready see you later Dad and try to not worry it is a little better" said Kurt.
The car
"we have a problem" sighed Kurt. "What's that" said Blaine. "We have one diaper left. You only grabbed three" blushed Kurt. "That's not a problem. I will stop by the drug store and pick some more up" smiled Blaine. "I will pay for them" groaned Kurt. "Okay" smiled Blaine as he headed towards the drug store. "I hate this you know' muttered Kurt. "I know and I hate it for you. If I could I would take this from you" sighed Blaine. "I wouldn't want that either though. Maybe on the criminal chipmunk but not you babe" smiled Kurt. "Please close your eyes and rest" said Blaine. "Okay" sighed Kurt as he rested his head on his seat belt and window.
A few minutes later Blaine pulled into the drug store parking lot and ran in for the needed diapers as Kurt was now fast asleep. He grabbed 2 packs again as Kurt was wetting a lot. One would stay in his car for the time being. Or maybe not he thought to himself when he saw traffic suddenly stop in front of him. Great thought Blaine. Some idiot can't drive and smacked into someone else. Since traffic was utterly stopped Blaine put the car in park and pulled out his phone to see if he could find out what the deal was. Didn't take long either the accident report was the top story on his facebook page.
"You have got to be kidding me" grumbled Blaine to himself. This is the third time this week some fool in a big rig hit a pole. Clearly these so called truckers can't drive thought Blaine as he stretched in the drivers seat. An uncomfortable yet oh so familiar feeling ran up him and stopped on his bladder. Shit muttered Blaine under his breath. I have to pee now. Well on the plus side muttered Blaine there's a gas station just up the street and on this side of the road. Right now he just needed traffic to move so he could pull in to it. Traffic however was at a complete stand still. "Fuck I have to pee. Shit shit shit" groaned Blaine as he pulled the car forward two feet. "Whats wrong" moaned Kurt. "Go back to sleep" shot Blaine. "Whats wrong" said Kurt a little louder. "Nothing" snapped Blaine as he rammed his left hand into his crotch and palmed himself in an attempt to shift his need. "You are lying" shot Kurt. "Yes I am now go back to sleep" groaned Blaine. "No whats wrong" demanded Kurt. "Please don't worry about it. Kurt go to sleep" whined Blaine as he shifted and fidgeted in his seat. "You have to pee don't you" giggled Kurt. "Very badly and there's a wreck up ahead and traffic is not moving" groaned Blaine. "Did you buy the diapers yet" asked Kurt. "Yes are you wet" asked Blaine. "I dont know' said Kurt as he shifted around."No I am dry" said Kurt. "Glad one of us is for now. If traffic doesnt move soon my car is gonna need a serious detailing to the drivers side. Fuck I have to pee" hissed Blaine. "Put the car in park and trust me okay" said Kurt. "It is in park" groaned Blaine. Okay take your pants and underwear down for me but cover yourself" smiled Kurt. "Okay" questioned Blaine as he did what Kurt told him to do. 'Good lift your butt up for me" said Kurt as he placed two diapers under Blaine. "Sit down" smiled Kurt." Oh fuck. I need to pee. Come on traffic. move fuck" groaned Blaine. "Its not moving but you are now diapered. Since your bladder is really full let go slowly so as to not leak" smiled Kurt. "When you feel the wetness stop peeing long enough for me to remove the wet one and refasten you up okay" smiled Kurt. "Okay but couldn't I pee in the cup we had earlier" groaned Blaine. "You could but you threw it out at my Dads shop. Just go but go slowly okay" cooed Kurt. "Do I have another option" moaned Blaine as he drove 2 feet forward again. "Not really unless you want to try and make it to the gas station on foot and have me drive in my medicated condition" said Kurt. "Now that's an idea. Fuck" groaned Blaine. "What" asked Kurt. "I don't think I can hold it to get there its about half a block away" moaned Blaine "What do you want to do" asked Kurt. "I don't know but I know I have to pee really really really really fucking bad sobbed Blaine. "Let go then" cooed Kurt. "I can not do that" moaned Blaine. "Why" asked Kurt. "I don't fucking know" said Blaine as he tensed up even more. "You are hurting yourself you know" cooed Kurt. "I know but I have no choice" groaned Blaine. "You have a choice. Fuck but you wont use it" groaned Kurt. "What" asked Blaine as he fidgeted. "I am peeing" moaned Kurt. "Great now you need to be changed and I am dying to pee" cried Blaine. "I am fine not that wet. Please let go slowly or you may get sick like I am" soothed Kurt. "No I won't. I am okay for now I think" said Blaine as he pulled forward a few feet. "No you aren't now please go babe" said Kurt. "You sound like me you know" said Blaine. "Good" grinned Kurt. "No its not. Fuck" spat Blaine. "What" asked Kurt. "I just pissed a little" spat Blaine. "Your losing the battle aren't you asked Kurt. "Please not now Kurt" snapped Blaine as he gripped the steering wheel and looked straight ahead at the sea of stopped cars willing them to move out of his way. "Let go" said Kurt as he laid on Blaine's shoulder. "I sadly am. My body is forcing me too" whimpered Blaine. "Oh" said Kurt. "Okay I am feeling wet hurry and remove it I still need to fucking pee" spat Blaine. "Okay lean back for me" said Kurt. "Fuck. Hold on traffic is moving shit. I am peeing some more gross" groaned Blaine. "Do you feel any better" asked Kurt. "No I still need to pee. Hurry up and get that wet one off of me" groaned Blaine. "Wow you are wet" said Kurt as he removed the wet diaper and fastened the dry one to Blaine. "Okay go for it" smiled Kurt. "I am" sighed Blaine. "Are you" smiled Kurt as he touched the diaper and felt the warmth spreading in it. "Yes I am and it feels soo good to pee. AHHHH" moaned Blaine a minute later. "Feeling better" smiled Kurt. "Sort of. I need a shower and food" said Blaine. "Both sound good to me" groaned Kurt. "As soon as I can turn around I will" smiled Blaine. "Okay" yawned Kurt. "Go back to sleep" groaned Blaine. "You want out of the wet pants first" asked Kurt. "Yes but give me another one just in case" smiled Blaine. "Okay" said Kurt as he reached behind Blaine and grabbed another dry diaper. "No problem" smiled Kurt as he rediapered Blaine. "This is so embarrassing" groaned Blaine as he pulled his underwear and pants back up. "Better than flooding your car isn't it" sighed Kurt. "Yeah I guess" sighed Blaine. 'Are you okay" asked Blaine. "I am wet but not too wet' sighed Kurt. "When you (yawns) can head back to my dads garage and we will change me and dump the wet stuff" said Kurt. "Will do. You sleep okay" smiled Blaine. "Okay" said Kurt behind closed eyes.
A few minutes later Kurt was sleeping against the window again. "Good" groaned Blaine as he gazed out at the sea of not moving cars in front of him. This is going to suck he groaned as he slowly inched forward.
An hour later and Blaine was moving again as he had reached a corner where he was able to turn around and head back towards Burt's garage. "Ugh" groaned Blaine as he shifted in his seat. "I have to freaking pee again" he muttered to himself and the now playing radio. "This day is starting to really blow" groaned Blaine. "Whats wrong" asked Kurt suddenly. "I have to pee is all go back to sleep. We will be back to your dads garage in like 20 minutes" said Blaine. "I am really wet could you stop before then please" asked Kurt. "Yeah sure I need to go pee anyway. Did you leak at all" asked Blaine. "I don't know my butt is numb and I'm cold which means I'm wet" sighed Kurt. "I will stop as soon as something comes up on this side of the street. Just hold tight for me okay" smiled Blaine. "I'm fine. Just wet. More worried about you to be honest" said Kurt. "I am fine" groaned Blaine as he squirmed and fidgeted. "No you aren't" sighed Kurt. "I am other than I need to pee kinda bad" smiled Blaine.
"What are you doing" asked Kurt. "I am starting to pee a little so I'm pulling over so I can go in the diaper a little to relieve the terrible pressure I am feeling" said Blaine. :Your bladder is strained from you holding it too long" said Kurt. "Gee ya think smart one" shot Blaine as he parked the car. "Come to the back seat and I will dry you while I pee a little" smiled Blaine. 'If you insist" sighed Kurt. "I insist" groaned Blaine as he let some pee flow out of him. "We dont need to risk you leaking on those jeans of yours now do we" said Blaine as he stepped out of the car. "No we don't" said Kurt. "You can pee first though" said Kurt as he slid into the backseat. "I am fine" groaned Blaine as he clenched his fists and crossed his legs to stem the ensuing flood. "No you aren't" sighed Kurt. "Just change your self so I can tighten you up" said Blaine as he danced and peed a little. "Fine" said Kurt as he dried himself. "Be right back there is a trash can over there" fidgeted Blaine as he scooped up the wet stuff. "Okay" smiled Kurt as he shimmied back into his jeans.
"Hi" smiled Blaine when he returned. "Well you are awfully calm" stated Kurt. "I found somewhere to go pee" smiled Blaine. "You did. Where? This is a block of offices" said Kurt. "The dental office over there (pointing over left shoulder) let me go" grinned Blaine. "Cool" smiled Kurt. "I feel soo much better" grinned Blaine. "Not me. I am starving and its after 12:30" said Kurt. "Yeah me too. Lets go by your dads garage and get me out of this damn diaper then we will get some take out and go back to the house to eat and then shower" smiled Blaine. "Sounds good lets go" grinned Kurt. "Okay" smiled Blaine as he pulled back on to the street.
Burts Garage
"Well hello again boys. Why are you back so soon" asked Burt. "Traffic sucks and we couldn't get where we wanted to go so we turned around and came back but need to go potty now" said Kurt. "Yeah like horribly bad" groaned Blaine with a fidget. "Go on and go" smiled Burt to Blaine. "Thank you" smiled Blaine painfully as he disappeared inside the office to go. Good acting thought Kurt. What Kurt didn't know was it wasn't an act Blaine was dying to pee again. "How are you feeling son" asked Burt. "I am okay. I'm more worried about Blaine actually" said Kurt. "Why are you worried about Blaine" asked Burt. "Well he keeps holding it in until hes leaking pee dad" sighed Kurt. "Sounds familiar doesnt it Kurt" replied Burt. "Kind of yeah" sighed Kurt. "When did this start with him" asked Burt. "Today I think" groaned Kurt. "Let me talk to him" said Burt as Blaine reappeared.
"Hi" smiled Blaine. "Hi Blaine. Sit down for me and Kurt go use the bathroom" said Burt. "Yes sir" said Kurt as he headed into the office. "Whats up" grinned Blaine. 'Well apparently you need to see the doctor from what Kurt says" said Burt. "For what" asked Blaine genuinely confused. "You are apparently holding it too long and wetting on yourself a little" said Burt. "Ugh. I wet this morning because of Kurt. He wouldn't let me up from the bed. The second time I was stuck in traffic and had to pee so bad I couldn't see straight and had no choice but to hold it or go in a diaper and since I couldn't hold it I used a diaper" blushed Blaine. "I see" said Burt "Kurt diapered me so I could relieve myself and yes it was terribly embarrassing to pee in my car like that but it did beat peeing my pants" sighed Blaine. "Kurt thinks your getting sick like him" said Burt. "No I am not. Believe me I didn't want to hold it at all. I had no choice but to hold it" blushed Blaine. "I got ya son" said Burt. "Thanks" blushed Blaine as Kurt reappeared. Hi said Kurt. Hi smiled Blaine lets go I need food. Me too said Kurt as he headed towards the car.
The car
"Alright smart guy what gives" asked Blaine. "I don't know what" asked Kurt. "You told your dad I was getting sick like you. Really Kurt really" shot Blaine. "Yeah but you wet this morning when you woke up and then had that incident in the car" said Kurt. "You know damn well the incident in bed was your fault you held me down until I started to pee and the second one was because of the stopped traffic and was your freaking idea" said Blaine angrily. "So why did you tell your dad you thought I was sick" shot Blaine. "I don't know seemed like the start of a pattern to me' blushed Kurt. "Okay" groaned Blaine. "You okay" asked Kurt. "No. I am starving" said Blaine as he rubbed his temples. "So am I" said Kurt. "Well where should we eat" asked Blaine. "Breadstix is up ahead go there" smiled Kurt. "Works for me" said Blaine.
Breadstix
"Food finally' said Kurt as he slid into the booth. "Well almost" sighed Blaine as he picked up his menu and looked at it. "What do you want" asked Kurt. "Hmm and whoa" shot Blaine up. "What" asked Kurt. "My phone went off" replied Blaine. "Whoa so did mine. Its Finn" groaned Kurt.
Finn: Where are you guys? Are you okay?
Kurt: Getting lunch at Breadstix.
Finn: You suck. You want us to join you"
Kurt: Who is us?
Finn: Just the guys from Glee club.
Kurt: Let me ask Blaine.
"Hey Finn and the guys want to come join us for lunch. you okay with that" asked Kurt. "Of course as long as you are" smiled Blaine. "I am fine with seeing just the ones who know about yesterday" said Kurt. "Well that rules out Artie and Rory then" said Blaine. "Them and all the girls" sighed Kurt. "You could tell them whats going on with you. They all love you and will help you get through this. Just like the Warblers did when you first arrived at Dalton and had those mad dashes and near misses" said Blaine. "Yeah I know. I will think about telling the whole group but its so embarrassing" fidgeted Kurt. "Go pee babe. I will text Finn and the gang and get us a larger table" said Blaine. "Okay" sighed Kurt as he pulled Blaine's bag up. "Be right back" sighed Kurt.
Blaine: Come on bring every one.
Finn: cool be there in like two minutes and Mr Shue is coming too.
Blaine: Oh boy.
Finn: what he already knows. I was in his class when shit happened yesterday.
Blaine: Oh makes sense tell the girls to come too.
Finn: They are.
Blaine: Cool see you in a bit. Let me get a larger table.
Blaine grabbed the waitress and got a larger set of tables for the group. Being it was a Tuesday it wasn't hard to get a section of the restaurant to themselves. Blaine sat alone until the first people arrived which was Brittany and Santana. "Where is Kurt' asked Santana. "Bathroom" said Blaine. "Wow. He never goes in public" said Brittany. "I know. He will explain over lunch" sighed Blaine. "We know what happened yesterday. He has nothing to be ashamed of" said Santana. "Who told you" asked Blaine. "No one we saw you guys leave in your gym clothes and Sam said Kurt wasn't feeling well" said Santana. "You two were the Cheerios that went into the girls bathroom then" said Blaine. "Yes" said Santana. "It happens" smiled Brittany. "Convince hi Kurt" smiled Blaine. "Convince me of what" smiled Kurt. "That what happened yesterday to you sometimes happens to us all "said Rachel from behind him. "Great you know too" said Kurt. "We all know and still love you Kurt" said Brittany. "So Finn told every one then" groaned Kurt. No he didn't. I figured it out when I saw you guys leave the boys bathroom and leave school. You were both in gym clothes" said Santana. "Oh" blushed Kurt. "Finn told me and said if I made one mean comment to you he was breaking up with me and he would never speak to me again" said Rachel. "This is so awkward and embarrassing" said Kurt from behind a menu. "Would it help if we all told you a story of it happening to us" asked Mercedes as she sat down. "I guess" groaned Kurt against Blaine. "Ouch babe not so hard" smiled Blaine. "Sorry" said Kurt.
Twenty or so minutes later the entire group was there including Miss Pillsbury. Great thought Kurt this can't get any more awkward and embarrassing can it. Then Rachel spoke and knew he was wrong. It could and was about to get a lot worse thought Kurt.
Rachel
"Lets all go around the table and tell Kurt of a time at school where we didn't make it to the bathroom on time and include the grade you were in and how old you were and why it happened. I will go first" smiled Rachel.
"It was third grade and a field trip to a farm to see how a farm worked and stuff. We were having fun seeing the animals and different machines and how they worked. It happened when we went in to see them milk the cows. I was only 8 at the time and it was terrible. Kids are really cruel too. I got called pee pee Berry for weeks. Who wants to go next" asked Rachel. "I will" smiled Finn.
"Let me go pee first" said Kurt as he stood up. "Yeah me too" smiled Blaine. When Kurt and Blaine were back and at the table Finn began his tale.
Finn
"This is soo embarrassing but here goes. It was freshman year and I was 14. It was during football practice and I actually asked to go and was told no by Coach Tanaka. So I went back to practice and took a hard hit to the gut and well pissed myself on the field. It was horrifying and in gym shorts no less. Okay who is next" said a blood red Finn. "I will" sighed Blaine.
Blaine
"It was sixth grade I had just turned 12 the day before literally. I was getting over a urinary tract infection like you are babe. I needed to go a lot more often than most of my classmates. Which sucked. When class started I didn't really need to go but fifteen minutes later I did and badly. My math teacher back then was a sadistic bitch and wouldn't let anyone leave ever. She told me to hold it until class ended. I knew I probably couldn't but agreed to it. I had to go so freaking bad I thought I would die. Class slowly ticked by. Far too slowly and I knew I had to go and go very soon or God forbid what would happen. So I got up and went to leave the room and well the change in position caused my bladder to give way and I flooded myself right there by the door to the room. It was such a relief to finally be peeing but soo embarrassing too. Who is next" sighed Blaine. "I will" said Mr Shuester.
Mr Shuester
"It was in college and after a night of heavy partying. I was 19 or 20 and was probably still hungover when I went to class. I overslept and didn't go before class. Why I don't know. I survived the first two classes just fine. Why I kept not going I do not know. During my third class I just sat there and let go and peed while taking notes. It took a classmate beside me to tell me I had done it. I am fairly sure I was still drunk that day. Okay next" said Mr Shuester. "My turn" sighed Rory.
Rory
Lets see" sighed Rory. "The last time for me was in the second grade. We were at recess and I got too busy playing and when I realized I had to go it was too late. I ran towards my teacher to ask to go inside to go but wet myself right as I got to her. I think I was 7 or 8. Okay who is next" asked Rory. "I am" said Tina.
Tina
"Mine was a double whammy. You girls will understand a little better than you guys will. I was 13 at the start of the eighth grade. It was a very awkward time and phase of life for all of us girls. I had to pee when I arrived to my Health class. I asked to go and was told no as I had arrived late. I told the teacher I could not wait and was told tough you will wait or wet yourself. I resigned myself to wait. Well half way through class I felt something dripping. (all of the girls cringe) Gross yeah I know anyway I asked again and cited girl problems and was told your lying sit back down. I wasn't lying. Male teachers are heartless sometimes when it comes to girls. The end of class approached and I knew I was in trouble so like Blaine I jumped up and went to leave. The door was right beside his desk and he stopped me and I peed on him and myself. Plus I put a red blood stain on his white pants when he pulled me back towards the room. It was terrible not only did I pee myself but I started my first period in class. Epic bad day. Mike your turn" said Tina.
Mike
"Mine was at dance school not regular school. We had been dancing and working on a routine for several hours. I had to go but you do not ask to go during class. It was a rule you hold it until practice is done. Well this one day I failed to hold it. I took off and got into the bathroom but didnt quite make it. Damn tights. I was 10 and it was during the fifth grade. Who is next" asked Mike. "I will" said Artie.
"Let me pee again" groaned Kurt as he stood up from the table. "Take your time" smiled the group. While Kurt was away the waitress brought the food to the table and the group began to eat. All this talking about peeing kept making Kurt pee. He was wet and uncomfortable. "I am so tired of this mess" groaned Kurt as he locked the handicapped stall and set the bag down to change himself. Great and this is the last one he thought as he pulled his phone out and texted Blaine.
Kurt: We have a problem good looking.
Blaine: What's that sexy man.
Kurt: No more dry pants for me after the one I am putting on.
Blaine: That isnt a problem. On my way.
Kurt: Easy for you to say.
Blaine: You almost done so I can grab my bag.
Kurt: Yep coming out now.
Blaine: I am right outside the stall.
Kurt: Okay.
"Hi" smiled Blaine when the stall door opened. "Hi" said Kurt. "Go eat. They just brought out the food" smiled Blaine. "Yum. I am starving" said Kurt. "Go on" said Blaine as he quickly kissed Kurt's cheek. "I will be right back" grinned Blaine. "Okay" said Kurt. "Okay where were we" said Blaine as he sat back down. "We were on me" groaned Artie.
Artie
"Mine was shortly after I returned to school following the accident. I was still getting used to the chair and all the timing and stuff involved with that. Well one day I messed it all up and peed on myself during lunch. I was still getting used to the different feeling of a full bladder as my signal was shot at the time as well and I misread it that day. I was 9 and it sucked and was the 3rd grade. Who wants to go next said Artie. "I will" sighed Miss Pillsbury.
Miss Pillsbury
"Kurt first off if you ever need to talk my office is always open. Here is my story. It was the during the first grade. Even that young I had problems with dirty things and the bathroom at school was dirty one day and I refused to use it. Big mistake. I was 6 years old when this disaster happened to me and I went on myself in class. Who is next" said Miss Pillsbury. "I am" said Puck.
Puck
"Lets get this over with. I pissed myself the last time when I was probably 10 at school. I was being a jackass and decided I was no longer going to pee for the rest of my life. Yeah that lasted 2 hours before I was dancing in my seat in class like a jackass. My teacher said I could go. Me being a stupid bad ass decided to go screw around and not go. She sent for me a few minutes later and I pissed myself in the doorway as I was drug back to class. Good bye mr badass hello mr baby. All right next" said Puck. "My turn" sighed Santana.
Santana
"Mine was. Well you guys know Coach Sylvester. She has no heart and sticks to her guns when it comes to going to the bathroom during her gym classes or Cheerios practice" said Santana. Blaine groaned remembering just a couple of weeks back when he almost wet himself because of her. "Blaine are you okay" asked Santana. "Fine. Just agreeing with you is all. I had a run in a few weeks back with her and almost wet myself in Mr Shuesters class. Go on" said Blaine. "Anyway we were gearing up for Regionals last year when it happened. We had be practicing for hours and I really really had to go. I asked to go and was told no. So while she yelled at two other girls I went and sat in the grass and pointed my hips down and silently went. I was 16 and last year. Okay Britt Britt your turn" said Santana.
Brittany
"Lets see it was third or fourth grade I think so I was 8 or 9. We went on a field trip that day. Where to I do not remember but I peed my pants on the bus as we rode back to school. I forgot to go before boarding the bus. Okay Quinn your turn" said Brittany.
Quinn
"Sophomore year and I was 15 going on 16 and I was pregnant with Beth. It was about 3 months or so before I had her. It was during I think my math class. I shifted to get more comfortable and Beth pushed down and caused me to wet myself as I fled the room. Okay Mercedes your up" said Quinn.
"You okay" whispered Blaine. "No but its okay" groaned Kurt. "What is it" said Blaine as he slid his chair back. I am wet again but its okay lets get this over with" said Kurt. W"ell I need to go use the bathroom" said Blaine a little too loudly. "Wait for me then" said Kurt as he scooped up Blaine's bag. "Good call" grinned Blaine as he held the door open. "Shut up and go pee" said Kurt. "No worries I will" said Blaine as he followed Kurt into the bathroom.
"Gross" groaned Kurt as he pulled the wet diaper off and dropped it to the floor between his and Blaine's feet. "You were really wet" said Blaine as he started peeing. 'Yes I was all that talking about peeing kept making me pee a little and you sound like you were really full babe" said Kurt. "Yeah a little too full but didn't want to be rude or undapper" said Blaine. "Sometimes you have to be rude with them" said Kurt as he scooped up the wet diaper and flushed the toilet. "Yeah maybe so" said Blaine as he flushed his as well. "All better and ready to go" asked Blaine. "Yep waiting on you. Hi Finn and Puck" said Kurt. "Tank is full" said Puck as he strode over to a urinal. "Yeah what he said" said Finn as he went to the other one. "Okay" said Kurt. "Lets go" smiled Blaine to Kurt.
"Wow where are all the girls" asked Kurt as he sat back down at the table. "Bathroom" said Rory. "Oh okay" said Kurt. "Who is left to go" asked Blaine as he picked up his drink from the table. "Mercedes, Sam, and Sugar" said Rory. "Be right back" said Artie and Sam. "Potty time" said Sam. "Yeah me too" said Mr Shuester and Rory. "Mike what about you" asked Blaine. "I'm fine. I will need to go once this is done but for now I am fine" said Mike.
"How are you feeling today" asked Mike. "Terrible honestly. I am in a diaper as I keep peeing without (cringes) warning. Even in my sleep" said Kurt. "Nice face. You okay" asked Blaine. "No I am wet again. Ugh be right back" said Kurt. "Why exactly is he in diapers" asked Mike. "Well after what happened yesterday it seems his bladder won't hold and he keeps going on himself" said Blaine as his phone rang. "Excuse me I have to take this its Burt" said Blaine. "Okay I will tell the group" said Mike as Blaine left the table.
Blaine: Hello Mr Hummel. Whats up?
Burt: Hi Blaine. Kurt has a appointment at 3:30 over at Lima Memorial Hospital. Dr Travers wants to run an ultrasound and get some xrays of Kurt's kidneys.
Blaine: All right. We will meet you there in an 20 minutes.
Burt: How is he doing?
Blaine: He is okay. Mr Shue and the Glee club came for lunch and are telling stories to Kurt about times when they peed their pants. It seems to be helping a little bit.
Burt: Odd lunch topic but okay. Do you know if he has passed any blood or anything?
Blaine: I do not and I doubt he would tell me if he did.
Burt: Very true. Kurt is very private about such matters.
Blaine: Yeah he is but hopefully going through this will help him to not hold it so long or as often.
Burt: That is my hope every time this happens but so far it has not.
Blaine: Yeah I keep getting that impression from him. Let me go back inside and grab him and we will meet you in a few minutes.
Burt: Okay see you in a little while. Go into the er and tell them Kurt is to see Dr Travers.
Blaine: Got it. See you soon Bye Mr Hummel.
Burt: Bye Blaine.
"Where were you" asked Kurt as soon as Blaine reappeared. "Phone your dad called. We have to go meet him over at Lima Memorial" said Blaine. "Oh shit what happened" asked Finn. "Nothing Finn. Kurt has an appointment said Blaine. "Ugh and what for groaned" Kurt. "To check your kidneys. the doctor thinks you may have a stone or something going on" said Blaine. "Finn please pay our bill for me and I will pay you back tonight at home" smiled Blaine. "Sure little dude. Text me when you know something" said Finn. "I will bye guys" said Blaine.
The car
"Okay whose bright idea was it to go see the doctor again" asked Kurt. "Your Dad's" said Blaine. "So not happy about this and I need to take my medicine" said Kurt. "Not a problem. I will stop and grab you a bottle of water" smiled Blaine. "No more water please" groaned Kurt. "I have drank a gallon already today it feels like. Diet coke please" whined Kurt. 'Okay you win but I want juice for me" smiled Blaine. "Let me guess you want apple juice" giggled Kurt. "But of course" smiled Blaine as he parked in front of a gas station.
The Gas station
"Come on. You go pee while I will grab the drinks" said Blaine. "I don't need to go at the moment" smiled Kurt. "Are you wet then" asked Blaine. "No. I am not" laughed Kurt. "Wow" said Blaine as they walked through the store to get their drinks. "Hey I am as shocked as you are" said Kurt. "Hey can I ask you something personal" said Blaine. "How personal Blaine" asked Kurt. "Very honestly" said Blaine. "Then ask in the car too many people around" said Kurt. "Not a problem" said Blaine as he paid for the drinks. "Thanks babe" smiled Kurt as he cringed. "You okay" asked Blaine. "Yeah fine lets go" groaned Kurt.
Back in the car
"You peed didn't you" asked Blaine as soon as they were in the car. "Yeah but not a lot" sighed Kurt as he opened his drink. "Where are my meds" asked Kurt. "The front pocket of my bag "said Blaine as he retrieved it from the back seat. "Thanks" said Kurt as he rooted around in the bag and found them. "Um Blaine" said Kurt. "Yeah" said Blaine as he backed out of his space. "Why are there underwear in the front pocket of your bag" asked Kurt. "So that's where I stuffed those. I lost that pair a couple of weekends ago when I stayed over at your house" said Blaine. "I sure hope they're clean then" said Kurt. "You and me both. I will wash them when we get back to the house to be sure" said Blaine. "Good idea" said Kurt.
"So what did you want to ask me in the gas station that was so personal" asked Kurt. "Have you passed any blood or anything when you have been peeing" asked Blaine. "Geez and no I have not. Why" asked Kurt. "Your dad asked me on the phone if you had and I couldn't answer him as I didn't know for sure" said Blaine. "Oh okay. Please hurry and get us there babe. I need to pee" groaned Kurt. "Doing the best I can. Do you want me to stop" asked Blaine. "Yes please" squirmed Kurt. "Let me find some place okay" said Blaine. "Okay please hurry. I am already wet and if I let go I will leak for sure" groaned Kurt. "I am hurrying as fast as the law will let me legally go. Hang on okay" said Blaine. "I am" yawned Kurt. "Oh crap that pain pill is kicking in to make this worse" groaned Kurt. "That is bad" said Blaine. "YES it. Fuck just peed some ugh and gross. I think I just leaked eww and I am sorry" groaned Kurt. "Its okay babe. I have a jacket in the back seat" said Blaine. "Pull over please and help me out of this wet diaper now" bellowed Kurt. "Is that what you want" asked Blaine as he pulled off the road into a supermarket parking lot. "Yes" groaned Kurt. "Okay. Lets get you changed. said Blaine as he parked the car. "Yes lets" groaned Kurt. "Put your seat back for me" said Blaine. "Okay" groaned and squirmed Kurt as he laid the seat back. "Hurry please" begged Kurt. "Take your pants down babe" said Blaine. "Ouch fuck okay" groaned Kurt as he slid his jeans down. "They are wet. Right along the inside of your thighs" said Blaine. "Great" groaned Kurt. "Its not that wet. Lift your butt up for me. (Kurt raises his butt up) Good now put it back down for me. Hold this diaper up against you" said Blaine. "Okay" squirmed Kurt. "When I tell you lift your tush again okay" said Blaine as he undid the wet diaper. "Okay lift up just a little for me. Good job" giggled Blaine. "Shut up Blaine and fasten this diaper so I can let go it really fucking hurts" groaned Kurt. "Sorry babe and there all done" smiled Blaine. "Go potty while I go throw this wet thing away over there" said Blaine. "I am going potty" cringed Kurt. "Well okay then I will wait and change you again then throw them both away" smiled Blaine. "Gross" groaned Kurt a minute or so later. "All done I take it" said Blaine. "Yes and I still do not like peeing in a diaper" sighed Kurt. 'Better than your sexy skinny jeans" said Blaine. "True" sighed Kurt. "All dry. Be right back and answer my phone. We are now late. That's your dad calling" said Blaine. "Yep it is" said Kurt as he answered the phone. "Be right back" smiled Blaine.
Kurt: Hi dad.
Burt: Hi Kurt. Where are you boys?
Kurt: We had to stop to pee. We will be there in 5 minutes.
Burt: Okay hurry up but do it legally.
Kurt: Blaine never speeds so it will be legally and we are on the way there now.
Burt: Okay I will let Carole know.
Kurt: Okay bye dad.
Burt: Bye Kurt
"Okay lets roll again" grinned Blaine as he got back into the car. "Yeah we better. My dad is getting impatient. We are ten minutes late apparently" said Kurt. "Yeah we are" said Blaine. "You had to go though. Therefore I had to stop for you to go" said Blaine. "Yeah sorry about wetting your seat again" sighed Kurt. "Leather seats easy to clean" said Blaine. "I know you said that last night too" groaned Kurt. "I meant it then too" said Blaine. "Here we are and there is your dad" said Blaine as he pulled up in front of the er. "Shit your asleep" said Blaine. "Kurt, Kurt wake up babe" called Blaine. "Huh what (yawns) is it Blaine" muttered Kurt. "We are at the hospital. Time to wake up and see the doctor" said Blaine. "Don't want to" groaned Kurt. "Too bad. Now please wake up and go with your dad for me" smiled Blaine. As soon as I stop peeing I will" groaned Kurt. "Oh (long pause) sorry. I didn't realize' said Blaine. "Its okay I was trying to not draw attention to it" said Kurt. "Where are the pants the bag is empty" said Kurt. "Behind my seat" said Blaine. "Okay I see. I got a few thanks" sighed Kurt. "Be in right behind you okay" said Blaine. "I will tell my dad to wait for you then while I go change" said Kurt.
The hospital
"Hi Mr Hummel" said Blaine as he strolled up to the door. "Hi Blaine. How are you" asked Burt. "Worn out honestly. Traffic has been a nuisance today sighed Blaine. "Well when we get done here I want you boys to head home and rest. You have school tomorrow" said Burt. "I know. Is Kurt going tomorrow" asked Blaine. "That depends on what the doctor has to say" said Burt as he sat down beside Kurt. "What depends on the doctor" asked Kurt. "Whether you go to school or stay home tomorrow. I have to go to school though" said Blaine. "Ugh aww. Why can't he stay home with me to keep my entertained" said Kurt. "He needs to go to school and I told his parents he would go to school this week" said Burt. "Well that sucks" groaned Kurt. "Sorry son unless he is sick in the morning he goes to school" said Burt. "Blaine never gets sick" groaned Kurt. "Yeah Blaine does just not very often" said Blaine. "So I will be home alone tomorrow and it will suck" groaned Kurt. "You will survive" said Burt. "I know dad" said Kurt.
"Kurt Hummel" called a nurse. "Thats me" said Kurt as he clamored to his feet. "Come on back and lets weigh you and get your vitals real quick okay and I am Becka" said Becka. "Hi Becka. I am Kurt and this is my dad and boyfriend Blaine" said Kurt. "Nice to meet you. Please remove your shoes and step up on the scale for me" said Becka. "Sure" said Kurt. "How tall are you Kurt" asked Becka. "Five feet 11 inches tall" said Kurt. "Thank you and you weigh 161 pounds" smiled Becka. "Great I have gained 3 pounds" moaned Kurt. "Your weight is fine for your height. Sit down for me please' said Becka. "Fine" said Kurt as he sat down and had his temperature, blood pressure, and oxygen levels checked. "Okay follow me fellows. Dr. Travers will be in to see you in a few minutes and I need a urine sample from you Kurt. There is a bathroom behind that door and cups and wipes in the drawer in there. Hit the call button after you go and a nurse will come grab it from you" said Becka. "Thanks and I will" said Kurt.
"That shouldn't take long to get" said Blaine as he sat on the doctors stool. "Haha. You think your so funny" said Kurt. "Well its true" said Blaine. "Still not the point" said Kurt as he entered the bathroom. "Yes it was" said Blaine to the now closed door. "Be nice Blaine" said Burt. "I am and you know I was right too" grinned Blaine. "Yes you were right but he doesn't feel well so let it go" said Burt. "Fine this time" said Blaine. "Thank you" said Burt.
"Got it and I'm still dry" said Kurt. "Good boy" said Burt. "That took work thanks to these pants but I managed it" smiled Kurt. "Your pee is really dark" said Blaine as he pressed the nurse call button. "I know and its the infection slowly passing through me" sighed Kurt. "That and your dehydrated" said Blaine. "Maybe a little" said Kurt. "Maybe a lot" said Blaine as Carole entered the room. "You rang for a.. Well hi honey and guys. I didn't know you were here already" said Carole. "You need fluids Kurt" said Carole. "No no iv" groaned Kurt. "Sorry bud let me take this and get an order from the doctor for the fluids" said Carole. "Ugh. More peeing like crazy" groaned Kurt. "Put this on for me" said Carole as she handed Kurt a hospital gown. "Strip down to your underwear for me" said Carole. "Okay" sighed Kurt heavily. "This sucks you know" said Kurt to Blaine. "You will feel better because of the fluids" said Blaine. "I know but it still sucks and I hate needles" said Kurt. "You can hold my hand while Carole puts the iv in" smiled Blaine. "Thanks. Please move I have to pee again" said Kurt. "As you wish" smiled Blaine with a bow. "Knock it off" giggled Kurt.
"Where is Kurt" asked Carole the moment the door to the bathroom closed. "Bathroom" said Burt. "I will wait on him. He won't like me very much but he needs this" said Carole. "No he won't like you but he will get over it" said Blaine. "What will I get over" asked Kurt. "Getting fluids and not liking me" said Carole. "Do I really have to" whined Kurt. "Yes you do. Now sit down and give me your right arm" said Carole. "No" grumbled Kurt. "Sit down and do as the nurse tells you" shot Burt. Bam thud and Kurt was down on the gurney bed thing. "Its not that bad" soothed Blaine. "Easy for you to.. HOLY FUCK" bellowed Kurt. "All done" smiled Carole. "That hurt like hell" whined Kurt. "Its in and over with and your fluids are running. The doctor will be in soon. Now try and rest Kurt" said Carole as she stroked his head. "I can't relax you scared the piss out of my literally. I am wet now" said Kurt. "Be right back Kurt hang on okay" said Carole. "Where is she going" groaned Kurt. "I do not know" said Burt. "Blaine please help me change. I feel very wet" said Kurt. "Lets wait for Carole to come back first" said Blaine. "Ugh I am wet Blaine and it feels soo gross" whined Kurt. "You will be fine" said Blaine. "Easy for you to say. You aren't peeing every few minutes" said Kurt. "Fuck" shot Kurt. "Stop swearing Kurt and what is wrong son" asked Burt. "This bed is now wet. I just peed on myself and felt it leak" moaned Kurt. "Go get Carole please Dad" whined Kurt. "All right be right back kiddo" said Burt. "Gross. Please take this soaking wet thing off of me" whined Kurt. "Okay okay" said Blaine as he grabbed his bag and pulled out a dry diaper. Lay back and I will dry you soothed Blaine. "Thanks" said Kurt. "There you go all dry and man your pee is strong smelling" said Blaine. "I know sorry babe and thanks. This bed is wet and cold though" groaned Kurt.
"What happened" said Carole as she returned to the room. "I leaked. The bed is really wet. I'm sorry" blushed Kurt. "Not a big deal baby. Sit by your dad for a minute and let me clean this up and boy you did leak my goodness" said Carole. "I need to pee be right back" said Blaine as he stepped into the bathroom. "Okay all dry hop back up here and remove that diaper" said Carole. "No way shot" Kurt. "I am going to place a catheter to give your poor bladder some rest" said Carole. "The doctor ordered it for you" added Carole. "NO FUCKING WAY" bellowed Kurt. "Stop swearing and yes you are" shot Burt. "NO I AM NOT" shrieked Kurt. "Yes you are. now remove the diaper" said Burt. "NO shot" Kurt defiantly.
Blaine stood in front of the toilet wondering what was going on out there. He couldn't for the life of him self stop peeing. Something is definitely up Blaine thought as he finished peeing and put himself back into his underwear and fastened his jeans. "NO. I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO DO IT" shrieked Kurt. "Do what" asked Blaine as he came out of the bathroom. "Put in a catheter" yelled Kurt. "Why not" asked Blaine. "Do you not know where those fucking things go" screamed Kurt. "I do and it will help babe" cooed Blaine. "NO ABSOLUTELY NOT" yelled Kurt. "Stop screaming and swearing" said Burt. "Give me two minutes with him please" said Blaine. "All right but when I return he gets the catheter" said Burt. "I agree and its time for his medicine" said Blaine. "I will talk to the doctor. where are they" asked Carole. "In my bag. I will grab them" said Blaine as he scooped the bag up. "Here they are" smiled Blaine as he handed Carole the three bottles. "Be right back" said Carole and she left. "Mr Hummel could you go and grab Kurt some water and get me something to drink please" asked Blaine. "Sure be back" said Burt as he left.
"There is nothing you can say and fuck I need a dry diaper" groaned Kurt. "Here. Lay back and I will dry you. You are getting that catheter and you will like it" said Blaine. "No I am not and there is nothing you or anyone else can say to change my mind" sneered Kurt. "Yeah there is" smiled Blaine. "Oh and what is that" huffed Kurt. "No sex for 3 weeks after you are all better. That means no sleep overs, no showers together, no kisses in the car and no internet jerking off with me" said Blaine. "You aren't serious" groaned Kurt. "Oh but I am" said Blaine. "Ugh you suck you know that" said Kurt. "I wont be doing that and neither will you" said Blaine. "You have got to be joking" whined Kurt. "Nope I am not" said Blaine. "You can not go that long with out getting off" said Kurt. "Never said I wouldn't get myself off" giggled Blaine. "Jerk" groaned Kurt. "Get the catheter and give your bladder a little rest then" said Blaine. "No and I need to go to the bathroom please" shot Kurt. "You're in a diaper just go" said Blaine. "EWW thats really gross Blaine" said Kurt. "How so? You have been peeing in diapers for two days now" said Blaine. "Think about it while I wait on Carole to come take me to the bathroom" said Kurt. "I got it and I can take you" said Blaine as he stood up and grabbed the iv pole. "Thank you" said Kurt. "Whatcha need" came Carole's voice into the room. "Bathroom. My belly is cramping" said Kurt. "Oh okay. Come along" said Carole as she took the pole and guided Kurt into the bathroom.
"When he is done have him take his pills. I will be right back with the bottles for you" said Carole. "Once the pain medicine kicks in and hes groggy place the catheter" said Blaine. "I am Burt suggested that too" smiled Carole. "Okay" said Blaine. "Help him if he gets done before I get back okay" smiled Carole. "I will" said Blaine. "Good boy" said Carole as she patted Blaine's head. "Let me grab his medicine for him" said Carole as she left the room.
Blaine sat in the quiet room and texted Finn an update.
Blaine: Hey they're gonna put a catheter into Kurt's bladder for a couple of hours to let it rest.
Finn: Ouch better him than me.
Blaine: I had to threaten him and he still isnt willing to get it.
Finn: Okay I am on my way with Rachel when Glee practice is over.
Blaine: Okay cool and we need to get the group together to finish the stories from lunch.
Finn: Yep we do. Okay I am off to the bathroom and then to Glee talk to you in an hour.
Blaine: okay Kurt is bellowing anyway have fun.
Finn: We will miss you guys though.
Blaine: We miss being there. see you later
Finn: Okay dude I really have to pee stop texting me. See ya later.
Blaine: Bye wahahahahahah.
Finn: dude seriously.
Blaine: You keep replying and Kurt is calling me now.
"Hi" smiled Blaine into the bathroom. "Hi" groaned Kurt.Feeling better smiled Blaine. "Yes I am captain oblivious" said Kurt. Sorry. Let me check your diaper for you" said Blaine. "Okay" said Kurt as he lifted the gown up and out of the way. "Good job its on good and snug" said Blaine. Thanks. I need my pain medicine though. My back and bladder hurt so bad right now" whined Kurt. "Carole is getting them" said Blaine as he rubbed Kurt's lower back. "Feels nice but its causing another uncomfortable problem" cooed Kurt. "What" asked Blaine as he sat Kurt down on the bed. "Think about it dumbass" said Kurt. "Hey be nice" shot Blaine back. "You are soo oblivious today" groaned Kurt. "No I just don't have my head in the gutter" giggled Blaine. "Just rub my back it helps and feels really nice" cooed Kurt. "No since its causing you an erection" said Blaine as he moved over to his chair.
"You suck so bad right... Hi Carole" said Kurt. "Here are your meds and there better be no sucking of any kind in here boys" said Carole rather sternly. "There isn't. My back hurts though" said Kurt. "Is this new" asked Carole. "No not really. My back has been sore for a couple of days now" sighed Kurt as he swallowed the pills and opened the chips Carole brought him to eat with them. "Just rest and relax. The doctor has ordered some tests and the catheter for you" said Carole. "Fuck no to the catheter" bellowed Kurt. "Sorry but the doctor said so and your dad signed for it. So your getting it" said Carole. "No" bellowed Kurt. "Eat your snack babe" said Blaine. "Fine" groaned Kurt as he stuffed chips into his mouth. "Still not getting that catheter" muttered Kurt. "Yeah you are" said Blaine softly. "No I am not Blaine. Its my body and I will not allow it" yelled Kurt. "Not yours free and clear until your 18" said Blaine. "Don't start with me" Anderson snapped Kurt. "Whoa okay I am going for a walk. Eat your snack and rest. I will be back shortly" said Blaine as he left.
"Hi Mr Hummel be warned Kurt is in a pissed off snarky mood over that catheter" said Blaine as he passed Burt at the door. "Thanks and here is your juice" said Burt. "Thank you. I am going for a walk to calm down. I do not want to say something I won't mean" sighed Blaine. "Okay son go on" said Burt. Blaine ripped his phone from his pocket and saw it was now after 6pm so he texted Finn to see what the gang was doing.
Blaine: Hey what are you up to?
Finn: Leaving school and heading your way.
Blaine: Cool. Bo texting while driving.
Finn: Not driving yet. I'm waiting on Rachel. You know how girls and the bathroom are.
Blaine: Yeah no I don't. I dont date girls.
Finn: I forgot. How is Kurt?
Blaine: Bitchy as all get out.
Finn: Sounds like Kurt. Does Burt want me to pick up some dinner for everyone?
Blaine: Let me ask him and I will get back to you on that.
Blaine reaches and slowly opens the door to Kurt's room. "Hi" said Blaine. "He is out" said Burt. "Oh good. Is the catheter in yet" asked Blaine. "Not yet Carole went to get it and then will place it" said Burt. "Finn texted me he wants to know if you want food brought for everyone or what" asked Blaine. "Not right now but tell him to put an order in at Breadstix for some take out for 9pm" said Burt. "Okay" said Blaine as he pulled out his phone.
Blaine: Finn put in an order for pick up at 9pm at Breadstix.
Finn: Will do and I am grabbing a burger on the way I am starving.
Blaine: Oh sure rub it in.
Finn: Sorry. I will bring you one too then.
Blaine: Thank you.
Finn: No problem.
"I told him" said Blaine. "Good" said Burt. Kurt started shifting and fidgeting in his sleep. "Uh oh. Time to wake cranky butt up" said Blaine. "Why" asked Burt as Blaine stood up. "He has to pee that's why. Kurt wake up babe" called Blaine. "Hmmm" moaned Kurt. "Wake up babe" said Blaine. "What Blaine" groaned Kurt. "Come on you need to go to the bathroom" said Blaine. "Ugh okay" groaned Kurt as he slid off the gurney. "Hold on to me please" said Kurt. "I am and will you know that" said Blaine. "Legs too heavy just change me please" groaned Kurt. "Okay lay back down and go then" said Blaine. "I am going" yawned Kurt. "Oh okay. Let me know when you are done then and I will clean you up" soothed Blaine. "I am done" said Kurt behind heavy eyes. "Okay lay down and I will change you" said Blaine. Kurt laid back down and Blaine changed him. There you go. All dry and you are fast asleep again sighed Blaine.
"That pain medicine knocks him out" said Blaine to Burt. "I see that" said Burt. "Be right back" smiled Burt as he left the room. Carole entered as Burt left. "Oh good mr crabby is sleeping I see" said Carole. "Yep he has been asleep about 25 minutes now" said Blaine. "Hopefully I can get this in without waking him up then" said Carole. "Hopefully" said Blaine. Five minutes later the catheter was in and Kurt was none the wiser. "That was too easy" said Blaine. "Your telling me. Keep an eye on that bag said Carole. When it reaches this line(points to line on the bag) hit the nurses button okay" said Carole. "I will" said Blaine. "You need to eat. Your belly keeps growling" smiled Carole. "I know. Finn is bringing me a burger and fries" said Blaine. "Okay good your belly is very loud. Let me find you a snack okay" said Carole. "Thanks" blushed Blaine. "Your welcome honey. Be right back okay"said Carole. "Okay" said Blaine as Carole left the room.
Blaine flipped the tv on and sat watching the cartoon channel. It was an old cartoon but it was one Blaine liked. "Whoa" said Blaine when the phone in his back pocket suddenly vibrated. It was Finn.
Finn: They won't let me back as he has two visitors.
Blaine: Where are you?
Finn: Never mind I found Burt.
Blaine: Okay.
The door to the room opened and in walked Rachel, Finn, Puck and Burt. "Aww. He looks precious" said Rachel. "Ssshh do not wake him up" shot Blaine. "Here" said Finn as he handed Blaine the bag of food. "Thanks" said Blaine as he pulled the burger box from the bag. "Hungry are you" asked Puck as he watched Blaine devour the sandwich. "Yeah kinda" said Blaine in between bites of hamburger. "Gross you boys and your meat" cringed Rachel. "Its good and good for you" smiled Blaine. "No its not its disgusting" shot Rachel. "SSSSShHHHH. He is terribly cranky over that (points to catheter bag)" hissed Blaine. "What is that" asked Puck as urine ran into the bag. "Its a catheter bag and hes going to the bathroom in it as we speak" said Blaine. "Hes peeing out some blood" said Finn. "He sure is" said Burt as he left the room. "He has been. I saw some streaks in a diaper earlier today" said Blaine. "Why is he peeing blood" asked Finn. "The doctor is trying to figure that out now" said Blaine. "Hi mom" said Finn. "Hi Finny. Transport is on the way to take him to x-ray and ultrasound. That isn't too much blood either" said Carole as she made a note of it in the computer. "How was school today Finn" asked Carole. "It was good. Mr Shuester signed the Glee club out and we had lunch with Kurt and skipped 2 classes" said Finn. "I know he called and got permission to sign you out" said Carole. "Oh I didn't know that" blushed Finn. "Alright guys transport will be here to get him in a few minutes. Hit the button if you need anything" said Carole. "Thanks and will do" smiled Blaine. Carole left a moment later and Burt returned with the guy from transport to get Kurt.
"Hi I am Michael and I am here for Kurt Hummel" said the blonde haired guy. "That is him" said Blaine as he pointed to the sleeping man on the bed. "All right" said Michael as he checked and verified Kurt by his hospital bracelet. 'Lets move this to the bed pole" said Michael as he moved the nearly empty iv bag from one iv pole to the other. "We will back" smiled Michael to the group as he pushed the bed with Kurt on it out of the room.
"What happens next" asked Finn. "We wait" sighed Burt. "Wait for what" asked Puck. "Test results" said Blaine. "Oh" said Puck. "The waiting is what sucks" groaned Finn. Well you three can go back to the house and do your homework and wait" said Burt. "Yeah alright. Keep me posted please. He is my brother" said Finn. "I will and am" smiled Blaine. "Thanks come on guys" said Finn. "Well now what" asked Blaine as Finn, Rachel,and Puck left.
"We wait" said Burt as he stole some of Blaine's fries. "I want him back to his old happy healthy self" said Blaine. "So do I son" said Burt. "I have had a uti before but was never like this" said Blaine. "He has been sick like this before and basically camped out in his bathroom" said Burt. "I feel bad for him" said Blaine. "He will be better soon" said Burt. "I know. It just sucks not knowing what to do to make him feel better. He cries a lot over the diapers and his jeans when they get wet" sighed Blaine. "He hates being a burden" sighed Burt. "I have noticed" said Blaine. "Tomorrow he is on his own while I go to school" sighed Blaine. "No he won't be. I want you to stay with him one more day. Mr Shuester is coming by to tutor you both until he is well. Your dad knows as well and agreed to it" said Burt. "Cool" said Blaine as the door opened.
"Hi" said Blaine to Michael as he returned the still asleep Kurt to it. "He slept the whole time. Such a good patient" smiled michael. "No a drugged patient" laughed Blaine. "True" said Burt. "Uh oh we need Carole his bag is full passed the line" said Blaine as he ran from the room. "Oh my" said Carole as she bent down with a plastic basin and emptied Kurt's bag. Kurt shifted and woke up while she was doing it too. "OUCH. SHIT. THAT. FREAKING HURTS" bellowed Kurt. "Sorry baby. I didn't mean to hurt or wake you" cooed Carole. "Its okay Carole" whined Kurt. "Whats wrong" asked Blaine. "I'm hungry" groaned and whined Kurt. "Let me see what I can do" said Carole as she kissed his forehead. "My dick hurts" groaned Kurt. "Yeah it will be sore" said Carole. "Sorry but you needed the catheter for a little while" said Burt. "WHAT" yelled Kurt as he lifted his blanket up. "You have a catheter in" said Carole. "I said no to that" groaned Kurt. "You needed it babe"said Blaine. "Ugh. I'm hungry" whined Kurt. "Let me talk to your doctor okay" smiled Carole. "Okay" said Kurt. "I will be back too. I need to go to the bathroom" said Blaine. "Its right there" said Kurt. "No I will go use one of the other ones" said Blaine. "Why" asked Kurt. "Same reason you had earlier" smiled Blaine. "Oh I gotcha" smiled Kurt. "Be back" said Blaine as he left the room.
"Dad when will they remove this thing it hurts" whined Kurt. "In a little while" said Burt. "Am I staying over night tonight" asked Kurt. "Nope you aren't" smiled Burt. "Good I want to sleep in my own bed" sighed Kurt. "You will" said Burt. "Good" groaned Kurt as his stomach growled loudly. "I am starving" groaned Kurt. "Carole is getting you something. Hang tough kiddo" said Burt. "Want some good news" asked Burt. "Yeah what" asked Kurt. "Mr Shuester is gonna tutor you and Blaine until you are better and ready to attend school again. The time you both miss won't count against you this way" said Burt. "Cool but what about Glee practice" asked Kurt. "You boys can go to Glee tomorrow afternoon but you will need to stay in a diaper unless your magically dry tomorrow" said Burt. "They all know so I can live with that. I am hungry where is Carole dad" whined Kurt. "Let me go find her son. Hold tight for me" said Burt. Kurt decided to text Blaine and get him to go get food for him instead.
Kurt: I need food please.
Blaine: Okay give me a few minutes. I am using the bathroom.
Kurt: Still. Are you okay?
Blaine: Lol funny. I just got here.
Kurt: oh ok. I am so hungry baby.
Blaine: I know hold on okay. Let me use the bathroom. Then I will bring you something.
Kurt: Hurry please.
Blaine: I am as fast as humanly possible.
Kurt: Fuck my dad just walked in.
Blaine: Busted huh. I will call you when I am done going to the bathroom.
As Blaine suspected there was no further response from Kurt. He continued on into the mens room to handle his need.
"What are you doing" asked Burt. "Just texting Blaine. I need something to eat dad" groaned Kurt. "I know Carole is getting you something" said Burt. "Awesome. When is the doctor coming in" asked Kurt. "As soon as he gets your results" said Burt. "Its almost 8pm. I want to eat and go home" said Kurt. "Soon" said Burt. "How soon' said Kurt. "I do not know just be patient son" said Burt.
"Hi" said Carole as she knocked on the door. "said Kurt. "I brought you a sandwich and some more chips" said Carole. "Thanks" said Kurt as he took the sandwich and chips from Carole. "Where is Blaine" asked Carole. "He went down the hall to use the bathroom" said Kurt with a mouthful of sandwich. "Ah okay" said Carole. "I am headed home. My shift ends at 8 and I am sure Finn needs to be fed too" smiled Carole. "See you at home" said Kurt. "Your new nurse will be in shortly to take out the iv. I will remove the catheter myself when your done eating" said Carole. "Let me get my stuff together and empty your bag first" said Carole. "His urine looks better" said Burt. "Yes it does. Hes no longer dehydrated" said Carole. "Whoa" said Burt as Kurt's phone vibrated. "Who is it" asked Kurt. "Its Blaine. Here you can text him back" said Burt. "Thanks dad" said Kurt as he took the phone.
Blaine: Hi what are you allowed to eat.
Kurt: I have a turkey sandwich that Carole got me.
Blaine: Okay let me grab a drink do you or your dad want one.
"Dad Blaine wants to know if you need or want something to drink" asked Kurt. "I am fine" said Burt as he held up his coffee cup. "Okay and am I allowed diet coke" asked Kurt. "Yes you are but limit it to only a couple a day" said Carole. "Sweet thanks" smiled Kurt.
Kurt: My dad is fine. I want a diet coke.
Blaine: Of course you do and no you need water or juice.
Kurt: Please babe I am allowed 2 a day.
Blaine: Fine but this is your cut off drink then.
Kurt: I know and thanks babe. Oh need diapers from the car bag is out and the
Kurt: catheter is being removed soon.
Blaine: Crap alright Let me get my bag and I will get some.
Kurt: Okay. I love you.
Blaine: I love you too.
"Hi" said Blaine as he entered the room. "Hi" smiled Kurt as he reached for his beloved diet coke. "Here and I will be right back" said Blaine as he scooped up his school bag. "Okay. Where is Carole dad? This thing is really uncomfortable" said Kurt. "I do not know but I will see if I can find her for you" said Burt. "Thanks dad and where is the doctor" asked Kurt. "He was in while you slept" said Burt. "What did he say" asked Kurt. "It appears you have in the past 24 hours or so passed a kidney stone and you have at least one more to pass" said Burt. "Ouch" said Kurt. "You are slowly improving and the leaking and urgent need to go should get better once you pass the other stone. You are to rest and drink lots of fluids until it does" said Burt. "Ugh so no school for the time being" said Kurt. "Nope but that is taken care of for you and Blaine. As you will require some assistance until that stone passes" said Burt. "Right now I just want to go home. Please go find Carole dad" sighed Kurt. "Will do be right back" said Burt.
"Hi" said Blaine as he came back into the room past Burt. "Hi" said Kurt. "No school for a few days for either of us" smiled Kurt. "How come" asked Blaine. "I have a kidney stone. Its what is causing the leaking and intense sudden urges to pee" said Kurt. "Really and ouch when that passes" said Blaine. "It will be an ouch and I already passed one" said Kurt. "I bet I know when too" said Blaine. "Oh really" asked Kurt. "Last night when you screamed bloody murder" said Blaine. "Possibly. That did hurt like hell" said Kurt.
"Hi again. I have your discharge papers and instructions for you. Now To remove your iv and catheter" said Carole. "Blaine if you could honey step out into the hall for me" said Carole. "Sure" smiled Blaine as he laid a diaper beside Kurt. "Thanks" smiled Kurt. "Okay Kurt lets get the iv out on three" said Carole. "Okay" said Kurt. "One, two, done" said Carole. "Ouch" bellowed Kurt. "Its over with. Now the catheter" smiled Carole as she slid the diaper under Kurt. "Deep breath in and out" smiled Carole. Kurt inhales and exhales deeply. "Good one more time" said Carole.Kurt takes a deep breath as Carole removes the catheter. "Holy fuck. That hurt" cried Kurt. "Its out honey. Fasten yourself up and your all set to head home" said Carole. "Ouch" said Kurt as he sat rubbing his now sore dick. "Stop that and get dressed" shot Carole. "It hurts" groaned Kurt as he stopped and fastened the diaper. Carole opened the door and let Blaine in and left.
"You okay" asked Blaine. "My dick hurts now" whined Kurt. "You will be fine" yawned Blaine. "Tired are you" said Kurt. "A little yeah" said Blaine. "Where is my dad" asked Kurt. "Nurses station talking to the nurses" said Blaine. "Figures he would be" said Kurt as he pulled his shoes back on. "Carole asked him to wait there" said Blaine. "Crap I need to pee now" groaned Kurt. "Babe just go I will change you when your done" said Blaine. "No worries. I am going and it burns a little" groaned Kurt. "It will get better soon" cooed Blaine. "I know but damn that stings. Okay all done for now said Kurt. "Pull your jeans down for me" said Blaine. "Yes sir" grinned Kurt as he dropped his jeans. "Your not that wet but there you go all dry and ready to go home" said Blaine. "Yep lets go home. We need a shower" said Kurt. "Yes we do. I smell like pee from my earlier accident and speaking of pee, I need to go pee real fast too" smiled Blaine. "Okay I'm gonna go find my dad while you go" smiled Kurt. "Okay I will pee fast "said Blaine as he closed the bathroom door.
Nurses Station
"Hi dad" said Kurt as he walked up to the nurses station. "Hi kiddo" smiled Burt. "Where is Blaine" asked Burt. "Oh he had to use the bathroom. He is coming in a minute" said Kurt. "Okay I am heading home well to Breadstix with Carole for some dinner first" said Burt. "Okay we will grab something on the way and go on home" said Kurt. "Sounds like a plan eat and go to bed" smiled Burt. "We are Blaine is really tired" said Kurt. "I know he is. He's getting sick but won't admit it" said Burt. "You think so" said Kurt. "Yeah I do. Carole thinks he had a light fever and is gonna check him at the house later" said Burt. "I will take it when we get home before he showers" said Kurt. "Good let us know what it is. I have his insurance stuff and a right to treat form from his parents" said Burt. "Cool" said Kurt. "What is cool" said Blaine. :My dad has your insurance cards and a right to treat form in case you get sick" said Kurt. "Come here" said Burt to Blaine. "You are pale as all get out" said Burt. "I am fine just really tired is all" sighed Blaine. "Go straight home and get some rest" said Burt. "We are. You ready babe" asked Blaine. "Yep lets go" said Kurt. "Yes lets. Do you need the bathroom first" asked Blaine. "Probably" should sighed Kurt as they walked off.
"Blaine level with me" said Kurt. "Okay. What" asked Blaine. "You aren't feeling well are yo"u asked Kurt. "No I am not but its okay. We need to get you better" said Blaine. "Well whats wrong" asked Kurt. "Its nothing lets go home. I will talk to Carole about it after you go to sleep" said Blaine. "Okay" said Kurt as they left the hospital.