When Kurt and Blaine got to the party, everyone was there. They were greeted by the masses. After all, they were the 2 people that everyone really knew. Wes and David came over with extra drinks in hand. “It’s about time you two got here. What took you so long?” Wes winked.

“What took so long?” Kurt smiled, but Blaine laughed loudly. “I was getting the 3rd degree from Burt about us. It was worth it though.”

“Glad it worked out Blaine. Her you go guys. You need to taste this stuff. Puck really knows how to make a drink. You can’t even taste the alcohol in this.”

“Wes, I would be real careful. It is loaded with alcohol even if it doesn’t taste like it. Did you guys get on the set list? If you didn’t you better now before Rachel fills all the spots in with her name.” Wes and David were confused. “The stage, the singing. You have to be on the set list or you don’t get a turn.” Kurt grabbed Wes by the arm and was headed toward the stage and Rachel. Wes turned back to Blaine and mouthed the words ‘help me’. As they neared Rachel, Wes started to understand how serious this was. “Again, hand it over Berry!” Kurt was demanding the list. “I will not ask twice Berry.”

“If you call me by my given name and ask nicely I will relinquish the set list for tonight.”

“Okay, Queen Rachel Barbara Berry. May I pleeeaaasssse have the set list for tonight.” Kurt got down on one knee.

“Yes you may Kurt Hummel. May I remind you that I am required to sing at least every 5th song. Please make sure everyone knows the rules.” How could Finn deal with her when she gets like this. She is like the ice princess.

Kurt took a big gulp of his drink and was surprised to find that he did not taste any alcohol. Normally, he wouldn’t drink for fear that he would lose his cool, but he figured every once in a while wouldn’t hurt. “Well, you only live once.”

Blaine made his way over. “Kurt take it easy there. There’s a lot of alcohol in this.” Blaine was sipping his. He was cautious and did not want a repeat of the last Berry party in which Kurt so nicely said, ’You spent the evening sucking face with Rachel Berry.’. He never wanted to hurt Kurt again.

Wes looked at the set list and rolled his eyes. “I thought I was anal about things. Let me go talk to David and see what we might want to sing. I will pass it out to the other Warblers too. I know Jeff is dying to get up there and sing and David is dying to show everyone his moves!” Wes took off to once again guide his fellow Warblers.

There was finally time to survey the scene. It looked like it was already successful. Both the Warblers and the New Directions seemed to be mingling. No one was keeping to their respective group. The music was playing and stage lights were on. Everyone was just talking. It would be a while before the singing started. Kurt suspected that some people were wanting to get more drinks into their system before having to listen to Rachel command the stage yet again.

An hour later, the scene looked considerably different. Kurt was on the stage singing Britney Spears, Hold it Against me. David was totally drunk too, and leaned over to Blaine. “Oh my God Blaine. If I were gay, I would totally be trying to steal Kurt from you. Dude, he is hot.”

Wes leaned over too. “Blaine. David is so right. Can’t believe you are tapping that one. I never knew how fucking sexy Kurt could be. He is hot!”

Blaine patted David on the back, “Guys. Thanks and trust me, I know how hot he is…really. And you wouldn’t have a chance at him.” David was not kidding. Seeing Kurt gyrating his hips and the looks he was making. Damn sexy.

Hey over there
Please forgive me
If I’m coming on too strong
Hate to stare
But you’re winning
And they’re playing my favorite song

So come here
A little closer
Wanna whisper in your ear
Make It clear
Little question
Wanna know just how you feel

He stripped his jacket off. And was twirling it over his head, and bouncing around the stage. Everyone was whistling and screaming. This seemed to egg Kurt on more. He was unbuttoning his shirt pretending to be a stripper. Blaine considered jumping up there to stop him, but he was looking incredibly sexy up on the stage and shaking his butt and frankly, Blaine was turned on by it. Kurt had way too much to drink.

If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me

Kurt was singing to all the guys, even Finn. Blaine was starting feel aroused. Seriously. And maybe a little jealous after what David had said. He looked around and noticed a bunch of other drunk Warblers and New Directions yelling cat calls.

Cause you feel like paradise
I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me

Hey You might think
That I’m crazy
But I you know I’m just your type
I’mma be a little hazy
But you just cannot deny

There’s a spark in between us
When we’re dancing on the floor
I want more
Wanna see It
So I’m asking you tonight

Kurt was singing directly to Blaine now. Cat calls were really coming now. He walked toward Blaine wrapping his jacket around Blaine’s neck pulling him close. Kurt was gyrating his hips against Blaine and dropped his jacket. He continued to gyrate into Blaine and grabbed Blaine’s ass. Just as soon as he started that, he put is finger to Blaine’s lips and turned around. Kurt started to walk back to the stage he stripped off his shirt and glanced over his shoulder to Blaine and threw his shirt off to the side to all the guys screams.

If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me

Cause you feel like paradise
I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me

If I said I want your body
Would It Hold It Against Me?

Gimme something good
Don't wanna wait I want It now (na-na-now)
Pop It like a hood
And show me how you work It out

If I said my heart was beating loud
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me

“Blaine should you stop him?” Finn was laughing and his eyes were wide. “Kurt is going to kill you for not stopping him.” Kurt still had his back to the audience and he was running his hands up and down his thighs and sides. He even bent over and started to shake is butt. Even the girls were into him now.

“No way Finn. I am never going to let him forget this one. This is my payback for him continuously bringing up that I sucked face with Rachel.” Blaine forgot who he was talking to. A look of terror came over his face.

“No worries man. We weren’t together then, remember?”

If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me

Cause you feel like paradise
I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me

Kurt hopped off the stage and into Blaine’s arms. “I sang that song for you baby! I love you. Kurt was giving Blaine a sloppy drunk kiss.” Blaine was okay with this. It’s not every day that your boyfriend gets sloppy drunk , strips in front of you and all of his friends, gyrates his hips for everyone and then attacks his boyfriend. In fact, Blaine was pretty aroused because it seemed everyone saw tonight, what he always knew. Kurt was hot and sexy and was his.

Blaine wasn’t even drunk. He had wanted Kurt to have fun, so he was trying to ease his drinking in case he needed to drive home, which was now becoming the inevitable.

Puck ran up to the stage and screamed, “Hey everyone. Time to eat the fruit!”

So many of the Warblers were as gone as Kurt. Jeff, David, Trent and Nick were all sitting in a circle around the floor throwing fruit into each others mouths. Missing mostly. Puck, Lauren, Brittney, Artie, Tina and Mercedes were all laughing uncontrollably about nothing. Now Puck was throwing everyone fruit to eat. Rachel was jumping up and down trying to catch fruit that was being thrown from all different directions.

“Blainey baby. Let’s go get some fruit. I’m hungry.” Blaine couldn’t help but laugh. Kurt will be so mad at himself tomorrow when he finds out how drunk and disheveled he was. Oh, and the video Blaine had made of him. He couldn’t resist the video. Blaine wanted to have something to watch when he was alone. This would be so much better than just imagining Kurt there.

“Okay Baby. But only a few pieces.” What the heck, it was a hairy buffalo party. You gotta eat the fruit. Blaine held onto Kurt’s arm as they grabbed fruit from the tub.

If Blaine and Finn thought it was bad now, it was 10 times worse after eating the fruit. Another hour later and Mercedes and Quinn were getting sick and 2 New Directions and 4 Warblers were totally passed out. “Blaine, what are we going to do with getting all of these people home and out of here.” Finn was panicked.

“Let’s sit for a second and figure this out Finn. Who is able to drive? Just me and you?”

“Just us.” Finn was giving up hope.

“Okay. Here’s what we are going to do. I am going to get all the New Directions boys into your car and we are going to take them home. Can the girls stay here?”

“I guess. That would be okay. What are we going to do with the Warblers?

“Well, that one is tougher. Where is Wes?”

“Dude, he is over here. He is passed out on top of that other dude.”

“Oh man.” Wes was passed out on top of Thad. In fact, outside of David, Jeff and Trent, all the Warblers were passed out. Kurt was passed out on the stage with his shirt half buttoned on the wrong buttons. He was hugging his jacket.

Blaine was scratching his head trying to think about this. “Finn, can we bring them home? We can put them all in the basement to sleep it off. Burt wouldn’t want us to toss them out or leave them alone in this state, right? But, we will need both cars to get them all home.”

“You’re right. Okay, let’s get the New Directions boys home first and then we will come back here and get the warblers.” Finn wasn’t sure that this was a good plan, but Blain was right about the fact that Burt would rather have them safe.

It was 2:00 AM and they had gotten all the New Directions boys home and all the Warblers to the basement. It was no use waking Burt up to tell him what happened. We can deal with it in the morning. “I gotta carry Kurt upstairs. Sleeping Beauty is passed out too.”

“Okay Blaine.” Finn was getting ready to turn to his room. “Hey, thanks for helping me with all the other people tonight. We are not very responsible drinkers are we?”

“Everyone lets loose every now and then.”

“And thanks for always looking out for Kurt. I know he loves you and, to be honest with you, I love Kurt like he’s my real brother. I feel that way about you too. I want both of you to be happy.”

Blaine turned to him and smiled. “Thanks Finn. Kurt loves you like a real brother, you know. I love Kurt and I can’t even think of ever being without him.” Blaine ran down the stairs and picked up Kurt from the couch they had placed him on before they settled the Warbler’s in the basement. He carried Kurt upstairs and started to change him to pyjamas.

“Blainey Bear. I love you sooooooooooo much. Kiss me Blainey Bear.”

“Blainey Bear?” Blaine chuckles. “You won’t remember this at all, my love, but I love you too.” Blaine kissed Kurt gently on the lips and laid down next to him and closed his eyes.