Rachel took Blaine's place next to Finn on the stage.

"Hey," she said. "Dance with me." She wrapped her arms around Finn and started swaying with him despite the fact that the song playing in the background was upbeat "Like a g6".

Finn looked pretty oblivious to Rachel, knowing that she was VERY drunk. He decided to just go with it.

"I've got it going on right? That I wasn't making it up or anything?" Rachel said slurring slightly.

Finn didn't answer.

"I would do anything for you. ANYTHING!" Rachel continued.

Finn grabbed Rachel shoulders and brought her down to sit on the steps as he explained, "ok Rachel. Since this is your first time at this, I'm- I'm gonna break it down for you.

She stayed quiet.

"Guys and girl fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A, Santana of the weepy hysterical drunk." Rachel tried to find her straw with her mouth and looked over to Santana.

"You like her more than me she's blonde and awesome and so smart. Admit it! Just admit it! Now kiss me!" Santana shouted in tears to her current boyfriend, Sam.

"Then Sam, who just seems to go with the flow and except everything that's going on with confusion when drunk." Finn said. Rachel didn't respond, so he moved on. "Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the angry girl drunks"

"I can't believe what you did to my body, I used to have abs!" Quinn shouted at Puck, followed by Lauren yelling, "who told you that hairstyle was cool, Geronimo?"

"Chill out!" Puck retorted.

"And Puck, who is so used to the alcohol, that he pretty much doesn't change at all. Then Britney, also known as the girl who turns into a stripper drunk." Finn continued, laughing a little, while Rachel still watched each person Finn was describing.

Artie was tossing money at Brittney as she vibrated her body. "Making it Rain whoooooo! That's my girlfriend! I love you baby!"

Rachel laughed.

Finn laughed and said, "and Artie, who encourages her!... Mercedes and Tina! Happy girl drunks!"

Rachel didn't turn to look at them, but all the girls were doing were laughing hysterically.

"Mike, looks to be a very sexual drunk." he said, looking at Mike who couldn't seem to keep him mouth off of Tina's neck as she continued to crack up.

"Blaine." Finn said, looking around to find Blaine, only to find him no longer with Kurt, but sexy dancing with Brittany, very much enjoying himself! "Ok... Apparently Blaine turns into a straight guy drunk. or bisexual..." he added seeing Artie there as well.

Rachel didn't look this time either. She was too busy with her head attached to Finns shoulder.

"And then of course we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. And right now you're being the needy girl drunk. Hanging all over me, being overly lovely it's not cool."

Rachel looked up at him and looks completely shocked, and drunkenly abashed. She patted his back a few times as she stands directly over him, she says, "well what kinda girl is this?" She faced the party. "S'play spin the bottle! Who wants to play spin, the bottle?!" She ducked down to Finn and said loudly in his ear one more time, "Spin the bottle!"

Finn sighed. This was gonna be a loooong night.