Kurt Hummel: Chilling out maxing relaxing all cool shooting some b-ball outside of the school… #thank Cheesus for vacations

Blaine Anderson: I know, especially with you (; #who the hell is Cheesus?

Finn Hudson: When you guys get home I will explain it to you, because Kurt will probably mess it up…

Kurt Hummel: I resent that -_-

Blaine Anderson: Thanks Finn, and sweetie, you resent a lot of things… :)

Kurt Hummel: Do you want me to resent you? -.-

Blaine Anderson: No!

Kurt Hummel: Then if I were you I'd shut up…

Blaine Anderson: Noted, shutting up :p

Kurt Hummel: (;

Puck Puckerman: WHIPPED! (Raises protective shield so Hummel can't get him.)

Kurt Hummel: -_-

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Kurt Hummel: Good to be back at Dalton, now off to my house so Finn can explain Cheesus to Blaine, I have a feeling we are going to be spending the night there…

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David Thomson: We missed our Kurtie and Blainey-Boo; I am going through withdrawals of Klaine, help me I need my fix!

Quinn Fabray: Did you guys have fun?

Blaine Anderson: Yeah we did Quinn, thanks for asking :) and David, here is your fix (; To Kurt Hummel (aka Best Boyfriend Ever):

You're better then the best

I'm lucky just to linger in your light

Cooler than the flip side

Of my pillow, that's right

Completely unaware

Nothing can compare to where

You send me, lets me know that it's okay

Yeah, it's okay

And the moments where my good times start to fade

You make me smile like the sun, fall out of bed

Sing like bird, dizzy in my head

Spin like a record, crazy on a Sunday night

You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breathe (especially this one)

Shine like gold, buzz like a bee

Just the thought of you can drive me wild

Oh, you make me smile

Kurt Hummel: Yeah, I definitely love you. lessthanthree

David Thomson: *pukes kainebows and glitter* Yep, that will do it. Thanks :)

Blaine Anderson: Anytime, I'll never stop telling Kurt how perfect he is.

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Wes Montgomery: This is a request from Kurt Hummel: All New Directions/Warblers excluding Blaine go to the chat-room! It's an emergency!

Blaine Anderson: What the hell Kurt, surely you have not betrayed me :

Kurt Hummel: Calm down! It's a surprise! I love you (;

Blaine Anderson: Oh no, you don't get away that fast!

Blaine Anderson: Kurt? Are you still here? I said you don't get away that fast!

Blaine Anderson: *pouts* Kurt?

Burt Hummel: I hate to tell you son, but he's gone.

Blaine Anderson: :'(

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(In chat-room)

asianfusionpartF – ok, what are we doing here?

asianfusionpartM - honestly, Blaine and Kurt are together now, so there is no reason we need to be here, you interrupted rice time!

Hobomcbieber - *cough cough* asian *cough cough*

imastar - sam, that was racist!

Hobomcbieber – Sorry! My computer was screaming at me to type it :p

asianfusionpartM – that's okay dude, it was funny!

GAVELMCBANGBANG - Anyway, we are here because Kurt would like to commence an operation! So listen up!

mybfisaQT – Okay Guys Listen Up! While Blaine and I were in the Hampton's he didn't where gel in his hair, and well, I am addicted!

Hobomcbieber - the first stage to recovery is admitting you have a problem!

Frankenteen - ^ bwahaha!

mybfisaQT – ANYWAY! We need to stage a gel-ervention for him. I am especially going to need the help of the Warblers for this!

ILOVEWES – count us in!

GAVELMCBANGBANG – Yes definitely!

Satan - good luck lady face, that stuff is like crack for him!

Whereami – lord tubbington likes crack!

mybfisaQT – we know boo! And thank you Satan! This is going to work I have a plan!

Frankenteen – well could you tell us because once again you interrupted a very good game of COD and I was beating pucks ass!

Sexshark – was not!

Frankenteen – was so!

mybfisaQT – okay okay! Wevid: I am going to take Blaine on a date with Niff! So in that time you must sneak in our room ( the spare key is in the mail box!) and you are going to go to his safe ( the pass is: kurtseyes *blushes*) then you are going to remove all 56 bottles of hair gel)

imastar – he keeps his gel in safe :s I have no idea why I ever liked him!

jeffypoo&nickypoo: he has 56 bottles? Why am I not surprised?

mybfisaQT – The new directions you are going to take our cars (which I will give you the keys for in advance) and park them around the block so he can't drive to get more! My plan is GENIUS!

ILOVEWES – he is going to kill us for helping you Kurt!

GAVELMCBANGBANG – if this didn't sound like so much fun I would totally be scared for my life at the hands of Blaine Hobbit ilovekurt McDapperPants too!

Frankenteen – Sounds gr8! But can I go back to COD no please?

mybfisaQT – yes Finn go! But tomorrow we commence operation: steal Blaine's hair gel!

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Kurt Hummel wrote on Blaine Anderson's wall: Hey baby, we are going on a double date with Niff tonight okay?

Blaine Anderson: Of course my love, I have to go Mr. Todd is looking at me funny because he can see me on FB on my phone, I'll see you at lunch xoxoxox

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Kurt Hummel: Okay, love you xoxox!

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Blaine Anderson: MY. LIFE. IS. OVER. Why oh why did this happen to me?

Naomi Anderson: What is wrong sweetie?

Kurt Hummel: As Blaine is currently sobbing in my lap, I will answer your question, Private Message me!

Blaine Anderson: *sobs*

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(Private Messaging between Naomi (Blaine's Mom) and Kurt)

Naomi: Okay Kurt what happened?

Kurt: Well Mrs. Anderson…

Naomi: Call me Naomi.

Kurt: Okay Naomi, the Warblers and I have kidnapped Blaine's hair gel because we think he is addicted, and he looks much better without it, and he is being very over-dramatic…

Naomi: LOL that's it?

Kurt: I know right! You would think his baby kitten died!

Naomi: Well done Kurt, you're right he does look better without it. Keep up the good work!

Kurt: Thank you!

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Cam Coopson uploaded a photo to Klaine Diaries Part 1 –

Blaine's hair gel went missing exactly 13 hours ago and he hasn't token this hat off since, we are thinking of committing him to a mental institution but Kurty thinks he is going to be okay, we'll keep you updated.

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Blaine Anderson: please, whoever kidnapped my gel *evilly glares at Wevid* return it, I am nothing without it! It's like my other half!

Finn Hudson: Isn't your other half you are supposed to care so much about my baby brother?

Kurt Hummel: I am 4 months older than you Finn -_- and I understand about Blaine so no biggy!

Wes Montgomery: Warblers/New Directions excluding Blaine go to the chatroom NOW!

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Blaine Anderson: Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely

I have nobody for my own

I am so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely

Wish I had someone to call on the phone

Now I'm a soldier, a lonely soldier

Away from home through no wish of my own

That's why I'm lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely

I wish that I could go back home

Letters, never a letter

I get no letters in the mail

I've been forgotten, yes, forgotten

Oh how I wonder, how is it I failed

Now I'm a soldier, a lonely soldier

Away from home through no wish of my own

That's why I'm lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely

I wish that I could go back home

RIP HAIR GEL, if you are still alive, please come home, I MISS YOU! :'(

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GAVELMCBANGBANG –okay, this is getting out of hand!

mybfisaQT – he's right guys, Blaine didn't go to class today and he has been sitting in our room on our bed rocking back and forth!

Sexshark – you two share a bed? (;

Frankenteen – you are so lucky you have my browser history to blackmail me because if you didn't I would so tell Burt! I don't want to think of people defiling my baby brother!

mybfisaQT – 1) noah, must you be so immature! YES we pushed them together, but ONLY so we can cuddle, WE ARE VIRGINS! 2) Finn, I am 4 months older than you! And you are damn right I have the browser history to DAD KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THIS!

Itsbarbiebitch – Guys, what about Blaine?

Hobomcbieber – maybe you guys should give him back his hair gel, this sounds serious!

ILOVEWES - okay Wes and I are going to sneak back in and put the hair gel back, while Kurt takes him for coffee!

mybfisaQT – oh sure give me the hard job!

asianfusionpartF – just another perk of being his boyfriend

gayswagg – besides you are the only one he will go for!

mybfisaQT - true true!

GAVELMCBANGBANG – Okay, now let's go because Blaine just threatened to eat the jar of nuts I have (he is highly allergic) and end it all!

mybfisaQT – ON MY WAY!

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Blaine Anderson: I've heard there was a secret chord

That David played, and it pleased the Lord

But you don't really care for music, do you?

It goes like this

The fourth, the fifth

The minor fall, the major lift

The baffled king composing Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof

You saw her bathing on the roof

Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you

She tied you to a kitchen chair

She broke your throne, and she cut your hair

And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Baby I have been here before

I know this room, I've walked this floor

I used to live alone before I knew you.

I've seen your flag on the marble arch

Love is not a victory march

It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

There was a time when you let me know

What's really going on below

But now you never show it to me, do you?

And remember when I moved in you

The holy dove was moving too

And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Maybe there's a God above

But all I've ever learned from love

Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you

It's not a cry you can hear at night

It's not somebody who has seen the light

It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

You say I took the name in vain

I don't even know the name

But if I did, well, really, what's it to you?

There's a blaze of light in every word

It doesn't matter which you heard

The holy or the broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

I did my best, it wasn't much

I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch

I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you

And even though it all went wrong

I'll stand before the Lord of Song

With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah

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Naomi Anderson: I take it you have your hair gel back?

Blaine Anderson: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! How did you know it went missing though?

Naomi Anderson: Kurt told me.

Blaine Anderson: Oh so you guys are in cahoots now?

Finn Hudson: Haha, 'Cahoots'

Kurt Hummel: Jealous baby?

Blaine Anderson: Of you? Always?

Kurt Hummel: Well, I'm on my way home, so let's cuddle and watch Moulin Rouge?

Blaine Anderson: How are you so perfect?

Kurt Hummel: It just comes naturally to me!

Blaine Anderson: Oh I see! But at least your all mine!

Kurt Hummel: Forever and Always! xoxoxoxoxoxo

Blaine Anderson: To infinite and beyond!

Kurt Hummel: Yep, you ruined the mood -_-

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Blaine Anderson: hehe!

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Wesley I am so In love with my Best Friend David Thomson that when I see him I puke glitter: I have a confession! DAVID WILL YOU MARRY ME? I KNOW I SAID I AM NOT GAY BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I CAN'T LIVE WIHTOUT YOU! I LOVE YOU!

David Thomson: Uhm Wes?

Wes Montgomery: I hate Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel who have fraped me! And yes David?

Blaine Anderson: Revenge is a bitch my dear friend!

Wes Montgomery: Yes, you are a BITCH

Kurt Hummel: Watch it Montgomery!

Jeff Sterling-Duval-Ninja: Ooooh! Shits gettin serious last names are coming out!

Nick Duval-Sterling-Ninja: Ahhh shit!

David Thomson: Wes, we need to talk!

Wes Montgomery: on my way to our dorm be there in a minute!

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Wes Montgomery: Ready David?

David Thomson: Yes, are you ready Wes?

Wes Montgomery: Yah, okay let's do this!

Kurt Hummel: wtf ^

Wes Montgomery and David Thomson are in a relationship

Kurt Hummel: YESSS! MY GAYDAR WAS RIGHT!

Blaine Anderson: yayyyyy!

Jeff Sterling-Duval-Ninga: TRIPLE DATE!

Nick Duval-Sterling-Ninja: Klaine-niff-wevid! Hooray!

Santana Lopez: aww, to bad all the gay ones are cute!

Kurt Hummel: you think im cute? *winks suggestively*

Santana Lopez: Yes Hummel, you're smoking (;

Blaine Anderson: Mine! *protectively claims Kurt*

Santana Lopez: Relax Hermione! I got my girl Brit anyways!

Trent Haldwood: thanks for telling us on facebook guys! # not cool

Cam Coopson: maybe this is a gay school :s