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Kurt and Blaine and Facebook: I bet he looks hot in the water


T - Words: 1,344 - Last Updated: Feb 01, 2013
Story: Closed - Chapters: 35/? - Created: Jun 20, 2012 - Updated: Feb 01, 2013
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Blaine Anderson: Well that went surprisingly well!

 

Kurt Hummel: Yay! My gorgeous boyfriend is still ALIVE!

 

Blaine Anderson: *Blushes* Gorgeous? (;

 

Jeff Sterling: *pukes klainebows*

 

Nick Duval: Poor Jeffy :(

 

Kurt Hummel: Yes Blaine you are gorgeous ;) and Jeff, GO AWAY!

 

Blaine Anderson: awww! You're gorgeous to Kurt! lessthanthree

 

Finn Hudson: What went surprisingly well? :s

 

Blaine Anderson: My 'father to boyfriend' talk with Burt.

 

Burt Hummel likes this

 

Finn Hudson: Oh.

 

Kurt Hummel: I'm just glad that my boyfriend is still alive… lessthanthree

 

Burt Hummel: I would never actually hurt the kid, plus he's really nice. But I cannot be held responsible for what my shotgun does if he ever hurts you.

 

Kurt Hummel: DAD!

 

Blaine Anderson: It's ok Kurt, I understand, although there will never be any need for me to meet his shot gun because like I have said in the past…I will never ever hurt you. I love you.

 

Kurt Hummel and 45 others like this

 

David Thomson: And remember warbler Blaine, even though we have known you longer we are not against beating you up if you screw this up. We worked to long and too hard for you too mess this up now.

 

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Wes Montgomery uploaded a photo to the album 'The Klaine Diaries part 1'

 

The love birds making out…again.

 

Cam Coopson: I am currently puking klainebows…

 

Puck Puckerman: That's my boy Hummel! Get some!

 

Santana Lopez: Wankity Wankilicious Wanky!

 

Blaine Anderson: Do you understand how creepy this is? :s

 

Kurt Hummel: You know I should be able to kiss my boyfriend without having to worry about paparazzi!

 

Blaine Anderson: ^ I agree ^ I mean I know we're super-hot but come on!

 

Kurt Hummel: ^You think I'm hot o_0

 

Blaine Anderson: I think you are supermegafoxyawesomehot actually (;

 

Kurt Hummel: Come back to our dorm. Now please…

 

Blaine Anderson: Already on my way! (;

 

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Nick Duval: The awkward moment when Blaine Anderson gets up and runs out of your dorm leaving all of his stuff all over your room -_- and then you have to clean it up.

 

Jeff Sterling: Awe baby, do you want me to come over and help?

Nick Duval: Yesss!

 

David Thomson: It's bad enough that we have to suffer through Klaine's PDA all the time, but must you also move your love life onto FACEBOOK?

 

Nick Duval: I have no idea what you are talking about good sir.

 

Finn Hudson: ROTFLMAOTIHTGGSAIRH!

 

Puck Puckerman: ^ wtf Finn, you are so dense :/

 

Finn Hudson: I am not dense! I said - rolling on the floor laughing my ass off then I had to go get stitches and it really hurts!

 

Kurt Hummel: Lord, give me the strength! To not clock Finn over the head when I get home.

 

Mercedes Jones: Nice black saying white boy!

 

Kurt Hummel: I thought so! Lmao.

 

Blaine Anderson: Nick, can I come back and get my stuff, I helped Kurt with what he needed ;)

 

Tina Cohen-Chang: ew ^ you guys are cute and all but you might want to keep your sexcapades off of a social networking sight, or at least go to myspace where nobody ever goes…

 

Rachel Berry: Hey! I use my space every day!

 

Tina Cohen-Chang: See NOBODY!

 

Blaine Anderson: O-O

 

Kurt Hummel: There was nothing sexual of any sort going on! I needed help moving my dresser!

 

Burt Hummel, Carole Hummel and Finn Hudson like this

 

Blaine Anderson: Yah, what he said.

 

Wes Montgomery: Smooth McFly.

 

Blaine Anderson: I thought so.. :D

 

Mike Chang: Dude, he was being sarcastic… -_-

 

Cam Coopson: Isn't that face considered racism ? ^^^^^^^^^^^

 

Mike Chang: Not when your asian =D

 

Wes Montgomery and Tina Cohen-Chang like this

 

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Quinn Fabray: ATTENTION NEW DIRECTIONS/ WARBLERS! YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO MY HOUSE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT FOR A PARTAAAYY! MY MOM IS OUT OF TOWN SO THERE WILL BE BOOZE! BRING WHAT YOU CAN, AND LIKE THIS STATUS IF YOU ARE COMING.

 

Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry and 24 others like this.

 

Jeff Sterling: This is going to be awesome!

 

Puck Puckerman: Hooray for Fabray!

 

Kurt Hummel: That rhyme was a crime.

 

Puck Puckerman: I know it was lame and I'm ashamed ;p

 

Blaine Anderson: bwahahaha!

 

Mercedes Jones: is your pool open yet chica?

 

Quinn Fabray: Oh yah I forgot bring swim wear because we are in the water!

 

Kurt Hummel: No way you are getting me into that pool! -_-

 

Wes Montgomery: Attenition Warblers/ ND (excluding Kurt) go to the chatroom!

 

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asianfusionpartF – here

 

asianfusionpartM – here aswell!

 

imastar – again im here but I don't know why seeming as Kurt and Blaine are together now…

 

Dapperboyfriend- what do you mean now that me and kurt are together?

 

GAVELMCBANGBANG – we may or may not have started this chat-room so we could discuss ways to get you and kurt to see that you were truly in love with each other…

 

Dapperboyfriend- you know if we weren't so happy I would totally go all hobbit-ninja on your ass… -_-

 

Hobomcbieber – haha here

 

Frankenteen – what is it, you interrupted a very good game of COD

 

gayswagg- here!

 

ILOVEWES – hey hey ladies and gents, and Trent ;p

 

gayswagg- you are so funny…

 

Whereami – hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

 

Satan- sup bitches?

 

jeffypoo – here with nicky!

 

nickypoo – here with jeffy!

 

GAVELMCBANGBANG- This is your next mission: OPERATION GET KURT IN THE WATER

 

Dapperboyfriend- I like your plan, I bet he looks really hot when he's wet…

 

Frankenteen – DUDE! He's my brother!

 

Dapperboyfriend – sorry! (maybe) *winks*

 

Satan- well there are guys here Finn, Puck, Rachel ect. Why don't you all just throw him in.

 

imastar- I am not a man!

 

whereami- are you sure Rachel?

 

imastar- yes britt I'm sure… :(

 

GAVELMCBANGBANG- ANYWAYS… *sighs* we need to get Kurt into the water at miss fabray's party tomorrow, so here's how we will do it. Blaine you are going to seductively get into the water and try and I mean really try to make yourself look as attractive as possible, then Finn, Sam and Puck are going to splash around and try to get him wet. And finally all you girls are going to get in (WITHOUT COMPLAINGING) and try to convince him that the water is really warm, because he trusts you! Then finally, the warblers are going to catch him, tie him to a chair and throw it into the water.

 

Hobomcbieber – don't you think the chair thing is a little extreme?

 

GAVELMCBANGBANG – fine, but then if he still isn't in we ARE going to use physical force to get him in…

 

Dapperboyfriend – Fine, but NO bodily harm shall come to my perfect boyfriend!

 

asianfusionpartF- D'awwwh! ^

 

Dapperboyfriend – I try (;

 

jeffypoo- okay, so it's settled! tomorrow at seven thirty we commence operation GET KURT INTO THE WATER

 

Frankenteen – poor kurt :'(

 

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Blaine Anderson: On my way to my parent's house with Kurt, wish us luck!

 

Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Carole Hummel and 34 others like this

 

Kurt Hummel: Blaine, I'm sure your parents aren't really that bad.

 

Wes Montgomery: you poor naive little boy…

 

Blaine Anderson: Watch it Montgomery!

 

Wes Montgomery: haha okay!

 

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