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Story: Closed - Chapters: 35/? - Created: Jun 20, 2012 - Updated: Feb 01, 2013
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About Time

 

Wes Montgomery: Okay, that's it. New Directions, Warblers (excluding Kurt and Blaine) go to the chat room! NOW!

 

13 people like this

 

PAEBREAK

 

GAVELMCBANGBANG: OKAY, is everyone here?

 

asianfusionpartF: here

 

asianfusionpartM: here

 

satan: here

 

hobomcbeiber: here

 

imastar: here

 

frankenteen: here

 

sexshark: here

 

whereami: here

 

ILOVEWES: here

 

nickypoo: here

 

jeffypoo: here

 

sugarsweet: here

 

hamandgirls: here

 

gayswagg: here

 

GAVELMCBANGBANG: Okay Listen up, Operation Klaine Phase 2 needs to be prosecuted ASAP! I just walked into their room and they were cuddling on the couch! I got 5 fricken cavities from just that! Something needs to be done!

 

hamandgirls: do what we used to do to the cows out in Ireland, when we wanted them to mate, we would tie them together until they did. Works like a charm.

 

whereami: you need to listen to him, he is a leprechaun.

 

jeffypoo: genius! I'll get the twine!

 

nickypoo: I'll get the Klaine!

 

jeffypoo: no don't leave me :(

 

sexshark: *barf*

 

asianfusionpartF: let us know how it goes!

 

frankenteen: I hope this works I can't have one more phone convo with Kurt about how much he loves Blaine and how much Blaine doesn't love him.

 

ILOVEWES: and if I have to hear teenage dream blaring from their room one more time, I swear I am not below murdering them.

 

gayswaag: I second that ^

 

imastar: Commence Operation Klaine Part 2!

 

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Kurt ILOVEBLAINE Anderson: Blaine Anderson! I want your babies! And your cuddles, and I love yous, hold me and don't ever let me go! Blaine will you marry me? PLEASE I'LL KILL MYSLEF IF YOU DON'T! Blaine please!

 

Blaine Anderson: You guys should be less obvious with the FRAPING.

 

Wes Montgomery: What fraping *winks suggestively*

 

Kurt Hummel: That's it Blaine hold my shit!

 

Wes Montgomery: *hides under rock* *calls David too say goodbye* *eats a sandwhich* KURTSIE! Please don't kill me! but you need a better password than blaineseyes…

 

Blaine Anderson: *blushes*

 

Kurt Hummel: …

 

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Nick Duval uploaded a photo to the album 'Klaine Will Happen; then we will be free! – with Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson

 

Operation Klaine Phase 2 Complete – They are currently tied together by the wrist by a knot that is not able to be untied. Bwahaha!

 

Kurt Hummel: *sighs* why don't people understand that Blaine and I are just friends?

 

David Thomson: Because you are painfully and obliviously in love and it's getting annoying.

 

Gavel McBang Bang: bang bang bang

 

Blaine Anderson: You guys should have thought of the fact that we have access to scissors before coming up with your stupid plan. We are now untied.

 

Kurt Hummel: Suck on that Wevid, Niff and other perpetrators!

 

Puck Puckerman: Ask Blaine ;)

 

Wes Montgomery, Nick Duval, Jeff Sterling, Rachel Berry and 126 others like this

 

Blaine Anderson: I will not be sucking anything tonight.

 

Kurt Hummel: I hate you all! (except Blaine of course)

 

Blaine Anderson likes this

 

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Nick Duval uploaded a photo to the album 'Klaine Will Happen; then we will be free! – with Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson

 

The Klaine are making out! OMFG! !

 

987 people like this

 

Wes Montgomery: HOLY SHIT ABOUT TIME! AHHHHHH!

 

Tina Cohen-Chang: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYY!

 

Mike Chang: ;)

 

Quinn Fabray: They are so hot!

 

Finn Hudson: -_-

 

David Thomson: YES NO MORE EYE SEX… BUT PERHAPS REAL SEX .

 

Rachel Berry : I'm oddly turned on right now.

 

Puck Puckerman: GET SOME HUMMEL! and I can help you with that Berry (;

 

Rachel Berry: No thanks Noah!

 

Cam Coopson: I'm crying im so happy!

 

Trent Haldwood: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS about FUCKING time!

 

Sugar Motta: wow boys hot!

 

Artie Freakin Abrahms: yay for gay hehe that rhymed !

 

Jeff Sterling: KLAINEBOWS AND KLAINEICORNS!

 

Nick Duval: KLISSES AND KLUGS!

 

Brittany : I like octopi!

 

Santana Lopez: wanky ;)

 

Rory Flannigan: nice kurt!

 

Sam Evans: -_-

 

Will Shuester: This is inappropriate for facebook don't you think?

 

Wes Montgomery: NOT AT ALL

 

Blaine Anderson: ;)

 

David Thomson: They surfaced for air!

 

Kurt Hummel: ;)

 

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Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are in a relationship

 

Kurt Hummel: For real this time! lessthanthree

 

345 people like this

 

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Blaine Anderson wrote on Kurt Hummel's wall: I think your pretty without any make-up on lessthanthree

 

Kurt Hummel: awww! I think your funny when you tell the punch line wrong ;)

 

Finn Hudson: Kurt wheres make – up? :s

 

Blaine Anderson: *facepalm*

 

Kurt Hummel: Oh dear! No Finn, it's just our song.

 

Blaine Anderson: Aww! Our song!

 

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Nick Duval: I'm sending you my dentil bill.

 

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Private Messaging

 

Burt Hummel:Listen Kid, I think we need to have a talk, can you come over, Kurt's not home and I just want to talk to you.

 

Blaine Anderson: Yes sir, on my way.

 

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Blaine Anderson: Wish me luck!

 

Kurt Hummel: What for?

 

Kurt Hummel: ...

 

Kurt Hummel: Blaine, where are you?

 

Kurt Hummel: ANSWER YOUR PHONE!

 

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Kurt Hummel: I have currently lost my handsome, wonderful and charming boyfriend, if anyone has seen him please let me know.

 

Burt Hummel: I may know where he is

 

Kurt Hummel: Oh Cheesus Dad! Please tell me you didn't!

 

Burt Hummel: …

 

Kurt Hummel: Well it was nice having a boyfriend while it lasted.

 

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Other chat room names;

 

jeffypoo – Jeff Sterling

 

nickypoo – Nick Duval

 

sugarsweet – Sugar Motta

 

gayswagg - Trent Haldwood

 

hamandgirls – Rory Flannigan


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