Feb. 1, 2013, 1:06 a.m.
Kurt and Blaine and Facebook: About Time
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About Time
Wes Montgomery: Okay, that's it. New Directions, Warblers (excluding Kurt and Blaine) go to the chat room! NOW!
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GAVELMCBANGBANG: OKAY, is everyone here?
asianfusionpartF: here
asianfusionpartM: here
satan: here
hobomcbeiber: here
imastar: here
frankenteen: here
sexshark: here
whereami: here
ILOVEWES: here
nickypoo: here
jeffypoo: here
sugarsweet: here
hamandgirls: here
gayswagg: here
GAVELMCBANGBANG: Okay Listen up, Operation Klaine Phase 2 needs to be prosecuted ASAP! I just walked into their room and they were cuddling on the couch! I got 5 fricken cavities from just that! Something needs to be done!
hamandgirls: do what we used to do to the cows out in Ireland, when we wanted them to mate, we would tie them together until they did. Works like a charm.
whereami: you need to listen to him, he is a leprechaun.
jeffypoo: genius! I'll get the twine!
nickypoo: I'll get the Klaine!
jeffypoo: no don't leave me :(
sexshark: *barf*
asianfusionpartF: let us know how it goes!
frankenteen: I hope this works I can't have one more phone convo with Kurt about how much he loves Blaine and how much Blaine doesn't love him.
ILOVEWES: and if I have to hear teenage dream blaring from their room one more time, I swear I am not below murdering them.
gayswaag: I second that ^
imastar: Commence Operation Klaine Part 2!
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Kurt ILOVEBLAINE Anderson: Blaine Anderson! I want your babies! And your cuddles, and I love yous, hold me and don't ever let me go! Blaine will you marry me? PLEASE I'LL KILL MYSLEF IF YOU DON'T! Blaine please!
Blaine Anderson: You guys should be less obvious with the FRAPING.
Wes Montgomery: What fraping *winks suggestively*
Kurt Hummel: That's it Blaine hold my shit!
Wes Montgomery: *hides under rock* *calls David too say goodbye* *eats a sandwhich* KURTSIE! Please don't kill me! but you need a better password than blaineseyes…
Blaine Anderson: *blushes*
Kurt Hummel: …
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Nick Duval uploaded a photo to the album 'Klaine Will Happen; then we will be free! – with Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson
Operation Klaine Phase 2 Complete – They are currently tied together by the wrist by a knot that is not able to be untied. Bwahaha!
Kurt Hummel: *sighs* why don't people understand that Blaine and I are just friends?
David Thomson: Because you are painfully and obliviously in love and it's getting annoying.
Gavel McBang Bang: bang bang bang
Blaine Anderson: You guys should have thought of the fact that we have access to scissors before coming up with your stupid plan. We are now untied.
Kurt Hummel: Suck on that Wevid, Niff and other perpetrators!
Puck Puckerman: Ask Blaine ;)
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Blaine Anderson: I will not be sucking anything tonight.
Kurt Hummel: I hate you all! (except Blaine of course)
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Nick Duval uploaded a photo to the album 'Klaine Will Happen; then we will be free! – with Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson
The Klaine are making out! OMFG! !
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Wes Montgomery: HOLY SHIT ABOUT TIME! AHHHHHH!
Tina Cohen-Chang: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYY!
Mike Chang: ;)
Quinn Fabray: They are so hot!
Finn Hudson: -_-
David Thomson: YES NO MORE EYE SEX… BUT PERHAPS REAL SEX .
Rachel Berry : I'm oddly turned on right now.
Puck Puckerman: GET SOME HUMMEL! and I can help you with that Berry (;
Rachel Berry: No thanks Noah!
Cam Coopson: I'm crying im so happy!
Trent Haldwood: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS about FUCKING time!
Sugar Motta: wow boys hot!
Artie Freakin Abrahms: yay for gay hehe that rhymed !
Jeff Sterling: KLAINEBOWS AND KLAINEICORNS!
Nick Duval: KLISSES AND KLUGS!
Brittany : I like octopi!
Santana Lopez: wanky ;)
Rory Flannigan: nice kurt!
Sam Evans: -_-
Will Shuester: This is inappropriate for facebook don't you think?
Wes Montgomery: NOT AT ALL
Blaine Anderson: ;)
David Thomson: They surfaced for air!
Kurt Hummel: ;)
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Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are in a relationship
Kurt Hummel: For real this time! lessthanthree
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Blaine Anderson wrote on Kurt Hummel's wall: I think your pretty without any make-up on lessthanthree
Kurt Hummel: awww! I think your funny when you tell the punch line wrong ;)
Finn Hudson: Kurt wheres make – up? :s
Blaine Anderson: *facepalm*
Kurt Hummel: Oh dear! No Finn, it's just our song.
Blaine Anderson: Aww! Our song!
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Nick Duval: I'm sending you my dentil bill.
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Private Messaging
Burt Hummel:Listen Kid, I think we need to have a talk, can you come over, Kurt's not home and I just want to talk to you.
Blaine Anderson: Yes sir, on my way.
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Blaine Anderson: Wish me luck!
Kurt Hummel: What for?
Kurt Hummel: ...
Kurt Hummel: Blaine, where are you?
Kurt Hummel: ANSWER YOUR PHONE!
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Kurt Hummel: I have currently lost my handsome, wonderful and charming boyfriend, if anyone has seen him please let me know.
Burt Hummel: I may know where he is
Kurt Hummel: Oh Cheesus Dad! Please tell me you didn't!
Burt Hummel: …
Kurt Hummel: Well it was nice having a boyfriend while it lasted.
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Other chat room names;
jeffypoo – Jeff Sterling
nickypoo – Nick Duval
sugarsweet – Sugar Motta
gayswagg - Trent Haldwood
hamandgirls – Rory Flannigan