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Kurt and Blaine and Facebook: Rachel Berry: The Frapist


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Blaine Anderson; Babysitting tonight with my lovely boyfriend Kurt Hummel, I love you baby!

 

David Thomson, Quinn Fabray and 12 others like this

 

Kurt Hummel: It's going to be so fun! I can't wait, and your cousin is so cute, you guys look a lot alike :)

 

Blaine Anderson: Is that good or bad? (;

 

Kurt Hummel: Very very good!

 

Blaine Anderson: Well then…

 

Kurt Hummel: (;

 

Burt Hummel: Calm, your hormones…

 

Kurt Hummel: -_- way to ruin the mood dad.

 

Burt Hummel: thanks, I try.

 

Blaine Anderson: Kurt are you ready? The drive to Westerville is pretty long (;

 

Kurt Hummel: Yah let's go!

 

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Blaine Anderson uploaded a photo to the album My Teenage Dream Forever

 

Kurt and Lila sleeping on the couch, they are so cute… I smell a future daddy!

 

Kurt Hummel, Wes Montgomery and Mercedes Jones like this

 

Kurt Hummel: This is a terrible picture of me -_-

 

Blaine Anderson: Actually, this is very cute Kurt. I think I will have it framed!

 

Kurt Hummel: If you insist.

 

Mercedes Jones: You guys are so cute! I'm so Jelly!

 

Blaine Anderson likes this

 

Blaine Anderson: Thanks Mercedes!

 

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Kurt Hummel uploaded a video

 

I wanna put on my my my my my boogie shoes, and boogie with you! Blaine Anderson and his little cousin Lila dancing, how are they so cute?

 

Finn Hudson: Blaine has special shoes for boogying? :s

 

Carole Hummel: Finn remember what Blaine taught you on Wednesday about disco and KC and the Sunshine band?

 

Finn Hudson: Well yeah, but that doesn't answer my question.

 

Blaine Anderson: *facepalm* maybe we should have another lesson…

 

Kurt Hummel: Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you my brother Finn Hudson; I'm so proud -_-

 

Wes Montgomery: Poor Finnegan, little one the 'boogying' that Warbler Kurt and Warbler Blaine are referring to is an iconic song by the exquisite band KC and the Sunshine Band.

 

Kurt Hummel: nicely put wes!

 

Blaine Anderson and Carole Hummel like this

 

Finn Hudson: Oh.

 

Finn Hudson: My name is not Finnegan by the way!

 

Finn Hudson: And I'm taller and bigger than you so don't call me little

 

Kurt Hummel: get over it Finnegan.

 

David Thomson: I would get over it Finnegan have you seen raging Kurt? *shudders at memory of rage quit Kurt*

 

Blaine Anderson likes this

 

Blaine Anderson: Raging kurt is very attractive…

 

Finn Hudson: dude, that's my brother.

 

Blaine Anderson: and he's my boyfriend.

 

Finn Hudson: he likes me more :p

 

Blaine Anderson: -_- KURITE! HELLP!

 

Kurt Hummel: the love I have for you guys is COMPLETELY different… but if I had to pick favorite's…. lmao yah, not happening.!

 

Finn Hudson: DISLIKE

 

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Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel checked in at the Hilton hotel in New York

 

Blaine Anderson: Start spreadin' the news, I'm leavin' today I want to be a part of it, New York, New York!

 

Kurt Hummel: These vagabond shoes are longing to stray, Right through the very heart of it, New York, New York!

 

Burt Hummel: I take it you two made it to New York alright?

 

Kurt Hummel: Yes Dad, and we're only going to be gone 1 night.

 

Burt Hummel: I know, but you guys are my sons, I just want you to be safe… In more ways than one

 

Blaine Anderson: *blushes* You think of me as your son?

 

Burt Hummel: Of course, you live under my roof and you and Kurt are going to be married one day! So yes my son, and I love my sonS.

 

Blaine Anderson: Thanks Burt !

 

Kurt Hummel: I love that this happened over FACEBOOK!

 

Rachel Berry, Arite Freakin' Abrahms and 12 others like this

 

Blaine Anderson: hey Kurt, since your Dad thinks of me as his son wouldn't that make us brothers? :p

 

Kurt Hummel: O.O I swear Anderson you take that back or I am not afraid to break up with you.

 

Santana Lopez, Ryker Stret and 1 other like this

 

Blaine Anderson: Consider my above statement taken back! *begs Kurt's forgivness and wins with top secret puppy dog eyes*

 

Quinn Fabray: You guys are aDORKable! I love it!

 

Gavel McBang Bang: Bang Bang Bang

 

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Blaine Anderson: At the Harry Potter Convention with my lovely boyfriend Kurt Hummel ! LTT

 

David Montgomery, Finn Hudson and 16 others like this

 

Kurt Hummel: Wonders why he let Blaine Anderson talk him into this Harry Potter Convention in the first place.

 

Rachel Berry, LeRoy Berry and 34 others like this

 

Mercedes Jones: Poor Boo! If it helps we miss you!

 

Rachel Berry likes this

 

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Blaine Anderson: Just met Daniel Radcliffe! BEST DAY EVER

 

Kurt Hummel: *cough cough* Day we first kissed *cough cough*

 

Blaine Anderson likes this

 

Kurt Hummel: *cough cough* Dancing at Prom together *cough cough*

 

Blaine Anderson likes this

 

Kurt Hummel: *cough cough* First time you said you love me and I said it back *cough cough*

 

Blaine Anderson likes this

 

Blaine Anderson: Okay, I retract that statement, by far not the best day of my life!

 

Kurt Hummel likes this

 

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Blaine Anderson: On the road again…

 

Wes Montgomery likes this

 

Wes Montgomery: And when you get back we have an emergency Warblers meeting tomorrow at Davie's okay?

 

Kurt Hummel: Actually… we had plans to lie in bed and snuggle all day!

 

Wes Montgomery: Well, if you want a solo (or duet with Blaine your choice) at Sectionals next year, you will get your butt to the meeting tomorrow!

 

Kurt Hummel: *sighs because Wes has him by the balls* Fine….

 

Blaine Anderson: I don't really like that metaphor.! :(

 

David Thomson: I second that!

 

Wes Montgomery: I don't totally disagree :p

 

David Thomson: *smacks Wes for inappropriate comment*

 

Blaine Anderson: *growls protectively because he is the only one aloud to touch Kurt's balls*

 

Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, Puck Puckerman and 45 others like this

 

Blaine Anderson: *facepalms because that didn't come out right*

 

Finn Hudson and Burt Hummel like this

 

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Kurt Hummel: I wish I was straight so I could date Rachel Berry!

 

LeRoy Berry and Hiram Berry and Rachel Berry like this

 

Hiram Berry: We would love you as a son-in-law Kurt!

 

Finn Hudson: Dude! That's my girlfriend!

 

Blaine Anderson: Kurt? :'(

 

Kurt Hummel: 1) I AM GAY! 110 % 2) Blaine don't be sad Rachel Berry fraped me 3) even if I were straight I would NEVER date Rachel because even though I love her to death and she is one of my best friends, SHE IS SCICOTIC! 4) Finn… really, for you to understand me I am going to put this very simple for you! BOOBIES….. EWW!

 

Blaine Anderson, Mike Chang, Brittany and 34 others like this

 

Finn Hudson: Oh, okay thanks!

 

Blaine Anderson: I love you Kurt!

 

Kurt Hummel: I love you too Blaine!


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