Kurt Hummel is now friends with Richard Lathargo, John Kemptin and 12 others who attened Dalton Acedmy School for Boys

(Private Messaging between Kurt and Blaine)

Kurt: hey honey, are you almost done at Trent's?

Blaine: Yeah babe, just finished helping him set up the computer.

Kurt: Okay, I have an idea…

Blaine: Should I be scared? :p

Kurt: Maybe…..

Kurt : lol but seriously, Jeff and Nick have been fraping us since we met and I am sick and tired of it, so I was just messing around trying to guess his password and I did!

Blaine: Kurt are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Kurt: FRAPE! *Klaine edition*

Blaine: you are brilliant love, how did I get so lucky?

Kurt: Some people are just lucky like me and you, but hurry up and come home I can't frappe him alone!

Blaine: already on my way!

Jeff Sterling went from being 'in a relationship' to being 'single'

Nick Duval: What the hell Jeff! How about you talk to me first!

Wes Montgomery: What happened? You guys can't break up, it will ruin our group the sassy six! :'(

Nick Duval: Wesley I'm not as concerned about that right now as I am at the fact that the man I love just broke up with me over facebook!

Jeff Sterling: I blame the penguins.

Nick Duval: What the fuck Jeff! I'm being serious!

Jeff Sterling: Ribbit.

Wes Montgomery: awkward llama!

Nick Duval: GTFO WES! and Jeff what's wrong, why are you being stupid!

Jeff Sterling: I like cows, they moo a lot!

Nick Duval: Well, I hope you and your fucking cows are happy!

Jeff Sterling: Omg Nick! I didn't mean any of that I was fraped! Please baby, don't do this..

Nick Duval: Really :')

Jeff Sterling: Of course silly, I would never break up with you, especially not over facebook!

Nick Duval: Oh thank god! I love you, I'm coming over!

Jeff Sterling: I love you too and I am waiting for you!

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Kurt Hummel: I hate the Dalton blazer, why must I have to wear the same thing as everyone else? Because even at our SUMMER practices we are forced to wear them.

Wes Montgomery: *gasp*

John Kemptin: *gasp*

David Thomson: *gasp*

Jeff Sterling: *gasp*

Nick Duval: *gasp*

Cam Coopson: *gasp*

Richard Lathargo: *gasp*

Thad Haldwood: *gasp*

Trent Aiert: *gasp*

Gavel McBang Bang: *gasp gasp gasp*

Blaine Anderson: We've been over this baby, you LOVE the blazer!

Kurt Hummel: I retract my earlier statement about hating the blazer as I fear for my life at the hands of my fellow Warblers… *hides under rock*

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Sebastian Smythe posted on Blaine Anderson's wall: Hey hot stuff wanna get coffee (; ?

Kurt Hummel: Hey Bitch, I'm Blaine boyfriend, whom he LIVES with.

Blaine Anderson: SEBASTIAN! I TOLD YOU I HAVE A BOYFREIND WHOM I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH AND WILL NEVER EVER LEAVE, SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR WHITE TRASH BUTT AND GTFO MY FACEBOOK! OR SO HELP ME I WILL UNLEASH KURT ON YOU AND HE HAS SAI SWORDS ALL UP IN HIS HAIR, YEP THEIR EVERYWHERE.!

Kurt Hummel: Couldn't have said it better myself.

Kurt Hummel posted a picture on Sebastian Smythe's wall:

Mine, not yours!

Blaine Anderson: You are so hot Kurt!

Kurt Hummel: I try (:

Blaine Anderson: Pffft! Puh-lease! Your beauty is all natural my love!

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(Private Messaging between Blaine and Rachel)

Blaine: hey rach! can you do me a huge favor?

Rachel: sure whats up?

Blaine: I need you to get all the ND and Warblers to go to the chat room, but excluding Kurt and say excluding me when really I will be there

Rachel: ok?

Blaine: Just write this on your wall: All New Directions and Warblers (excluding Kurt and Blaine) go to the chat-room ASAP!

Rachel: ok? why may I ask?

Blaine: I need help with something for Kurt but he can't know so he has to think you are excluding both of us, which is completely normal!

Rachel: ok! I'm on it!

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Rachel Berry: All New Directions and Warblers (excluding Kurt and Blaine) go to the chat-room ASAP!

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Kurt Hummel: Oh no not again!

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(In the chat-room)

imastar – is everyone here?

itsbarbiebitch – here

asianfusionpartF – here?

asianfusionpartM – here!

Frankenteen – again guys I am playing COD but here!

hobomcbieber – here

sexshark – here *sighs*

sugarsweet – HEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEE!

hamandgirls – top of the morning to you!

satan – here

whereami – here

wheels – here!

GAVELMCBANGBANG – here here here

ILOVEWES – here

jeffypoo – here with nicky

nickypoo – here with jeffy

gayswagg – here

hartforheart – here ?

dapperboyfriend – Okay guys listen up!

sexshark – INTRUDER! ^^^^

frankenteen – Blaine GET OUT!

windowbusta - why is Blaine here I thought he wasn't supposed to be here!

imastar – GUYS calm down, he asked me to call the meeting so it would be a secret from kurt!

dapperboyfriend – thanks again Rach, now can everyone listen please! Yesterday Kurt and I were talking and it got as loving and stuff and I told him I would get him the stars…

itsbarbiebitch – aww!

asianfusionpartF – aww!

imastar – d'awwwwwwwwwwH

windowbusta – awww good job white boy!

hobomcbieber - *cough cough* show off *cough cough*

dapperboyfriend – you sick there sam? maybe you should see the doctor!

frankenteen – good one bro!

dapperboyfriend – thanks finn, anyways I plan on giving Kurt the stars like I said, so that is where you all come in. Now before you all flip out yes I know I can't give him real stars but I am going to do the next best thing.

I need the guys help to help me paint his ceiling to look like the sky *claps himself on the back for romantic thought* and the girls are going to have to take him for a sleepover while we paint.

frankenteen – did you ask Burt?

dapperboyrfriend – no finn, I am just going to paint HIS house without permission… OF COURSE I ASKED HIM FIRST

frankenteen – well, somebody is a bit snippy.

dapperboyfriend – sorry Finn! so will you help me?

imastar – of course we will, im setting it all up for tomorrow night. us girls will pick him up at noon tomorrow

dappeboyfriend – sounds like a plan! and guys can you come over around 2?

sexshark – see you then!

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Kurt Hummel: Shopping day and sleepover with my girls! Going to be exciting!

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Blaine Anderson: Boys Night! Wish Kurt was here though :(

Kurt Hummel: I'll be home tomorrow, see you soon love!

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Kurt Hummel: The awesome moment when you come home from a fabulous boyfriend sponsored shopping spree, to said boyfriend who gives you a beautiful gold chain with our anniversary engraved on it, then you go up to your room and see that said boyfriend has given you the stars, MY LIFE IS PERFECT! I love you Blaine Anderson!

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Blaine Anderson: And I love you!