Kurt grasped Blaine's hand tightly and attempted to straighten his collar around his cashmere top. All they had to do was hope that Finn kept his blubber-mouth shut like a good step-brother.

"Do you think he said something?" Blaine wondered, slowing his pace so it took them longer.

"Probably. We could actually get suspended, if they tell Mr.Shue..." Kurt sighed, turning the corner down the hall, only a few steps from the choir room.

Blaine leaned over and kissed Kurt's temple, tightening the grip in their intertwined hands.

"Whatever happens, I'm here with you. And that just means some more time alone at our houses on weekdays.." Blaine smirked and bit Kurt's earlobe slightly, bracing themselves for the harassment to come.

Kurt turned the knob on the choir room door, and felt a huge sense of relief when he noticed Mr.Shue wasn't there.

They had only been gone a good 15 minutes, so it was likely Mr. Shue left them alone today, practicing for Nationals.

The first person they encountered as soon as they stepped foot in the door was Santana, who walked up to them and gave them a pamplet. 

"How to Have Quieter Sex"

Kurt almost threw up as he read the title, handing it over to Blaine and staring at the group piling around him.

"You know Kurtie, not that Hobbit-Boy isn't screaming worthy, but all you have to do is cover your mouth." Santana ploundered, sitting down in her seat and smiling at the flustered look on the boys faces.

"Now I understand you guys are a couple and in love and everything, but this is a school setting and we have some practicing to do." Rachel clinged onto Finn's shoulder, he was still blanched of color.

"It was j-just.. Why were there no pants..." Finn stared straight into space, a look of confusion and horror still planted onto his features.

"Dolphin Sex is the best." Brittany smiled, less oblivious than Finn. That was a first.

Mike walked over and instantly high-fived Kurt, whispering a silent,

"Get some" as he pranced back to Tina, exchanging giggles.

Blaine's face was even more flushed than before, red as a firetruck and almost in tears. Kurt rubbed Blaine's shoulder and spoke aloud to the group.

"Yes, that happened. But can we drop it? We didn't make a huge fiasco when Finn and Rachel were making out on top of each other during lunch!" Kurt was starting to get annoyed at everyone, they were laughing all of a sudden. Apparently his best friends thought their sex life fucking hilarious.

"But that's different from having anal sex in a stanky closet filled with vomit-bags." Mercedes shot back, she still loved them to death but thought the whole act was amusing indeed.

"But it wasn't even an-" Blaine began, only to be interupted again.

"Yes Kurt, we all thought you were more sanitary then that. Even you too, Blaine." Quinn of course had to stick her pointy-nose in their business as well, offering her feedback. Unwanted feedback.

"Thanks guys. Glad to see you're all looking out for us." Blaine sighed, standing up and making his way over to the stereo. "Can we just start practicing?"

"Well we were, until we heard Kurt's moaning from Bumfuck, Egypt. Literally." Artie was quiet throughout the whole thing, until now. Sam started to laugh hysterically, punching Artie lightly. 

"So bad, So bad man.." Sam managed to get out between drones of laughter.

Sugar just kept filing her nails, sitting next to Rory. "I had sex in school once. It isn't as fun as you think." She said, keeping a straight face and just kept filing away.

"Sure you did." Rory managed, his irish accent heavy from all the extended laughter.

Blaine buried his head in his hands as Kurt kept rubbing his back. 

"Oh come on guys, we're just messing with you. I'm just happy my boys are gettin' some action." Puck smiled, patting both of their shoulders and turning the radio on. 

"I really think we shouldn't be wasting time on this, Nationals are coming up and it's extremely critical we get the vocals down for the first perform-" Rachel tried to throw out in one quick breath, easing the club to quiet down. 

Blaine and Kurt both exchanged glances and heaved an extreme sigh as "Wild Thing" by Tone-Loc filled the room, everyone laughing again.

"Well isn't this ironic.." Tina giggled, and the entire room, even Finn and Rachel, was rolling around the floor in huge piles of giggles, pointing and  exchanging sexual innuendos.

This is what Kurt and Blaine loved about the New Directions.