Author's Notes: It's Friday night, and I just drank like...5 coffees...let's do this ;)

End Notes: Blaine heard a rustling, and jolted awake. A man handed him a letter and ran away. Another meddling challenge. Great. He went down to Meddling Pitstop, and waited for the phone to ring. He looked up and saw that Russell was walking down the steps."What?! No way....you're camp meddler too!" Blaine whispered, knowing that everyone was only a few minutes away, and fast asleep."Yeh, I thought I was the only one! Man, this is going to be so much more fun now that there's two of us!" Russel laughed, hugging Blaine. The phone rang, and Blaine picked it up."Hello Blaine. You and Russell are both camp meddlers. Your next meddling mission will be to get the other celebs out of camp, hide their luxury items, and make them believe that the rangers came and took them, saying that they can't use them anymore. You cannot give them back until you give them their care packages""Okay, thank you"Blaine hung up the phone and turned to Russell."We have to get everyone out of camp, hide their luxury items and make them think that the rangers took them, saying that we can't use them anymore"Russell burst into a fit of laughter, causing Blaine to start laughing too. Once their laughter had sobered, they tried to plan how the would get everyone out of camp."I know! We can write a letter, saying that they all have to go on the Dingo Dollar challenge, and we have to stay behind to guard the camp!" Blaine grinned triumphantly, pleased with his idea."Yes! That's genius! Wait, where do we get the paper from?" Russell asked."I found some at the bottom of my bag, I guess it must have been left in there, and I had a pen in my pocket when I came here, I put it next to the paper""That's it then, we're sorted!"They bumped fists and went back to camp, wrote the letter, and went to sleep, ready to put their plan into action in the morning.~"Guys, there's a letter here, and it's addressed to all of us!"Blaine and Russell jumped up, glaring at Joe for waking them up."Don't look so moody guys! Not our fault you slept in" he winked."I have a fiance!""I have a girlfriend!" they shouted at the same time."I was just kidding, calm down guys! People would think that you're actually going at it!" he laughed."Kurt, if you're watching, there is nothing going on between me and Russell. I promise. I love you!" Blaine said, turning to the camera."Again, I was kidding Blaine. Calm down. I'm sure that Kurt knows that nothing's going on""Alright, alright, just read the damn letter" Blaine said, rolling his eyes."Celebrities. Today, you have all been chosen to go on the Dingo Dollar challenge. All of you expect Blaine and Russell. They have to stay at camp and keep guard. You must all leave immedietly to the challenge area. Good luck. Well...I guess we should go then"Everyone headed off, and as soon as they were gone, Russell and Blaine high-fived and laughed."That was so much easier than I thought it would be!" Russell laughed."I know! I thought it would take so much more convincing!"They went around, and stole everyone's luxury items and hid them all, including their own."Jeez Blaine, how much hair gel do you own?!" Russell asked, carrying an armful of Blaine's gel."I have more back home" Blaine laughed when Russell raised an eyebrow."Um, Blaine?""Yeh?""Where should we hide all of this stuff?"They looked at the pile of items and realised that they had nowhere to hide them."Wait, I know!" Blaine picked up half of the items and jogged off in the direction of Meddling Pitstop."Right! Of course!" Russell picked up the rest and ran after him.They dumped all of the stuff on a couple of logs and ran back to camp before everyone else got back.They had time to kill, so they decided to go have a shower. They were showering in silence, so when Russell started singing quietly, it startled Blaine."You make me, feel like I'm living a, teenage dream, the way you turn me on, I can't sleep, let's run away and don't ever look back, don't ever look back"Blaine felt tears slide down his cheeks, but thankfully the water from the shower hid that. Russell was still singing, and he needed to let out the sob that was building in his throat, so he grabbed his towel, muttering an "I'm finished, see you back at camp" before running back down to camp."Fuck Kurt, I miss you so much" he whispered, knowing that Kurt was watching."Blaine! Man, are you okay! You just ran off!" Russell ran down, now fully dressed."Yeh, yeh I'm fine, I was just finished" Blaine lied, pulling on a shirt and drying his hair with a towel."Woah!"Blaine turned round and raised an eyebrow at Russell."What?""Your hair! It's so curly!"Blaine chuckled, and ran a hand through his hair self-consciously. "I know, that's why I usually wear hair gel" he explained.Russell opened his mouth to say something else when the phone rang. Blaine ran up and answered it."Hello, Blaine? Your camp mates won today's Dingo Dollar challenge, so if you answer this question correctly, they will come home with prizes for the whole camp""Okay, sure""What is Dynamo's real name? Is it a) Steven Dynamo or b) Steven Frayne?"Blaine held the phone to his chest and turned to Russell."Is Dynamo's real name Steven Dynamo or Steven Frayne?""Dynamo would be too obvious, so...Steven Frayne""We're gonna go for Steven Frayne" Blaine said into the phone."Are you sure?""Positive""Okay, thank you"Blaine put the phone back and slumped in his hammock."What do we do now?" Russell asked."I guess we just wait"A few seconds passed before Blaine groaned in frustration."What's wrong?""My hair! I hate it curly. Kurt always tells me that it's adorable and cute, but I just hate it so much, and I hate the fact that the whole world can see me without hair gel right now, but I can't gel it because all of my gel is down in Meddling Pitstop, and the rangers are supposed to have taken our stuff as well, so I can't run down there and get it!""Wait...you're this annoyed about hair gel?" Russell folded his arms and raised an eyebrow."You should have seen me when I found out that I couldn't wear bowties on this show"Russell rolled his eyes and lay down in his own hammock.Soon, the rest of the camp came running in."I don't get why they needed all of us for that?!""Pretty sure that was a two man job""What was the point in that?!""GUYS, SHUT UP!" Blaine yelled, standing up from his hammock."What's wrong?" Kelly asked, looked around."The rangers came. They took all of our luxury items. They said that we can't use them anymore"Everything went silent before all hell broke loose."WHAT?!""They can't do that!""I'm going up there right now and I'm going to demand our stuff back!"Blaine got back in his hammock and lay face down in it. It was like being back in the New Directions. He felt a pang in his heart. He missed them all, come to think of it. Rachel, Santana, Britt, Finn, Quinn, Puck, Tina, Mike, Cedes, Sam...all of them. And, of course, his true love, Kurt. His soulmate. His teenage dream. His baby."BLAINE! What're you going to do about this?"He looked up to see Kelly looking at him expectantly."What do you mean 'what am I going to do about it?!'" He yelled."Well, you were down here, so what are you going to do?""Russell was down here too! Why does everything have to come down to me! Sometimes I am so damn sick of this place, and I just want to go home!""Stop acting like a baby Blaine! We've only been here a few days, and I'm sorry, but what is wrong with your hair! You look like Medusa!"Blaine jumped up and walked up to Kelly."Well, I would gel it back down, but I can't, can I?! And I'm sorry if I'm acting like a baby, but that's just how I feel! I know it's only been a few days, but that's how tough it is for me! I'm so dependent on him, he's my fucking anchor, I can't live without him!"Everything went silent again, and Kelly looked at him weirdly."We weren't talking about you boyfriend Blaine, we were talking about you, and how much of a baby you're being! You're so weak! You really are gay, aren't you!""HE'S MY FIANCEE!" Blaine screamed, before running off."Oh, nice one Kelly!" Lacey glared at her."Kelly, that was so rude! I can't believe you right now! And to make rude comments about his sexuality? He grew up in Lima, you don't think he's had enough of that earlier in his life?" Fearne yelled at Kelly."I-I-" she stuttered, looking shocked."No. Don't even bother. I can't even look at you right now"Lacey and Fearne ran after Blaine and found him by the lake, sobbing."Blaine, sweetie, are you okay?" Lacey asked.The two girls sat either side of him and wrapped their arms around him."We had a go at Kelly. She was out of order, she had no right to say any of that. Just remember that we all love you for you" Fearne said."I-I just...I was...in my Freshman year of High School, I got beaten up within an inch of my life by some homophobes because I went to the Sadie Hawkins dance with the only other gay guy in the school. It was so bad that I had to stay off school for the rest of the year due to my injuries. After my time off, my parents sent me to a private school in Westerville. Dalton Academy. They had an anti-bullying policy, so I knew I was safe there. I could hide behind the uniform. A couple of months into my Sophomore year, there he was. That's when my whole life changed. As I told you before, he transferred to Dalton, but then, after a while, he transferred back to McKinley, even though it was full of homophobes. I couldn't bare to be apart from him, I loved him too much, so at the beginning of my Junior year, his Senior year, I transferred to McKinley to be closer to him. But, as I said, there were homophobes there too. We were openly gay, in a relationship with each other, and in Glee club...that was like...a death wish. There was one time, the New Directions, the Glee club, performed a song in an assembly, and he was just so perfect that I had to do it, I had to kiss him, so I did. After performing a song with the Glee club, I kissed my boyfriend in front of the whole school. I payed for it big time. The jocks, they beat me up and told me that if I ever did something so disgusting again, they would kill me. I was completely paranoid until I left McKinley to go to college in New York. We got an apartment there, and it was New York. Everyone was so accepting. There were more people like us. We moved there and never looked back. It just...brought back the high school memories, I guess. I was just being ridiculous" Blaine wiped away his tears and bowed his head."You were not being ridiculous Blaine! What she said, that was unnacceptable, and when we go back to camp, I'm going to make sure she apologises. Okay?" Lacey hugged him again."Okay. I can go back now. She just really pissed me off" Blaine sighed."Sure. Come on, let's go"Fearne, Blaine and Lacey walked back, and everyone checked to make sure Blaine was okay. Kelly kept her distance, and didn't even look at Blaine."Kelly! Don't you have something you would like to say?" Fearne asked.Kelly sighed and walked towards Blaine. "I'm sorry Blaine. That was really insensitive of me. I hope you can forgive me""Don't worry about it Kelly. Just...don't do it again, okay?""Of course. I really am sorry Blaine"Blaine nodded, and tucked into his rice and beans that had been prepared when he was by the lake.Once everyone was in bed, Russell and Blaine got another note telling them to go back to Meddling Pitstop. When they arrived there, the phone rang. This time Russell picked it up."Hey. Yeh. Okay. That sounds....alright. Thank you" he hung up the phone again, and turned to Blaine."Okay, so this is the last meddling mission. After this, we can get everyone and ourselves the care packages. All we have to do is convince everyone that we're leaving the show tomorrow"Blaine nodded and they went back to bed. They could do this. They could.~Kurt was fuming. How dare that Kelly girl say that to Blaine? He clenched his fist, then let it go as he realised that there was nobody there to punch. Who gave her the right to say that? Nobody. That's who. Kurt sighed, knowing that there was literally nothing he could do, and went to bed. Blaine being in the jungle sucked. Bad.