Tina-Vampire Mike-bubbletoes Artie-Wheelz Mercedes-DivaQueen Burt: Baldy sugar-sparkles

The "Glee room"

Lucy: Sam what do you want to do tonight?

Biebster: Color me mine, we never did go last year

Lucy: Sam, I'm 18!

Biebster: sorry *blushes*

Sparkles: can I come?

Lucy: sorry Sugar, its a date kind of thing

Bubbletoes: Why don't you go dancing?

Lucy: *nods*

Biebster: *shakes head*

Bubbletoes: nvm then *sigh*

Unicorn: Who wants to go to Breadsticks say 'I'

DivaQueen: I

Vampire: I

DapperOne: I

Frankentein: I

MyHeadBand: I

Unicorn: meet you all there at 8?

Frankentein/DapperOne/DivaQueen/MyHeadBand/Vampire: *nods*

DapperOne: why do you wanna go to breadsticks?

Unicorn: I'm hungry, duh. why are you being such a dipshit today?

DapperOne: Oh, ok...sorry...*sobs silently*

Sparkles: dont be so rude Kurt, I thought better of you!

Unicorn: sorry, I'm just really hungry and even though its impossible, hormonal!

DapperOne: s'okay...wait what?

Sparkles: What's wrong with you Kurt?

SexyBitch: You were a moody bitch in Glee today lady face

Unicorn: Fuck off Santana. and thats rich coming from you!

DapperOne: *high fives Kurt*

Unicorn: *smirks at Santana

SexyBitch: Brittany come help me, I've got no come back

Duck: QUACK!

Vampire: Nice :P

MyHeadBand: ENOUGH WITH THE BITCH FIGHT!

Frankentein: Hey Rach, want me to pick you up?

MyHeadBand: thanks Finn,I would love that. see you in 5 :D

10 minutes later

MyHeadBand: Finnick Ray Hudson if you dont get your butt round here fast mine is going to freeze!

Frankentein: Car broke down, lucky Kurt was in the back with Blaine

DapperOne: Kurt your sexy when fixing cars ; )

Unicorn: blaine, not infront of the kids!

Duck: Quack!

MyHeadBand: finally...why is Blaine and Kurt both in greese?

Frankentein: Um...Kurt started it!

Unicorn: I didnt! Blaine just couldn't restrain himself so he got covered in my greese

DapperOne: Totally worth it

Baldy: are you mistreated my son?

DapperOne: no sir no *salut*

Unicorn: *Bangs head with hand*

Duck: Kurt don't result to self harm because your boyfriend is sexually active!

Unicorn: No Britts, it didnt even leave a mark

DivaQueen: can you guys hurry up, me and Tina are starving!

Vampire: pones tu culo de mierda aqu� ahora Hummel!

DapperOne: WOW, calm down Tina, we're nearly there!

Vampire: how'd you know what I said?

DapperOne: I'm a language wizard, and my mum's spanish...

Vampire: I guess I should apoliguise to Kurt

Unicorn: why, what did you say?

Vampire/DapperOne: ...

Lucy: Sam I know you wanted to suprise me but taking me to a kids play area...not fun!

Biebster: my sister loves it here!

Lucy: sam, shes 6!

Biebster: *hangs head in shame*

SexyBitch: I know what will cheer you up blondy! *winks*

Lucy: NO, he's mine Bitch!

SexyBitch: WOW, sorry Q

Unicorn: we are here. whats everyone going to order?

DivaQueen: chicken curry

Vampire: Pasta

DapperOne: Fish and chips (ikr!)

Frankentein: Breadsticks house special

MyHeadBand: Pasta

SexyBitch: so are you like sitting at a table chatting via phone with the people sitting next to you?

Frankentein/Vampire/Unicorn/DapperOne/MyHeadBand/DivaOne: *nods*

SexyBitch: wow, just wow

Duck: *shakes head in disaproval*

SexyBitch: Britts your one to talk, your on the toilet right now with your phone!

Duck: Quack?

SexyBitch: s'okay Babe

DivaQueen: Is that a peice of glass in my korma?

Unicorn: hahaha!

DapperOne: Flick it off

DivaQueen: its stuck in the chicken

SexyBitch: where abouts *winks*

Vampire: dont be so bloody Smutty, its only a breast of chicken

SexyBitch: wow, asian has a mouth

Vampire: *death glare* *bares fangs* I'm coming for you Lopez

SexyBitch: are you now *winks* I didnt think I was your type

Unicorn: Santana please, we are trying to eat here, and you constant referances to sex, really isnt helping the mood.

DapperOne: Kurt would making out in the toilets help?

Baldy: I'm warning you now boy, if I see any funny buisness. any at all, and you'll be locked in that cupboard without any meals for a week!

Unicorn: Dad, stop watching Harry Potter

Baldy: No, me and Carol are having fun

DapperOne: Kurt, can we please go to the toilets!

Baldy: *evil glare*

DapperOne: ooops, forgot you were there1

Baldy: do you use protection Blaine?

Biebster: HAHAHAH!

Puckster has logged on

Puckster: do you?

DapperOne: sure now Puck logs on

MyHeadBand: seriously, Kurt go with Blaine. The eye sex across the table is really uncomfortable

Baldy: Im warning you no-

Unicorn: yes we know Dad

Baldy: *frowns*

DapperOne: KURT!

Vampire: omg, Blaine!

Unicorn: FINE, yes. lets go to the bathroom!

Frankentein: Blaine is such a baby when it comes to not getting his way

Lucy: what happened?

Vampire: he started to cry, then scream. then he rolled on the floor kicking and screaming

Unicorn: Blaine your really not turning me on after what you just did

DapperOne: vete a la mierda

Vampire: BLAINE!

Baldy: what did he say?

Vampire: that he loves kurt *looks down at hands nervously*

Lucy: whats happening now?

DivaQueen: why do you care

Lucy: Sam is SO boring, I seriously need to get rid of him. talking to you guys helps

DivaQueen: well ok then, Kurt just came back in from the toilets with an annoyed look on his face. Blaine still hasnt come out yet...oh wait...thats him, he's out of the toilet

MyHeadBand: oh no, Kurt new marc Jacobs shirt is covered with water! *gulp*

Unicorn: NO! YOU GO BACK IN THERE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID. AND DONT YOU DARE COME BACK, YOU STAY IN THE CORNER FOR 18 MINUTES!

Sparkles: scary Kurt

Puckster: oh crap. the last time he sounded this angry was when I made him a birthday cake last year and it wasnt up to his standard

MyHeadBand: Puck, that was because it had a icing cock on it!

Puckster: oh yeah, then it got on his shirt and he burnt my jacket that I left in the hallway. good luck guys!

DivaQueen: *gulps*

DapperOne: Thanks, I think Kurt really has it in for me

Unicorn: did I say you got to talk to friends? your being punished blaine for your bad behaviour, so NO talking!

DapperOne: But-

Unicorn: NO!

Puckster: why 18 minutes?

Unicorn: thats how old he is

Puckster: thats why I lie, it makes getting middle schoolers easier! ;)

Vampire: *scoffs* your sick

Puckster: I know, that why I couldnt come with you guys to breadsticks

Vampire: thats not what I, you know what, never mind *shakes head*

10 minutes later...

DivaQueen/Vampire/Unicorn/MyHeadBand/Frankentien: WORST MEAL EVER!

DapperOne: easy for you to say, you weren't the ones standing in a corner for 18 minutes. did you know how many people asked if I was okay? it was SO embaressing. I will get you back Kurt

Unicorn: you deserved it blaine, you threw another hissy fit in the bathroom and splashed me with water!