Love in no man's land
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Love in no man's land: Chapter 3


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Story: Closed - Chapters: 3/? - Created: Jul 01, 2012 - Updated: Oct 27, 2012
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A week later I finally agreed to see Blaine. We decided that we would meet at the Lima bean and we would both bring a friend, just in case. I decided to bring Puck since he basically whined at me for the last couple days. Blaine had said he would bring one of his male friends since he doesn't have many close lady friends. I was so excited when I saw Blaine set a date that I was actually free on. The plan was simple, coffee and then a movie at the local cinema. Hopefully nothing to sappy or romantic. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I like sitting crying in a dark room with a load of strangers. Hopefully it won't be too awkward sitting next to him, last time I went to a cinema with Peter he spent the entire time sucking my neck and I grew a boner right there and then. OH GOD! why do I keep thinking about Peter, stupid arrogant, cheating, sleazy, ugly, smelly chef! I bet he likes to make some posh recipes and have Jamie serve it to him under candle light in some fancy empty restaurant.

Ok so not thinking about Peter isn't working that well, Great! I think I'm never going to get over him but at least there's this 'Blaine' who could help me forget a little bit. Yeah, maybe he could be my knight in shining armor, oh what a sappy thing to say. You know what...screw it, I would love to watch a sickly romantic movie surrounded by a load of strangers who are crying. Well done Kurt; officially have the stereotype back in place. Although I do kill people in the army, kind of. I've shot dummies but I haven't actually shot, shot anyone. I bet it would take a lot of getting used to. Puck says that it's a turn on for someone to be in the army, maybe it would turn on Blaine. OH nope, Kurt get your head out of that damn gutter! I seriously need to stop letting my mind wander, who knows where it will get me.

"Hey Kurt, phone's ringing!" Puck shouted from the lounge. I am right now washing up the dishes from lunch with the girls, the girls meaning Brittany and Santana; the . . ! Im dead serious, even though I'm like unicorn gay I still find them hot as hell. They don't make my fluffy parts go mad but they are easy on the eyes. We had chicken for lunch (nice way to change the subject) It was nice, It was tomatoey and herby, cooked and dead. I'm clearly not a vegetarian. Oh hello now Puck finally got off his arse and is answering the phone.

A few muffled voices and a few "aww mans!" and Puck comes out with Santana behind him.

"What's up Noah?" I asked eyeing him closely; he looked a cross of pissed and tired. Not the best in my opinion. Any minute now a bunch of red gooey stuff is going to pour out from his ears like lava.

He didn't reply and just handed my the phone. OK?

"hello?" I ask into the device, waiting for a reply...ok no reply. "HELLO!" I shout getting a bit annoyed..."Is anyone there?...-

They cut me off those little arseing # 3#$%%DWGF$C#Q #1##$4 Ok so mad Kurt just arose to show you all his magical rainbow colors, that was red and black. :)

"They cut me off!" I whined pouting on the phone I dropped abruptly on the table.

"Fine, I tell you. They need us to go to the centre tomorrow because they want to make sure we are all here and ready" Puck gushed, I could tell he was worried about my reaction since I might have talked about BLaine BLAINE blaine blaINE BlAIne and nothing else. *giggle* and NWO...oops wrong spelling..and NOW I can't see him. cue mega sad face! Puck hung his head low and I saw Santana smirking from behind him. My date with Blaine was going to be tomorrow but I guess that idea is now out of the window and is never going to happen

"Y'all fink dis is funny? Y'all bitches innit bruv!" I said, gangsta style. Which only make Santana smirk even more and Puck looked up and smiled a little.

"Your not angry?" He asked like he was worried for my mental health, seriously I'm not a bomb about to go off, I'm actually a really nice and calm person HAHAH! Nah, that didn't fool you even a little bit did it, I'm actually beyond pissed right now and the only thing not going all Lima Heights on his ass is the face that Brittany is in the other room feeding Kurtsie, her hamster that she keeps on a leash. She can't see such a violent thing as me attempting and failing to beat up Noah.

"I am angry you moron but It's my job, you know" I said with all the composure I could Conjure. Hahaha conjure that is such a big word for me. I normally can't think of really big boy words but I think that one was pretty good. I noticed Puck was nodding and looked slightly relieved, at least he didn't have to miss out on going out with a cute guy. Well actually he does but he wasn't that fussed if you asked me.

"Poor Kurt doesn't get his arm candy?" Santana said from the doorway, she was still wearing that evil bitch smirk; that cow is enjoying my misery isn't she. She knows full well how lonely I have been without Peter and now she is just being horrible, I thought she at least would know how being alone feels like since she has to live on her own. I didn't say anything back I just stuck my tongue out at her and she snickered and left.

I looked sadly at Puck and he gave me a sympathetic look, I felt depressed. :( My phone buzzed and I felt a little happier. But not when I picked up the phone and saw that it was Blaine, damn it! Now I have to tell him to stuff his date because I'm going on a six week holiday and won't be able to text from where I am. OH wait! This is…He just cancelled on me. Yeah right, It says here:

To Kurt

From Blaine

I'm so sorry but I have to go somewhere important tomorrow, family emergency

That, that?...meanie, yeah he is a big meanie head. I now wish I was the one to cancel on him rather than him cancelling on me; this feeling sucks balls! Wow strange timing to be honest wiv ya, I get a call saying I need to work tomorrow and am about to cancel on Blaine and he cancels on me! He must me phsycic, it's the only explanation!


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This was really good. If I had to guess I would say that both Kurt and Blaine will be seeing each other at that meeting. I really am liking this story and can't wait to see what happens next. I like how you write the friendship between Puck and Kurt and I like seeing Kurt portrayed as a manly individual instead of how Glee portrays him. I look forward to seeing what happens when Blaine and Kurt meet face to face. Thank you for writing such an interesting and fun story.

thank you so much. I hate how glee portrays him too. I prefer him when he isn't constantly relying on someone else. I'm sorry I've not been updating, I really don't have any time to :/