Nov. 2, 2012, 7:55 p.m.
Baby Penguin Fiasco: Grounded Phone Calls
K - Words: 1,162 - Last Updated: Nov 02, 2012 Story: Complete - Chapters: 23/23 - Created: Oct 04, 2012 - Updated: Nov 02, 2012 1,262 0 0 0 0
Kurt's dad had been terrifying for Blaine, he asked so many questions, as though Blaine was responsible for what happened. He noticed Kurt looked immensely embarrassed by his father's actions, but he couldn't really blame him, he was disappointed however when Kurt was indeed grounded, and he was sent back to Dalton. He couldn't help but feel like he failed Kurt in helping him. When he got to his room he noticed that Nick and Jeff still weren't back yet even though a few of the Warblers have arrived and had given him a welcome back pat on the shoulder or high five.
Blaine went straight to his room to check his phone which was ringing much to his surprise he immediately picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Blaine!"
"Kurt? I thought you were grounded!"
"I am,
"So...I'm guessing he stole your computer but not your phone?"
Kurt snorted.
"No, my dad thought it'd be funny if I was allowed to talk to my friends, but not allowed to go see them, or go shopping on weekends I'm not even allowed to the Lima Bean, besides I told him I needed to thank you,"
"But you already thanked me," Blaine told.
"He doesn't know that," Kurt replied.
Blaine laughed.
"You go to the Lima Bean?" Blaine asked.
"You know it?" Kurt asked.
"I go there all the time!"
"No way..."
"Well technically only weekends,"
"Ah...see not all the time! I go there before school and after school, and sometimes if we shop,"
"Coffee-a-holic?"
"Yep, the one and only,"
Blaine chuckled as he sat down.
"Coffee is everything good in this world," Blaine said.
"You my friend have a wonderful theory," Kurt agreed.
"Are you allowed to use any internet at all?" Blaine asked.
"Nope,"
"Not even Facebook?"
"Are you suggesting something Blaine Warbler?"
"My name's Anderson,"
"I like Warbler better,"
"Why's that?"
"No reason, and to answer your question no, but if you look under Kurt Hummel (Ohio) you're most welcome to add me and I shall return the favor when the parental guardian gives the O.K,"
Blaine shook his head. Kurt really was something.
"You're smiling aren't you,"
"That's an odd question,"
"No it's not,"
"How could you tell if I'm smiling?"
"I have physic powers didn't I tell you?"
"Oh I see...so did these physic powers predict me to be a stalking murderer yesterday?"
"Yes actually,"
"So why did you get in the car with a stranger?"
"Because you were cute, and I have as much sex appeal as a baby penguin so...I kind of need to take my options,"
Silence.
"I said that out loud didn't I?"
Blaine laughed.
"You think I'm cute?"
"Goodbye Blaine Warbler!"
"Wait...Kurt don't hang u..."
Damn it. He hang up.
I think you're cute too.
"Blaine my man!" Nick called as he interrupted his thoughts on Kurt immediately plotting himself on Blaine's bed.
"Make yourself comfortable I don't mind," Blaine said as Nick rolled his eyes, and Jeff soon did the same thing 5 minutes later.
"Sooooo...we heard from the Pucksta that you got yourself a boytoy..."
Blaine smacked Jeff hard on the shoulder.
"What?!"
"You named him the Pucksta? Also Kurt is not a boytoy,"
"It's his gansta name! He's a well known badass after all...Oh so Kurt's his name is it? What's he like... we know you want to tell," Nick grinned.
"Yes, do tell!" Jeff joined in with an identical grin. Blaine wasn't sure whether to be glad they're back, or kicking them out of his room when...
"Nick, Jeff, stop pouncing on Blaine every time you get back from your homes," Wes's voice appeared which Blaine turned towards his two friends Wes and David in his doorway and beamed at them.
"Joy kill,"
"Isn't it kill joy?"
"Nope,"
"Hey guys!" Blaine called as they waved and also made themselves comfortable.
"So what's this about a boy?" David asked.
Blaine groaned.
...He was not going to get out of this one.
...after half an hour of ordering Pizza from Nick which he said was a must, and putting on Lord of the rings from david they were all gossiping like school girls by the time Blaine finished telling them the story.
"So Kurt said you're pretty?"
Well he didn't mean to say it...Blaine thought.
"Yep,"
"And you're still not going to do anything about it?"
"Nope,"
"Why not!?"
"Yes, why not?"
"Guys, Blaine's being quite reasonable here," Wes declared.
"No he's being an idiot," David offered during the bite of his pizza.
"I agree with the nigga," Jeff nodded.
Nick rolled his eyes.
"Even I don't say Nigga..."
"GUYS!" Blaine demanded attention, each head snapping towards him.
"Do you really think I should tell him?"
"YES" They all chorused.
"I told him he was beautiful, and he kind of freaked out,"
Okay Blaine, you didn't have to give them that detail.
"Say what?"
"When was this?
"After he came out of the shower..."
He could hear them groaning but when he looked up from his slice of pizza they all showed innocent faces.
Ha..nice try guys.
Maybe this wasn't a good idea, he probably should have asked Kurt if it was okay for him to talk to his friends about him, but then again that would have been creepy, maybe he should have kept it a secret, but then again Kurt was gorgeous, and he rarely got the opportunity to talk to his friends about a guy that was A) Pretty B) Gay and C) Was a potential boyfriend material, not that Kurt was material or anything...omg tell your mind to shut up BLAINE.
They were all staring at him.
"You've got it bad," David grinned.
"I do not, anyway guys, he's grounded so I probably won't be able to contact him,"
"Didn't he say something about adding you on Facebook?" Nick asked.
Blaine nodded.
"His glee club was the New Directions, wasn't it?" Jeff also raised an eyebrow. Blaine frowned, did he tell them their competition? Crap.
"Blaine you might wanna see this," Wes's expression was too much to bare as he followed Jeff's gaze on Youtube.
Huh?
He moved from his spot to where everyone was huddling behind the computer and read the title on the screen.
"Kurt did solos?" He asked aloud.
"SHH!"
Madonna 4 minutes...
Woah...
Okay, if he doesn't snap out of it, he will surely suffer a heart explosion.
Kurt Hummel was one damn sexy baby penguin.
You have to tell me about your...cheerleading professional skills Kurt Hummel I'm impressed - B
Oh god...how did you get a hold of that? - K
Never mind how! I must hear the story! -B
I'm still not convinced about you not being a creepy stalker...this by the way isn't helping your case - K
Well I'm pretty sure baby penguin is the total opposite of what I'm seeing in this video, so...let's just say that not all is as it seems...- B
Did you just quote Alladin? - K
I don't know Kurt, you tell me, did you just predict me quoting Alladin? - B
You're unbelievable - K
I'm positively charming - B
Right...I'll let my physic skills figure that one out - K
Goodbye Kurt! - B
SENDING A BABY PENGUIN WAS NOT FUNNY BLAINE ANDERSON, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! - K
THIS WAS PAYBACK WASN'T IT?
...BLAINE!
Maybe...
"Blaine stop grinning at your phone you look like an idiot!" Wes hit him on the shoulder with his gavel.
"Calm down Wesley, he's in love,"
Blaine was starting to believe in love at first sight.
It could be possible.
Take care Kurt, don't go to any parties tonight!-B
I hate you - K
Not all is as it seems - B