Author's Notes: Soooo...Thoughts??
"Whats up everybody! The name is Mitch and Im here to tell you a tale of two very interesting soulmates. Their names are Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel of course. I mean seriously like you didnt know that considering the website that you are currently on." Mitch smiles as he takes a sip of his drink wiggling his eyebrows at you readers.
"Come on stop prolonging the story! Its a juicy one you guys!" A smiling Scott says as he jumps on Mitch and starts to tickle him but Mitch throws him off and glares.
"Ugh stop!!" Mitch yells as he gives Scott the evil eye. "You know damn well that I hate being tickled!" He tells him as he straightens his hair and get serious again.
"Anyway I bet youre wondering who are these lovable weirdos talking to you? How do we know this story?" Scott speaks up as sits up and nudges Mitch and he smiles at him.
"Hello readers! Welcome to BBs account! Let me tell you a bit about her.... She is a Capricorn, she is currently 24, she do Nurse Assistant work for a living and she the most gayest and weirdest person you would meet on the internet!.... I mean that in the best way possible..." He stage whispers and winks. "Seriously who considers themselves a weirdo adult baby and get their hips pierced...twice?" Mitch asks as he makes a face thats makes them both laugh. "Make sure to review, favorite and track this story! Anyway as I said before name is Mitch Grassi and this adorable oaf is Scott Hoying."
"We are in a little group called Pentatonix and we have a YouTube channel named Superfruit and its the best show on the internet! Make sure to subscribe!" Mitch finishes as he smile brightly.
"Okay getting off topic again Mitchy!" Scott teased. "Like he said my name is Scott." He confirms as he waves. "So how do we know so much about this story you ask? Well because we really are the writer portraying us but lets stick to the story line and use our imagination a bit why dont we?" He says as the does a flourish with his hand and they burst out laughing.
"Okay well we know about this story because it was a big story on the news a while back. Nobody can explain the outcome or how it was even possible but hey the soul and heart wants what the soul and heart wants." Mitch says shrugging.
"Its a story of friendship, confusion, betrayal, heartache, possible brainwash? Blah blah blah. You just gotta keep reading to experience it all!" Scott says while gesturing with his arms and hands.
"Seriously how?! None of the experts can even figure it out! Anyway off subject again. We are here to tell you the story about how they went from besties...." Mitch trails off.
"To enemies..." Scott fills in but trails off as well.
"To soulmates!" Mitch dramatically gasps with his hand over his heart making Scott laugh.
"This is a "Klaine" only zone where they are endgame right?" Scott ask squinting.
"Is that the case in this story? Or will you be heartbroken?" Mitch cocks his head to the side sadly and Scott awws at him.
"We know what happened to them. Oh my god its totally crazy and heartbreaking and unexpected and arrrrgh everything between Sunshines and rainbows to tornadoes and flying houses! Yes a wizard of oz reference...Dont judge my life!" Scott says sassily and pointedly ignore Mitchs whisper of Im totally judging you.. "I could be an asshole and spoil it and tell you if they ended up together or not....but whats the fun in that?!" Scott says looking offended.
"Okay before we run out of time and the writer pees on herself lets get to the beginning why dont we?" Mitch asks while fixing his hair again and smiling.
"Before we begin let this be known we have 100% permission to tell this story word from word from their own mouths. You see Blaine is my bestfriend... Are you jealous bitches??" Scott says proudly as Mitch rolls his eyes smiling at him.
"And the awesomely sexy Kurt so happens to be my bestfriend... Yeah you bitches should be jealous! Anyway without further ado!" Mitch says as he does a little dance
"Enjoy this story because were only telling you once! Its called Challenges and Changes! Or C&C 2.0 If you will. If you are ready for all the juiciness of this story we must start from the beginning when shit went down." Scott says shaking his head.
"Were taking you back to klaine at age of 9." Mitch smiles as he gets comfy on the bed.
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Blaine softly pumps his legs on the swing set as he thinks about earlier. He shook the thoughts away as he looks over at a scared looking Kurt on the other swing. He knows something is wrong by the way Kurt is biting his lip. "Whats wrong? Do we need the sharing tree?" He asks but Kurt shakes his head in response.
"N-no um...C-can we g-go back to your house n-now?" Kurt asks sheepishly.
"Sure.... Are you ok Kurtie?" Blaine asks and Kurt shakes his head
"Y-yeah Blainey Im ok." Kurt responds as he nervously looks around at the bigger boys making faces at him. He hangs his head as they walk across the park to Blaines older sister and let her know they are ready to go.
Kurt and Blaine have been bestfriends since the they were 3. They were practically inseparable from since the day they met. They did almost everything together sometimes even bathed together. Kurt didnt have many friends most of the other boys thought he was weird. So they started to tell everybody that he had cooties so that nobody wanted to play with him. Although they have grown out of the cooties phase by now most kids still stayed clear of him. They called him names and threw things at him. The bigger kids were worse. When nobody was looking they would put gum in his hair, throw food at him and knock him into and off of things. The only time they left him alone is when he is around Blaine.
Blaine on the other hand was well liked and was friends with mostly everybody. So he could stop them sometimes from messing with Kurt. All the other kids didnt understand why he hung around Kurt. He doesnt care what they say though because he thinks Kurt is awesome! He is pretty, nice and so funny! He has some of the best toys and movies! His mom makes the best cookies! His dad is scary but very funny when he yells at the tv.
Blaine sighs quietly as he thinks about what happened earlier again.
Blaine was washing his hands after using the restroom before he went back outside for recess with everybody else. All of a sudden David Karofsky and his other friends Azimio and Noah came in blocking his way to the door.
"Sup guys?" He asks as he turns around and reached for a paper towel to dry his hands with. He had a bad feeling about this in his belly.
"Where is your weird little girlfriend?" David asks him and he rolls his eyes and frowns at him.
"What are you talking about D?" He asks as he tries to move past the bigger boy but he was pushed up against the wall before he could even take a step. He looks up with wide eyes at the David. "W-what are you doing man?"
"You know what Im talking about smarty pants. You need to ditch the girly freak or else." David tells him as he pushes him harder into the wall. Blaine winces and looked up at the bigger boy with wide eyes.
"Or else what?" Blaine asks timidly before being let go and punched in the stomach. He yelped as a hand pressed against his lips as two others big boys held him up.
"Shut up before we get in trouble!" David hisses as he punched him again with the hand not covering his mouth. "Or else you get start getting picked on too! Blaine we like being your friend and we dont want to have to start picking on you. Everybody thinks you are cool like us." David says gesturing to the two other boys behind him nodding their heads. "Everybody likes you and if you want to keep it that way you need to get away from him.
"I dont care about everybody else or being cool he is my bestfriend!" Blaine defends himself after David moved hand off his mouth.
"You cant be friends with us and him at the same time! He is a freak of nature B!" David says as he punches him again. "Since you are my friend Ill give you some time to choose. Choose him and youll get his treatment even worse than he does. Think about it pal." He finishes as he pushed him into the wall again and walked out leaving Blaine there shaking at the threat. He couldnt possibly ditch his bestfriend....Could he?
"Blaine? Were bestfriends forever right?" Kurt fidgets nervously as he sits on the edge of Blaines bed. Blaine looks over at him then down at his shoes wondering if Kurt could read his mind. He doesnt think much of the threat but he doesnt want to be bullied. But Kurt is his bestfriend and he is one of Kurts only friend. He doesnt want to ditch Kurt but he is so much smaller than the other kids.... But still he doesnt care about the threat he cant just ditch his friend like that. Yup he made up his mind. The other guys are mean so he can ditch them and he and Kurt can fight back together.
He sighs and looks back up at Kurt. " Whats wrong Kurtie?" Kurt pulls his legs to his chest and bites his lip again.
"I-" Kurt trails off and starts again "At recess when you went to the restroom some of the kids were talking about soulmates. All the boys was talking about having girl soulmates and remember how cooper got his mark and it was a girl name?" He asked quietly.
"Yeah?" He finally sits down on the other end of the bed.
"DK told me no girl would ever want to be soulmates with a girly loser like me. What if he is right....What if I dont get a girl soulmate?" He asks as he pulls his legs closer to him scared about the secret he is about to reveal.
"Dont listen to him Kurtie. Of course you will get a girl soulmate! Its not like you can have a cute little kitten as a soulmate silly." Blaine tells him. Both boys were unaware of the presence in the door threshold.
"David said no girl would want a freak like me and Ill end up with another freak.... Like a-a boy.... What if he is right and I dont get a girl soulmate but I get a boy instead?" He asks softly not looking up. Blaines grandmother Mary listens intently at the boys conversation.
"Dont listen to that meat head. You are not a freak. You will get a girl soulmate. Girls are suppose to be with boys and boys are suppose to be with girl." Blaine says softly.
"W-what if I dont want a girl soulmate though?" Kurt whispers and falls quiet shaking a little.
Blaine looks at him confused "What do you mean?"
"What if I want a boy soulmate?" Kurt asks softly as he starts rocking back and forth.
"B-but Nana said boys cant be with boys...She says its wrong. She said it says so in the Bible. So you cant have a boy soulmate..." He stammers out confused at his friends words.
"Rachel has two dads that are soulmates. What if I want to be like them? Would you still be my bestfriend?" He says really quietly.
Blaine furrows his eyebrows in confusion at that statement. " Of course I promised that I would but Why?" He asks as he starts biting his lip.
"I dont know. Its just how I feel inside. I dont think i feel that way about girls like the other boys do." He says quietly and waits for his bestfriend to respond. Mary clenches her hands into fists at the conversation she is listening to.
Blaine eyebrows shoot up at this statement. But before he can respond Mary knocked at the door.
"Blaine come here for a sec please." She says glaring at Kurt but he doesnt see it too busy looking at his arms wrapped around his legs.
"Yes Nana?" He asks softly as they get downstairs.
"Couldnt help but hearing your little conversation. I wont allow queer talk in my house boy. I want you to send him home before his disease rubs off on you. I dont want to see you around him anymore understand me?" She hissed at him and he looks up with wide tearful eyes.
"But Nana! He is my bestfriend! Im the only friend he has I cant just not speak to him anymore! I promised to be his bestfriend forever and you told me never to break promises! I wont do it!" He tells her crossing his arms waiting for her to get upset at him for talking back.
"Dont back sass me boy! Get rid of the queer before I get rid of you!" She says angrily at his disobedience as he wipes tears from his eyes."
"You wouldnt really get rid of me would you? You love me. Im your Blainey bear remember?" He asks timidly. "Why is everybody upset about my friendship with him? Whats so wrong with me having him as a friend Nana!" He asks as his bottom lip wobble as he wipes the tears off his face.
"See! His queerness is already affecting you! Ill send you away if I have to! Ill send you off with your mama and let her try to sale you for drugs again! No grandson of mines will be a butt boy or be friends with fags. Girls are suppose to like boys. Boys are suppose like girls thats the way its meant to be! Send him home now! You arent allowed to see him anymore. If I catch you anywhere near him Ill send you away to foster care and have somebody else take care of you! Or a boot camp or something!" She huffs but when she sees his scared face she relaxes.
She grabs his face in her hands and kiss his forehead. "Sorry Blainey bear I didnt mean to get that upset. I do love you and I want whats best for you. But what he wants is wrong and you cant be friends with somebody like that. Nana knows best remember that ok? Send him home and leave him be. Or I just might send you away." She kisses him again wipes his eyes and walks away looking for her lighter mumbling something about abominations.
He walks to the hall bathroom and washes his face. He shakes his head at what he is about to do. Sorry Kurtie but I cant be friends with fags.He thinks as he walks back up the stairs to his room to break the news.
Kurt chews his lips again tasting blood as he waits for Blaine to say something when he returns.
"I think you should go home Kurt." Blaine whispers into the silent room.
Kurt snaps his head up and finally looks in Blaines direction voice breaking "Wha-what.."
Blaine has his head down drawing patterns in his carpet with his toe..
"I cant be friends with you anymore Kurt. Girls are suppose to like boys. Boys are suppose like girls thats the way its meant to be. I cant be friends with a fag sorry Kurt." Blaine replies in a sad voice.
Kurt eyes burn with tears at these words. "Whats a fag? But Blaine Rachel dads are soulmates remember! Its not like its against the law or nothing. Please dont be do this! The big kids will kill me without you! Youre my only friend! I need you." He whimpers out and Blaine still wouldnt meet his eyes.
"Please! Im your best friend!" He tries to stop his voice from cracking and the tears from falling as Blaine looks anywhere but at him.
He moves forward to stand next to Blaine when the honey eyed boy finally looks up with eyes full of tears as he utters his next few words
"Not anymore. Now leave please." He says sadly.
Kurt stops in his tracks letting his tears flow freely as he tries to reach for Blaines hand but Blaine snatches his hand away
"Blaine please dont do this. Youve been my best friend since we were 3! Were suppose to be friends forever remember? Youre suppose to be the first person I tell when I get my soulmate mark!" he says sadly as Blaine backs away from him.
Blaine sees it wont be easy to get him to leave. He figure if he acts like those big kids he can make him leave before his Nana comes back and get upset and send him away. So he glares at Kurt.
"Why would I want to know about your mark now? You want a boy! All this time those other kids were right. You are a freak! I thought they were being mean. I took up for you! Got punched because I was friends with the weird kid that sounds like a girl! Please just leave Kurt."
Blaine pushed Kurt towards the bedroom door while Kurt sputtered on his words to change his bestfriends mind. Blaine slammed the door in his face and Kurt turned and ran out the house sobbing past a happy looking Mary Anderson.
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Kurt came bursting through his front door crying and ran up to his room and slammed the door. His parents looked at eachother questioningly before Elizabeth gets up.
"Dont worry honey I got it." She got up and went upstairs to see Kurt faced down on his bed sobbing with a pillow clutched to his chest. She didnt say anything just sat down and rubbed soothing circles in his back.
"Mommy!" Kurt cried and threw himself at her.
"There, there baby its okay. Can you tell me whats the matter?"
Kurt cried for a few more minutes before finally sitting up wiping his tears and speaking. "I told Blaine a secret and now he doesnt want to talk to me anymore." Tears keep flowing out of his red swollen eyes.
"Can you tell me what you told him?" Elizabeth asked calmly as her heart broke at her baby in her arms
Kurt starts shaking and wouldnt meet her eyes nervously biting his sore lip. What if I tell them and they dont love me anymore too? he thinks before he burst into fresher tears shaking his head. Burt looks on from the door heart aching at the sight in his sons room.
"I-i dont want y-you to g-get upset w-with me a-and stop l-loving me t-too!" He sobbed out and he tightened his grip on his mom.
Elizabeth frowns at that and pulled him off of her grabbing his shoulders. She smiles at him and wipes his tears. "Baby there is nothing in the world that can ever stop me from loving you ok? Youre my baby boy and always will be no matter what." She tells him and pulls him in her lap and hold him tight.
He takes a deep breath and says "I told him that this boy named David told me no girl would want to be soulmates with a girly loser like me. He told me no girl would want a freak like me and Ill end up with another freak...A boy...Blaine told me dont listen. Then I asked WhatIfIWantedABoySoulmate?..." He finished quietly and quickly and buried his face his his mom neck.
"Can you repeat that a little slower baby." Elizabeth replies while rocking him a little.
He takes another deep and says a little louder. "I asked what if I wanted a boy soulmate. Please dont be mad." He glances up and sees his mom smiling and his dad sitting next to them smiling too.
"We already knew that you would ask that one day Kurtie." His mom tells him as she kisses his head.
He looks at her with curiosity in his eyes "How?"
His dad chuckles and ruffles his hair earning a glare from his son. "Were your parents dont you think we know our boy. Plus for your third birthday you asked for a sensible pair of heels. What boy that like girls ask for those?" Burt chuckles again.
Kurt giggle then remembered Blaines reaction and his eyes start to water again thinking about his (ex) bestfriend reaction. Elizabeth of course noticed and hugs him
"Whats a fag?" He asks softly hoping he is not saying a bad word and will get in trouble.
Elizabeth tenses and looks over at her husband as Burt starts mumbling under his breath angrily then sighs. "Thats a mean word idiots call gay men or boys. Where did you hear that awful word?" He asks angrily but he softened up when he looked down at his scared son. "Its ok Im not upset at you I promise." He smiles at Kurt as he climbs into his lap and hugs him.
"Blaine left with his Nana but came back and said he cant be friends with a fag." He tells them voice shaking. Missing the shared look they just had. "Does that mean Im gay? Am I fag? He said boys cant be with boys and that its wrong. Is something wrong with me?" He asks in a whisper.
Elizabeth gasped as tears appeared in her eyes. Burt turns red in anger at this. "There isnt anything wrong with you son. Never let anyone tell you otherwise. You hold your head high and keep on going. Remember Nobody pushes the Hummels around okay?" He asks and feels Kurt nod his head before he pulls back to look at his parents. Burt kisses his head and mutters "Now do you want me to get my shotgun out and go have a little talk with Blaine?"
Elizabeth notices Kurt contemplating it in his head and shot Burt a scolding look. "No Burt just leave him be. He is only 9. Theres a lot boys their age dont understand yet." She turns to Kurt and give him a sad smile.
"Just give him time baby. Now do you want a snack?" He shakes his head
"I think I want to take a nap"
His parents nod and leave him to his thoughts. What if he doesnt speak to me again? was his last thought before he fell asleep with tears rolling towards his pillow.
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Meanwhile down the street Blaine lets the tears fall down his face. He just lost his bestfriend. He wiped the tears away angrily and thinks Oh well at least I have other friends trying to cheer himself up. Normal friends like his Nana said and not a queer like Kurt.
As soon as Kurt ran out the house crying Mary made her way up to his room. "Good job! Now stay away from that queer. Wipe those tears out of your eyes! Its for the best! Get yourself some normal friends and forget about him. Oh! Were going to church tonight! You need to pray his illness off of you." She smiles at him as she closes the door leaving him to deal with guilt.
He falls starfish on the bed and let himself cry. He is confused. He doesnt know why his Nana and the other boys want him away from Kurt so bad. He dont care if Kurt wants to be with another boy forever thats his business. Nana Mary said its wrong to want that but he doesnt care if thats what Kurt wants that he is -was- his bestfriend and he wouldnt have loved him no less for that. But his Nana says its for the best then maybe it is. He doesnt want to be bullied or sent away anyway so problem solved he guess.
"Im sorry Kurtie" he mumbled then laid down and promptly fell to sleep.
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"Okay guys thats the beginning of this re-write!" Scott says brightly
"Until next time fellow Klainers! Mitchy needs his beauty sleep!"
Scott scoffs at him "Youre always beautiful." Mitch rolls his eyes and they laugh. "Make sure to track and review this!" Scott finishes.
"Next chapter should be up soon. We are just getting started here and you dont want to miss this! Remember we are only telling this once so pay attention! Also remember the writer is writing on her phone so be patient...Oh! And she has no Beta so if you see any mistakes let her know...and she needs to take her ass to bed before she fall asleep at work tomorrow." Mitch glares and laughs.
They blow kisses and sing their signature signing off "Goodbye" song.