Title: Dalton Academy?

Characters: Kurt H., Blaine A.

Summary: AU. Kurt and Blaine had been best friends since they were 9. Blaine suddenly moved the beginning of the school year leaving Kurt. Will Kurt ever find Blaine again? Will they become more than friends? Mpreg. Badboy!Blaine

Genre: Romance, Drama

Rating: M

Multi-Chapter

Authors note: I changed some things in this story to make it more understandable:

1) Burt met Carole when Kurt was eleven.

2) Kurt never had his crush on Finn

3) Burt never had his heart attack

I think i have it all. If I missed anything just tell me and i'll add it to the list.

Chapter: 21

Dalton Academy?

(15 years old)

[2 months along, 2 ½ weeks later]

*So here’s what you missed on 'Dalton Academy?' Wendy was bragging on how she lost her virginity to a certain bad boy. She said Blaine's cock is HUGEEEE! And that he's good in bed. Who was she talking to? SANTANA. Santana told her Blaine was gay and was in love with the one and only KURT HUMMEL. Wendy turned around and watched Blaine look at Kurt with hearts in his eyes, get angry, and drag her into a janitor’s closet for a blow job. That not what only happened. When thy walked out of the closet the bumped into THE KURT HUMMEL. Blaine and Kurt both went misty eyed and ran into each other's arms. Crying their eyes out hugging. You may think they've gotten together. WRONG! Kurt asked the question. YES THEE QUESTION. How many people did Blaine have sex with when they were broken up? We'll the true answer is 10 or 11. About 3 fucks a day. Not counting Wendy's fuck. That’s nothing, you may think. But to Kurt that is a big deal. He said, and I quote:

"What type of rep do you want the twins to have? Their father was a man whore when he broke up with their dad WHEN HE WAS PREGNANT. Is that the type of thing you want them to hear?” END QUOTE. Kurt called him a pig soon before that happened. The second time was pretty harsh. Blaine sang 'TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE' to Kurt without knowing Kurt was there. He explained to the glee club how he was in love with Kurt and thought it may never leave. Kurt walked in, told him he loved him too, and shared a passionate kiss. AGAIN you may think everything has gone back to normal. WRONG ONCE AGAIN.

Kurt told Blaine that he couldn't do this and left the room. Blaine broke down into tears. In front of the glee club. His head in his knees sobbing hard. Soon after Blaine started to hyperventilate. Man I love that word. And that’s where MERCEDES JONES took over. She kept telling Blaine to get up and COMMANDED Finn to go find Kurt to see if he could make anything better. Kurt walked into the room, grabbed Blaine's face and looked into his eyes for a few minutes. He found LOVE in his eyes and they shared a very passionate kiss. Blaine. Being a bad boy and all. Deepened this kiss right away. Did I miss anything? OH YEAH. Wendy Told Blaine he took her virginity.

“I’m Pregnant.” Wendy confessed.

   Blaine stared at Wendy with his mouth dropped.

"Wh— What? Are you sure?"

"Positive. I took six pregnancy tests."

"Oh— oh god," Blaine said breathing heavily. "But we used a condom."

"I know but it could have broken or something." She said tears filling her eyes once again.

"I don't want to have a child." She said crying into her knees.

"How about you give birth to it and everything but I get to keep it." Blaine said looking at her.

"Okay but I want nothing to do with it. I don't even want to hold it once it comes out of me. It goes straight to you. GOT IT?"

"Got it. Now I have to go tell Kurt what’s going on. Hopefully, I pray to god he doesn't get angry. I need my boyfriend back."

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"Pssssst! Kurt!" He whispered into the choir room to a Kurt who was having a deep conversation with Mercedes. He heard his name being whispered so he turned towards the door. Blaine motioned him to come (No Pun Intended Dirty Minds. Well, guess that means I got a dirty mind for pointing it out. Anyways YOLO. On with the story) outside. Kurt excused himself and went outside.

"Yes?" he asked going towards Blaine who was leaning on a locker.

"Please don't hate me!" Blaine speed talked.

"Well, when you start a conversation like that it gets me worried."

"Well i'll explain then. Do you remember when I told you I fucked Wendy?"

"Wendy?"

"The blond cheerio I called Babe."

"Ah. Yes."

"Well, she’s pregnant."

"Your sperm gets everyone pregnant huh."

"I had a condom! I guess it just ripped or something. But I took her first time. So she hadn't fucked anyone since."

"Are you sure she's pregnant."

"Positive. She took six tests."

"What are you going to do with the child?"

"I want to keep it. She doesn't want to be in its life so."

"Three children and still in high school. That’s a story to remember."

"Please only just be one child! Wait... Since you’re, you know, having twins. How bout I move in with you? Make things easier when the twins are born."

"Oh my god I would love that! I just have to ask my dad first."

"I have to tell my mom. Maybe she'll give me my cigarettes back."

"Really? You want to smoke."

"Kurt. I've smoked everything. Weed, pot, hookah, cocaine, etcetera. I started smoking cigarettes when I was fourteen. My mom found out when I was fifteen and made me quit. Which I didn't. And I've been smoking secretly since then."

"Are you serious? That’s why you looked so at ease with it." Kurt said with a laugh. Blaine smiled and looked at Kurt adoringly.

"You better not smoke in front of the kids. I don't want them to think smoking is good."

"I won’t baby." Blaine said leaned in to kiss him. Kurt met him half way. They kissed as Blaine moved Kurt to lean on the wall. Blaine put an arm on the wall so he towered over Kurt who was not able to wear his doc martin’s which made him taller, Blaine was now officially taller than Kurt due to his convers which added height. Kurt caressed Blaine's cheek as Blaine changed his heads position to get deeper.

Kurt moaned into Blaine's mouth and Blaine pulled him closer by the hips. Someone cleared their throat in the hall way.

  "Ah'hem!" They pulled away from each other Kurt doing his signature make out move. Swallowing Blaine's spit.

"You two should be in the choir room with the rest of the club." Mr. Shuester said pointing towards the door.

"Nope, Kurt's gotta be in the choir room. I've gotta go to Detention. Which it’s been, half an hour, and I'm not there yet. You know what? I'll just stay in the choir room."

"Blaine, you have to go to Detention."

"I don't want to."

"Blaine..."

"Do you have cigarettes?"

"No. I don't smoke. And I think you are too young to be smoking too."

"I've been smoking since I was fourteen. Do you think I really give a shit?"

"Blaine. Detention. Go."

"Nope... I'm off to go get me a box of cigarettes. Bye." Blaine said pecking Kurt then leaving.

"Man I love that tongue ring." Kurt mumbled walking into the choir room.

"Ooo! Who has a tongue ring? I love tongue rings." Santana asked.

"Who do you think?"

"BLAINE HAS A TONGUE RING!"

"Snake eyes."

"Damn you Hummel! Damn you Wendy also! She got a taste of it!" Santana yelled sitting down crossing her arms and legs.

"'Tana" Kurt yelled. "Can I talk to you?"

"Sure. Whatever." She said getting up and walking out of the door.

"You know?" Kurt asked.

"About Wendy? Yes."

"How can she be pregnant?"

"Well you know, when a boy and a girl get in a bed they usually take their clothes o—"

"Stop! I know how to get pregnant." Kurt said laughing. "Trust me, I'm pregnant myself but how? Is she sure? Home tests sometimes lie."

"I pretty sure six tests saying the same results is enough."

"I know but gosh. Blaine's sperm is magic. He got Twins from me and a child from Wendy. Good thing the other guys he fucked was with a condom."

"Unless he took it in the ass. Wendy told me when she was giving him a blow job he got his orgasm when she touched his ass hole."

"Trust me. You don't know how good it feels to take it in the ass unless you try it." Kurt said giggling then walking into the choir room.

"Hummel got a dirty mind!"

"Aw shucks! It all came from you." Kurt said taking his seat next to Mercedes.

"What was that? Since when were you and Santana friends?"

"I don't know. We've always been friends just not close."

"Wait. Change of subject. Are you ever gonna talk to Rachel again?"

"That whore? I don't know. Her apologies don't do anything and I don't really want to hear her irritating voice."

"ATTENTION!" Rachel yelled on the top of her lungs.

"Speak of the devil. Tell me what she says. Imma tune her out." he said looking down at his phone.

Hey babe. Rachel's talking. SUCKS -Kurten

You know what sucks? -Blaine

Your mom? -Kurten

On my dick. -Blaine

Kurt laughed out loud staring down at his phone.

"Kurt attention!" Rachel yelled.

"Kurt attention!" She yelled once again going face to face with him.

"Kurt atten—" Kurt smacked her across the face and left the room.

"Principals office!" Mr. Shue yelled behind him.

"Yeah yeah I know."

"GO KURTIEEEEEEEE!" Santana yelled with a smile on her face.

Smacked Rachel :/ -Kurten

Your serious? -Blaine

Completely. Might be suspended. Who knows. -Kurten

SHIT! I WISH I SAW THAT! -Blaine

Blaine. She was all up in my face. I just had to do something. And that smack has been waiting since before sectionals -Kurten

I'm dead! I would go, but then Principal Figgs would see me and I almost got this person to get me the box of cigarettes. Then mommy called :/ -Blaine

Don't worry Blaine. I'll do fine. Talk to you later. Got called in the office. -Kurten

"Kurt Hummel. Wow, it’s been a while since I heard from you."

"Hey Principal Figgans."

"You smacked Rachel?"

"She was all up in my face! You just want me to let the easiest chance to smack her go! She has been pissing me off since BEFORE sectionals."

"What did she do before sectionals?"

"First of all! She talked shit about me RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! Then she lays her fucking hand on me. WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!"

"Well, I think she’s a girl. Boys or should I say men have no right to hit girls."

"Sure whatever. Punishment?"

"Detention for the rest of the month."

"Yeah, sure, whatever. Bye."

"Oh and it starts today! If you miss a day it makes your detention longer!"

"Kay kay bye!" Kurt yelled walking out the room.

Detention. For the rest of the month :/ -Kurten

For smacking Rachel -Blaine

Yeah -Kurten

Man, Prince Figgs doesn't know punishments -Blaine

Why -Kurten

Because I got detention for the rest of the month too -Blaine

You do! We’re gonna have a lot of fun in there ;) -Kurten

And they can't tell us to stop because were actually in the room we need to be in -Blaine

EXACTLY! I'm never gonna have a moment without you except some classes and the shower -Kurten

I'm not too sure about the shower one ;) -Blaine

I love you. You know that? -Kurten

Of course I do. I LOVE YOU MORE :* -Blaine

That’s not possible :* -Kurten

Oh yes it is baby :* -Blaine

My house? ;) -Kurten

My pleasure :* On my way! -Blaine

      Kurt didn't bother to text back on his way to his house. He just focused on how he now had detention with his boyfriend and could do whatever the fuck he wants in there. As long as he's in there. Before he knew it he was at his house with Blaine waiting by the door.

"Hey." Blaine said leaning in to kiss Kurt. Kurt kissed Blaine and opened his mouth right away letting Blaine's tongue and tongue ring in. They kissed there for a while until they wanted more.

"Wait." Kurt said turning around to unlock the door. Blaine grabbed his hips and started to rub Kurt's ass against his penis. Kurt moaned and moved his ass back to feel Blaine's penis harder.

"Shit Blaine... Let me unlock the door." Kurt moaned and threw his head onto Blaine's shoulder and ass deeper onto the penis. Using his other hand to push Blaine closer to him. Kurt bent over to pick up the keys he dropped as Blaine grabbed his hips a harder grip and started pounding into him.

"Shit! I need to open this door. I need to have sex!" Kurt said finally putting the key in and opening the door. Kurt and Blaine ran up to Kurt's room. Left the door open for Burt's approval. And undressed each other. Kurt stretched himself as Blaine started to pump his member getting it harder.

"Ready?"

"Yeah." Blaine laid down and Kurt positioned himself on top of Blaine. Slowly letting his cock enter his ass.

"mmmm" Kurt moaned once he got the penis half way in. Kurt slowly let the rest in and started bouncing on Blaine's dick riding it.

"Ughh. Bl— mmmm!" Kurt bit his lip as he went harder and faster. He connected his lips with Blaine's allowing that tongue ring in instantly.

"Ughh harder. Blaine fuck me!" Kurt yelled getting off and getting into doggy position. Blaine's cock entered not to slow and not to fast as he started to pound in a rhythm. Kurt moaned louder. "HARDER!" He yelled as he grabbed Blaine's ass pushing him in deeper. Kurt screamed as he felt Blaine hit his prostate multiple times. Kurt threw his head back moaning as Blaine kept hitting his prostate.

"So— mmmm cl—uhhhhhhhh—ose. So good! Mmmmmmmmmm!" Kurt moaned biting his lip. Blaine did slower and harder thrust to Kurt's prostate and had Kurt coming. He kept the slow hard thrust through Kurt's orgasm. He came into Kurt a few seconds later. He did softer thrust as he rode out his orgasm.

    Kurt and Blaine changed into pajamas and fell asleep.

"Kurt! Dinner!" He got up and made his way to the door.

"Come on Blaine." He said and left with a slight limp after that pounding.

"Hey Kurt, Blaine. Blaine! Oh my god when did you come back!"

"Hey Burt, Carole, Finn. And Yesterday. I felt so incomplete without him." Blaine said wrapping his arms around Kurt’s waist.

"So incomplete to pour a bottle of Vodka on Puck's head?" Finn asked. Puck had told him the whole story.

"I was drunk! What did you want me to do. He was annoying me."

"To stop making out with that blond cheerio and go find Kurt."

"I didn't want to talk to Kurt!"

"Why not?!"

"BEAUSE IF I WERE TO GO TALK TO KURT I WOULD HAVE FUCKING BROKE DOWN. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR HUH?"

"You had sex with the blond cheerio?"

"Yes. To get my anger out. She just happened to be the only cheerio that let me grab her and take her away."

"Did you use a condom?"

"Yes of course."

"Then why did I over hear Santana telling Kurt that she's pregnant."

"They came down to eat. And that’s what they are going to do. You'll talk about this later." Carole said after the huge atmosphere change.

"Burt! Dinner!" She yelled out the backdoor so she could hear him from the garage.

"Coming!" He yelled back and walked into the house. "Hey." he said give Carole a kiss on the cheek. "Finn. Kurt. Blaine. Blaine! When did you and Kurt get back together?" He asked and Blaine looked down to laugh.

"Hey Burt. And yesterday."

"Nice to see you again."

"You too Burt Simpson."

"Don't even go there Puffle Blaine. What’s up with you clothes?"

"Well after me and Kurt broke up—"

"He turned into a bad boy!" Finn yelled.

"Why are you butting into all my fucking conversations man!" Blaine yelled.

"WHY DID YOU POUR VODKA ON PUCK'S HEAD?"

"I ALREADY FUCKING TOLD YOU! I WAS FUCKING DRUNK AND HIGH ON CIGARETTES!"

"Whoa whoa whoa! Smoking and drinking?" Burt yelled.

"Drinking the pain away."

"And smoking?"

"I've been smoking since I was fourteen."

"FOURTEEN!"

"When my dad made me go to Dalton."

"You were that upset you took up smoking?"

"I missed you guys."

"We missed you too but that’s no excuse to smoke."

"I know. It's just so good."

"Better not pressure Kurt into smoking."

"Oh I won't. At least not cigarettes."

"No smoking anything." He said wiggling his finger in Kurt's face. Kurt giggled.

"Let’s eat!" Carole yelled sitting down at the table. There was spaghetti, white rice and fried plantains.  Kurt waited until everyone was done serving themselves before he served.

"Done?" He asked Finn who nodded his head. "Done?" he asked Blaine who also nodded. "Done?" he asked Burt.

"Yeah kiddo."

"Done?" He finally asked Carole who nodded her head. Kurt smiled and took the bowl of rice and poured it into the spaghetti And took the rest of the fried Plantains. Everybody stared at how Kurt took the rest of the food.

"What if I wanted seconds?" Finn asked.

"I asked you if you were done." Kurt countered.

"I didn't know you wanted to do that!" clearly Kurt had never done that before.

"Too bad! I'm eating for three people now! I'm hungry." Kurt said shoving a fork full of spaghetti into his mouth. He was the first one done eating.

"I'm still hungry..." Kurt said as everyone stared at him as if he was crazy.

"There’s more in the fridge." Carole said unfazed at what Kurt said. Kurt got up and made his way to the fridge. "What he's pregnant. Trust me, I ate more than that when I was pregnant with Finn.

"And how’d he turn out?" Blaine mumbled and took a fork full of spaghetti.

"What?"

"You heard me."

"It seems like you don't like me."

"I don't."

"Well the feelings mutual. I don't like you either."

"Well fine. I don't really care if you like me or not. Your opinions not welcome here."

"If you don't like me why did you let Kurt ask me to be the godfather."

"WE FELT BAD BECAUSE WE ASKED SAM INSTEAD OF YOU! I NEVER WANTED YOU TO BE THE  GODFATHER. I COULD PICK AGAIN YOU KNOW. YOUR NOT WRITTEN IN STONE TO BE THE GOD FATHER."

"YOU HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO CHOOSE."

"Dave, Adam, Mike, Wes. Shall I keep going." Finn leaned over the table and smack Blaine in the face.

"Oh hell no!" Blaine got up an emptied his pockets. A new box of cigarettes, a lighter, his iPhone, a pocket knife and a fake id. Blaine took off his leather jacket. "Outside!" Blaine yelled in Finn's face. Finn got up and made his way outside. Kurt walked into the dining room to find two empty seats.

"Where's Blaine and Finn?" He asked as he saw all of Blaine's stuff on the table.

He picked up the box of cigarettes, the lighter, pocket knife, fake id and iPhone which buzzed in Kurt's hand.

Wendy

Mom found out I'm pregnant. Kicked out :( I have nowher...

He gasped when he read the first part. He tried to unlock it. He tried a simple code like 1, 2, 3, 4. Incorrect. 3, 5, 7, 9. Incorrect.  0, 5, 2, 7. His birthday, incorrect. 0, 8, 3, 1. The date they first had sex. correct.

Wendy

Mom found out I'm pregnant. Kicked out :( I have nowhere to live now.  Thank you for getting me pregnant.

Kurt went outside to stop the fight and show Blaine the text message. What he saw made him gasp.