"Good morning Kurt"

"No"

"Kurt"

"This person can not wake up right now please leave a message arter the beep"

"Kurt"

"BEEP"

"Well your boyfriend just wants to tell you you did a great job on your auditon"

"Thank you this person will try to get back to you as soon as possible"

"Kuuuuurt"

"NO"

"Please"

"But its the weekend"

"But we have a newbee comeing"

"Who"

"Sebastion"

"Unless its a singing talking crab who lives in the sea with the little merimaid i dont care"

"But Kuuurt"

"His name even sound snooty like a high class rich boy that has a sick up their but"

"What do you have against rich boys"

"EH"

"HEY......meanie"

"But you love me"

"EH"

"You know you do"

"I know"

"Oh just a heads up my friends want to meet you"

"Okay"

"Like soon"

"Okay"

"Just okay"

"Mmmhhhmmmm"

"My friends are very protective"

"Okay"

"Puck knows how to break knee caps"

"Are you trying to make me nervous"

"No"

"But i am quit fond of my knee caps"

"Who isnt"

"A person without knee caps"

"I wish you would show a little more emotion though"

"Okay let me give it a try one sec.......OH NO WHAT AM I GONNA DO KURTS FRIENDS ARE MONTERS THAT ARE GONNA EAT ME ALIVE....
better"

"NO MY FRIENDS ARE NOT MONSTERS"

"But theyll eat me alive"

"I wouldnt put it past some of them"

"But i dont want to be eaten"

"Then dont go breaken my heart"

"I couldnt if i tried"

"HAHA we just said some lyrics to a song"

"Are you drunk"

"I wish....just kidding no im just tired"

"Oh is my little Kurtsie tired"

"Yes is my Blaine Wainey sleepy to"

"Kinda"

"Aw how sad"

"Hmmmm"

"Im sorry"

"Me to"

"Just sleep a little longer"

"But we cant"

"You cant im still new enough that people dont know me very well and wont notice im gone"

"But kurt"

"What"

"Wont you miss me"

"I guess"

"See....wait you guess"

"Yup"

"Hmmm"

"You know ill miss you"

"Told you"

"Eh"

"I have to go"

"No stay"

"I cant"

"Yes you can i kidnapped you now do as i say and get back in bed"

"FFFFFFIIIIINNNNNEEEE"