The hall burst into chatter as the food magically appeared on the four tables, making the first years eyes pop in wonderment. Students piled up the plates and begun to dig in, some talking with their mouths full.

Kurt leaned over to talk to talk to Rachel, both grinning.

"How was your summer, Rach? I couldn't find you on the train?"

"Oh… I was with the Hufflepuffs." Kurt raised an eyebrow. "I may have spent some time with Finn over the summer…"

"WHAT! And you didn't think to mention this in any of your letters?" Kurt asked, shocked.

"I'm sorry Kurt!" She said, dropped her knife and fork to hold her hands up in surrender. "I didn't think Finn thought of me like until he kissed me yesterday! I totally would've told you!" Kurt sighed, letting his eyes wander over to the Hufflepuff table, spying the fifth years immediately due to Finn's height. He watched as Finn spoke to Brittany Pierce and Blaine Anderson, letting his eyes linger on the latter.

"Besides, you should be thanking me!" She said with excitement in her voice.

Kurt glanced sideways at her, before returning his gaze to Blaine as he spoke. "Why's that?" He asked, bored, biting into a piece of chicken.

"Because I talked to Blaine."

"What?" Kurt tore his eyes away, giving Rachel a shocked look, hoping she didn't say anything about him. "Rachel, why? He's probably just as straight as the rest of the guys at this school!"

"And that'd your reason, Kurt. I was talking with him on the train while Finn spoke with Sam, and I asked him if there was any girls he liked. He told me he's gay." Rachel squealed as Kurt's jaw dropped.

"You're kidding." Kurt said, but his eyes were filled with hope. He'd been crushing on Blaine since first year, from afar, obviously. Blaine was perfect. He was a seeker on the Hufflepuff Quidditch team, amazing clever, and he sang often during some classes to pass time, or around the school grounds. His voice was just… amazing.

"Nope. He's one hundred per cent gay, and one hundred per cent single." Kurt blushed a deep crimson, his eyes finding Blaine once more. He was so distracted he almost missed Rachel throwing a carrot at Mercedes.

"Throwing vegetables at me won't make me eat healthier!" She said from a few seats up the table. Kurt snorted as Rachel hissed Mercedes' name. "Oh…" She said when she realized it was Rachel.

"We're meeting up tonight in the common room. Usual time!" Mercedes shot her a confused look before shrugging and nodding.

"Why's this?" Kurt asked, taking another bite of his food.

"We're going to get you a boyfriend this year Kurt."

~X~

Kurt trudged down the steps of boy's dormitory to the common room with Artie right behind him. Before he came to Hogwarts, Artie had been paralyzed from the waist down and stuck in a wheelchair, But once he'd received his acceptance letter, the school sent someone to show him around Diagon Alley and help him buy stuff (because of him being muggle born), but upon seeing Artie's wheel chair, he took him to St. Mungo's instead, and they'd healed him quickly. Now he'd rejoice in his use of legs again, running around and being a chaser on Quidditch team and such. He was also one of Kurt's closest friends.

It was one in the morning on their first day back; Kurt really didn't want to be doing this. Especially since they were taking OWLs this year and he knew he wasn't going to much decent sleep with all the homework and studying.

Rachel and Mercedes were already talking excitedly amongst themselves, quieting when Kurt and Artie entered the room.

"Whatever this is for we better hurry up, yo. It's too early to be up."

"Oh hush up, Artie." Rachel said as the boys sat down. "Now… I have called you up tonight because… We are going to get Kurt a boyfriend this year." Artie looked confused while Kurt blushed and Mercedes grinned.

"You know that boy Kurt's been crushing on since we came to Hogwarts?" Mercedes asked Artie, who nodded.

"He's gay!" Rachel squealed, jumping up and down in her seat.

"Say what?" Artie grinned. "That's dope!"

"Now here's what I suggest we do…"