Chapter 1 – Never been kissed

Kurt Hummel: Is glad he could make himself useful to new directions

Finn Hudson: Come on bro' we didn't mean it like that ):

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Kurt Hummel is now friends with Blaine Anderson and two others

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Blaine Anderson: Come on Kurt, I'm glad you're the worst spy ever, if New Directions hadn't sent you to spy on us, I never would have had the honour of meeting you (:

Kurt Hummel: Thanks Blaine (: same here! I guess I am Kind of grateful.

Wes Montgomery: Why are David Thompson and I only two others?

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Kurt Hummel: Wesley, that is Facebook's fault not mine

Rachel Berry: Kurt you are FRATENIZING with the ENEMY!

Kurt Hummel: And you weren't with Jesse?

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Wes Montgomery: David Thompson and I are writing a strongly worded letter to Facebook.

Kurt Hummel: Oh those poor, poor Facebook workers :'(

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Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: Up for Coffee later? (:

Kurt Hummel to Blaine Anderson: Wouldn't miss it (:

Brittany S. Pierce: Ooh, Kurtie! Have you found yourself another dolphin?

Blaine Anderson: ?

Kurt Hummel: Brittany says dolphins are just gay sharks

Blaine Anderson: Ah, then yes Brittany he has :D

Wes Montgomery: …

David Thompson: *Pukes*

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Brittany S. Pierce: Yay! :D

Blaine Anderson: I'm sorry Kurt Hummel we tried ): x

Kurt Hummel: I really appreciate it Blaine, but what were you thinking? He could have hurt you! How's your head? ): x

Blaine Anderson: It's fine Kurt (: and I guess I wasn't thinking, sorry, I guess I was a bit rash, did you enjoy lunch?

Kurt Hummel: A bit? Yes, thanks Blaine I had a good time, you really know how to cheer me up, you're a really good friend (: xx

Blaine Anderson: Why thank you good sir ;) x

Mercedes Jones: Are you two dating? Because if you are and Kurt Hummel didn't tell me, I won't be very happy!

Kurt Hummel: 'Cedes as much as I love you, you get the craziest ideas. Blaine and I aren't dating we're just friends

Blaine Anderson: We're not friends Kurt

Kurt Hummel: What? I thought we were :'(

Blaine Anderson: We're best friends (: xx

Kurt Hummel: :D Yeah best friends (: xx

Wes Montgomery: *Cough*bothinlove*cough*

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Kurt Hummel: Goodbye Wesley

Wes Montgomery: What? You're not dying are you Kurt, you can't leave poor Blainey-Boo all by himself ):

Kurt Hummel: Wesley, if you do not stop spamming my posts, I will steal your gavel and personally smash your face in (:

Wes Montgomery: I never thought of Kurt as scary…

Finn Hudson: That's just him being nice

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Wes Montgomery: *Gulps* Should I be afraid?

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Kurt Hummel: Be afraid Wesley, be very afraid….

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Blaine Anderson: Remind me to never get on your bad side :L

Kurt Hummel: :D

Blaine Anderson: As much as I love you, you are extremely scary :L

Kurt Hummel: Why thank you good sir (:

Blaine Anderson: Kuuuuuurrrrrrrttttttt, you stole my line ): I'm hurt

Kurt Hummel: Sorry Blainey it just felt right

Blaine Anderson: I'll let it slide, this one time (:

Kurt Hummel: Yay thanks (:

Blaine Anderson: *Rolls eyes*

Wes Montgomery: So Blainey, you admit you love him (;

Kurt Hummel: Wesley, what did I tell you?

Wes Montgomery: Don't touch my baby!

Kurt Hummel: Wesley, I'm gay

Wes Montgomery: I was talking about my Gavel

Kurt Hummel: …..Blaine, should I be worried?

Blaine Anderson: Nope, you'll get used to Wesley's deranged mind and Gavel obsession eventually (:

Kurt Hummel: I hope

Blaine Anderson: (:

Kurt Hummel: Is sick and tired of being bullied )':

Blaine Anderson: Courage (: xx

Kurt Hummel: Thank you :')

Blaine Anderson: I'm here for you (: Do you want me to call you? (: xx

Kurt Hummel: Please, if you don't mind (: xx

Blaine Anderson: Of course I don't, I'm on it xx

Blaine Anderson: Wants to kill those Neanderthals that are making his best friend so upset ! D:

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Kurt Hummel: Thank you, all of you, especially you Blaine Anderson 3 xxx

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Mercedes Jones: We're here for you white boy 3 xxx (:

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Kurt Hummel: Thank you 'Cedes, you have no idea how grateful I am (: xxx

Rachel Berry: The girls have this boy vs. girl competition in the bag :D

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Puckster 'Puck': Lies Berry, the guys have this one down

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Santana Lopez: DISLIKE

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Will Shuester: It could go any way, but keep that competitive streak up guys (:

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Blaine Anderson: Needs his best friend Pronto! :'(

Wes Montgomery: Me or Kurt?

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, but could you come over later, please Wes.

Kurt Hummel: What's wrong? ):

Blaine Anderson: Jocks from my old school, Kurt please call me ):

Kurt Hummel: No credit ): CHAT NOW!

Chat

Blaine Anderson:

Kurt, they found me, after all these years, they found me. I ran back into what I ran away from :'(

Kurt Hummel:

Blaine! D: Did they hurt, you? They better not have hurt you!

Blaine Anderson:

They gave me a black eye :'( they called me a bunch of offensive things. Said people like me should be dead ):

Kurt Hummel:

Blaine :'( xxxxxx

Blaine Anderson:

Kurt can you please come over to Dalton if you're not too busy, I really need you now :'( xx

Kurt Hummel:

I'll be right over, hang in there xxxxx

Blaine Anderson:

Thanks Kurt, you're amazing xx

Kurt Hummel:

I'm always here for you Blaine xx

Blaine Anderson:

:D xx

End of Chat

Kurt Hummel: Five people are going to die slowly and painfully tonight ! D:

Wes Montgomery: Courtesy of my Gavel, no one hurts our lead soloist and gets away with it!

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David Thompson: I think, a saucepan might help (:

Wes Montgomery: ?

David Thompson: I read a saucepan is one of the best weapons around (:

Wes Montgomery: I don't know whether I should be more worried about the fact that David read, or he thinks a saucepan is a weapon…

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Kurt Hummel: And maybe Finns baseball bat….

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Blaine Anderson: You three better not do something stupid and get hurt by it! I'd never forgive myself!

Kurt Hummel: Don't worry my good sir, we will be just fine (: xx

Blaine Anderson: I love you guys! (: xx 3

Wes Montgomery: We love you too Blainey-boo (:

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Blaine Anderson: Blainey-boo, really Wesley?

Kurt Hummel: Our Blaine is back (: 3

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Rachel Berry: Kurt why are you still friends with those Dalton Academy Gurgler's! :(

Wes Montgomery: We're the Dalton Academy WARBLER'S! Thank you very much.

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Mercedes Jones: Chill Rachel. These guy's obviously aren't using Kurt.

Blaine Anderson: :0! Rachel! I'd die before I hurt Kurt!

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Wes Montgomery: For the record I'd do the same, because Blaine would murder us if we hurt his precious Kurtie (:

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Kurt Hummel: Thank you guys 3 (: xx

Blaine Anderson: Too true Wesley, too true, and you're welcome Kurt xx

Mercedes Jones: Are you two sure you're not Dating

Kurt Hummel: Positive!

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Blaine Anderson: we're just close friends

Mercedes Jones: How did you two get so close so quickly?

Kurt Hummel: Probably because we had so much in common. He was the reason I had enough courage to stand up to Karofsky!

Mercedes Jones: Is that why you have a picture of him in your locker, with the words courage underneath it?

Kurt Hummel: MERCEDES!

Blaine Anderson: I'm flattered Kurt, but that means we have another thing in common

Kurt Hummel: What's that?

Blaine Anderson: I have a picture of you in my locker with the words strength underneath it, because you are the strongest person I have ever met.

Kurt Hummel: Blaine….. 3 x

Mercedes Jones: Awh, you two are too cute (: 3

Wes Montgomery: *Pukes*

David Thompson: *Gags*

Blaine Anderson: You two should go to the school nurse (:

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Wes Montgomery: Oh my Gosh, I just thought of the cutest mash-up name for Kurt and Blaine, when they finally get the guts to admit they LOVVVEEE each other (: Wait, you ready for this…..KLAINE!

David Thompson: Nice dude, nice (:

Mercedes Jones: It's perfect 3

Kurt Hummel: Dislike, dislike, dislike!

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Kurt Hummel: Well I have the best name for Wes and David (: You ready for this Blaine ?...Wevid!

Blaine Anderson: Well said my dear Kurt, well said (; Xx

Wes Montgomery: Klaine. Klaine, Klaine

Blaine Anderson: Wevid, Wevid, Wevid (:

Kurt Hummel: Don't forget Wevid (;

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Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: Well my dear Kurt coffee? (:

Kurt Hummel to Blaine Anderson: Coffee (:

A/n: I know some of these events don't happen in the episode, but I just wanted to do something different well please R&R (: