Oct. 27, 2012, 6:31 p.m.
Not Another Facebook Fic: Big Brother
T - Words: 942 - Last Updated: Oct 27, 2012 Story: Closed - Chapters: 22/? - Created: Oct 27, 2012 - Updated: Oct 27, 2012 372 0 0 0 0
Wes Warbler changed his name to Wes Montgomery.
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David Warbler changed his name to David Thompson.
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Thad Warbler changed his name to Thad Harwood.
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Kurt Hummel and 13 others are now friends with Cooper Anderson.
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Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Oh my Gaga, it's the guy from the Free Credit Report Today commercial!
Cooper Anderson: And you're the amazing guy my brother's dating.
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Blaine, how dare you! You never said your brother was famous!
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: You'd wonder why I never talk about it.
Nick Duval-Sterling: Wait, that guy in the commercial Jeffy loves in Blaine's older brother?!
Jeff Sterling-Duval: OMFG, it's Cooper freakin' Anderson!
Wes Montgomery: Cue the fangirl screams…
Jeff Sterling-Duval: Shut up, Wes!
Joel Richardson: No offense to anyone, but I skip commercials. Thank God for TiVo.
Harry Freakin' Potter: Seconded. It's why I can watch Glee on Tuesdays without interruption. And now there's only 7 episodes left this season. I don't know how I'll manage! I'm gonna miss Kurt and Finn and Rachel and Quinn…
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: What the hell are you talking about? How do you know we're graduating?
Harry Freakin' Potter: You guys aren't role-players, are you?
Nick Duval-Sterling: We really do live in Ohio, dude. Jeff and I go to Dalton. Blaine and Kurt go to McKinley.
~Harry Freakin' Potter has logged off.
Jeff Sterling-Duval: Well, that was interesting. Back to the point, Blaine, you get me your brother's autograph!
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Do I have to? *pouts*
Cooper Anderson: I'll sign anything for Blainers' friends. Heck, Blaine, I signed your cheerleading coach's boob.
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: AGH, TMI!
~30 people like this.
Cooper Anderson tagged himself and Sue Sylvester in a photo.
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: MY EYES!
Sue Sylvester: Quiet, Porcelain, it's about time you learned a lesson about the female body, seeing how much time you spend with your Hobbit boyfriend.
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Who told her about me and Blaine?!
~Satan Lopez has logged on.
Satan Lopez: Hummel, when you get some, you shouldn't whisper about it in the hallway.
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Oh sweet merciful Gaga…
~Sam Evans has logged on.
Sam Evans: Now may have not been the best time to log on.
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Sam, run while you still can.
~Sam Evans has logged off.
Thad Harwood: Well, it's left to Warblers and Blaine's brother.
Cooper Anderson: Everyone presently online is or was a Warbler?
Satan Lopez: Hey, I'm still here!
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: And we're glad you are, Santana.
Joel Richardson: I was for about four months, Nick, Jeff, David, and Thad are still there, Wes graduated, and Blaine and Kurt are in New Directions.
Jeff Sterling-Duval: *giggles*
Nick Duval-Sterling: Please excuse my boyfriend's filthy mind. *smacks Jeff upside the head*
Jeff Sterling-Duval: *cries*
Cooper Anderson: Four months, Joel?
Joel Richardson: I have a whole, sad story. Let's just say this much: neglectful parents, outed by douchebag at first high school, transferred to Dalton and found douchebag under different name, transferred to McKinley, and am now married to said douchebag.
~10 people like this.
Warren Rhodes: Joely!
Joel Richardson: Oh shut it, Warren. You know damn well you're a douchebag.
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: You know I don't think I'll ever be able to call him Warren. He'll always be Sebastian Smythe to me.
Cooper Anderson: Wait, Sebastian, the same guy who almost blinded you, Blainers?
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Here comes his overprotective big brother mode…
Warren Rhodes: That guy from the commercial is Blaine's brother? Oh my God.
Cooper Anderson: You come near my little brother again and I will end you.
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Coop, he apologized.
Cooper Anderson: I don't care! He hurt you and he's not coming near you again.
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Cooper, don't make me tell everyone about Lisa.
Cooper Anderson: Blaine Everett Anderson, don't you dare! -_-
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: I'm intrigued.
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Lisa was Cooper's first girlfriend; they seemed perfect together, but then her secret was revealed. LMS if you want to know.
~16 people like this.
Cooper Anderson: Your friends are evil, Blaine.
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Coop found out that Lisa's plumbing wasn't all it was cracked up to be. As a matter of fact, he found the pole down there near the hole.
Nick Duval-Sterling: Are you saying…?
Satan Lopez: Yes, Warblerette, the big man's little lady is a she-man.
Jeff Sterling-Duval: The proper term is hermaphrodite.
Satan Lopez: Whatevs.
~Quinn Fabray has logged on.
~Finn Hudson has logged on.
~Rachel Berry has logged on.
~Brittany S. Pierce has logged on.
~Rory Flanagan has logged on.
~Sam Evans has logged on.
Cooper Anderson: Did anyone know that no matter how much he denies it Blainers has a crush on Justin Bieber?
Kurt Hummel-Anderson: Blaine, is this true?
Blaine Anderson-Hummel: Yes. *crawls under the bed*
Finn Hudson: If you like Bieber, dude, you should've come around last year when all the guys did Sam's Justin Bieber Experience, except me, of course.
Quinn Fabray: Finn, you gave in and wore a hoodie.
Finn Hudson: You apparently liked Sam doing it, and I thought you'd like me again.
Quinn Fabray: It was one kiss!
Rory Flanagan: The Glee club did Justin Bieber?
Sam Evans: There's no one more rock 'n roll than Bieber.
Joel Richardson: I should slap you for that. Bieber is like Twilight, only here because tweens love it so. He'll be gone soon enough. The only true rock 'n roll are The Beatles. And if you don't know who The Beatles are, you're dead to me.
Brittany S. Pierce: There are beatles doing rock n roll?
Rachel Berry: Joel, just disregard everything she says.
~Finn Hudson, Quinn Fabray, and 12 others like this.
Joel Richardson: OMG.