Nick Warbler changed his name to Niff Warbler.

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Jeff Warbler changed his name to Jeck Warbler.

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Sebastian Smythe changed his name to Warren Rhodes.

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Joel Richardson is in a relationship with Warren Rhodes

~10 people like this

Finn Hudson: I thought you hated him.

Joel Richardson: Yeah, well, we made up, so long as someone actually goes to therapy and gets himself checked.

Warren Rhodes: I'll do anything to be with you again, Joely.

Joel Richardson: <3

Niff Warbler: I feel like throwing up.

Joel Richardson: Do I need to give you another black eye, Nick?

Jeck Warbler: Don't you hurt my Nicky!

Blaine Anderson: Haven't we seen enough people getting into fights on Facebook?

Jeck Warbler: No…

Kurt Hummel: I told you being on this site will lead to bad things.

~Blaine Anderson likes this.

Warren Rhodes: Then why are you still on it?

Kurt Hummel: Because everyone else is.

Warren Rhodes: Never took you for the type to succumb to peer pressure, Kurt.

Kurt Hummel: Quiet, Sebastian. I don't think I'll ever be able to call you by your real name.

Blaine Anderson: Please don't provoke him, Kurt.

Brittany S. Pierce: Is Joely a unicorn too?

Joel Richardson: What?

Kurt Hummel: Yes, Britt, he is. Pay no attention to her, Joel.

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Principal Figgins has created a Facebook.

~Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Quinn Fabray, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, Noah Puckerman, Artie Abrams, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mercedes Jones, Sam Evans, Joel Richardson, Dean Easton, Warren Rhodes, and everyone else on Facebook dislike this.

Principal Figgins: Now, children, I'm just here to make sure you don't say anything naughty.

Sue Sylvester: For God's sake, Figgins, don't you have anything better to do than watch a bunch of kids conversing on the Internet?

Rachel Berry: Maybe someone can find where the sign-up sheet for the Nationals solos went?

Sue Sylvester: I took it down and shredded it.

~Jesse St. James likes this.

Will Schuester: Sue…

Sue Sylvester: Will…

Mercedes Jones: Rachel Berry, you skinny Garanimal-wearing ass kisser, I am NOT letting you ruin our Nationals chances again.

Santana Lopez: Seconded.

Principal Figgins: Miss Jones, language…

Mercedes Jones: Sorry, but it's true.

Joel Richardson: Didn't they kiss onstage for like 10 minutes?

Sam Evans: Yep, and Santana was ready to kill them when we got back to the hotel.

Santana Lopez: And if you weren't holding me back, I would have.

Dean Easton: I'm sensing a certain someone who needs anger management.

Santana Lopez: Shut it.

Finn Hudson: Dude, don't cross Santana. She will hurt you.

Santana Lopez: Straight up.

Rory Flanagan: I love you, Dean.

Dean Easton: Love you too, Rory.

Niff Warbler: OMG, the amount of love is making me hurl!

Dean Easton: Listen, Niff Warbler, I don't know who the hell you are, but if you push me too far, you will end up somewhere you don't want to be. Understood?

Noah Puckerman: Hey, Irish's boyfriend is turning into Joel.

Joel Richardson: Cool; someone who's like me. Dean Easton, we should hang out.

Dean Easton: Yeah, we should. I've been hearing these things about your boyfriend, are they true?

Joel Richardson: What kind of things? *glares at everyone*

Warren Rhodes: They're all lies!

Dean Easton: Didn't he out you at your prom or something?

Joel Richardson: Where did you hear that?

Dean Easton: *shrugs* I don't remember, some gossip floating around McKinley.

Warren Rhodes: We're past that.

Joel Richardson: I thought we said we'd never talk about it.

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A week later…

Joel Richardson is engaged to Warren Rhodes

~Everyone on Facebook is like OMG!

Rachel Berry: That's great, especially since Joel, you've been so moody recently.

Joel Richardson: That's a lie, Rachel, and you know it.

Finn Hudson: She's right, dude. You've been pissed off at everyone.

Kurt Hummel: I second that motion.

Blaine Anderson: Third.

Mike Chang: Fourth.

Santana Lopez: Fifth.

Noah Puckerman: Sixth.

Joel Richardson: Curse you all.

Warren Rhodes: I love you, Joely.

Joel Richardson: I love you, Warren, baby.

Warren Rhodes: You know what we're doing tonight…

Jeck Warbler: TMI!

Warren Rhodes: Jeff, don't make me come over there. I can hear you and Nick making cuddling sounds, even if you're pretending not to.

Niff Warbler: Come at us, bro!

Warren Rhodes: Will do.

~Warren Rhodes has logged off

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Rachel Berry: I love my Finny Bear!

~Finn Hudson likes this.

Santana Lopez: Those two make my mouth taste like throw-up.

Mercedes Jones: This is probably the only time I'll ever agree with you, but I agree with you.

~Sam Evans and Noah Puckerman like this.

Rachel Berry: You're all jealous of us.

Kurt Hummel: More like nauseated.

Blaine Anderson: Kurtie, what about our pet names?

Kurt Hummel: Yeah, Blainers, don't call me that on here.

Sam Evans: Cool, now we got ammo to use against them.

Kurt Hummel: Sam, if you ever call me Kurtie, I will destroy your Justin Bieber shrine.

Sam Evans: *sobs*

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, don't threaten people.

Kurt Hummel: Love you, Blaine.

Artie Abrams: What's with the pet names, yo?

Tina Cohen-Chang: Yeah, Artie, remember the one I used with you?

Artie Abrams: Tina, don't you dare.

Quinn Fabray: Tell us, Tina. Let Artie feel embarrassed.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Artie, you were my Roller Baby.

~30 people like this.

Artie Abrams: Oh God. *hides in a hole*

Mike Chang: What about me?

Tina Cohen-Chang: You're my Situasian.

Kurt Hummel: Ugh, Jersey Shore references. Why hasn't that show been canceled yet?

Rachel Berry: Because there are people out there who seem to enjoy watching 20-somethings make complete asses of themselves.

Santana Lopez: For once I agree with Berry.