Sam Evans: I never want to go to the movies ever again.

Joel Richardson: What happened?

Sam Evans: I had to babysit Stacy and Stevie and I was forced to see that creepy Oogieloves thing.

Kurt Hummel: Oh, Sam, you poor, poor man.

Blaine Anderson: You know, it's times like these I'm glad I don't have a younger sibling.

Cooper Anderson: Blaine, you were the one who wanted to go see the High School Musical concert.

Blaine Anderson: SHUT UP, COOPER!

Kurt Hummel: Blaine?

Blaine Anderson: *sighs* Fine, I did want to go, but we couldn't afford it.

Cooper Anderson: Blainers had this huge crush on Zac Efron back in the day.

Blaine Anderson: *buries face in hands*

Sebastian Smythe: Now look who's been watching it…

Joel Richardson: I'm not ashamed to admit I went to that concert and saw the third one in theaters twice.

Sebastian Smythe: Yeah, but you're the one who loves the Jonas Brothers.

Joel Richardson: So? Nick Jonas is hot. I can't complain.

Sam Evans: ANYWAY, there goes an hour and a half of my life I'll never get back.

Joel Richardson: You're the one who saw Avatar six times, that's like 16 hours right there.

Sam Evans: But Avatar was good!

Joel Richardson: No, Sam, it wasn't. Sure, the special effects were amazing, but the film in general sucked.

Rachel Berry: Kurt, remember what we have to do in December.

Kurt Hummel: Ah yes, go see Les Misérables. That will probably be the cinematic event of our lives.

Joel Richardson: Take me with you! There's no one around here to go with!

Kurt Hummel: As long as you promise you'll keep your mouth shut aside from singing.

Joel Richardson: I promise.

Rachel Berry: On my own, pretending he's beside me.

Kurt Hummel: All alone, I walk with him till morning.

Joel Richardson: Without him, I feel his arms around me.

Harmony Levin: And when I lose my way, I close my eyes, and he has found me.

Mercedes Jones: In the rain, the pavement shines like silver.

Blaine Anderson: All the lights are misty in the river.

Dean Easton: In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight.

Rachel Berry: And all I see is him and me for ever and ever.

~35 people like this.

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Marley Rose joined Facebook and is now friends with Sam Evans and 10 other people.

Marley Rose: Thanks for accepting me, guys.

~8 people like this.

Sam Evans: No problem.

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Unique Adams now attends William McKinley High.

Jesse St. James: Fine, leave! We'll win without you!

Kurt Hummel: Jesse, you need help.

~5 people like this.

Jesse St. James: Shut it, Gay-Face.

~Sebastian Smythe likes this.

Mercedes Jones: Don't talk to my boy like that, St. Sucks.

Jesse St. James: About time you got your lazy butt doing something.

Kurt Hummel: I think it's time to take another trip to visit Jesse, guys.

~Sam Evans and 6 others like this.

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Kurt Hummel: Well, I hate to say it, but…ugh…Sebastian was right, except for one thing!

Sebastian Smythe: What am I right about?

Kurt Hummel: I'm in community college and working at the Lima Bean, but I still have Blaine!

Chandler Kiehl: Kurt, you're not in New York?

Kurt Hummel: I didn't get into NYADA…

Joel Richardson: I still wonder why I got into AMDA.

Blaine Anderson: What's AMDA?

Joel Richardson: American Musical and Dramatic Academy. There's one in New York and one in Los Angeles.

Kurt Hummel: You never mentioned anything about it before.

Joel Richardson: It never came up.

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Joel Richardson tagged himself in a video: Joel's AMDA Audition Video.

Sam Evans: Wow, dude, that's awesome.

Rachel Berry: Joel, you've gotten so good.

Blaine Anderson: Great song you picked.

Kurt Hummel: LMS if you don't know the song.

~Sam Evans and 25 others like this.

Joel Richardson: Really, guys, really? You don't know?

Rachel Berry: I've seen almost every musical in existence and I don't know.

Joel Richardson: *facepalm* Okay, go to YouTube and type in 'rest in peace once more with feeling'.

Sam Evans: Ohh.

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Artie Abrams tagged Unique Adams, Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce, and Tina Cohen-Chang in a video: Call Me Maybe.

Artie Abrams started a poll: Who is The New Rachel?

Blaine Anderson: I'm The New Rachel!

Tina Cohen-Chang: You wish, Blainers. You've gotten more solos than the rest of us put together!

Unique Adams: Unique deserves some recognition for her part in this.

~3 people like this.

Blaine Anderson: You all just like her because she's MTF!

Kurt Hummel: BLAINE!

Joel Richardson: Ooh, Blaine's in trouble…

Nick Duval: You're one to be so prejudiced, Blaine. Don't forget those times Jeff and I found you singing Katy Perry in a pink wig.

Blaine Anderson: Nick, don't you dare…

Nick Duval tagged Blaine Anderson in a photo.

Santana Lopez: I knew it.

Brittany Pierce: Blaine looks like cotton candy.

~Kurt Hummel and 6 others like this.

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Artie Abrams: And the New Rachel is…Blaine Anderson!

Unique Adams: The whole thing was rigged!

~Tina Cohen-Chang and Brittany Pierce like this.

Blaine Anderson: You're all jealous of my talent!

Joel Richardson: *cyber-slaps Blaine*

Blaine Anderson: Joel! You didn't have to hit me for real!

Joel Richardson: Yes, I did. You're being an asshole.

~8 people like this.

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Rachel Berry: That Cassandra July is a madwoman.

Brody Weston: She's not that bad when you get to know her.

Kurt Hummel: Did you say Cassandra July? She's Broadway's biggest train wreck. She went all Patti LuPone on someone during "Damn Yankees" a few years ago. It's on YouTube.

Rachel Berry: Damn…

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Blaine Anderson: Kurt, you can't be here. You have to go to New York. I'll be fine. I need you to follow your dreams.

Kurt Hummel: I love you, Blaine.

Blaine Anderson: Love you too.

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Marley Rose: You know, I thought the Glee club was somewhere people would be more accepting. Looks like I was wrong.

Kitty Rossitano: Cry me a river.

Sam Evans: Screw popularity. If it means losing someone who could be a good friend, we don't need it, right, guys?

Sam Evans: …Guys?

Tina Cohen-Chang: I agree with Sam.

Unique Adams: Seconded.

Artie Abrams: Third.

Joe Hart: Fourth.

Sugar Motta: Fifth.

Kitty Rossitano: Fine, losers, bottom of the food chain with the lot of you. Surrette, Lipoff, prepare the slushies.

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Marley Rose: Should I give up and should I just keep chasing pavements?

~10 people like this.