July 6, 2013, 3:06 p.m.
Some Klainely Musical Moments: Baby Penguin?
T - Words: 1,708 - Last Updated: Jul 06, 2013 Story: Closed - Chapters: 13/? - Created: Aug 19, 2011 - Updated: Jul 06, 2013 858 0 0 0 0
"Aw, Hell to the No. He said what? Show him you're McKinley Videos I'm sure he'd change his mind" Kurt moaned and quickly countered.
"No way am I showing him them…. Wait I'm gonna give him front row seats to one of my performances and he is going to love it. Thanks 'cedes ill talk more later, got to get a emergency Warbler meeting on the go"
"Ok white boy see ya"
"Bye 'cedes" Kurt quickly ended the call then sent a text the Warbler Council.
Meet in my room for emergency Warblers meeting now DON'T TELL BLAINE!
10 Minutes later…
"So I called this meeting because the other day during our "sexy" performance" The quotations were met by a giggle from Thad and David and Wes smirking.
"Blaine said I looked like I was in pain because I wasn't really comfortable so I want to show him and you the Warblers exactly how sexy I can be but I need you guys to make sure he doesn't find out and He Must Not Find Out!" the last part mainly to Wes and David because they roomed with him.
The three council members looked at each other and said in unison "Sure"
"You can perform the next meeting on Friday which gives you a couple of days of practice… where are you gonna practice" Wes asked really curious.
"Oh I have somewhere to practice" Kurt said with a slightly smug grin on his features. He already had his song and now just needed the choreography to go with it. He had to go to McKinley and ask the sexiest people he knew. Santana and Brittney!
The Next Day at McKinley….
"SPY" Rachel bellowed causing everyone to flinch. And look to the door to see Kurt dressed out of uniform strolling into the choir room.
"KURTSIE!" Brittney screams from the choir room everyone around her covered their ears. Brittney then jumped on Kurt wrapping her legs around his waist. Kurt a bit amused just hugged the dippy girl.
"Hi Brit" Kurt mumbles from Brittney's shoulder and continued when he let her down. "San, Brit I need your sexy to help me get my sexy on for the Warblers" Santana smirked at Kurt's abruptness whilst most of the glee club looked shocked apart from Brittney who looked happy.
"You think I'm sexy thank you Kurtsie" Brittney blushed and Kurt kissed her cheek affectionately.
The Glee club was still in shock when Santana said "I wondered when you would need some sexy for those prep boys sure we'll help… tell Mr Shue were in the auditorium with Kurt" She shot over her shoulder as she grabbed Kurt free arm and they strolled out of the room.
"TOO MUCH INFORMATION DUDE" Finn screamed out of the class room which was met by an echoing laughter.
2 Hours Later…
"I think you got it down Hummel" Santana cheered from the front of the stage they used props to make the Warbler room so Kurt would look impressive for the Prep boys as she called them.
"Thanks San and tell Brit I said thanks too" he said patting a sleeping Brittney on the head softly as not to wake her.
"No problem, now go get laid by your prep buy and if anyone asks about the choreography give them my number for a private show" she said winking at him. He just rolled his eyes picking up him bag and walking to his car the car park was empty except from his and Santana's car.
He began driving into the Dalton car park and was met by a very worried Blaine running to him and pulling him out of the car.
"Oh my god, I was so worried why didn't you text me or call" Blaine sounded close to being hysterical. Kurt looking perplexed got out his phone showing Blaine it was dead and sighing.
"Calm down I was just at home I told you I was going there after school" Kurt reasoned to Blaine who just showed him his phone. Kurt looked confused until he read the time it was nearly 9 he realised Blaine's and looking sheepish he mumbled. "Lost track of time"
Blaine hugged him and they strolled back into Dalton and went to their respective dorm rooms.
The Next Day…
"This Warbler meeting is called to session- Oh yeas Blaine" Wes started only to be interrupted by Blaine's coughing.
"Kurt's not here yet an-"
"Yes he has produced a performance with this week's theme in mind now Warbler Kurt you may take the stage" Wes said whilst David pressed play on the CD play which emitted a familiar piece of music David, Wes and Thad all smirked when Kurt walked in. Blaine couldn't believe what he was seeing. Kurt was wearing tight leather pants and plain white t-shirt which hugged him perfectly so you could see his toned body.
Hey over there
Please forgive me
If I'm coming on too strong
Kurt strolled into the room pointing at Blaine who was nearly drooling and strutted straight past him to sit on the council table.
Hate to stare
But you're winning
And they're playing my favourite song
At the word stare Blaine snapped his mouth shut glaring at David and Wes who were smirking. Kurt leaped of the table with the second line and started dancing with the Warblers who looked just as shocked as the supposedly shy Kurt.
So come here
A little closer
Wanna whisper in your ear
Make It clear
little question
Wanna know just how you feel
Kurt moved over to Nick Warbler and grabbed his tie pulling his towards the table spinning him around pushing him to sit on the table and strutting away leaving Nick a bit shell shocked.
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me
Kurt strutted over to Flint walking slowly round him and giving him a wink and pushing him into a vacant seat. He continued around the room wiggling his hips in a way making Blaine have a hard time looking away.
Cause you feel like paradise
I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me
At the word feel Kurt straddled Jeff and pulled his tie to sing the words right to him before leaping off to another part of the room.
Hey You might think
That I'm crazy
But I you know I'm just your type
I'mma be a little hazy
But you just cannot deny
Kurt then Jumped onto the council table slinking down and laying in front of David who looked amused at Kurt's antics until Kurt turned on the spot both legs beside David leaning dangerously forward to David's lips and kissing him on the cheek when finishing the verse and lifted his leg over David's head and slipped off the table.
There's a spark in between us
When we're dancing on the floor
I want more
Wanna see It
So I'm asking you tonight
He rounded on Thad who looked smug grabbing his arms and dancing very close to Thad who faltered for a second then danced with him. Kurt pushed him back down and spun on the spot.
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me
He moved over to where Trent was sat and kneeled in front of him singing the first two lines directly to him then stretched back to see Blaine staring and winked to him over his shoulder.
Cause you feel like paradise
I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me
He strode over to the desk in front of Wes and sat on the edge of the desk for the first few lines then arching his back to look at Wes on the last line.
If I said I want your body
Would It Hold It Against Me?
When he whispered the words to Wes he leaped onto the coffee table for the musical interlude performing various hip thrusting actions and spins getting a large cheer from the boys then kneeling on the table to face Blaine.
(Yeah)
(Ah)
(Oh)
Gimme something good
Don't wanna wait I want It now (na-na-now)
Pop It like a hood
And show me how you work It out
He moved his hands to either side of Blaine's legs and slowly moved forward with each word nearly meeting Blaine's lips before he leaped away again making the Warbler moan quietly.
(alright)
If I said my heart was beating loud
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me
He moved round the back of were Blaine was sat and whispered the next lines in his ear causing Blaine to blush a lot before moving to the front and finish his performance whilst dancing to the last few lines making Blaine's eye once again divert to his hips Kurt noticed this and slowly walked to Blaine.
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me
Cause you feel like paradise
I need a vacation tonight
So if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me
With the last few lines Kurt straddled Blaine and ran his hands through his hair Blaine's hand immediately moved to Kurt's hip making him unable to move anywhere. Kurt whispered the last line Kurt attached his mouth to Blaine's making the surrounding Warblers gasp. When they broke apart the Boys cheered as Kurt moved to the front to bow.
"So, sexy enough for you" Kurt said with a smug grin plastered on his lips as Blaine's looked at the boy gobsmacked.
"Hell yeah" Jeff and David shouted and the rest of the Warblers cheered. Blaine recovered slightly to look at Kurt who winked at him. That broke Blaine and he strode up to Kurt grabbing his hair and smashing their mouths together enlisting a moan from Kurt who wrapped his arms around Blaine's waist moving them closer together.
"Err…. Meeting adjourned" Wes banged his gavel down and fleeing the room followed by all of the Warblers.
When they broke for air both gasping Blaine whispered into Kurt's ear causing the other boy to shiver. "That was the sexiest thing I have ever seen."