Since Kurt arrived two years ago he hated the place the only thing that made worthwhile was glee club. Kurt woke up early that morning to see Blaine leave for Dalton. He made his way downstairs after throwing up and decided to make breakfast which he ate in seconds due to his newly emptied stomach he also took the vitamin and hormone supplements he was worried about the last one if he was going to cry over little things it would annoy him a lot. He waited patiently for Finn to finish his breakfast and get into the car Finn was now not letting him drives just 'in case' something happened.

"What will happen Finn?"

"I don't know but I know I will blame myself if something does so just to be on the safe side I'll now be your driver" Finn said whilst being well under the speed limit. If Finn would go this slow everyday he would gladly walk to school from now on. When they parked Kurt noticed Mike, Sam, Puck and Artie waiting at the front of the school and they all moved to Kurt's car when he stopped.

"If you guys are thinking about following me around all day you can forget it I'll be fine stop being over protective uncles" At these words he turned to Finn who eyes were glistening.

"I'm going to be an uncle" Finn let a tear fall and quickly wiped it away Kurt just leaned over and hugged him. "Between you and me I think you'll be the best uncle ever" Kurt whispered to him lightly kissing his cheek and moving away with tears in his eyes.

"Thanks bro" He held his fist out and Kurt complied laughing. He opened the door to the car to see the boys smirking and Puck silently laughing. Kurt looked over to Finn who had red rimmed eyes from rubbing them. He glared at Puck and moved over to Kurt.

"This is why you're the best uncle their the funny uncles you're the over protective kind" Kurt whispered to Finn who beamed and put an arm around Kurt leading him into the building.

"So no one is going to touch you in school were now like your personal protection type thing" Finn beamed and shot glares at anyone who was looking at them.

"You have a way with words Finn" Kurt joked but Finn just smiled more and Kurt rolled his eyes and removed Finn's arm from him when they got to a corner as they turned Kurt spotted Karofsky looking at him intently and then the boys. He was sporting a black eye and some bruised knuckles. He walked over to them and Finn walked to meet him.

"What do you want Karofsky?" Finn snarled at him Kurt had only seen Finn pissed off but now he was furious and even Puck looked wary of Finn.

"I need to tell Kurt something it's about Blaine-"

"Is it how you beat him up outside a store or is it that he was buying pregnancy pills for his friend's girlfriend" Kurt said to Karofsky in his usual bitch tone. Finn stepped back nest to Kurt.

"Oh well he didn't say it was his frie-"

"Did you give him a chance to speak or did you hit him seconds later" Kurt shouted and Finn put a hand on his shoulder to calm him down but Kurt shrugged it off moving towards Karofsky.

"I appreciate you were 'looking out' for me in whatever twisted way you see that but next time you lead with your fist I won't let you get off with a black eye and a couple of bruises" With that Kurt pushed Karofsky with his new found strength into a locker the clang vibrated off the walls and everyone stood watching Karofsky he looked at Kurt and hung his head walking away.

"I've always wanted to do that" Kurt smiled at Finn and the boys. Puck walked up to him and declared to everyone in the hall. "Kurt Hummel is officially my deputy am-badass-adore" He cheered and knuckle touched Kurt who was laughing along with the other boys. Kurt went to his locker and got ready for his first lesson. The rest of the day was great he was looking forward to Glee which he had last. The day was fine until lunch. He was walking with Finn and Puck who were still on the whole protection detail. Azimo and 4 other football players confronted them the 4 guys grabbed Puck and Finn leaving Kurt defenceless or so they thought.

"Look here guys little fairy's still prancing around. Looks like we're going to have to teach him a lesson" Azimo cracked his knuckles and Kurt knew what was coming Azimo aimed for his stomach. Kurt snapped.

"OOFF" Azimo fell to the floor clutching his crotch and making a high pitched squeaking sound.

"That's what happens when you mess with the best kicker at McKinley" Kurt motioned for Puck and Finn to follow and the other boys were stunned and let go.

"Kurt that was….. WOW" Finn struggled for words still in awe at his brother's reaction. Kurt was feeling very smug and wondered why he was acting like this remembering the tablets he took this morning he smirked to himself. When he walked into the lunch room a sudden wave of nausea hit him and he ran to the bathroom. Finn ran after him and Puck went to see the others in the lunch room.

"Kurt you ok" Finn hesitantly walked into the girls bathroom Kurt had to problem going in but Finn would be another story. He checked the first two cubicles and then heard retching in the last and hurried to Kurt who looked pale and his forehead was sweating. Kurt mumbled something sarcasm radiating from his incoherent words.

"Kurt you ok boo" Mercedes shouted when she ran into the bathroom not noticing Finn at all she went straight for Kurt's bag and took out his sickness tablet. She grabbed a paper cup out of a dispenser and filled it up and handed it to Kurt. Kurt mumbled thanks and quickly downed the tablet before anything else would come up.

"Pregnancy is going to kill me" Kurt said then froze as he heard a gasp. Jacob Ben Israel was standing next to the door looking at Kurt with an evil smirk before anyone could move he ran out of the door. Kurt shocked couldn't move he just gaped at the toilet Mercedes looked sympathetically at Kurt then desperately at Finn and nodded to the door. Finn was up in a flash he saw Jacob run into the lunch hall and ran after him.

"What was your reaction to Mr Hummel's pregnancy" Jacob shouted at Rachel everyone turned to look at Rachel who looked shocked but recovered in seconds whilst the rest f the Glee club girls paled noticeably whilst the boys looked angry.

"Kurt's a guy he can't get pregn-"

"I just overheard a conversation between Mr Hummel, Mr Hudson and Mrs Jones where he said I quote 'This pregnancy is going to kill me' I think that and the looks on your faces is enough evidence" Puck leaped up and went to punch Jacob when Kurt walked into the lunch hall. Everyone looked at him with mild interest and disgust apart from the glee club who were still shocked. He just straightened up and walked to get his lunch soon people started to whisper. Kurt ignored them and sat with his friends after barging past Jacob knocking him over and kicking him as he passed. Puck smirked and sat back down.

"Take a picture it'll last longer" Kurt shouted in a tone that made even the glee club shiver in fright. Jacob ran of squealing and everyone laughed. Everyone went back to their food some glancing at Kurt and others whispering about him. Kurt started a conversation up about Patti Lupone's new book. The others took this as a note to carry on as if nothing had happened. The rest of the day was quiet after the 'Jacob Episode' as Kurt called it when he got home he told Blaine who laughed at his force with Jacob and sympathised about the stares. They both went to bed Kurt worried and trying to figure out a way to be stealthy about this. He stayed up until 2am when Blaine mumbled something in his sleep and snuggled into Kurt. Kurt giggled and snuggled deeper into the mattress cuddling Blaine into his side. He didn't have any nightmares about Karofsky of Azimo he knew he could take care of them and if he didn't the Glee boys wouldn't stand around aimlessly. The last thought that crossed his mind was of how great Blaine going to McKinley was going to be.