Unicorns and Coffee
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Unicorns and Coffee: Chapter 1


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Story: Closed - Chapters: 1/? - Created: Mar 12, 2013 - Updated: Mar 12, 2013
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger:I LOVE BOWTIES AND DISNEY!

You:umm...okay?

Stranger: I just thought you might wanna know.

You:Well, it's a nice conversation starter,

You:I guess...

Stranger:I figured that. But to be honest, you're the first one who didn't disconnect in less than 2 seconds.

You:Wait and see,

You have disconnected


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger:I LOVE BOWTIES AND DISNEY!

You:ugh

You:you, again.

Stranger:pardon? sooo you're the one who disconnected after saying "it's a nice conversation starter?"

You:Guilty.

You have disconnected


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You:Hi!

Stranger:Hello :) How are you?

You:Fine, thanks.

Stranger:Aren't you going to ask me the same?

You:How about you?

You:I was just getting to that. -.- I'm not that quick at typing^^

Stranger:I'm wonderful. Great. Awesome. A little bit over the top maybe, but I feel superdupery. :) :)

You:o.O

Stranger:What?

You:"superdupery"? Siriusly? Who says that?

Stranger:Me,

Stranger:Myself

Stranger:And I

Stranger:Besides...Siriusly?

Stranger:Sounds like a Potterhead to me.

Stranger:Are you still there?

Stranger:Or are you searching for the right keys? I get impatient easily.

Stranger:You might figured that already.

Stranger:o.O

You:Sorry about that.

You:Oh wow, you actually still here? I was gone for like 15 min!

Stranger:You said siriusly, I can't just walk away from an may-to-be Potterhead^^

Stranger:Soooooo, are you?

You:Yeah. Who isn't?

Stranger:Ding ding ding. Right answer. :)

You:Did I win something?

Stranger:Lemme think...

Stranger:...my respect?

You:Well, okay, better than nothing xD

Stranger:Name's Blaine.

You:What?

Stranger:My name is Blaine. I thought I might as well give you that, too. As kind of an extra prize.

You:Oh, how generous of you. I'm Kurt.

You:So, Blaine. What are you up to? Why are you on omegle?

Stranger:Well...at first I wanted to search people with the same interests as I have. But after shouting BOWTIES and DISNEY at people they always kept disconnecting

Stranger:So I decided to try it with "hi" instead. Works pretty well 'till now, don't you think?

Stranger:Kurt?

Stranger:Are you still there?

You:OMG LET ME BREATH

You:Thanks a lot, now I have coke in my lungs. And on my screen...don't know what's worse.

You:And you're lucky I didn't get anything on my AlexanderMCQueen...

You:So...well I might need to tell you that I disconnected two times.

You:In a row...and this is the third time.

Stranger:omg, are you sirius? *lookwhatIdidthere*

You:No, I'm Kurt.

You:but, yeah. Do I need to apologize?

Stranger:No...just..Please don't do it again, though.

Stranger:Disconnect, I mean.

You:No, now that I know that there is a kinda decent human beeing behind the screen...

Stranger:Hey! Kinda? I'm a totally dapper gay.

You:No doubt about that. Alone the fact that you used that word.

Stranger:*GUY omg, can't believe I totally typed gay.

You:not that word. "superdupery", stupid^^

Stranger:Oh, okay. So you have...no problems? With gays?

You:No, can't say i have a problem with myself.

Stranger:umm, okay, well. Cool?

You:You? If you wanna disconnect, this is your chance.

Stranger:No, no, I wouldn't...well. I mean...I am kinda gay, too.

You:Kinda? o.O

Stranger:I AM gay

Stranger:totally gay.

Stranger:Yeah, I like cock.

You:No need to go into detail. I got it the first time.

Stranger:Okay, I'm sorry. So were cool?

You:Totally.

You:Soooooo

You:Superduper dapper gay, tell me more about you.

You:If you want that is...

Stranger:You're not really going to call me that, are you?

You:yep. :P

Stranger:Ugh.

Stranger:Not sure if i wanna share more information, though...

You:Ooh come one, dappi, spill it!

Stranger:Oookay. Lemme think...what do you wanna know?

You:Whatever you wanna share.

Stranger:Ummm...I play the violin?

You:I don't know, do you?

Stranger:haha. I wanted to know if that is an information you like, anyway, I'm just gonna talk.

Stranger:I play piano, too, and a few other instruments, but mostly violin.

You:Wow, that sounds awesome.

You:I'm so sorry but I gotta go.

Stranger:NO

Stranger:Um, I mean, please don't. I can wait.

You:this is gonna take a while. Family business.

Stranger:I'll wait, you seem...nice, I'd like to talk to you some more.

You:I dunno. I'd have to keep the laptop on.

Stranger:Puuuuh-leeeeeaseeee *puppyeyes*

You:I don't even know what you look like, puppy eyes won't help

Stranger:Then think of an actual puppy.

You:Uugh, you're weird. But okay. Imma let it on. See ya, I really gotta go!

Stranger:Bye! *waiting*

Stranger:Still waiting. Just wann let you know...

Stranger:tick tock...

Stranger:32min ...I'm just gonna wait, don't worry...

Stranger:I know I said I'm gonna wait,...I'm just so damn impatient...

Stranger:Did you know that you cannot sneeze with your eyes open?

Stranger:I just tried it. Won't work...

Stranger:I need to pee. But I'm afraid if i go you'll come back...

Stranger:1h12min...okay, I really need to pee.

Stranger:1h46min...now I'm really gonna go to the toilet.

Stranger:...Ooops, that was probably an information you wouldn't want to read...just ignore it. Just ignore that I was peeing while you did whatever you are doing right now...

Stranger:Damn, I really should stop drinking coffee. It does things to me...makes me say things...or do things...

Stranger:I'm just gonna shut up now...*waiting*


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