March 12, 2013, 9:45 a.m.
Unicorns and Coffee: Chapter 1
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:I LOVE BOWTIES AND DISNEY!
You:umm...okay?
Stranger: I just thought you might wanna know.
You:Well, it's a nice conversation starter,
You:I guess...
Stranger:I figured that. But to be honest, you're the first one who didn't disconnect in less than 2 seconds.
You:Wait and see,
You have disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:I LOVE BOWTIES AND DISNEY!
You:ugh
You:you, again.
Stranger:pardon? sooo you're the one who disconnected after saying "it's a nice conversation starter?"
You:Guilty.
You have disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:Hi!
Stranger:Hello :) How are you?
You:Fine, thanks.
Stranger:Aren't you going to ask me the same?
You:How about you?
You:I was just getting to that. -.- I'm not that quick at typing^^
Stranger:I'm wonderful. Great. Awesome. A little bit over the top maybe, but I feel superdupery. :) :)
You:o.O
Stranger:What?
You:"superdupery"? Siriusly? Who says that?
Stranger:Me,
Stranger:Myself
Stranger:And I
Stranger:Besides...Siriusly?
Stranger:Sounds like a Potterhead to me.
Stranger:Are you still there?
Stranger:Or are you searching for the right keys? I get impatient easily.
Stranger:You might figured that already.
Stranger:o.O
You:Sorry about that.
You:Oh wow, you actually still here? I was gone for like 15 min!
Stranger:You said siriusly, I can't just walk away from an may-to-be Potterhead^^
Stranger:Soooooo, are you?
You:Yeah. Who isn't?
Stranger:Ding ding ding. Right answer. :)
You:Did I win something?
Stranger:Lemme think...
Stranger:...my respect?
You:Well, okay, better than nothing xD
Stranger:Name's Blaine.
You:What?
Stranger:My name is Blaine. I thought I might as well give you that, too. As kind of an extra prize.
You:Oh, how generous of you. I'm Kurt.
You:So, Blaine. What are you up to? Why are you on omegle?
Stranger:Well...at first I wanted to search people with the same interests as I have. But after shouting BOWTIES and DISNEY at people they always kept disconnecting
Stranger:So I decided to try it with "hi" instead. Works pretty well 'till now, don't you think?
Stranger:Kurt?
Stranger:Are you still there?
You:OMG LET ME BREATH
You:Thanks a lot, now I have coke in my lungs. And on my screen...don't know what's worse.
You:And you're lucky I didn't get anything on my AlexanderMCQueen...
You:So...well I might need to tell you that I disconnected two times.
You:In a row...and this is the third time.
Stranger:omg, are you sirius? *lookwhatIdidthere*
You:No, I'm Kurt.
You:but, yeah. Do I need to apologize?
Stranger:No...just..Please don't do it again, though.
Stranger:Disconnect, I mean.
You:No, now that I know that there is a kinda decent human beeing behind the screen...
Stranger:Hey! Kinda? I'm a totally dapper gay.
You:No doubt about that. Alone the fact that you used that word.
Stranger:*GUY omg, can't believe I totally typed gay.
You:not that word. "superdupery", stupid^^
Stranger:Oh, okay. So you have...no problems? With gays?
You:No, can't say i have a problem with myself.
Stranger:umm, okay, well. Cool?
You:You? If you wanna disconnect, this is your chance.
Stranger:No, no, I wouldn't...well. I mean...I am kinda gay, too.
You:Kinda? o.O
Stranger:I AM gay
Stranger:totally gay.
Stranger:Yeah, I like cock.
You:No need to go into detail. I got it the first time.
Stranger:Okay, I'm sorry. So were cool?
You:Totally.
You:Soooooo
You:Superduper dapper gay, tell me more about you.
You:If you want that is...
Stranger:You're not really going to call me that, are you?
You:yep. :P
Stranger:Ugh.
Stranger:Not sure if i wanna share more information, though...
You:Ooh come one, dappi, spill it!
Stranger:Oookay. Lemme think...what do you wanna know?
You:Whatever you wanna share.
Stranger:Ummm...I play the violin?
You:I don't know, do you?
Stranger:haha. I wanted to know if that is an information you like, anyway, I'm just gonna talk.
Stranger:I play piano, too, and a few other instruments, but mostly violin.
You:Wow, that sounds awesome.
You:I'm so sorry but I gotta go.
Stranger:NO
Stranger:Um, I mean, please don't. I can wait.
You:this is gonna take a while. Family business.
Stranger:I'll wait, you seem...nice, I'd like to talk to you some more.
You:I dunno. I'd have to keep the laptop on.
Stranger:Puuuuh-leeeeeaseeee *puppyeyes*
You:I don't even know what you look like, puppy eyes won't help
Stranger:Then think of an actual puppy.
You:Uugh, you're weird. But okay. Imma let it on. See ya, I really gotta go!
Stranger:Bye! *waiting*
Stranger:Still waiting. Just wann let you know...
Stranger:tick tock...
Stranger:32min ...I'm just gonna wait, don't worry...
Stranger:I know I said I'm gonna wait,...I'm just so damn impatient...
Stranger:Did you know that you cannot sneeze with your eyes open?
Stranger:I just tried it. Won't work...
Stranger:I need to pee. But I'm afraid if i go you'll come back...
Stranger:1h12min...okay, I really need to pee.
Stranger:1h46min...now I'm really gonna go to the toilet.
Stranger:...Ooops, that was probably an information you wouldn't want to read...just ignore it. Just ignore that I was peeing while you did whatever you are doing right now...
Stranger:Damn, I really should stop drinking coffee. It does things to me...makes me say things...or do things...
Stranger:I'm just gonna shut up now...*waiting*