BowtiedPavarotti
Sept. 9, 2013, 8:20 a.m.
The Crash: Crazy
K - Words: 321 - Last Updated: Sep 09, 2013 Story: Complete - Chapters: 25/25 - Created: Sep 03, 2013 - Updated: Apr 13, 2022 191 0 0 0 1
"Whoops. I didn't mean to trip over the rug. Sorry. Now, let's see what we have in the fridge... It's pretty empty. I should probably go shopping. Where's my shopping list and a p-
"I am talking to myself. Oh. ... Am I going mad?
"..... Come on, Kate, find a pen. Try on the... Top shelf,aha! I knew there'd be one up there. ... Okay, so that one's out of ink. ... That one works better. Right. I'll get some beers in for Robert and Cooper. What shall we have to eat tonight, hmm? I could make a casserole. Yes, a casserole. I won't put shallots in because Blaine doesn't like them. Carrots. What else do I-... Blaine. I don't need to worry about Blaine. Blaine's not eating with us. He won't ever eat with us again. So, shallots.
"My, my, the house is quiet. I'm going to turn the radio on now."
"Oy, Butt Pirate. Cute guy. Two o'clock. He's been checking your ass out all evening."
"... He's cute."
"Duh. I have eyes."
"And I am rolling mine at you right now."
"Kurt, he's coming over."
"Well, Streisand. I think that's our cue to leave. Have fun, Fruity Pie."
"Santana! Don't just- ... Hi."
"Hey. I haven't seen you around before."
"I haven't been around before."
"New to New York? I could show you the best sites."
"Can you believe that I've actually lived here for a year and still haven't been to the Statue of Liberty?"
"And you haven't had guys offering to take you places before?"
"... You're new to this, aren't you."
"...is it really that obvious?"
"It was the 'take you places' which had me doubting."
"And now you're completely put off, right?"
"Actually, no. My friend was right. You are cute."
"...th-thanks?"
"You don't often have people paying you compliments, do you? ... Are you only recently out?"
"...yeah."
"And you're interested?"
"You're gorgeous."
"Thank you, honey. See, that's how you take a compliment."
"Will you teach me?"
"Only if you show me the tourists' New York."
"Deal."