"Kurt!"
"Rachel, please, I have had a horrible flight and all I want to do is head straight back to Ohio so please, for the love of Prada, get off me."
"...sorry?"
"Hey, Dingle Fairy, you're here."
"Dingle Fairy?"
"... I'm tired?"
"Is it weird that I actually kind of missed you, Santana?"
"I missed you too, Juicy Fruit."
"... That's even worse."
"Hullo?"
"Hi. Is that Mr Hummel?"
"Burt, Kate. My name's Burt."
"Burt, can you come to the hospital?"
"...is he waking up?!"
"...no."
"Oh."
"The doctor wants to talk to all of us involved. I don't know if he has news or... or bad news."
"I'm involved?"
"You're practically family, Burt."
"... Maybe one day we might actually get the honour of seeing our sons marry."
"Maybe... Maybe that would have been the case. At one point. Not now."
"...don't give up hope, Kate."
"... I'll see you in a few minutes, yeah."
"...yeah."
"Kurt? What's-"
"Something's happening. Iknowthat something's happening."
"With Blaine? Do you think he's waking up?"
"I don't-....Dammit, he's not picking up. Why is he not picking up?"
"Kurt, it's probably nothing. Stop worrying."
"I'm going back to Ohio."
"Okay, I could feel your sugary sweet panic waves oozing across the floor all the way to my room. I don't wants to be slipping in that. You can clean it up later. First, I'm holding a Tanavention. Berry, sit on his lap. You two are going to get cozy with a film we know he can't resist: Moulin Rouge. Go get sappy eyed over that. Meanwhile, I'll take Donald Duck's phone and try to get hold of his pops. Entiendes?"
"...Santana, what happens at the end of Moulin Rouge?"
"...okay, not Moulin Rouge. Not Lion King or West Side Story or... Dammit, Hummel, why do all the films you love have- When Harry Met Sally. Watch When Harry Met Sally. And I'll try not to barf from all the sparkly rainbows and the-"
"Santana! ... Thank you..."