July 12, 2013, 12:42 a.m.
You, me and bump makes three: Chapter 27
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One of the advantages of having a baby in high school was the amount of 'aunts' and 'uncles' Sophia ended up having, meaning there was an endless supply of babysitters, something which came in very handy on a Saturday afternoon when Kurt and Blaine really needed to sort some of their College stuff out.
From when she was born, Sophia was used to being around a lot of different people, so when Santana and the New Directions girls turned up to take her out on a shopping trip, Sophia went with them without so much of a backwards glance to her Papa and Daddy. They both knew she would come back with a multitude of outfits, high off whatever activities they had managed to do with her, usually involving some sort of play area.
"So, now that our little munchkin is occupied for the afternoon, what did you want to do with our free time?" Kurt laughed at the suggestive raise of Blaine's eyebrows as he said this sentence.
"Woah boy, not what you're thinking that's for sure! We need to have a look at these college pamphlets and decide what we're going to do, and what facilities they have available for Soph."
"Finnneee, but maybe later we can do my idea?"
"Maybe, now let's start at the beginning and work our way through okay?"
They spent the next two hours going through the pamphlets, making a yes, no and maybe pile, it was disheartening the amount that ended up in the 'no' pile, mainly because they provided no facilities whatsoever for families with children. At the end they were left with about three or four options, each of which looked promising, although Kurt couldn't help but no get excited about all of this.
"Okay, are you going to tell me what's going through that head of yours, babe?"
Kurt looked up at Blaine who was looking at him with a 'don't even try and lie' face, he knew what he was about to say could potentially change their future, and that was a really scary thought.
"Okay, you can totally say no, but I want to run an idea past you, you know what, forget it, it was stupid anyway, let's just finish reading these"
He looked back down at the pamphlets, he couldn't bring himself to tell Blaine his idea.
"Baby, look at me, we don't keep secrets remember? So, tell me what you're thinking, I promise I won't laugh or judge you, just tell me"
"Okay, well Sophia is now 7 months old, and I feel she is still so tiny, we have graduation coming up, so we'll hardly have any time to spend with her, and then we'll be going near enough straight to college, I just feel like I'm missing her whole childhood, wouldn't it be good to just spend some time with our daughter? Maybe like defer for a year?"
"Wow, that so what I didn't think you were going to say, you know this is a big thing Kurt, like how we're going to afford it for one. But, having said that, I have to agree with you, I've been feeling the same, an hour or so when we get home from school, and the weekends really isn't enough"
Kurt couldn't believe his ears, Blaine was open to the idea! Yes, they would still have a lot to sort out, and there was no guarantee that their parents wouldn't turn around and tell them to just suck it up and get to college, but he couldn't help and feel slightly excited at the thought.
"How about we speak to your parents later tonight and then pop and see mine tomorrow, talk it through with both of them and then make a decision from there?"
"Sounds great, now, we have about two hours until the girls bring Sophia back, how about we practice for that second child huh?"
"Hmm, I like your thinking, Mr Anderson"
That was how the boys spent the next two hours 'practicing' for their second baby, safely of course, although they enjoyed the practising, the reality wasn't such a hot idea right now, not with Sophia being as time consuming as she was. They managed to get themselves together again by the time the doorbell went announcing the arrival of the girls with their daughter. As they opened the door, Santana barged past them, making her way into the living room and sitting herself down, looking around judgementally.
"God, it smells like sex in here, Porcelain, Hobbit, could you not keep your hands off each other for an afternoon?"
"Great to see you too, Santana, now, where is my little girl?"
"Berry's bringing her in"
They turned to see Rachel coming in with the stroller, Brittany and Tina on her heels, looking decidedly sheepish.
"Okay, Kurt, before I show you Sophia, I want you to promise me you won't get mad okay?"
"Oh God, what the hell have you done to my daughter? Please tell me you haven't pierced her ears."
"Oh, unclench Porcelain, there are no new holes in your daughter, we're not THAT irresponsible"
Kurt decided to ignore Santana's comment, instead making his way over to Rachel, who had Sophia's stroller still pointed towards the door, so he couldn't see his daughter.
"Just. Show. Me. My. Daughter. Berry"
Rachel turned the stroller round, and Kurt couldn't help his jaw literally dropping, his daughter looked like a hooker, an actual hooker. She had on tight leopard print leggings, black high heels, a tight black vest and what could only be described as prostitute red lipstick.
"Wha-? Bu-? Huh-?"
His little girl, whom he'd sent out in a beautiful pink and white summer dress with little white booties, now looked like she belonged working on a pole, she was 7 months old for God sake, although, he didn't think he wanted her to look like that when she was any age.
"Before you explode, Kurt, in our defense, she loves this outfit, we think she looks really cool, and well, yeah"
"Rachel! She looks like a stripper! I can't believe you dressed her up like that! I wouldn't let her wear that in a million years!"
He looked over at Blaine for his support and back up, only to see him crying with laughter, he was doubled over, holding his stomach, laughing. Kurt just rolled his eyes, Blaine could be such a boy when he wanted to be.
"I guess she does look, kind of cute, but really, did we need the red lipstick too?"
All of the girls breathed a sigh of relief, they were off the hook, Kurt was sort of smiling now.
"It's a good job I love you all, but you're not taking my daughter shopping again"
"Oh, don't act innocent Hummel, you totally nailed that fine ass over there. You'll be calling us begging us to take your sprog again soon enough"
Well, she had him there.