Kurt sat down on the lid of the toilet, how was he meant to cope with possibly 3 babies when he could hardly keep one in check? He sighed heavily, slightly bitter at the fact that Blaine escaped this madness everyday. Elijah seemed to have a vendetta against him, he was all sweetness and nice when Blaine was around, turning into the devil child once he could hear Blaine's car pull out in a morning.

"If you don't come here right now, no ice cream later when you're with Auntie Rachel!" He hated resorting to bribery but it seemed to be the only thing that worked. Sure enough his stripper of a son wobbled back into the bathroom standing in front of his Daddy, waiting to be dressed.

"You're going to be the death of me Elijah!" He managed to get Elijah into some clothes, and his hair vaguely neat. Inheriting Blaine's curls had been both a blessing and a curse, they were adorable on him, but at the same time a nightmare to tame and keep neat.

"Right, Papa will be back shortly and then Auntie Rachel is coming over with Emily to watch you for a bit whilst Papa and Daddy go out" Elijah was watching him intently as though hanging on his every word. Kurt picked him up, kissing his cheek. "Come on then, lunchtime!"

As Kurt was placing some food in front of Elijah, the front door opened, announcing Blaine's arrival. "Honey I'm homeeeee!" Elijah giggled at his Papa's shouting. Blaine came strutting into the kitchen, kissing Elijah's cheek and planting a kiss firmly on Kurt's lips.

"Have you been a good boy for Daddy this morning?" Elijah was looking at Blaine with big innocent eyes. Kurt rolled his eyes. "No, he hasn't, we had a strip-o-gram experience whilst trying to get him dressed" Blaine laughed at this, clearly imagining his son being a stripper at a year old. "Its not funny Blaine!" He hit Blaine lightly on the arm, only making Elijah squeal louder at his father's' antics.

Kurt just sighed, he knew this was something he was never going to win, so instead busied himself with getting Blaine and him some lunch.

Once they were all fed and ready to go, the doorbell went. Blaine ran to answer it, Elijah toddling after him as fast as his tiny legs would carry him. Kurt heard Rachel's unmistakeable high pitched voice, and Emily's equally high pitched squeal at seeing her cousin.

Kurt greeted Rachel before apologising for having to leave so soon. "Go boys! We'll be fine here! I hope everything goes well! Come back and tell me everything!"

Blaine and Kurt were now sat in the waiting room, what felt like a home away from home at this point. Eventually though Kurt's name was called, both boys were excited, but there was the usual undercurrent of nerves that came with each and every scan. Their usual doctor was out on an emergency, so they had a slightly older woman doctor, who kindly asked Kurt to lie back and hold his shirt up.

As the wand hit Kurt's stomach, he felt his nerves excelerate, now would be the time he would find out how many baby's he was carrying. Taking a deep breath, he help Blaine's hand extra tightly.

"Okay boys, take a look at the screen" there on the screen was the unmistakeable image of a baby, but what made both boys' breaths catch was the second unmistakable image slightly smaller but definitely there.

"Its twins! Blaine we're actually having twins! Oh my god I can't believe it!" Blaine just kissed Kurt's hand, too overwhelmed at the thought that they weren't just being blessed with one baby but with two.

The doctor printed out a few pictures handing them to Kurt before excusing herself. "I'll give you boys a minute, come out when you're ready." Kurt wiped the gel off his belly. "Oh my god Blaine I'm gonna be huge!" Blaine laughed out loud. "Kurt honey, you know how much I love your bump! This will just give us twice the fun!"

Kurt and Blaine walked hand in hand out of the surgery and back to the car, still in a bit of a daydream, they couldn't believe they were actually having twins, it felt like all their luck was being used up, when would it run out?

Telling Rachel went as expected, she squealed congratulating them both again, running home shortly afterwards to tell Finn. Kurt decided he had better call his Dad before Rachel got there first. He made the call to the shop, and his Dad answered in the usual shop welcoming.

His Dad burst into tears at the news he would be a grandpa again to two precious babies. He promised to let Carole know the news and also promised to come visit real soon, signing off with an I love you making Kurt choke up again.

Blaine and him made love that night, Blaine holding Kurt's bump the entire time, they were so in love and in tune with each other the sex was always amazing, and this time was no exception. As they were both cuddled together still recovering from their high, Blaine gathered the courage to finally discuss with Kurt something that had been weighing on his mind for a few weeks now.

"How would you feel about getting a nanny to help you out with the kids?" As soon as the words left his mouth he knew they were a mistake. Kurt's whole body went rigid.

"Are you saying I can't look after my own kids Blaine? Is that what you're saying? That you hate the thought of your children being left alone with me?" Kurt was now stood up and glaring at Blaine, hands held protectively over his stomach.

"You know that's not what I meant Kurt! I just don't want you to be overwhelmed by everything, I'm thinking of you!" Blaine stood trying his best to keep their voices down afraid of waking Elijah.

"You knew I was feeling insecure about my role in this family, so you decided to bring this up, congratulations Blaine! Way to make your husband feel wanted and needed!" At this Kurt stormed out of their bedroom and into the spare room, slamming the door.

Elijah started to cry at the sound of the door, Blaine started to get up to sort his son out, before hearing a yell from the spare room. "I would sort him myself Blaine, but I might not be much good" Blaine sighed, making his way to Elijah's room. Fuck, he thought to himself.