4 shots and a martini later Kurt finally agreed to put the shirt Santana got him on. Buy me a shot; I'm tying the knot. Kurt was actually enjoying himself as they drove around the town to loud music and colorful drinks. It wasn’t until they pulled in front of the Bubble Lounge Strip Club the fighting started again.
"No I'm not going in there! Its so DIRTY!" the drunker Kurt was, however, determined how easy it was to pull him into the club. The loud music vibrated through the white and blue room. Kurt giggled at all the bubbles floating around the bar as he was guided towards the privet sector of the place.
Kurt sat in a grand white throne dead in front of the stage. He covered his eyes as the announcer spoke, "Bachelor Kurt Hummel has entered the building, lets get him started with something nice too look at before the main show." A master mix of Lady Gaga's classic Boys, Boys, Boys played over the stereo.
Brittany stepped out to front stage and winked at Santana as she danced suggestively followed by some black haired male stripper no one knew. Santana stared to dance in her chair and cheer as Kurt just hung his head shaking it attempting to yell over the music at her, "I am going to kill you!"
The crowed cheered again as some stripper came out, Kurt stood up to leave but Puck pushed him back down, and pointed at Kurt's eyes to watch. The announcer scratched the music to some unfamiliar song, "And White Chocolate returning to the stage for one night only ." Kurt's eyes shot up and sure enough there was Sam ripping off his construction overalls doing his signature move.
"And his prot�g�e, Buddy Max." this stripper came out with his back--ass-- first and a white hoodie with Bachelors Surprise written in diamonds on the back.
Kurt laughed out lough when he recognized just whose ass that was. Blaine turned around and unzipped his hoodie slowly, dancing unlike himself. Kurt cheered as he threw the silky jacket at Kurt's feet. Blaine had a tight white sequence tank top on causing Santana to scream "Take it off!"
Kurt swatted his hand at her, Blaine tried not to laugh as he approached Kurt, "you don’t want it off?" he asked lifting his shirt slowly pulling it over his head then with the sides wrapping around Kurt's neck as they shimmied at each other.
"You are in so much trouble when we get home." Kurt laughed. Blaine winked shaking his ass as he climbed back up to the stage. Brittany came back beside him and started to dance together. Sam returned to the stage with a big camera around his neck snapping pictures of the party. The song changed as Brittany walked over to Santana to give her a lap dance. Blaine started dancing in front of Kurt again making Kurt blush with laughter at how adorable yet professional Blaine looked. Without his hair gel and bowtie he actually could have made a pretty decent stripper.
Kurt squealed as Blaine straddled him in public and pressed a sloppy kiss on his mouth. Kurt gasped in shock as Blaine got off him very slowly nibbling at his neck. once standing Blaine looked over to Santana and Brittany shaking his head as they made out.
Blaine pulled Brittany off Santana and took her back to the stage where they were queued off by the announcer. "Jade Peirce and Buddy Max will be at the bar for the remainder of the evening."
Kurt stood up surprised that he and Santana were the only two in there now. The music was low enough to hear over but Kurt still had to shout as they walked into the main strip club. As they approached the bar Blaine sat with a full red robe on and was sipping a Cosmo. "You are a great stripper." Kurt complimented.
"I learned from the best." Blaine smiled raising his drink to Sam who was with the other guys enjoying another strip show for the public.
"Blaine," Kurt started but Blaine put his hand over his mouth.
"I am not Blaine, I am Buddy," Kurt smiled around Blaine's finger, "Wanna sit in my lap?" he teased. Kurt nodded his head yes and ordered a round of shots.
"I'm getting married in a week, so don’t tell my husband I kissed the stripper okay," Kurt said leaning in to kiss Blaine.
"I don’t lie, but I'll make an exception for you."