"Who says we have to split up?" Asked Blaine. "We could all go to that coffee shop down the road."

The Warblers stopped and stared at Blaine like they had never seen him before.

Everyone stared at Blaine like some new specimen found on Mars. This observant silence continued on for a good long while. That is, until Jeff broke it:

"I feel like were in that taco commercial."

Blaine laughed. "Now you guy have to lift me up on your shoulders and carry me."

He was joking of course... but tell that to the Warblers. Blaine caught his mistake about two seconds too late.

"No! No! Guys I was joking!" He cried out.

Nicholi and Jeff already had a tight hold of his arms and were helping push him on Richards shoulders. Blaine squirmed in a pathetic attempt to rid himself of everybodys grabby hands. Nick - the traitorous bastard - pushed him up from behind. Blaine grunted, having had the wind knocked out of him.

Whoa. When did the world turn upside.

"Jeez, Blaine. Youre what? Four feet? Wheres all this extra weight coming from?" Richard grunted.

"Ha-ha. Very amusing." Blaine wheezed. "Need I remind you that you let this happen."

Wes - also a bastard - opened the door. He allowed everyone to go ahead of himself so that he could smirk at Blaine as Richard walked through the door. Blaine maturely stuck his tongue out.

"It seemed like a good idea." Richard replied to his earlier comment.

Blaine snorted. "Youre not even carrying me properly."

"Oh, my apologies your highness. Would you like to go bridal style?"

...

"Thats what I thought."

"Dont you dare fart." Blaine threatened.

The group made their way out of the dorms to the regular school. Thankfully the headmaster and other teachers were nowhere in sight. They wouldnt put up with these sorts of foolish shenanigans.

"Hows the weather down there?"

Blaine looked up.

Yay! He thought sarcastically. Im once again in the presence of the Wonder Twins.

"Its not funny when Im standing. Its not funny when Im being carried against my will." Blaine said flatly.

Jeff laughed.

"This is ridic -"

"Shhhh!" Jeff placed a finger to his lips. "Just let it happen."

Blaine ripped the blondes finger away, it was a struggle because his arms were starting to fall asleep from the awkward angle.

"Come on Shrek! Put me down!" Blaine pleaded once they got to the parking lot.

Richard complied by unceremoniously dropping him right there. Blaine stumbled a little but remained upright.

"That was so unnecessary." He grumbled.

David chuckled. "Yeah, but its so much fun making you uncomfortable."

"Now." Trent clapped his hands together. "Lets get coffee!"

This was probably the first time that all the underclassmen boys had been out together. It was interesting to say the least.

For his part Blaine mostly stuck with Nick. As roommates they shared a special bond. They knew what one another looked like without copious amounts of gel, they saw the other half-naked on a regular basis, they knew secrets few else would ever know. Recently Nick seemed to be leaving him for Jeff - not that he joined at all - so it was good he was getting closer with the others.

If Jeff does take my room Wes will totally let me room with him. Blaine thought. He cant resist puppy eyes!

As the last person to walk through the door, Blaine flicked the lights off as he passed the switch, then plopped down next to Nick.

"Everybody ready?" Asked David.

"Yeah!" They chorused back.

David pressed the play button. One word appeared across the screen, its white letters contrasting with its black background.

"Acafellas." He read aloud. "That sounds interesting."

WILLS APARTMENT-

Will and Terri to dinner Wills parents.

Mrs Schuester : When did you start cooking,Terri?

Terri : Oh, its just hamburger casserole. Look out for bones.

Will : Im sorry. I, um... (Laughing.) I cant hold it in any longer. Um...

Will rising with his glass

Will : Mom, dad. Terris pregnant.

Terri : Will.

Mrs Schuester : What?

Will : Its a boy.

Mrs Schuester : Oh! Our first grandbaby!

Wills mother hugged him while his father kisses Terri.

Mr Schuester : Oh, thats fantastic.

Terri : Thank you, yeah. sweetheart. honey?

Will : Yeah?

Terri : ... I thought we werent going to tell anybody yet.

Mr Schuester : Oh your secret is safe with me. I spent six months In the Hanoi Hilton, never said a word. Am I right, doodle?

Mrs Schuester : Thats right, honey.

Everyone smiled.

Terri : Oh! Yeah, were going to turn the craft room into the nursery.

Mrs Schuester : Oh! Show me!

Terri : Okay.

The two women left the room while the men toast.

Mr Schuester : Im really happy for you, son.

Will : Tell you the truth, im terrified. I dont know how to do this.

Mr Schuester : No one does. Look at me. I was a mess. I worked all the time, traveling. I was too strict.

Will : Okay, youre not instilling With a great deal of confidence here, dad. (Sighs) I mean, im already up all night thinking about this.

Mr. Schuester : Thats my fault! ...The confidence thing. Boys learn that ...

Will : No.

Mr Schuester : ...from their fathers. I started at Zuckerman and Zuckerman in college. I needed some extra cash. I was saving up...for law school. But never went. I never even applied. Didnt have the balls. So, I settled for insurance. I mean, who was I to become a lawyer?

Will : You would have been a great one.

Mr Schuester : Youre the smartes guy i know. Its not about brains, son. Being a good father... hell, being a man. Is all about one thing: Guts. And youve got about six months to figure out if you have any.

Will ponder the words of his father.

CHOIR ROOM-

Will repeat doing choreography at the Club.

Will : 5,6... 7 and 8... step and step. Step and step. And turn it around. Down and up. And hit, hit... down... hit...

Rachel stopping.

Rachel : Can we stop, please?

Will : You dont have to ask me every time for permission to go To the bathroom, Rachel. you can just go.

"I wish all teachers were like that. Professor Howard makes you hand over your soul in exchange for a hall pass." Flint complained.

Rachel : Its not my bladder. Its the choreography.

Will be back to fix it.

Will : Okay, whats wrong with the choreography?

Flash back

A few hours earlier, Quinn and Santana stops Rachel in the hallways of the school to talk about choreography.

Quinn : It sucks.

Santana : Its completely unoriginal.

Rachel : Are you guys going to get shunned for talking to me?

Quinn : Sweetie, were a team now. But youve got to do something about Mr Shues dance routines.

Back to reality

Rachel still set Will .

Rachel : We cant compete with vocal adrenaline with these steps. Youre a great vocal coach, Mr. Shue, But youre not a... a trained choreographer. Thats what we need to be the best. We need Dakota Stanley.

"What?" Choked Cameron.

"Dakota Stanley." Answered Blaine ."Who is he?"

"You have never heard of Dakota Stanley." He scoffed

Nick rolled his eyes. "Are you going to explain or should we just ignore you?"

"Hes only the most sought after choreographer in the Midwest. The guys insane, I doubt he could half of the things he choreographs. Hes just a hobbit with a bad attitude."

"Then why is he so sought after?"

"Hes hard to work with, but hes also a genius." Cameron explained. "Theres no way this site is a student film or something, not if they have him guest starting."

"Maybe they only mention him."

"Even then, that little south pole elf probably demanded a small fortune."

"All of these height slams, does he actually have a condition?" Trent asked.

"Nah, hes just short. Like smaller than Rachel short. Its a bit unnerving."

"You really dislike this guy," Nick noted. "What did he do to you?"

"He came by for a fancy dinner party my parents threw, he told me I had puffy lips and lopsided ears." Cameron pouted.

Flash back.

MCKINLEY HALLWAY-

A few hours earlier, Rachel always stuck with Quinn and Santana.

Quinn : Hes the best show choir choreographer in the Midwest. He Works with Vocal Adrenaline. You cant take regionals without him. He was the understudy to the candelabra in Beauty and the Beast on Broadway

Back to reality

Will : Just because he understudied doesnt mean he ever performed.

Quinn : Did you ever perform, Mr. Schuester? After high school. did you even try?

"Harsh." Blaine winced.

"Now were going to have to deal with midlife crisis Mr. Shue."

EMMAS OFFICE-

Will pacing in the office of Emma while she cleans his plant.

Will : I wanted to. that was my dream, you know? I ... I just never had...

Emma : The guts? They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. I mean, look at, um... Look at John Stamos.

"That one was a mixture of luck and luscious brown hair." Blaine sighed wistfully.

Will : I dont know.

Will sitting.

Will : I guess Im also just nervous about being a dad. You know, I want my kid to be proud of me. I want to set a good example, you know?

Emma nodded.

Will : I... I hope its cool ...me unloading on you like this. I dont want there to be any awkwardness.

Emma : Oh, no. no, none at all. I mean, you know, especially since Were, um, were both in relationships now. Its both of us

Will : Right.

Emma : Im in a relationship. youre in a relationship.

Will : Exactly, yeah. Hows it going with ken?

Emma : Great. its great. its wonderful. I mean, you know, hes ... hes flawed, But he ... he knows who he is, and thats ... thats great. And there really is. Nothing sexier in a man than confidence, you know?

"Except, I dont know - a man who can touch his toes."

Will : Mmmhmm!

Emma smiling while Will does not know what to say.

TEACHERS LOUNGE-

Ken in the fridge while Will will sit down with Sandy.

Will : Sandy! I thought you werent allowed on campus.

Sandy : No, william. Im not allowed within 50 feet of children. Besides, Henri and I go way back. I got him a job before we even had a shop class. I told Figgins that you are going to have a school Full of nancies unless you get some hot wood. In those teenagers hands.

Ken : Here comes henri.

Will : Ah, shoot. Terri was supposed to bring a cake.

Henry entered the room with bandages on his hands.

Henry : Im back.

Henry has more inches, and in that moment, Will tells us what happened and you see the accident.

Thought Will : Henri had a little problem with over-the-counter cough medicine. (Whirr, Crack) He ended up cutting off his thumbs. It was a real tragedy.

Henry sitting at table with Will, Sandy and Ken.

Henry : Ill never hitchhike across Europe. That was a dream, man.

Will : Hum! ...

Sandy : Waouh! ...

Howard, arriving with a cake shaped hands, the thumbs-up for Henry.

Will : Wheres Terri?

Howard : Doing inventory. I cant count higher than thirty.

Will and others, surprised by the shape of the cake. Moments later, all enjoying the cake table. While on his side, Henry is struggling to serve those covered before the eyes of others saddened. He ended up eating at the source without cutlery.

Will : You know, This is nice. I cant remember the last time. I just hung out with the guys. Really talked about our feelings.

Ken : Want to know what im feeling? I live at the ymca. i only have one pair of long pants.

Sandy : Oh, please. my life is a disaster with no creative outlet other than writing my Desperate Housewives fan fiction.

"Dude Desperate Housewives fanfiction sucks."

"You would know."

"Well, all I have to judge from are those steamy little works under your pillow. In your handwriting?"

Howard : Im afraid of my vacuum.

Will : I know how you guys feel. I apparently dont know how to dance.

Henry : I dont have thumbs.

Henry crying.

Will : Um... Sorry.

All the guys give him a slap. While Sandy begins to sing. Then the others follow.

Will : Hey, that was pretty good.

WILLS APARTMENT-

Will and Acafellas - Song : This is how we do it

Will, in his apartment singing and dancing with the guys.

Thought Will : Two weeks ago, I would have agreed that four grown men rehearsing a capella hip-hop in my living room was embarrassing. but busting out some white-hot new jack swing... Ill tell you, Ive never felt more confident ...

Ken : ... Testostertones.

Thought Will : ...was more manly. and then we heard a single word leave Howards lips, and we knew we had our name.?

Howard : ... Acafelllas.

Then someone knocked on the door.

Sandy : Im ready for my close-up, Mr Demille.

Will : Sandy, we voted. when youre in the group, its creepy.

Sandy : Wait. I...

Will he slammed the door in his face.

Will : Hum! ...

Will starts to sing, when Terri gown, tumbling into the room furious.

Terri : Will! If I dont get some sleep, I could miscarry.

Will : Im sorry, Terri. Ill be right in.

Terri : I hope so.

Will putting these guys at the door, and then Terri and Will making
love to death.

Thought Will : « Being in a boy band did wonders for our love life.
Seeing me feel so good about myself made my wife more attracted to me
in every way.»

Terri : Hum!

Terri trying to get pregnant, but could not.

Thought Will : «It was amazing. I mean, we started doing it once a
week. It was like she was trying to make a twin.?»

Terri : Mm...

CHOIR ROOM-

Rachel, coming with cakes, while the Glee observed.

Rachel : Hes not coming.

Finn : What happened?

Flash Back

CLASSROOM-

Will sits at a desk grading papers. Rachel walks in carrying cookies.

Rachel : Theyre my famous sugar cookies. I bake them for the poor
during christmastime, But I whipped up a special batch Just for you. I
wanted to say how sorry. I was for what I said.

Will : Dont be. you were right. You know, the truth is, rachel, if
you werent so hard on me, I never would have had the guts to start
acafellas.

Rachel : But we need you, Mr Shue. Youve missed six rehearsals in the
past couple of weeks, And when youre there, youre not really there.

"Is it weird that we dont have a director and we function just fine?" Wondered Ethan.

"I think its with our dapper pride and heightened maturity that the Warblers are able to function without adult supervision."

"That or a gavel that puts the fear of God in most and awe in a few weirdos."

"Dapper whatever aside, I think its the gavel." Said Trent.

"I think thats the only reason Wes hasnt and wont steal the gavel. Hes knows the power that thing holds over us." Blaine said dramatically.

"Im right here." Wes said in annoyance. "And Im not stealing it because Im not a criminal. It has nothing voodoo."

Will : Which is why I think you should go ahead and hire Montana.

Rachel : Dakota.

Will : Whatever.

"Somebodys butt hurt."

Will rising.

Will : You know, Ill still be there to help you guys sing and stuff,
But, uh, I just dont have time for all of it anymore.

Will going off and clapping Rachels shoulder.

CHOIR ROOM-

Finn : Of course he doesnt want Anything to do with us after you
kicked him in the nads.

Rachel : Then why did he thank me?

Santana : The goal is to win. And now that Mr Schuester has agreed To
let us hire dakota stanley, We can.

Finn : But he doesnt want us to. he just doesnt have The confidence to coach us anymore. Guys are real sensitive when it comes to this kind of stuff.

Rachel : And thats my fault?

Finn : Do you see anyone else in here With a plate of "Im sorry" cookies? I dont ... just you.

Quinn rising.

Quinn : Im bored. All those in favor of hiring Dakota Stanley?

Everyone raises a hand except Finn.

MCKINLEY HALLWAY-

Rachel upset while leaving the Finn follows.

Finn : Hey, wait up. You cant do this to Mr Schuester.

Rachel : What? Make him a hero? Once we hire Dakota and win nationals. Hell thank me for it. You heard Santana. Its all about winning.

Finn : Since when?

Rachel : Look, you have your popular clique and your football And your cliché of a blond girlfriend. Glee is my one shot. If this doesnt work out, then my whole high school life will be nothing but an embarrassment.

"Hold up, Ive got this. Love me, Im pathetic."

Finn : Whats a cliche? Is that a bad thing? Wait, wait, wait, wait...

Finn himself blocking the road.

Finn : Wait! Is this one of those chick things where youre pissed about one thing, but youre just pretending like youre pissed about something else? cause...

Maybe Finn isnt as dumb as he lets on.

Rachel : I dont know what youre talking about.

"I know exactly what youre talking about."

Finn : Well, for a while there, you were kind of all over me. And now you just yell at me all the time. It makes me think that youre still upset About what happened in the auditorium.

Rachel : Im not.

"I am."

Rachel went away.

Rachel : Ive moved on and im focussing on my career now.

"Im totally upset about it."

Finn : So you want to talk about it?

Rachel turned.

Rachel : No.

"Yes."

And neither do you. Its kind of ironic how youre Mr Im just this no body that everybody makes fun of, but I have enough confidence to say out loud. That what happened between us in the auditorium was real. You have feelings for me and you just dont have the guts to admit it. Were hiring Dakota Stanley.

Finn does not know what to say, let her go when suddenly, he replies.

Finn : Even if it means me quitting?

Rachel stops.

Rachel : Yes.

"No."

Rachel, going away and leaving him alone.

"Thank you ever so much for that running translation Jeff." David said sarcastically.

"No problem buddy."

Ethan frowned. "Finn seems like the only with his priorities straight... Or at least some of them."

SUES OFFICE-

Sue exercising while the two girls sit and talk.

Sue : Its a good start. Youre sewing the seeds of destruction.

Santana : Mr Schuester barely even shows up for rehearsals.

Sue : Oh, no, no, no. "barely" will not cut it. I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.

"I have feeling that well be four seasons down the line and she still wont be satisfied."

And what about this Dakota character? Any chance he actually helps?

Quinn : Hum! ... (Laughting) ... Theyre soft. Hell eat them alive. I give them 15 minutes before the first one quits or tries to commit suicide.

The boys made disgusted faces.

Sue exits his rowing machine and sitting in front of them.

Sue : You know, ladies... I learned a lot in special forces. I was on the strike team in panama When we extracted noriega. We took out the shepherd... Then we went after the sheep. You need to go after these glee clubbers One by one. I want my full budget restored.

Quinn and Santana approving.

Sue : I need a fog machine.

"So if kids start jumping off buildings out the wazoo its cool because Sue has a fog machine?"

"Basically."

MCKINLEY HALLWAY-

Mercedes, melancholy look at the couples parades in the corridors along the lockers. It focuses on the couple Santana / Puck who laugh and kiss her, then Kurt appears and goes into his locker.

Mercedes : Kurt. ... Have you ever kissed anybody?

Kurt : Yes. If by someone you mean the tender crook of my elbow.

Blaine chuckled. Yeah, hes been there.

Nick have him a weird a look that knocked the dopey grin off of his face.

Kurt is recovering from the lacquer.

Kurt : No, I havent. But I want to.

If only you went to school with me Kurt. Blaine thought with a sigh. Then we could kiss the crooks of our elbows together.

He notices Mercedes watching couples wistfully

Kurt : All right, stop it right there, Mercedes. We are in glee club. That means we are at the bottom of the social heap. Special-ed kids will get more play than we will. The only thing that gets me by is my knowledge that we are superior to all of them.

"Thinking like that never made anyone friends."

"Yeah, well if it gets you through the day..." Nick shrugged.

Mercedes smiled as he drives it in the corridors.

Kurt : What are you wearing on our operation Dakota Stanley field trip?

Mercedes : Is there a dress code?

Kurt : No, but every moment of your life is an opportunité for fashion. Well hit the mall after school. Meet me at lunch.

Mercedes : Okay.

Kurt went away. While Quinn and Mercedes Santana rushes.

Quinn : You should totally scoop that.

Mercedes : Hum! ... I dont think Im his type.

Quinn : Oh, i think you are.

Santana agrees.

Quinn : Just follow our lead. Weve got your back.

"Oh God! This wont end well."

"Maybe hell let her down easy." Blaine said.

"You never let them down easy and youre a lot nicer than Kurt."

"I do too!" Blaine protested.

"Sorry man. Blushing and stuttering then running away, but not before letting out a girly squeak, isnt exactly what we meant."

"Smooth Blaine." Cameron laughed.

"When did this happen again?" Asked Jeff.

"We were at the coffee place and some chick starts flirting with Blainers, a cheerleader mind." Nick told them.

This had to be some sort of breach of the Bro Code.

"Flirting?" Blaine thundered. "Allow me to correct your vocabulary. She was practically sitting in my lap, purring."

"Mmmhm."

"Whatever. That Latina chick was crazy!" Blaine said hysterically.

"He couldnt even look her in the face when he started stuttering about having to leave. She probably thought he was staring at her chest, which could only help at this point."

The boys snickered.

BAR-

Acafellas - Chanson : Poison

The Acafellas occurring for the first time on stage. Emmas urging while Terri bored. Moreover, Figgins is there and pleasantly surprised. At the end of the song, the audience applauds warmly with Emma.

"That was pathetic with a side of decent singing." Trent said.

Cameron gestured toward them. "That my friends is us in twenty years... except Blaine," The aforementioned boy grinned proudly. "Hell probably make it as far as Detroit at the local cabaret." The smile fell into a pout, complete with crossed arms and hunched shoulders.

Emma : Yay... Ken ... Ken Tanaka.

Thought Will : In my own little way, I felt like i was finally...a star.

Moments later, the father of Will distributing CDs with his groups parent.

Mr Schuester : Thank you so much.

Suddenly, Will appears.

Mrs Schuester : Acafellas! Hey! Son, this is huge.

Will : Oh! ...

Mrs Schuester : Ah! ...

Will the parents take pride in their arms to him.

Mr. Schuester : We just sold all 17 copies of your cd.

Mrs. Schuester : I didnt even have to show any of them my bosoms.

Mr. Schuester : Doodle honey, you go get yourself a sanka.

Mrs. Schuester : Yeah. Okay.

Will : Thanks, mom. Good job.

Wills mother leaves. Will joins in the bars of his father.

Mr Schuester : I bought one for my grandson. So he can hear for himself How good his old man was.

Will : Ah! ...

Figgins appeared at that time.

Figgins : Shue, that was an amazing performance.

Will : Oh, thank you. I mean, were just starting out, so...

Figgins : Look, theres a pta meeting next thursday night And i want Acafellas to be the main event.

Will and his father very surprised but happy about the situation.

Figgins : I need those parents happy. They found out weve been serving their children prison food.

Will : uh-huh.

Figgins goes to Will and his father speechless.

Mr Schuester : Great job, son.

Will kissing his father.

TEACHERS LOUNGE-

Will and his group sitting at table, while Will reads the newspaper.

Will : Well... "Is it too soon to call Will Schuester the next Michael buble? The audience last thursday at benchwarmers sports bar didnt think ken tankas smoky baritone is like a cool fog that sweeps over a deep ocean of emotional intensité. A big thumbs-up to Henry St Pierre who proves you dont need all ten fingers to pluck a ladys heartstrings like a well-tuned sexy harpsichord. Only howard..." Uh, sorry, howard. They didnt say anything about you. "Buckle up, Ohio. are you ready for a new musical sensation? Youd better be, because here come the acafellas."

Will congratulations from his friends.

Ken : Yeah!

Sandy enters.

Will : Ah! Ah! Ah! ...

Sandy : Oh, congratulations. On your dead tree valentine, gentlemen. By the way, I want in. Stop right there, william. Ive got two words for you. Josh Groban. Hes coming to the PTA event.

Howard : Who is Josh Groban?

Sandy : Who is Josh Groban?! Kill yourself! He is an angel sent from heaven To deliver platinum records unto us. And if he were here right now, I would club you to death with his critics choice award.

Ken : Why would he come to our show?

Sandy : Because I invited him. Josh and I have become frequent pen pals Since he accidentally friended me on MySpace. And being my close personal confidant, He is only interested if I am in the group.

Will : No, Sandy. We have standards.

Sandy : Okay, fine. But just so you know, the blogs are all atwitter. They say hes looking for an opening act.

All are very surprised and interested.

OUTSIDE VOCAL ADRENALINE REHEARSAL-

Kurt, standing in the street of the building with his new car. The girls are very surprised.

Mercedes : Damn, Kurt, this car is fly.

Kurt : My dad got it for my sweet 16. After I swore to stop wearing formfitting sweaters That stop at the knee.

"I wonder if his dad knows hes gay. His mom must."

"Women do seem to have a sense for that kind of thing." Blaine said thoughtfully.

"Try telling that to Mercedes."

"I said women and sense, not love-struck teenage girls and hormones."

"I think Mercedes did have some idea, those Cheerio girls are messing with her judgment."

"Also, like he said, she is a teenage girl. From my Blaine experiences they really dont have a clue."

"But Blaine isnt as painfully obvious. Plus hes absolutely irresistible."

Blaine rolled his eyes. He was in the room.

Kurt is one at this moment.

Kurt : What he doesnt know doesnt hurt him.

Kurt closing its 4x4 then all head to the room.

Quinn : Are we even sure theyre rehearsing today?

Rachel : Vocal adrenaline rehearses every day from 2:30 until midnight.

"That really cant be healthy."

As they advance, Kurt takes the arm of Mercedes.

Mercedes : Im just so nervous these Vocal Adrenaline kids are gonna laugh at us. Theyre so cool and popular, and we look like we just stepped off the short bus.

Kurt : Those sweaty Nazis have just had more time to practice. We have more heart. And you dont look touched in the head. That outfit is amazing.

Mercedes smile, then look at the girls, Quinn and Santana, who encourage the eye to talk to Kurt.

Mercedes : So, would you ever, .. You know, want to hang out?

Tina and Rachel share looks.

"Tina and Rachel know whats up." Commented David.

Kurt : Come over. Its Liza Minnelli week on AMC!

Rachel : Guys! Thats Andrea Cohen. she won outstanding Soloist last year at absolutely tampastic.

Two young girls on the outside, one is throwing up.

Girl of Vocal Adrenaline : You cant ... leave rehearsals for any reason. That includes heat exhaustion or Crohns disease.

Rachel approaching.

Rachel : Are you guys Vocal Adrenaline? Wed like to talk to Dakota Stanley about choreography for our Glee Club.

"A girls puking her guts up, does Rachel even notice?"

Andrea Cohen : Dont! Hes a monster.

Vocal Adrenaline - Song : Mercy

In the rehearsal room, the Glee Club is attending a rehearsal of Vocal Adrenaline. They are completely stunned by their performance.

"And this ladies and gents is why we lost sectionals." Wes groaned.

"Because Vocal Adrenaline are a bunch of solar-powered robots bent on world domination?" Said Jeff.

"I think that sums it up." Cameron affirmed.

Nick leaned into Blaine."I wasnt really surprised we lost sectionals."

"Nope."

Dakota Stanley : Get off my stage!

"If thats what Vocal Adrenaline has to go through, then Im glad Blaine has a conscience. They deserve that trip to nationals."

"This does put a new meaning to the questionable means portion of my lecture."

Moments later, Rachel continues Dakota until his car.

Rachel : Mr. Stanley! Were the McKinley High Glee club.

Dakota : No interviews.

"Yikes! Hes scary looking!"

Tina : Wed like you to c-c-choreography for us.

Dakota : Look, my fee is $8,000 per number, Plus a $10,000 bonus if you place in the top three. And with Dakota Stanley at the wheel, you will place at the top three. Move it.

"8,000 dollars?" Thad did some quick mental math. "Thats really not that bad for a choreographer."

"For us maybe. We could split our months allowance and wed be golden. I dont think they have each got 1,000 dollars to spare."

Dakota went away.

Rachel : How are we gonna get $8,000?

"The boys could sell their semen."

"Gross Jeff!"

"Its always a valid option."

CHOIR ROOM-

Will repeat by Ken a few dance steps.

Will : Kick that way and back. You kick out... hold on. hold on.

Ken : Okay, one more.

Will : Okay. Kick out. Right behind you. Its all right.

"At this rate theyll get the Widowmaker down in about fifty years."

"Well it is the most difficult move in show choir."

Blaine protested, "Wha - Its not even hard!"

"I heard that Dakota Stanley attempted it with a group in upstate New York and the people were hospitalized."

"Oh my gosh!" Trent gasped.

"Seriously its easy! You just -

"NOBODY can do it!" Jeff exclaimed.

Blaine threw his hands up exasperation.

Ken : Oh! ... Where is everybody?

Will : ... Hum! ... Sandy went to get Henry from wood shop.

Will the phone rings and he answers.

Will : And, oh, theres Howard. (Phone.) « Hello.?»

Howard (Phone.) : « Will, I dont think i can be in the band anymore.?»

Will (Phone.) : « What?»

Howard (Phone.) : « Im doing inventory. It was never my dream.?»

Howard hangs up the phone.

Richard sat the end of Davids bed on three floor starting at television intently. "Watch Terrys behind him with a bottle of cyanide and kitchen knife." He shoved a handful of popcorn into his mouth.

Nicholi shivered and watched on in anticipation. He relaxed when Howard walked away wholly intact and not dead.

Ken : What?

Will : Hum! ... Howards out.

Ken : Oh, that ...

Emma enters the room.

Ken : ... thats just great. Whats he...

Ken sees Emma and Will.

Ken : Hey. Emma. You didnt, uh, see me dancing earlier did you?

Emma : oh, is that what that was? Look, i have some bad news.

Ken : Youre breaking up with me. What, here? In front of another dude?

"I dont think whats going between them could be considered dating."

Emma : No, look, please stop talking. Um, no, look, I think the Acafellas pressure has proven to be a little bit too much for Henry.

"Conspiracy theory!" Nicholi announced. "Terry is a serial killer and shes slowly offing everyone who poses a threat to her marriage.

"The story of Henrys missing thumbs was really a failed murder attempt. Our like that weird company in Cats Eye, where they cut your spouses fingers of if you dont quit smoking. Next Ken Tanaka will suddenly have a mental breakdown and disappear."

"Or shes an abusive wife and Shue needs to grow a pair."

Will : Really, why?

Emma : Well, he just downed six bottles of cough syrup, which is a lot, even for him.

"That puts new spin on the song by Young the Giant-"

"Which would sound amazing with Blaines voice." That gushed, his inner fanboy surfacing.

"Thank you." A very pleased Blaine said. Beside him Nick rolled his eyes.

Um, hes okay. Sandys in the emergency room with him now, but Figgins is insisting before he comes back; and can be around kids again, that he goes to rehab. So thats where hes going tomorrow morning.

"How would they even treat that?" Ethan wondered.

Flint shrugged.

Will and Ken helpless.

Ken : Thats just great. So acafellas is officially doomed now. You know, uh, when I get stressed, I... I work out. You can probably tell. So Im gonna, uh, down some power bars. Knock off a few reps. Come up with some solutions here.

"Yeah, thats how I work off stress." David flexed.

"So thats what I caught you and Jeff doing in the kitchens during finals week." Wes snorted.

"You two put a literal spin on cramming." Added Blaine.

Ken went away.

Will : It was fun while it lasted.

Emma : I dont think you should give up so easy, Will. You know, they said Van Halen was dead. After David Lee Roth quit, but my worn-out single of "Right now" says that they were wrong.

Emma went away.

CLASSROOM-

Will typing on his computer. Someone knocks and enters.

Finn : You got a sec, Mr. Shue?

Will : Yeah, of course. whats up?

Finn : I just want to tell you that Im quitting glee, too.

Will : Oh! ... I didnt quit glee.

Finn : Well, you might as well have. Its nutty in there. I try and talk sense into Rachel. But shes gone all chick-batty. I gotta be honest with you. Its hard being the quarterback when i get in the huddle and all the guys are calling me "deep throat." Glees bringing down my rep, man.

"I seriously cant even begin to comprehend that!" Jeff shook his head.

Will : Have the guts to stick with it a little bit longer. You are a gifted performer, Finn. you cant quit now. If you do, youre just gonna regret it for the rest of your life. Trust me! I know.

Finn : Its just not fun anymore.

Will : Hey, Finn, wait. Theres something I want to talk to you about.

LOCKER ROOM-

Ken, while sitting between Puck.

Puck : Hey, coach.

Ken : What do you want, Puckerman?

Puck : I hear theres a vacancy in your acapella group. I want to offer my services. I play guitar. And actually, Im a really good singer. There are a lot of moms at your gigs, right.

Thought Puck : Well, heres the thing you should know about me: Im not like everybody else in this crappy cow town. Ive got star potential, and more specifically, Im tired of wasting my time with high school girls.

Flash back

Puck in the corridors of the school facing Santana.

Puck : Youre breaking up with me?

Santana : Mm...

Puck : Why?

Santana : Your credit score is terrible. What I need as a woman is financial security.

"I wish I was a girl just so I could dump a guy like that."

"Theres something familiar about her." Blaine said more himself.

Nick heard it. "Its probably one of those faces." He shrugged it off.

Im not so sure. He thought.

Santana leaving.

Thought Puck : See, young girls will shoot you down and make you feel terrible about yourself...

Puck with an older woman near a Jacuzzi.

Thought Puck : ...but a cougar never disappoints.

Puck : Thanks, Mrs. H.

Mrs. H. : Is that a nipple ring?

Puck : Yeah, Im kinda rock and roll.

Mrs. H. : I need your help unclogging my bathtub drain.

"This looks like a bad episode of Desperate Housewives."

"You would know."

Thought Puck : The proof was in the sexual pudding. My above-ground pool cleaning business went through the roof once I embraced my gift for music and gave these fine ladies the romance they were missing. I also stopped beating people up so much.

Back to reality

Puck : When do we start rehearsals?

Ken grabbing by Puck the jersey.

Ken : Now you listen to me, you little psychopath. My love life is hanging by a thread and that thread is Acafellas. It drives my girlfriend nuts in the pants. So if you screw this up for me, I swear to you I will stick my fist So far down your throat, you will taste my armpit hairs. Do I make myself clear?

"Im convinced that everyone at that school is insane."

Puck : Mmhmm!...

Ken : Good. We rehearse Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8:00. Dont be late.

"People always say that but never specify where to where to go." Nicholi said thoughtfully.

"Seriously. I once ended up in a crack house because they didnt tell me." Ethan told them.

Everybody whipped around to look at him. "What?"

Ethan flinched at of the attention. "It was abandoned."

"When was this?" Asked Wes.

"A few weeks after I first joined. Every time I would ask a senior they would just laugh. I eventually heard some guys talking about the abandoned warehouse, and I guess I misunderstood."

"A crack house though. That didnt seem a little sketchy to you?" Blaine questioned.

"Every other time we had rehearsal in the senior commons and I was new! How was I supposed to know?"

"Zacharias pitched a fit when the cleaning staff didnt come in that weekend and dust. Surely you didnt think he would be okay with a filthy crack house." Wes said.

"Youre never going to let me live this down, are you?"

"Not on your life." Nicholi smirked.

"I regret telling you." Ethan sighed. "I thought this was a safe place." He crossed his arms and turned away them.

Ken releasing it then goes away.

CHOIR ROOM-

Will playing the guitar, while showing some Finn not Puck.

"They could use a crash course on turns - Warbler style!"

Will : Okay!

Puck : Come on.

Finn jostling Puck, Puck and then pounces on him. Will stops playing.

Puck : Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.

Will : Guys, stop. You guys got the steps down. You just need to relax, okay? Um, you guys play baseball, right? What does your coach tell you about hitting?

Puck : "If you charge the pitcher, bring the bat."

"Why cant our coaches be that much fun?"

"Because Jeff, Dalton is an esteemed institution that pays their staff well and this isnt Lima Heights Adjacent."

"That was mildly offensive Wes."

Will : Okay, um, but Im sure he also tells you to relax, right? Cause hittings all about the hips, right? You gotta loosen them up.

Will showing the footwork, then the other two join.

Will : Just swing that bat. All right, pretend, Acafellas, Madison Square Garden. Here we are. all those beautiful ladies out there. You swing that big ol bat. bam! Hit some home runs, all right, guys? All right. (Chuckles) Now lets try it from the top, okay? Here we go.

"Finn looks more like human weed-wacker."

Will takes up the guitar for Puck and Finn dance.

Will : Five, six, seven, eight. Yeah. Aw, yeah. Yeah, get those hips into it. Thats it! thats it! all right! Uh!

Puck and Finn welcome a pat hand and Will.

Will : Yeah!

Finn : That baseball thing sure was good, Mr. Shue.

Puck : Totally. That was awesome.

SCHOOL HALLWAY-

Mercedes is at her locker, while Rachel and Tina accost.

Rachel : We need to have a gay-vention. Thats a gay intervention.

Tina : Its K...K... Kurt. Hes lady fabulous. Its obvious you like him.

Rachel : We just dont want you to get hurt by feelings. He cant reciprocate.

Mercedes : Look, just because he wear nice clothes doesnt mean. Hes on the down-low.

Rachel : He wore a corset to second period today.

"Wow... Thats definitely something."

"I wonder if hes still wearing it." Blaine wondered.

Tina : You can do better, Mercedes.

Mercedes : Really? Well, what if I cant? Theres not a lot of guys around here knocking down my door for a date. Or yours, for that matter. Nobody notices us. Hello? Were in glee club. And Im tired of being lonely. Arent you? But Kurt... Kurt is sweet to me, and he likes who I am, and I like how I feel when Im with him. And hes in our group, he understands what Im going through. Now, maybe thats not enough for you guys, but its enough for me.

Rachel and Tina remain voiceless, while Mercedes leaves.

"I bet by the end of this Tims and Rachel will end up someones hag."

"Rachel maybe, but I dont see Tina being that desperate."

"You and Rachel would make a cute couple."

Blaine crinkled his nose in distaste. "No."

CAR WASH-

Everyone washes cars to pay Dakota. Emma Sue approach the scene looks exasperated.

Emma : You know what, Sue? I got to say, I really misjudged you. Getting the cheerios to help out with the Glee Club choreographer fund-raiser is one of the nicest things. Ive ever seen.

Sue : Well, Erma, Im willing to do whatever it takes to make this Glee Club successful.

Boys : Come on!

Emma : Ooh! So excited. Oh, I love a car wash, too, though, you know. When I was little, if I got all "A"s. My dad would let me wash his car, so Id get my little toothbrush out, and Id clean it all weekend long.

Sue : You know, the way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring. Im shocked youre not married.

Emma left speechless. While for their part, Mercedes and Kurt Kurts car wash that shines.

Mercedes : Your rims are clean. Weve polished them, like, three times already.

"You can never get a rim clean enough."

Blaine burst into laughter.

"What did I say?"

Blaine only laughed harder, gaining strange looks from everyone around the room.

"I just dont understand."

Kurt : Did you bring a change of clothes? Because were going straight to sing-along sound of music.

"Okay, any questions regarding his sexuality were just answered in that sentence."

"Maybe hes just a feminine man. Blaine?"

"Im sorry, hes been seeing my gaydar off since the pilot. Besides the Mercedes-Kurt storyline is totally setting it up that way."

"Conspiracy theory!" Nicholi announced again. "Plot twist!"

"So its a plot twist not a conspiracy theory." Blaine said.

Nicholi stared at him. "What - no, just - Anyway, conspiracy theory, Kurt and Mercedes get together and become most stable couple history ever throughout the entire show! Bam!"

"As each others beards. Bam!" David repeated sarcastically.

"I bet most of Kurts plotline is that he has face coming out, then eventually gets a boyfriend and has to deal with that."

Mercedes : So, listen, Kurt, This is like the third time weve gone out. Can we just make it official?

"I cant watch!" Blaine groaned.

Kurt : Make what official?

Mercedes : You know, that were dating.

Kurt : Im sorry, Mercedes, But I thought I made it very clear. Im in love with someone else.

"Love? Thats a bit intense. I wonder with whom."

"If its someone in glee club, its limited to Artie, Finn, or Mr. Shue."

"Assuming that hes gay." Trent added.

"Hes gay." Blaine, Nick, and Jeff answered simultaneously.

Trent recoiled a bit. "That was weird." He said quietly.

"Anyway," said David. "Lets hope its Artie."

Kurt watches Finn, but Rachel is when Mercedes is looking in the opposite direction of Kurt.

"Oh gross, its Finn."

"Whats wrong with Finn? He seems nice."

"Finn, the guy with the queen bitch incubus on his arm and the potential psychopath in a reindeer sweater pinning after him."

Blaine gave the on-screen teen a piteous look. A crush on such a popular, and so obviously straight boy, could only lead to bad things and a broken heart.

Mercedes : Rachel!

Kurt : Yes. For several years now.

"I can just see the love he feels toward Rachel." Nick said sarcastically."Im sorry but that was terrible acting Kurts part."

"I kind of adore Kurts sarcasm." Blaine said.

Mercedes, mad with rage, busts Kurts windshield with a rock.

Jeff went wide. "Holy crap! She just busted his windshield with a friggin rock!"

"Mmm, never underestimate the power of a mad, black woman." David stated ruefully.

Mercedes - Song : Bust Your Window

Mercedes began to sing and dance crazy with rage against Kurt.

Kurt : You busted my window. How could you do that? You busted my window!

Mercedes : Well, you busted my heart.

Mercedes before Kurt went away stunned.

CHOIR ROOM-

Dakota submitting a paper to each member of the Glee Club.

Dakota : Okay, please examine your personalized menus. This is what youre going to be eating for the next six months.

Mercedes : Um, mine just says coffee.

"We could totally do that!" Said Nicholi.

Jeff nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah, we pretty much already do."

"I think he just means straight black coffee, hold the espresso shots... and whipped cream."

Thad made a face. "Screw that, Id rather lose regionals."

Dakota : Hum! Hum!

Rachel : Whats smelt?

Dakota : A pungent low-carb freshwater fish. Okay, lets start with todays business. Artie, youre cut. Youre not trying hard enough.

Artie : Not trying at what?

Dakota : At walking. we cant be wheeling you around during every number. It throws off the whole dynamic, and its depressing.

"You would think those Cheerio girls paid him to be extra nasty."

"Probably did."

Mercedes : So, youre kicking him out?

Dakota : Mm-hmm. Also you has got to go, Effie.

"Then why did he bother coming with a diet for her? I thought the point of this guy was to make them better? Next hes going replace everyone with robots, rename the club, and relocate them to Montana!"

"Calm down Nicholi! Maybe we should take you off of the espresso."

"Im so confused!"

Mercedes : Oh! ...

Dakota : No, no, no. Yeah.

Kurt : You cant kick people out of Glee Club because you dont like the way they look.

Dakota : Uh, why dont you shut your face-gash and stay away from aerosol cans because you could burst into flames at any second? You three ...youre great. youre perfect. Seriously. dont change thing.

Cameron scoffed. "Yeah because theyre plastic."

"What do mean?"

"That middle one, Quinn, totally nose job."

"How would you know?"

"My dads a plastic surgeon, I know one when I see it."

Uh, you... ew, nose job.

Finn : Now just hold on a second. What?

"I love how Finn only intervenes when his non-girlfriend is insulted."

Dakota : What was that, Frankenteen? Why dont you, uh, wipe that Dopey look off your face and get some lotion for those knuckles youve been dragging on the ground?

Finn : Whats wrong with you?

Dakota : Whats wrong with me? Whats wrong with me is that youre freakishly tall. I feel like a woodland Creature. Um, am I hurting your feelings? Did I say something wrong? Because I thought you wanted somebody who respected you enough to tell you the truth. But maybe you dont have the confidence to hear it, hmm? Maybe you need somebody whos going to Lie to you and tell you things like, "you got what it takes." But you know what? As far as I can see, you dont. So, why dont you just take a little second, take a breather, and ask yourself, "Do I want to be a winner... or not?"

"You were right about this guy being a south pole elf." Jeff muttered.

Finn : Screw this. I quit.

Finn leaves followed by Tina.

Artie : Me too

Mercedes : Lets roll, Artie.

Mercedes and Artie go too.

Dakota : No. great, great. You know, separate the wheat from the chaff; thats perfect.

Rachel : Wait. (Everyone stops.) Barbra Streisand. When Barbra was a young ingénue, everyone told her in order to be a star. Shed have to get a nose job. Thankfully, she refused.

"I have a feeling thats going to come back to haunt us."

Dakota : Wheres this going, Yentl?

Rachel : Where its going is that... We dont need you. Lets face it. Were never going to be as good of dancers as Vocal Adrenaline. Were gonna win because... were different. And thats what makes us special.

Mercedes : They told J. Lo her booty was too big.

Artie : Curtis Mayfield was more successful after he became paralyzed.

Finn : Jim Abbot.

Kurt : I have no idea who that is.

Finn : He was a one-armed pitcher for the Yankees. Pitched a no-hitter.

Dakota : Okay, so, yeah. Misfits and spaz-heads and cripples can make it, too. Thats great. Whats your point?

Rachel : Our point is that... youre fired. And Im taller than you.

"Go Rachel!"

The Glee Club smiled.

Dakota : Mm...

"So eight thousands dollars - that theyre probably going to need the in the future - just walked out the door."

BACKSTAGE-

Finn : Wait, we have to wear mascara?

Ken : Sandy says it makes our eyes pop.

Finn leaving.

Finn : Okay.

Puck : Theres a lot of moms out there, right?

Will enters.

Will : Guys, dont worry about it. Just get in the zone, all right? This is going to be fun. Believe me. Youre going to remember this night for the rest of your lives.

Will adjusts the costume Finn.

Finn : Mr. Schue.

Will : I know, youre nervous.

Finn : No, that isnt what I wanted to tell you. Its just... thanks. For believing in me.

Sandy comes running.

Sandy : Hes here! Hes here! Josh Groban is here! Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed. Wait a minute.

Will : He actually showed up? I cant believe it!

Sandy : Gentlemen, forget every experience you have ever had in your drab little lives. This is the most important thing you will ever do. Places!

CONCERT HALL-

Acafellas - Song : I Wanna Sex You Up

The Acafellas on stage before an audience very enthusiastic.

"Interesting song choice."

BACKSTAGE-

Sandy, covered with flowers, Figgins speaks with enthusiasm.

Sandy : I would like to just go into the recording studio and lay some of those tracks down.

Josh Groban and his bodyguard come but Sandy does not see it yet.

Sandy : And of course I would love to play some bigger venues. Wembley Stadium, Red Rocks...

Sandy turns.

Sandy : Oh!

Josh : Hey, guys, Im Josh Groban. This is my bodyguard, Flex. We were in town. I was inducting Run-DMC into the rock and roll hall of fame last night, So I thought Id stop by and say hello. So, which one of you is, uh... Sandy?

Sandy raised her hand.

Sandy : Ooh!...(Laughs) We are so honored that you came here today

Josh : I came here to tell you...

Sandy : Yes, Sir?

Josh : ... Stop emailing me. This is a restraining order. Stop sending me nude photos. Stop calling me. I dont know how you got my number! I dont know how you got my number again after I changed it, but I dont want any more of your edible gift baskets or locks of your hair. And I dont want to read any more of those sonnets you wrote for me.

Flex : That stuff got crazy, dude.

Everyone is shocked and disappointed.

Josh : Are we clear?

Sandy nodded.

Josh : Thank you, gentlemen. And by the way, great show.

The Acafellas smile.

Josh : I mean, like, ...Explosive.

Will : Thanks. Sorry.

Josh and his guard are gone.

"That was weird."

PARKING LOT-

Will and his wife returning.

Terri : Im sorry, will. I... I could have been more supportive. You guys were actually pretty good. And you were good.

Will : You were really good. Yeah?

Terri : Yeah.

Will giving his sash to his wife. Then he kisses his wife when his father approach.

Mr. Schuester : Dont bother. Shes already pregnant. Hey, kids. Have you seen doodle?

Mrs. Schuester drunk listening Josh.

Josh : Now, you might be thinking, why would a pop star like me come over here and talk to you? Well, let me tell you something. Throngs of screaming teenagers dont do it for Josh Groban. No. Josh Groban loves a blowsy alcoholic.

"Good to know."

Mrs. Schuester : Oh. Oh, wow. Youll have to forgive me, maam. Im a little bit drunk, and Im afraid Im not making good choices right now.

Always together.

Terri : Maybe she slipped and hit her head again.

"I wish you would slip and hit your head."

Terri went away.

Mr. Schuester : You guys kicked some serious tail up there tonight.

Will laughs.

Mr. Schuester : Sorry about the whole Josh Groban thing.

Will : Nah, its all right. How are the other guys taking it?

Mr. Schuester : That Ryerson guy cried himself to sleep in Figgins arms and Ken Tanaka is raiding the nacho bar. What about you?

Will : You okay? You know, dad... I am. I mean, this was all a dream come true, but... Im a teacher. And a really good one. Thats enough for me.

Mr. Schuester : I know. I saw the way your students look at you. You inspire people. You inspired me.

Will : What do you mean?

Mr. Schuester : Im going to law school. Night classes for now, Until I get all of my prerequisites, but I registered yesterday. You made me realize its never too late Too grow a pair and go after your dream.

Will : Thats amazing, dad. Thats so amazing!

Will clutching his father in his arms.

EMPTY MCKINLEY HALLWAY-

Kurt in his locker, while the Mercedes approach.

Mercedes : Hey, Kurt. I just wanted to say Im really sorry I did that to your car. Ill pay for it to get fixed.

Kurt : Its okay. My dad took my baby away after he found my tiara collection in my hope chest.

Mercedes : And I just wanted to say I hope it works out between you and Rachel. Youll have really cute, loud babies.

Mercedes starts to leave.

Kurt : Mercedes.

Mercedes returns.

Kurt : I lied to you. I dont like Rachel. Im gay.

"Sorry Nicholi, your conspiracy never stood a chance."

Mercedes : Why didnt you just tell me?

Kurt : Because Ive never told anyone before.

"Who was right? I bet it happens in the next couple episodes."

Mercedes : You shouldnt be ashamed of who you are, Kurt.

Kurt cries.

It was a strange feeling, but Blaine wanted to give the boy a big hug.

Mercedes : You should just tell people, especially the kids in Glee. The whole point of the club is about expressing whats really inside you, remember?

Kurt : I cant. Im just not that confident, I guess.

Kurt went away.

SUES OFFICE-

Sue, angry face sitting Quinn and Santana.

Sue : Let me get this straight. The Glee Club got rid of Dakota Stanley. Mr. Schuester is back and theyre busy at work on a new number, more confident than ever.

CHOIR ROOM-

The Glee Club repeating Will a new choreography.

Will : And down... clap, and up, clap, clap. Down, clap, and up, clap, clap.

SUES OFFICE-

Sue, still angry, scolds his daughters.

Sue : This is what we call a total disaster, ladies. Im going to ask you to smell your armpits.

"She gets weirder by the minute."

Quinn and Santana running

Sue : Thats the smell of failure. And its stinking up my office. Im revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of the semester.

Santana, in tears, followed by leaves Quinn pauses.

Quinn : Miss Sylvester, I want to thank you.

Sue : For what?

Quinn : For teaching me a valuable life lesson. When you really believe in yourself, you dont have to bring other people down.

"Glee club is starting to get to her!"

Quinn goes under the very eyes of Sue.

CHOIR ROOM-

Will continue to repeat the Glee Club.

Will : Uh, uh, step, ball change and head. Step, ball change and head. Low and up. Low and high! Oh, what do you guys think?

Rachel : Mr. Schuester.

Will : Yes. Rachel.

Rachel : It was really good.

Everyone smiles and claps.

Will : Thank you. Thank you. Okay.

END

"Next up: Glee season one, episode four: Preggers." David announced.

"How do you know what the episodes are called?" Ethan asked.

David held up a thin plastic sheet. "This was in the box. I must have missed it before."

The boys crowded around David to get a good look. The sheet read all of the episodes for four seasons.

"Oooo! Can we just skip straight to the good stuff? Like Power of Madonna or Blame It On the Alcohol?" Trent asked excitedly.

"Or I am Unicorn." Suggested Blaine. "That certainly sounds like a bucket of fun."

Wes gasped. "Absolutely not. We cant just skip around, you wont know whats going on. Besides thats just lazy."

"Geez Wes. Calm down."

Wes glared at Flint.

"Now Im impatient." Jeff sighed. "I want to see Guilty Pleasures."

"What about The First Time?" Nick waggled his eyebrows.

Blaine lightly shoved him. "Pervert."

"What?" He said innocently.

A/N: Next chapters full of Kurt and some angst!

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