Blaine sat in the food court, waiting for Brittany and Santana to show up. "Hey hobbit?" Blaine turned to see Santana walking towards him. "Glad you came to meet us. Come on. I don't got all day."

Blaine got up and joined her. "Uhm, what exactly are we doing today? And, where's Brit?"

"Questions delude the process." Santana said as she steered him towards the sporting goods store. She directed Blaine towards the mountain sports section. When they arrived they found Brittany standing there holding pieces of a harness.

"Seriously, Santana, what the hell is going on?" Blaine was getting nervous.

"You're gonna sing a number with us in Glee. Now just stand still!"

Kurt did his best to stay busy for the day, but his curiosity was acting up. Blaine had yet to text him about what Santana and Brittany were up to. Kurt knew that whatever it was, someone would be leaving the situation embarrassed. Instead of obsessing over it, he decided to focus on homework. 4.0 don't earn themselves.

Come Monday morning, Kurt had still not heard from Blaine. When he got to school, his boyfriend was nowhere to be found. Nor were Santana and Brit. Kurt was starting to get nervous.

"Hey Boo, you all right?" Kurt whipped around to see Mercedes talking to him. She listened to his instructions well. She looked fabulous from head to toe. "Where's prince charming?"

"I assume with Brit and San still. They had a shopping trip on Saturday. I haven't talked to him since. I'm pretty sure San either killed him or he ran out of town in fear." Kurt joked as they made their way to their homeroom.

Blaine skipped lunch but according to Tina and Mike he was, in fact, at school that day. When Kurt got to Pre-Calc, he saw Blaine sitting at their usual table. Class was starting so they didn't get to talk much. At the end of class, Kurt had to ask, "So how was the mall with the girls? What did they want?"

"Oh nothing, just hanging out with the girls." Blaine leaned over to kiss Kurt on the cheek. He then headed out into the crowded hallway. He turned quickly to Kurt with a smirk, "See you in Glee Club, babe."

Kurt suddenly felt nervous. He couldn't focus at all on his next class.

Kurt entered Glee, anxious as ever. He sat in his usual spot in the back. When Mr. Shue walked in, he wasted no time. "Ok guys, starting us off today is a performance by Blaine, Brittany, and Santana. But we need to head down to the auditorium, so let's go."

"A song for Glee? That's why he had me all freaked out? What an ass!" Kurt muttered as they made their way to the auditorium.

When they got there, they were greeted by Blaine, alone on the stage. Once everyone was seated, the music began.

So, you see, everybody in Berlin has a perfectly

marvellous roommate. Some people have two people.

Suddenly, Santana comes sliding down from the rafters, dressed in a red German milkmaid dress.

Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!

Brittany follows suit, wearing a green twin of Santana's dress.

Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!

Blaine unhooked their harnesses.

Beedle dee, deedle dee, Beedle dee, deedle dee,

Dee!

The trio prances around the stage, Blaine rarely drifting from the center.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

Two ladies.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

Two ladies.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

And I'm the only man,

Ja!

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

I like it.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

They like it.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

This two for one.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

Two ladies.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

Two ladies.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

Und he's the only man

Ja!

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

He likes it.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

We like it.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

This two for one.

I do the cooking...

Brittany mimed cooking on a stove while Blaine gave her bottom a pinch.

Und I make the bed.

Santana bent over like she was folding sheets and Blaine gave her bottom a light tap.

I go out daily

To earn our daily bread.

But we've one thing in common,

He...

She...

And me,

The key,

Beedle dee, dee,

The key,

Beedle dee, dee, the key,

Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee, dee!

Their dance break was a series of provocative movements, but it was clear that they were more humorous than sexual. At one point, Brit and Santana each grabbed a pant leg and tore Blaine's slacks away. Blaine was wearing ridiculously long boxers and his socks were held on by garters. He mocked surprise before chasing the girls around for a moment.

Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!

We switch partners daily

To play as we please.

Twosies beats onesies,

But nothing beats threes.

I sleep in the middle,

I'm left,

Und I'm right,

But there's room on the bottom

If you drop in some night.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

Two ladies.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

Two ladies.

Beedle dee, dee dee dee,

And he's the only man.

Ja!

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

I like it,

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

They like it!

Beedle dee, dee dee dee...

Blaine reattached each of their harnesses and they appeared to be hooking one on him as well.

This two for one.

Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee,

Deedle dee, dee!

The three of them ascended up as Blaine gave his last few lines.

Thank you! Lulu! Bobby! And me!

Oh, I'm so hot now!

Come, my Lieblings, upstairs!

The music played out and they were once again lowered to the ground. The Glee Club sprang to their feet in applause. Kurt ran up on to the stage and in to Blaine's arms. "That was hilarious! Oh my god, you guys were great!" Blaine blushed slightly and hugged Kurt tighter.

"Glad you liked it. Now you see why I didn't want to tell you anything?" Kurt nodded and kissed him lightly on the lips.

"Ok guys, you three get changed and let's head back to the choir room. We have one more performance for the day." Mr. Shue announced. Once everyone was changed and the harnesses were packed away, everyone returned to the classroom. Everyone but Sam, guitar in hand, sat in the chairs.

"So, uhm, you guys know that I'm not really good with words so I decided to do this with a song." He strummed a chord on the guitar and looked up at the group. "Mercedes this is for you."

Mercedes' eyes were wide with shock and her face heated up as Sam began to sing.

I hung up the phone tonight

Something happened for the first time

Deep inside

It was a rush

What a rush

'Cause the possibility

That you would ever feel the same way

About me

It's just too much

Just too much

Why do I keep running from the truth

All I ever think about is you

You got me hypnotized

So mesmerized

And I've just got to know

Do you ever think

When you're all alone

All that we could be?

Where this thing could go?

Am I crazy or falling in love?

Is it really just another crush?

Do you catch a breath

When I look at you?

Are you holding back

Like the way I do?

'Cause I'm trying, trying to walk away

But I know this crush ain't going

Away

Going away

Has it ever crossed your mind

When we're hanging,

Spending time, girl, are we just friends

Is there more

Is there more

See it's a chance we've gotta take

'Cause I believe that we can make this

Into something that'll last

Last forever

Forever

Why do I keep running from the truth

All I ever think about is you

You got me hypnotized

So mesmerized

And I've just got to know

Going away

Going away

"So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, Mercedes? Will you-"

Before Sam could finish Mercedes jumped forward and kissed him hard on the lips. "Yes, yes I'll go out with you." The room erupted into cheers and sounds of endearment as the newly formed couple took their seats.

Kurt leaned over to his best friend, "Glad I told you to look hot today?" He whispered.

"Thanks, Boo." She replied with a wink. The room fell silent as Mr. Shue started discussing their next assignment.

Holiday Spectaculars.