They had talked about Kurt going with him. They had even discussed having Kurt in the room while he did it. Ultimately, they decided that while the moral support would be welcome, giving a sperm sample was just uncomfortable enough that it would be easier for both of them if Kurt waited at home.

He lifted his head as Blaine walked in the front door. Kurt looked at his husband with a mischievous expression on his face.

Blaine hung his coat in the closet and placed his keys in the bowl before he walked through the kitchen doorway. He was already feeling awkward from what he had just done; no matter how long he had been thinking about taking this step in their quest to have a baby, the reality had been much more embarrassing than anything he had been able to imagine. As Blaine looked at his Kurt's expression, he knew whatever came next was going to be loads of fun for Kurt; not so much for himself.

"So…how did it go?" Kurt asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Fine," Blaine replied as he walked to the refrigerator and pulled out a bottle of water.

"Success?" Kurt tried again, watching Blaine's discomfort in poorly concealed amusement.

"Yes," Blaine said tightly.

Kurt let the moment stretch out for maximum impact. "So you essentially jacked off for Rachel Berry," he said with twinkling eyes, trying not to laugh.

Blaine couldn't help but let out a disbelieving laugh at his husband's balls. "Laugh it up, you big jerk," he said with a smile. "Next time around, it's your turn." He walked towards the hall to the bedroom, pausing at the doorway. "Besides, you're making fun of the first step in our having a child. You should be ashamed of yourself."

Kurt chuckled as Blaine walked out. He really should be ashamed, but he was having way too much fun.