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This is my first foray back into the murky waters of fan-fiction, the last back in the day (way way back in the year 2000, just like that song by Pulp) when my teenage self was obsessed with writing about vampires long before Stephanie Meyer made it all cool and heteronormative. I'm an old lady now compared to most of you bright young things and even have a doctorate in this English literature stuff (yup, it's Dr. Lizzysaurus thanks very much). I've published all sorts of writing, but a friend of mine recently got me interested in fan-fiction again. I've loved (and laughed at) reading some of the great little stories you guys have been posting so wanted to share some of my own ideas with you. Thanks for reading!