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Hi! I'm the writer known as LaurieRoar. NO, that's not my YouTube channel.) I enjoy Italian sodas, long walks in the summer by fancy houses, and eating spaghetti as it's eaten on Lady and the Tramp. Date ad aside, my ideal lifestyle would be living in Vancouver with all the other lesbians, working as a renowned yoga teacher during the day and performing in musicals with mezzo/belter main characters at night. I actually film weddings and music videos for a just-barely living, and spend literally every waking second watching Prison Break, Dexter, The L Word and other Showtime dramadies with my girlfriend. Occasionally we watch documentaries and LGBT-themed movies. We literally have no friends. Would YOU like to be my friend? OH - I also like cuddling with my kitties. :D