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  • Joined: Jul 28, 2011
    Submissions: 38
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Klaine is obviously my OTP and I have a lot of Klaine fics mainly smut) that I'd love to share with my fellow Kurtsies and Klainers.


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Golden Rule

Kurt, the current school sex-shark, is asked by Rachel, ex-slut and ex-girlfriend, to a 3-way with her boyfriend, Blaine Anderson. Ladies-man Kurt realizes an important aspect of himself afterwards involving Blaine who quickly becomes the best friend that he's ever had...and maybe more. At the same time Santana and Kurt may have made a beautiful mistake.


E - Closed - Chapters: 8/? - Words: 14,716 - Updated: Jun 01, 2012
1,618 0 1 0 7
Categories: Angst, AU, Drama, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez,
Tags: friendship, multiple partners, hurt/comfort,

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I Feel The Chemicals Kicking In

Kurt gets a "little problem" whenever he's around his boyfriend, Blaine. Finn tries to help, Kurt in a skirt, public handjob, 69, blowjobs, shower sex, first times, soreness, the nervous Game, pool parties, and car sex!


E - Complete - Chapters: 17/17 - Words: 35,757 - Updated: Jun 01, 2012
13,046 0 2 0 19
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship, first time,

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This Could Be The End Of Everything

When Kurt and Blaine get drunk at Puck's, Finn must go out and find them in the middle of a snowstorm after they've wandered from the party. But can Finn find them when they are both passed out in the snow?


E - Complete - Chapters: 2/2 - Words: 5,427 - Updated: Jul 29, 2011
1,422 0 1 0 4
Categories: Angst, Romance, Suspense,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman,
Tags: established relationship, first time, friendship, OMG CREYS, hurt/comfort,

Sex Ed

There is a mandatory Sex Ed orientation for all Dalton students which means Kurt and Blaine have to attend as well! And the teacher, Ms. Holly Holliday.


T - Words: 1,527 - Updated: Jul 29, 2011
1,714 0 0 9
Categories: Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Holly Holliday, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: friendship,

And When I Touch You I Feel Happy Inside

Kurt and Blaine are taking it slow, but Blaine's version of "taking it slow" is driving Kurt insane. They love each other, so why not move quicker? Some coffee shop romance. Kloffee time.


K - Words: 968 - Updated: Jul 29, 2011
1,352 0 2 2
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship,

You Gave My Life Direction

Blaine and Kurt are offically dating and feel that they should tell Burt Hummel, Kurt's father. The biggest concern though is if Burt will be able to let his baby boy grow up. Suggestive comments. Fluff. Very mild Klaine/slash refrences. ONE-SHOT


K - Words: 1,447 - Updated: Jul 29, 2011
1,077 0 1 0
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Drama,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship,

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I'm So Glad You Have A One Track Mind Like Me

Kurt and Blaine use their free period for their own "recreational activities" in the study commons. Hopefully they're alone...


E - Words: 613 - Updated: Jul 29, 2011
1,096 2 1 1
Categories: Humor, PWP, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, David Martinez, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship,

Imma Get Your Heart Racing In My Skin Tight Jeans

Klaine! Boyfriends Kurt and Blaine share a dorm at Dalton. Today is Saturday and Kurt wants to go out with Mercedes, but he's just having some problems with his pants... Wardrobe malfunction!


K - Words: 1,143 - Updated: Jul 29, 2011
1,472 0 0 2
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship,

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Droid Texting Bomb

Blaine gets the SMS Bomber Texting app on his new Droid. Kurt has deep pockets and his "bombed" phone is on his crotch during class resulting in a 'little problem'. Try to remove it and the teacher thinks he's texting. Blaine to the rescue!


E - Words: 2,426 - Updated: Jul 29, 2011
1,353 1 2 5
Categories: Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship,

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Klaine Slash

Nuff Said. Kurt and Blaine are offically dating, and now share a dorm room at the academy. After months of kissing, Kurt wants more...and Blaine is definitely willing to oblige, and some. Kurt Top!


E - Words: 2,453 - Updated: Jul 29, 2011
1,167 1 0 3
Categories: Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Tags: established relationship,

Watching You Is The Only Drug I Need

Blaine has one fear: the dentist! When he has to get his wisdom teeth pulled out, Kurt is the only one who can comfort him and be there for him. To calm him though, he gets drugged for surgery. Valium ensues. Loopy Blaine. Fluffy fluff! Klaine.


K - Words: 2,437 - Updated: Jul 28, 2011
1,726 0 1 6
Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor, Romance,
Characters: Blaine Anderson,
Tags: friendship, hurt/comfort,

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