July 28, 2011, 1:07 p.m.
Operation K.L.A.I.N.E.B.O.W.S.
Okay, so you might be wondering why the guys of New Directions are paying a visit to the Dalton Academy Warblers. Let's take a visit with Puckerman on what brought us here."Okay, so Kurt was being harassed at McKinley in grade nine by a jerk ass named Kurofsky for being gay, when Kurofsky turned out to be a flaming homo himself."Wait, Puck, you can't just say stuff like that. It could hurt someone's feelings!"Dude, the Puckasaurus gets to say whatever he wants. I'm a total badass.Anyways, Kurt transferred to Dalton Academy after being placed there as a spy. Guess who made him do that?"Bro, stop talking about my girlfriend like that and get to the point!"Chill, Finn; from one Jew to another, I have to be nice. And she's not your girlfriend anymore, remember?"Puck!"Okay, okay! So, for the past two years him and Blaine has had unsolved sexual tension "That's my brother!"- And if I was Blaine, I would've tapped that by now. But no one has as much charm as Puckzilla. And that's what you missed on Glee!" Operation K.L.A.I.N.E.B.O.W.S. is a go!
Author's Notes: THIS IS NOT A ONE-SHOT. I REPEAT, NOT A ONE-SHOT.Set in an alternate universe!Disclaimer: I own Glee. I'm not even kidding, all of the seasons and albums are right here on my computer! Kidding. I'm not R.I.B., therefore, Il te nada. I did nothing (character wise) and I own nothing.
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Words: 1,141 - Posted: Jul 28, 2011