swallowthewhale
Nov. 12, 2012, 3:41 p.m.
Nov. 12, 2012, 3:41 p.m.
On the package, it says, "Kurt is a 3rd generation AX400 Android capable of looking after the house, doing the cooking, minding the kids, organizing appointments, speaking 300 languages, and is entirely at your disposal as a sexual partner. There is no need to feed or recharge him and he comes equipped with a battery that makes him autonomous for 173 years. See the included booklet for operational instructions." Inside is a boy with pale skin and blue eyes, unmoving.
Author's Notes: inspired by (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0KTUysrwgQ &list=PLB7850D35E2ED6B13 &index=31 &feature=plpp_video) this, which you absolutely should watch