hi, I’m Kurt Hummel

and I’m Blaine Anderson

this is an account of how we broke-up

***

“What the hell Blaine” said Kurt, He’d just found Blaine backstage at Regionals sat on the sofa with Sebastian straddling him their lips pressed together.

“Oh My God, Kurt No Fuck” he said attempting to push Sebastian off.

***

Eloquent as always

Well you *had* just walked in on Sebastian trying to break us up… I’m still shocked it worked

I’m shocked that you didn’t try to stop him if this isn’t how you wanted it to end… if you still loved me

I do stil-

Save it Blaine! I caught you tonguing Sebastian remember. Anyway back to the story.

***

“Blaine, What… I can’t even…errggggghhhh” said Kurt

***

Now *that’s* eloquence… Oh no not your death stare it burns, Kurt, it burns

***

“Kurt, I’m sorry I – He- he cornered me”

“YEAH RIGHT! IN TO THE SOFA!!! BLAINE I’M NOT STUPID!!!!!!!”

“Kurt, I love you… I didn’t want this to happen…”

“What you mean to say is you didn’t want to get caught… don’t think I haven’t noticed… when where you going to tell me his been texting you stuff like that!!!! Blaine huh… I thought we told each other EVERYTHING!!!!!”


***

That was slightly unfair Kurt… one It’s not like I replied and two you shouldn’t have been going through my phone

You know if you had told me I would have been mad but we would have sorted it and I wouldn’t even had been mad at you, you’d been secretive and I NOTICED that something was bugging you when you got texts… so I checked them and I found them… you should have told me Blaine I* was* your boyfriend

I wasn’t thinking Kurt, I knew that my contact with him upset you and I didn’t want you to worry about Sebastian ‘stealing’ me from you, I do and always will belong to you

Yes well maybe you should have thought about that before kissing him!!!!

I didn’t kiss him, he kissed me… shall I tell you what happened before you arrived?

***

“Hey Blaine” said Sebastian smoothly “Been enjoying my texts?”

“Back off horse teeth” bit Blaine.

“Woah, been taking bitch lessons off Old Becky White?”

“Hey, don’t talk about Kurt that way… he’s twice the man you’ll ever be!!!”

“I doubt that hobbit, I bet there’s nothing you’d like more than to feel me inside you… wouldn’t you?” said Sebastian in Blaine’s ear.

Blaine froze as the images that Sebastian had sent him daily for the past two weeks flashed through his mind. Sebastian’s was alright but Kurt’s was longer and thicker.

“Oh, so you’re not denying it” a smirk tugging on Sebastian’s lips. “Are you actually considering this?”

“NO! I am not! I. LOVE. KURT. And no amount of nude pictures of you will change that…he’s my boyfriend and not you, all you doing is making me hate you more”

Suddenly Blaine found Sebastian’s arms around his waist his hands cupping Blaine’s ass and walking forward and pushing Blaine down onto the sofa.

“You can’t say you don’t like this” he said as he straddled Blaine’s lap, leaning forward pressing his lips against Blaine’s.

***

And that’s when you walked in. See I defended you and I didn’t initiate it, HE did the guy who we both loathe… why would I want to kiss him after what he did to my eye?

Well…err… I saw you kissing back Blaine!!! It was an OPEN MOUTHED KISS!!!!

Okay yes, I may have kissed him back a little… but that doesn’t change the fa-

What? It doesn’t change the fact you love me? Because you kissed another man Blaine, if he kissed you and you HADN’T kissed back I’d understand but you fucking kissed him back… you obviously don’t love me or you wouldn’t have

Let’s just go back to the actual break-up

Fine! So where was I?

Sebastards texts

Oh yeah
***

“Kurt, those texts mean nothing to me okay NOTHING!!!” pleaded Blaine.

“Oh yeah really that’s why you haven’t deleted them then!!!”

Blaine fell silent… why hadn’t he deleted those texts, he hates Sebastian. He felt both Sebastian and Kurt stares boring in to him.

“So you’ve seen them all the which was your favourite then Kurt… Blaine’s is the one from February 5th” said Sebastian revelling in the moment which he’d created.

“WHAT!!!” Kurt screeched “you have a favourite????”

“No! Sebastian shut the fuck up!!! I HATE you so much, you’ve ruined everything!!!!”

“No Blaine you did, yes Sebastian had some part in this but you ruined this. YOU are the cheater, we’re through you hear me it. is. over.” said Kurt as the tears started falling and he ran out.

***

You ruined what we had Blaine not Sebastian, he was merely the lips you kissed

Yes I fucked up big time really, I’m sorry but you’ll want to hear what happened afterwards

***

“He is right there Blaine, so now you’re free to date…” Sebastian didn’t get to finish that sentence because Blaine’s fist collided with his left cheek.

“I WILL NEVER WANT AND NEVER WANTED TO DATE YOU, YOU NASTY LITTLE BASTARD!!!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!! YOU’VE RUINED THE BEST FUCKING THING TO HAPPEN TO ME IN MY SORRY LIFE, YOU KNOW I WAS BEAT UP BY DAD SO I MOVED OUT AND NOW I LIVE WITH MY BROTHER COOPER…. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PUT HIM THOUGH WITH THAT FUCKING SLUSHIE? THAT WAS THE SECOND TIME HE’D BEEN WAITING FOR ME IN HOSPITAL SO WHY DON’T YOU JUST STOP FUCKING WITH MY LIFE AND LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!” shouted Blaine.

***
Wow you…you punched him?

Err yeah, he really pissed me off, he made you dump me… you wer-

the best thing to ever happen to you. I know you told me… every day for two years

Kurt…err are you okay?

Yeah I’m fine, shall I tell you where I went when I stormed off?

***

Kurt ran to east staircase, the one that leads down to the outside dining area. He had had so many good memories with Blaine on these stairs.

When he came to confront Karofsky with him.

The make-out session after Blaine and the warblers had said sung Somewhere Only We Know.

Apologising for competing with him for Tony in West Side Story.

He sank down and began to sob harder.

“Kurt, are you okay?” asked Rachel. She must have followed him here; she had a knack for telling if he was upset.

“No, I’m not… I’ve just broke up with Blaine… he was…he…he kissed Sebastian” said Kurt ushering another wave of tears.

“Oh, honey I’m sorry, would you like me to talk to Blaine?”

“No Rach its fine, I’ve said everything that needed to be said, but would it be okay if I was just alone for a little while? I just need to be on my own”

“Sure honey, I love you”

***

you know that was one of my favourite places in McKinley, it was where I asked you out on a none official first date

what that was a date?

uh yeah…err but…erm… I thought that maybe you didn’t like me in that way afterwards; I guess I misread your signs… I was good at that

yeah but I loved you anyway…What happened after you punched and yelled at the meerkat?

***

“Jeeze Blaine calm down okay!” said Sebastian.
“NO! I WILL NOT FUCKING CALM DOWN… MY LIFE IS OVER; KURT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT MADE ME FEEL SPECIAL, LOVED WANTED… BESIDES COOPER!”

“What’s beside me?” asked Cooper entering the room “Hey B! Congrats on the win you and Kurt ready for Ice Cream”

Blaine walked over to Cooper and began to cry on his shoulder…

“Hey, hey, hey what’s wrong? B what’s happened”

“He dumped me… because HE” pointing at Sebastian “He kissed me! and he’s the one who threw the slushie” Kurt will kill him for letting cooper… oh wait Kurt wasn’t his anymore, he wouldn’t care.

“Oh! so you’re the punk who hurt my little brother” said cooper advancing on Sebastian. “and now you fuck up his relationship with Kurt”

Cooper was about 3 inches taller than Sebastian.

“Cooper no! He’s not worth it, he really isn’t”

“Blaine! He broke your eye and now your heart. He needs to pay…”

“I’ve punched him, already I punched him when Kurt left” cooper gave him a high five

“Way to go B, but that still doesn’t stop me from wanting to punch the crap out of him”

“Come on Cooper, let’s go… I could really use that ice cream!” he said as he manoeuvred his brother out the door leaving behind a terrified Sebastian

***

Oh My God, I completely forgot that we were going out with cooper afterwards

Yeah, he’s a bit pissed at you for breaking me, but he misses having you around even if he had to listen to us up in my bedroom

oh, well I miss him too, it was so much watching him tease you about our sex life… you know I kinda miss you

You do?

yeah… I really do

I miss you too, was there anymore to your side I’ve finished

no I just sat there and cried for hours…maybe… after hearing you’re full side… I think maybe I was a bit too quick to break up with you… maybe…I could possibly learn to trust you again…

if you’ll let me I’ll try forever to earn your trust again Kurt

Okay… shall we go get coffee?
yeah, I’d like that… it may be too soon but I love you

I love you too