Stut_ter
April 5, 2012, 2:47 p.m.
Is It Still Me
A little back story: the beautiful and amazingly talented [info]flyblckbirdfly said this on her Tumblr the other day: "I want a fic where Kurt's jerking off and he's trying to think about Blaine but keeps thinking about Mr. Martinez and he fights it and fights it and then eventually gives in and afterward he feels so guilty that he calls Blaine and tells him and Blaine's like '' we're not allowed to think about other guys when we do that sometimes?' and then they spend the next half hour talking about the guys they think are hot and then they have phone sex with each other because they're in love and it doesn't matter if they find other men attractive because they're the only ones for each other." So. I decided to write it because it appealed to me. Apparently it appealed to me to the tune of 3200 words. It's a little different than what she asked for but it's the spirit of the thing so...here you are.
E - Words: 37 - Last Updated: Apr 05, 2012 1,676 0 5 11 Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, PWP, Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
Author's Notes: Two head canon things: 1.) EVERYTHING is canon but I went my own way with how far they have gone sexually. 2.) Blaine's surgery was laser and thus the healing process is pretty quick - no eye patch in this scene, just a piece of gauze taped over his eye. Title is from "Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have (Without Taking Her Clothes Off) by Panic! at the Disco
Kurt stares at the mirror of his dressing table, glancing down to silently catalog all of the sprays, lotions, and creams that sit below it before pulling his gaze back to the mirror to stare at himself.
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Is it weird to say this brings back memories? Oh well, no shame here. Awesome story. Also, good relationship lesson. I think more people should think like this.
Hot and utterly adorable!!
Loved it!!! So canon and adorable ^w^
I just died. *blood dripping from nose*
I was listening to my Klaine playlist while reading this, and Blaine's "Fighter" started just as Kurt came in the shower. I was, like, O.M.G. Could the timing be any more appropriate? LOLOhhhh, such a beautiful ending. I just posted something to tumblr last night or the night before distinguishing the difference between what Kurt did in the Whitney episode and people watching porn or having celebrity crushes or sexual fantasies. Kurt was dealing with a tangible, real life person; and, let's face it, the other guy's feelings about Kurt were similar to those of Blaine's toward Jeremiah: all goofy happy and misguided.But, as Blaine said here, fantasies aren't cheating. They're just ideas the brain gives us to play with in a safe arena.