silverurn
July 5, 2012, 10:31 a.m.
Call Me Maybe
A girl sings "Call Me Maybe" to Blaine
K - Words: 361 - Last Updated: Jul 05, 2012 861 0 0 1 Categories: Humor, Characters: Blaine Anderson, OC,
Author's Notes: Hi ya'll! So I saw a post on tumblr that said something about "Call Me Maybe" being sung on the show, and the user who published the post theorized that a girl would sing it to Blaine and this was born. This is unbetaed because it was just a quick ficlet, so some concrit would be lovely as well *coughreadandreviewcough*. Again, if you have ideas or comments, you can let me know here via review, or on ff(dot)net via review or pm (username Silverurn), and on tumblr (darrensgaycock).
This was getting ridiculous.
Blaine knew he was good-looking- his mom had literally said that he was too attractive to be gay- but he was completely and absolutely interested in boys (well, really, one boy in particular), so why was this girl singing "Call Me Maybe" to him?
If he were at all interested in girls, he might have gone for her. Her facial structure was nearly as fine as Quinn's, and he knew enough about women to know she had a nice body, but still, he was entirely gay, and just hoped that this would be over soon.
He looked around at the other member of Glee club. Tina, Artie, Sugar, Sam, Rory, Joe, and Brittany were all looking uncomfortable, but the rest of the club- made up of people who had just joined- didn't know he was gay and just saw a girl serenading a guy.
The girl- Candace? Carly? Something with a C- was finishing up, and oh wow she was actually writing her number on a piece of paper oh god what was he supposed to do now because he had to let her down and oh, hey, wasn't there a picture of him and Kurt kissing on his phone? That might send the right kind of message to her.
When she walked over to him, he stood up and grabbed her hand- oh man this feels so similar to when I held Kurt's- and said, "C-Can we talk? Like, outside?"
"Sure," whatever-her-name-was replied. Blaine quickly walked out into the hallway, and as soon as they were out of sight of the choir room, the confident smile fell off her face. "Was that too much? I mean, I just- you're-"
"Well, based off past experiences- which do include serenading a former crush with When I Get You Alone- I'd say it wasn't too too much, but, well, I'm gay. I have a boyfriend, he's, um, he's in New York right now, and, well, yeah. Sorry."
"Oh! Well, I'm sorry too, I didn't know you were gay. I mean, you don't look it, y'know. Just, sorry about that."
"It's okay, but let's go back inside now, because I still want to listen to the other people audition."
"Okay."
Blaine knew he was good-looking- his mom had literally said that he was too attractive to be gay- but he was completely and absolutely interested in boys (well, really, one boy in particular), so why was this girl singing "Call Me Maybe" to him?
If he were at all interested in girls, he might have gone for her. Her facial structure was nearly as fine as Quinn's, and he knew enough about women to know she had a nice body, but still, he was entirely gay, and just hoped that this would be over soon.
He looked around at the other member of Glee club. Tina, Artie, Sugar, Sam, Rory, Joe, and Brittany were all looking uncomfortable, but the rest of the club- made up of people who had just joined- didn't know he was gay and just saw a girl serenading a guy.
The girl- Candace? Carly? Something with a C- was finishing up, and oh wow she was actually writing her number on a piece of paper oh god what was he supposed to do now because he had to let her down and oh, hey, wasn't there a picture of him and Kurt kissing on his phone? That might send the right kind of message to her.
When she walked over to him, he stood up and grabbed her hand- oh man this feels so similar to when I held Kurt's- and said, "C-Can we talk? Like, outside?"
"Sure," whatever-her-name-was replied. Blaine quickly walked out into the hallway, and as soon as they were out of sight of the choir room, the confident smile fell off her face. "Was that too much? I mean, I just- you're-"
"Well, based off past experiences- which do include serenading a former crush with When I Get You Alone- I'd say it wasn't too too much, but, well, I'm gay. I have a boyfriend, he's, um, he's in New York right now, and, well, yeah. Sorry."
"Oh! Well, I'm sorry too, I didn't know you were gay. I mean, you don't look it, y'know. Just, sorry about that."
"It's okay, but let's go back inside now, because I still want to listen to the other people audition."
"Okay."