April 19, 2012, 3 a.m.
Pranks
Finn and Puck are the ultimate pranksters. They always played pranks on Kurt, sohe's decided to get them back with a little help from Blaine,his parentsand lots and lots of make-up.
K - Words: 735 - Last Updated: Apr 19, 2012 910 0 1 3 Categories: Humor, Characters: Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel, Carole Hudson-Hummel, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman,
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Finn and Puck laughed and walked away leaving a very wet and very angry Kurt Hummel. Kurt grumbled walking towards his room to get spare clothes and then have a shower.
After the shower, Kurt went to make some coffee only to realise that the sugar was swaped with the salt. Luckily Kurt only puts one spoon of sugar in so it wasn't that bad but he could still taste it. He threw the cup in the sink and stormed into the living room where Puck and Finn were having a very serious Halo match. He forcefully yanked the pulg out and stared at the boys.
"What the hell dude?" Puck jumped to his feet,
"What the hell dude?" Kurt mocked, "What the hell do you think your doing!"
Finn and Pucked looked at eachother and shrugged.
"Firstly, you fixed my door so that water pours on me when I open it." The two boys giggled, "Secondly!" Kurt continued, "You played with the taps while I was in the shower!" Finn looked a little gulity whilst Puck was laughing his head off, "And thirdly, you switched the salt and sugar around so put salt in my coffee -"
"Come on dude, you don't even put sugar in your coffee,"
"I mean come on! How old are you guys? Pranks are for kids. Pranks. Are. For. Kids. You hear me. Kids!"
Kurt raced off and slammed his bedroom door shut.
"Well, back to the game?" Finn suggested.
Kurt ploped on his bed and dragged his phone out.
*RING* *RING*
"Hello?"
"Hey honey, it's me,"
"Kurt?"
"No your other boyfriend,"
"Yep, it's Kurt,"
"Anyway, I need some help,
"Sure, what is it?"
"Well..."
Later that day Puck and Finn were having a movie marathon and all of them involved zomebies in one way or the other. It was pitch black apart from the movie playing and no other sounds other than the screams from the victims in the moive.
"Dude, that is so fake."Puck stated,
"Y-Yeah, totally."
There was a small pause between changing moives until,
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Something repeatedly hit the window over and over again along with random groans,
"W-What the hell was -" And right then the power was shut off and the bangs got louder and louder until finally it made it towards the door. The door creeped open and a hand shoot out and grabbed the frame,
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" The boys screamed.
They hand was completed by a body and then another one following close behind. Slowly they made their way towards the screaming boys.
"It's,"
"ZOMBIES!" They yelled together.
"Brains, Brains, Brains," They zombies chanted slowly closing the gap between them and the other boys.
"This is the end!" Puck breathed,
"I love you Noah Puckerman!"
"I love you too Finn Hudson!"
And then the zombies fell to the floor and laughed uncontrollably and the lights flicked on along with the rest of the power,
"What the?"
The zombies stood up and revealed themselves,
"Kurt? Blaine?"
Right then Carole emerged with a video camera and Burt joined from outside.
"Thank you Blaine," Kurt kissed Blaine and then turned towards his parents who had red faces from laughing too hard, "And thank you guys," He turned towards Puck and Finn, "Thats what you get when you mess with Kurt Hummel."
"Dude, you really look zombies." Finn comented on Kurt and Blaine's outfit.
"Thanks, well it was all Kurt."
"Hey, hey, hey. I'm not finished, Puck, Finn, you will both apolgise for everything you've done to me or else," He mentioned to the camera in Carole's hands, "The footage that we've captured will go on youtube."
"Oh and by the way, we have you two saying that you love eachother so..." Carole added.
"Wait, how did you do all of this?" Puck questioned,
"Well, earlier today after our little talk I went up to my room and called Blaine to ask him if he wanted to help me by dressing up as a zombie and then I talked dad about it and made him switch off the power box when we needed it and then I went to Carole so she could tape it all." Kurt explained,
"Wow, thats a lot of work," Finn mummbled,
"Yes it was, especially with the make-up." Blaine agreed,
"Oh God, don't even get me started on that." Kurt muttered,
"Well it looks like Hummel here has the new title, The Prankster of the Year."
"Thank you Noah."
That night went very comfortable for everyone, apart from Puck and Finn who were both terrified but didn't show it and Puck was a little sad that Kurt stole his title but he knew that he was going to get it back one day. One day soon.
Comments
that. was. fantastic! i can't stop laughing!