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Oh My God (I'm In Love With a 5 Year Old)

Kurt and Blaine have a simple movie night and thats when Kurt realised that he's in love with a 5 year old.


K - Words: 504 - Last Updated: Apr 24, 2012
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Categories: Cotton Candy Fluff, Humor,
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,

"How 'bout these?" Kurt held up a bar of  

"Nope."

"These?" A box of Butterfingers.

"Hmm, na."

"Okay, these?" A packet of M&M's.

"Eh, yeah."

"Great! So now, what else?"

"I dunno."

"Blaine, this is your decision so just pick one for God's sake!"

"Umm? What to pick?"

"God! I'm going... somewhere away from here!"

Kurt stomed off leaving Blaine with in a store filled with candy. Yeah, probably not the smartest choice he's made though out his life.

Blaine scanned the room, making sure Kurt wasn't inside before completely raiding the counters grabbing Milk Duds, Hershey's bars, more M&M's and anything else you can think of really.

Kurt came back and saw Blaine with handfulls of candy bars and smiling innocently at him.

"Blaine, what did you - NO!" Kurt looked over to see their cart filled to the top with assorted goddies inside.

"Blaine Christopher Anderson, did you raid the counters?"

"Maybe."

"Blaine."

"I - Yes, and don't get mad 'cause..."

"Yes?"

"I love you?"

"Good God."

"Am I off the hook?"

"Hell no. You empty out this cart right now and pick three, no more."

"Aww, come on -"

"Now Blaine!"

Blaine pouted but did what he was told only leaving in a packet of M&M's, some Junior Mints and a giant bag of Gummy Bears that he somehow managed to trick Kurt into buying.

One back at home Kurt told Blaine to put a movie on, wait for him and for him to not eat anything. Kurt left him alone in the same room as all the candy so he could get the popcorn and ice cream for the two. Again not a very smart choice leaving Blaine alone with candy. 

Blaine silently opened the packet of M&M's and started munching away until Kurt caught him while he was trying to throw one in the air and catch it inside his mouth. Blaine innocently looked at him again and for some reason, Kurt belived him.

The movie played and Kurt was sunggled into Blaine's chest while Blaine was pigging out on anything he could grab. At one point Kurt make a comment about how alike Blaine and Finn are becoming.

At the end of the movie, Blaine 'acctidently' chucked a piece of popcorn into Kurt hair,

"Oh, you did not just do that."

"Oh, but I think I just did."

"That's it."

Kurt grabbed the whole container of popcorn and dumped it all over Blaine's head leaving small pieces of corn stuck in is curls. Blaine looked at Kurt and picked the corn off the floor and threw it back over at Kurt.

The war that Blaine started ended about 15 minutes after with Kurt being the victor. They - Kurt, went to clean everything up while Blaine headed up stairs to jump into bed.

The next morning Kurt found himself trapped between two iron arms and a warm body pressed up against his back. Slowly he turned around you he was facing Blaine and shook him slightly.

"Mm, go 'way."

"No."

"Mm, 'eav me 'lon."

"Get up Blaine."

"'ope."

"Okay, you asked for it."

Kurt attacked Blaine's sides which made him fall off the edge.

"That'll teach you."

"Meanie."

"Meanie? Really Blaine, how old are you?"

"Mm, my tummy's sore."

"Oh my God, I'm in love with a 5 year old."


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That was very sweet :)