April 6, 2012, 10:30 p.m.
Biggest Fear
Kurt doesn't know whatBlaine's biggest fear isand whenever he asks him he always replies with, 'Not telling.' so Kurt has made it his mission to find out what Blaine's biggest fear is.
K - Words: 482 - Last Updated: Apr 06, 2012 782 0 1 2 Categories: Humor, Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel,
"Blaine, whats your biggest fear?" Kurt inquired.
"Not telling. Why?"
"Well, I just... want to know."
"Hmmm, okay..."Blaine tralied off
"You scared of spiders?" Blaine shook his head.
"Hights?"
"Nope."
"Zombies?"
"No."
"Ghosts?"
"I don't even think those are real."
"Fine, well, um, how about the dark?" Kurt joked.
"Really? Thats what you think I'm affraid of?"
"I got it."
"No you don't." Blaine protested.
"I think I do. Sue Sylvester."
"Ah... na."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Damm, I thought that would be it." Kurt admitted.
"Well Hummel, you've got yourself a very tough boyfriend."
"Rachel Berry?"
"Eh, she alright."
"Oh come on! Tell me!" Kurt whined.
"Not. A. Chance."
"You suck." Kurt huffed turning and facing his back to Blaine.
"Aww, come on Kurtie, don't be like that." Blaine teased.
"Shut up, and don't call me that."
"Call you what? Kurtie?"
"Yes, Blaine." Kurt gritted through his teeth.
"Yes? So you want me to call you it, alright Kurtie."
"Shut it."
"Not. A. Chan-"
Kurt dove at Blaine pinning him to the ground before attacking his sides. Blaine tries to force Kurt off, but Kurt is stronger than he looks and kept on tickling Blaine.
"M-Mer-Mercy!" Blaine cried out over and over again but Kurt didn't stop.
"S-Sto-Stop!" Blaine begged.
"Not. A. Chance." Kurt mocked.
After a while Kurt stoped but didn't get off of him.
"Thank you." Blaine thanked atempting to get up but Kurt grabbed his arms again and pinned them over the other boys head.
"Don't thank me yet."
"Aww, come on! Let me go!"
"Tell me."
"Never."
"Fine. I'm happy to stay here and wait for my dad or someone to come in on us like this." Kurt mentioned at their current position.
"Fine! I'll tell you,"
"Yes."
"Do you know, the muffin man?"
"The muffin man?"
"The muffin man."
"Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?"
"Well, she's married to the muffin man,"
"The muffin man?"
"The muffin man!"
"I - wait," Kurt tried to recall where he heard it from until finally it clicked. "You smug bastard!" Kurt yelled and then attacked Blaine's sides again.
"S-Sor-Sorry. S-Stop!" Kurt stopped and stared at him.
"Yes?"
"Okay, so now, that one was a joke but this one isn't so listen okay?" Blaine waited until Kurt nodded before continuing.
"Great, so now, what I'm really affraid of is..." Blaine mummbled something that Kurt didn't quite catch.
"I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. What was it?"
"It's..." Blaine took a deep breath and said, "...cats."
"Cats? Cats? Really? Cats!" Kurt was laughing so hard that he collapsed on top of Blaine and laughed into his chest. Blaine took that opportunity to get revenge on Kurt by doing the same thing as Kurt did to him.
"Wha - no s-stop!" Kurt was spuirming in top of Blaine hoping to get out of his grasp, but Blaine held on tighter.
"Say your sorry."
"S-Sor-Sorry!" Blaine let go of Kurt who was breathing heavily on his chest.
"Really Blaine?" Kurt gasped out.
"... yeah. R-Really."
"Okay. Thats okay, everyone has something their scared of and this is yours. Just like how my one is -" Kurt stopped himself and ran out of the room.
"Kurt Hummel don't think your getting away that easily!" Blaine shouted before jumping to his feet and chases Kurt.